TCCRMMAICSTA Chapter 9

Encouraged, Hou Jingjing started dancing even more vigorously, with sweat beading on her forehead.

 

But the Battle King didn’t even glance at her; instead, he scanned everyone in the hall. He wanted to see who was so fond of watching performances—the most excited person would likely be the owner of the mysterious voice.

 

Yu Wanwan bent over slightly, standing beside Xianfei, occasionally picking up dishes to serve her, but her peripheral vision stayed focused on the performance in the hall.

 

Her actions didn’t attract any attention.

 

【Please, I’m a master at slacking off! I’m the kind who can play Solitaire under the boss’s nose without getting caught.】 

 

【Watching the same person all the time gets boring. Can’t they switch performers? Next!】

 

Just as she was complaining in her mind, the Battle King waved his hand, “Next.”

 

Hou Jingjing, who was in the middle of dancing, nearly sprained her waist. What was going on? Didn’t the Battle King seem satisfied with her earlier? Why did he suddenly want to switch performers?

 

The noble ladies, who had been somewhat fearful of the Battle King, perked up immediately upon hearing this.

 

They thought the iron tree had finally bloomed! The Battle King was now choosing his future wife!

 

So, the ladies eagerly stepped forward to perform, whether it was playing the zither, composing poetry, dancing, or singing. It was a scene of fierce competition, with each woman displaying her talents, which greatly pleased Yu Wanwan.

 

But soon, her joyful mood was ruined.

 

Because Xianfei spoke!

 

With a smile, she looked at the Battle King and asked, “Your Highness, after watching so many performances, is there anyone you fancy?”

 

The Battle King’s gaze immediately turned to Xianfei. He wondered if the mysterious voice belonged to her; otherwise, why would she suddenly ask such a question?

 

Moreover, ever since she started talking, the voice had gone silent.

 

His brows furrowed slightly, unsatisfied with this conclusion.

 

He responded gruffly, “No, don’t ask.”

 

“……” Xianfei felt a bit awkward, but she continued, “Recently, I’ve acquired an interesting young eunuch. Since Your Highness doesn’t seem to enjoy the ladies’ performances, why not let him perform for your amusement?”

 

???

 

Everyone was dumbfounded. The court officials nearly fell off their chairs.

 

Because of the Battle King’s cold attitude toward women, there had been rumours in the capital that the Battle King might be… a broken sleeve! [1] 

 

Now that Xianfei is openly suggesting a young eunuch perform for the Battle King, isn’t this basically forcing the Battle King to admit his liking for men in front of everyone?

 

The court officials silently bowed to  Xianfei in their hearts. When the Battle King goes mad, he’s far scarier than the Emperor. At least the Emperor still adheres to rules and punishes people according to the law and palace regulations.

 

But the Battle King? He’s a lawless man. If he wants to throw you into the lake, he’ll throw you into the lake. If he wants to throw you onto the mountain, you’ll end up on the mountain.

 

Xianfei could end up in the sea, in the mountains, or even in the ice cellar…

 

Liang Fei clenched her fists: Has Xian Fei gone mad?! She’s about to send my important person over to the Battle King? Looks like I’ll have to share a bit of my poisoned incense with her.

 

The Empress Dowager also frowned in displeasure: Xianfei is getting old and her brain isn’t working properly. It seems I need to remind her of her place.

 

If I don’t lower her rank a bit, she won’t understand her limits.

 

Xiao Guiren was also anxious, fidgeting in her seat: What is Xianfei doing?! I haven’t been reinstated in favour yet, and if Yu Wanfu is sent away, won’t I lose favour for the rest of my life? She’s doing this on purpose, isn’t she?!

 

T/N  貴人; guìrén = Noble Lady

 

However, Xianfei herself didn’t think there was anything wrong. Others might not know Yu Wanwan’s true identity, but she knew it clearly.

 

If the Battle King truly fancies Yu Wanwan, wouldn’t that mean we’d have another ally?

 

Besides, what if the Battle King does have such a peculiar preference? It would be perfect for Yu Wanwan to stay disguised as a eunuch and continue serving the Battle King.

 

Yu Wanwan herself was stunned at first. By the time she realised what was happening, the chopsticks in her hand had already slipped and clattered to the floor.

 

“Your Highness, this servant is clumsy and knows nothing of music, chess, calligraphy, or painting. I really cannot perform and wouldn’t dare tarnish the eyes of all these noble people.” She quickly declined.

 

But in her heart, she had already cursed Xianfei ten thousand times.

 

【Xianfei, sis, please take your medicine and stop acting crazy, alright?】

 

【Do you really think you can control the Battle King? What kind of dream are you living in? You’re all just setting yourselves up for a tragic end. Take some advice and just focus on your meals.】

 

【Plus, I’m really useless at everything except eating. What could I possibly perform without blinding everyone?】

 

Xianfei heard Yu Wanwan’s inner thoughts but didn’t care. Yu Zhongming and the Battle King were both military commanders, and both were distrusted by the Emperor.

 

Didn’t Yu Wanwan just mention the Emperor had sent assassins to kill the Battle King?

 

As long as Yu Zhongming could save the Battle King and they formed an alliance, with Yu Wanwan becoming the Battle King’s consort, their chances of winning would naturally increase.

 

Everyone had expected the Battle King to be furious, but surprisingly, a smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.

 

His dark eyes locked onto Yu Wanwan. He had found it! So, it was this little eunuch’s voice.

 

No wonder he hadn’t been able to find the source for so long—it wasn’t a concubine, but a eunuch whose voice sounded like a woman’s.

 

Although the outcome was unexpected, when he saw Yu Wanwan’s delicate features, the sense of revulsion he initially felt wasn’t as strong as he thought it would be.

 

He let out a grunt: “Hmm, then go ahead and perform.”

 

???

 

Everyone was once again utterly shocked. The Battle King… had actually agreed?!

 

Xianfei patted Yu Wanwan’s shoulder with a smile, clearly pleased. She had guessed correctly—the Battle King really did have that particular interest.

 

Sending Yu Wanwan out today was indeed the right move!

 

It looks like… the alliance plan would go very smoothly.

 

“Go ahead, Wanfu, the Battle King is looking forward to your performance.”

 

Yu Wanwan felt like crying but had no tears. She was forcibly pushed onto the stage.

 

【 Xianfei, you sly fox, I really “thank” you. What the hell, man.】

 

【Just now I was watching the show, and now I’m part of it. Could someone please pay me for this performance, box lunch included?】

 

【You’re so noble and lofty, pushing me into the limelight for the sake of your schemes.】

 

The Battle King looked at the nervous little eunuch on stage and raised an eyebrow: “So, what are you going to perform?”

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