TCCRMMAICSTA Chapter 20

Yu Wanwan realised that this road was leading directly to the brothel!

 

Her guess was correct, and soon they arrived at the entrance of the brothel. She muttered to herself: 【Isn’t the Battle King uninterested in women? Why would he come to a brothel in broad daylight?】

 

【Wait, more precisely, how does he know I want to come to a brothel?】

 

【Oh no, could he hear my thoughts? Should I try swearing a bit?】

 

Yu Wanwan decided to give it a try and immediately started a mental battle.

 

【The Battle King’s mouth is like constipation without a laxative, taking forever to say something nice.】

 

【I bet the Battle King is Aristotle’s sister, Jenny Mastod, otherwise how could he be everywhere?】[1] 

 

[1] “Aristotle’s sister, Jenny Mastod”: This is a fictional name and not related to real people. The name “Jenny Mastod” sounds similar to “mastodon,” which is a prehistoric giant. Which means the Battle King has a ubiquitous presence, as if he were as common as a prehistoric giant.

 

“Otherwise how could he be everywhere?”: means how the Battle King seems to be involved in every situation, everywhere.

 

After a few mental insults, she noticed that Zhou Jingchuan’s expression remained indifferent, and she sighed with relief.

 

【Phew, looks like I was overthinking!】

 

【For someone like the Battle King, who dares to confront even the emperor, if he could really hear my thoughts, he would have dismembered me and thrown me into a deep mountain forest by now, only to be discovered by some fisherman.】

 

Feeling relaxed, her steps became lighter. 【Having someone bring me to a brothel, isn’t this like getting a free ride?】

 

【I didn’t spend any money or get involved directly; even if a raid happens here, I can just walk away.】

 

Yu Wanwan was pleased with her thoughts and didn’t notice Zhou Jingchuan’s twitching temples.

 

At this moment, veins were bulging on his temples, clearly showing he was struggling to suppress his anger. But Yu Wanwan, keeping her head down, didn’t see this.

 

Meanwhile, the Third Princess, also keeping her head down and stifling laughter, thought: Yu Wanfu actually dared to insult the Battle King. But I have to keep up appearances. I mustn’t let Yu Wanfu know that I can hear his thoughts; otherwise, he won’t help me come up with strategies against the Battle King in the future.

 

The group entered the brothel “Baimui Qianjiao,” and since it was still daylight, the courtesans hadn’t yet risen. Only the middle-aged madam was there to welcome them excitedly.

 

The Battle King was well-known in the city, so the madam naturally knew his identity. The madam wiggled her plump hips and approached them: “Ladies and gentlemen, what type of courtesans would you like? I’ll arrange them for you right away.”

 

The Battle King’s personal bodyguard, Lin Yi, blocked the madam’s attempt to touch them because his master had a cleanliness obsession!

 

The madam, being shrewd, retreated a few steps with a forced smile, inwardly cursing them.

“Are you all crazy? If you don’t want women touching you, why come to a brothel? Just stay home and hug your pillows!”

 

Lin Yi threw a few silver coins into the madam’s hand: “Just call a few courtesans.”

 

The madam’s eyes lit up immediately at the sight of the silver: “Yes, yes, of course.”

 

In no time, several courtesans of different styles entered the room. Some were seductive and glamorous, others elegant and refined. It covered all the types of women men typically liked. 

 

The courtesans curtsied: “Greetings, sirs. Would you like to listen to some music or…”

The madam had already informed them that the Battle King was not an ordinary guest and was generous, so the courtesans did not act recklessly upon entering.

 

Yu Wanwan swallowed hard: 【Is the Battle King serious? Help… looking at these beautiful sisters, I’m already thinking of baby names.】

 

【Tsk tsk tsk, it’s a pity not to cup this smooth back.】

 

【Forget running into a wall, I’d rather run into her… no, her chest.】

 

The Battle King frowned and told the courtesans, “Sit down.”

 

They immediately complied and sat gracefully on the opposite chairs, waiting for his instructions. Unexpectedly, the Battle King turned to Yu Wanwan and the Third Princess and said, “I heard you two are preparing a dance performance for me?”

 

The Third Princess immediately stood up in excitement: “How did you know, Battle Uncle? Xin Xin will perform for you right away.”

 

Eager to show off in front of the Battle King, the Third Princess instructed Yu Wanwan: “Hurry, Yu Wanfu! Teach me the duet dance.”

 

Yu Wanwan couldn’t believe it: “Now?”

 

The third princess stomped her foot: “Battle Uncle wants to see it now, so you have to perform now.”

 

Yu Wanwan shrank back and looked at the Battle King: “Your Highness… this… isn’t appropriate?”

 

The Battle King calmly took a sip of tea and said, “I think it’s quite good. Perform.”

 

“…….”

 

【This is absolutely ridiculous. I’m just staying silent.】

 

【You’ve brought me to a brothel to dance for the girls, Battle King, are you out of your mind? Are you okay?】

 

【No? Is no one going to speak up for me?】

 

In the end, Yu Wanwan reluctantly stepped forward to teach the third princess how to perform the two-person dance.

 

It was the familiar music, the familiar handkerchief, and the eccentric moves.

 

Whoever talks nonsense will get an electric cannon…

 

The third princess danced with great flair, but her movements resembled the zombies in Plants vs. Zombies.

 

The girls in the room were stunned. Normally, they danced and sang to please the guests, but now… they were actually watching a performance.

 

However… the electric cannon dance was quite interesting. They watched closely and thought that maybe other guests would like it too?

 

Soon, The third princess finished the dance, swaying and staggering.

 

She eagerly looked at the Battle King: “Battle Uncle, how did this dance look?”

 

“……..”

 

The Battle King did not respond.

 

Yu Wanwan: 【Um… it’s hard to judge. I can only wish you success.】

 

The third princess, dissatisfied, stomped her foot: “Yu Wanwan, dance a few more times. This princess will definitely learn.”

 

She then huffed and sat down on a chair, waiting for Yu Wanwan to continue performing the two-person dance.

 

Yu Wanwan forced a smile: “Yes, Princess, you’re so clever. Another round and you should be able to learn it.”

 

【Princess, are you on cloud nine? You’ve completely infuriated me!】

 

【I really suspect the Battle King did this on purpose! Could he have known that I wanted to come to the brothel to have fun and deliberately made me perform a show here?】

 

【I can only envy the beautiful sisters, seeing them but unable to touch them. Damn it!】

 

【My fists are itching. Not to brag, but if the Battle King were to fight me, within five seconds he’d be on his knees begging me not to kill him!】

 

As Yu Wanwan silently cursed while continuing the dance, she switched to a different BGM (background music).

 

“I’m not K, I’m not K, Dinosaur vs. Wolf, vs. Wolf…”

 

After the song ended, Yu Wanwan was sweating profusely.

 

“I’ve finished dancing, Your Highness…”

 

The Battle King curved his lips: “The fire at the Battle King’s residence hasn’t been put out yet. Continue.”

 

Yu Wanwan’s legs went weak and she directly knelt down.

 

“Your Highness, I can’t continue dancing…”

 

【You’re doing this to take revenge for the fire at the Battle King’s residence, aren’t you?】

 

【Even though I was wrong, not forgiving me is your mistake.】

 

【Whatever happens, going mad can solve eighty percent of the world’s problems.】

 

The room fell silent with no response.

 

Yu Wanwan decided to just lie down.

 

【I’m just lying down, what’s the big deal?】

 

Clang! During this time Yu Wanwan was lying down, the sound of a window breaking was heard.

 

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