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NOUH Chapter 151

Embarrassing Stories

151. Embarrassing Stories.

 

Jin Lingrui ordered people to clean the warehouse, spread a layer of transparent plastic paper on the ground, and then pour the rice on it, and then take the bags and empty cars to weigh them to ensure that the net weight of the rice reached 3 million kilograms, leaving Boss Lu and his masters speechless.

At 4 o’clock in the afternoon, the slaves in Sancheng District completed their tasks and happily got on the truck to leave the City of Pleasure. On the way, everyone was laughing and discussing the way Boss Lu was defeated.

“When Boss Lu fell to the ground, I stepped hard on him. At that time, I really hated that there were no nails on the soles of my shoes to poke his dog eyes.”

“Haha, me too, I deliberately crushed his face hard at that time, it was so refreshing.”

“Seeing his defeated look when he saw that we completed the task just now can make me happy the whole New Year.”

“We have to spend a happy New Year; after the New Year, Boss Lu will come to trouble us again, from 3 million kg of grain to 5 million.”

After they left, and Boss Lu really started to think of ways to mess with them again, but now it is the New Year, Jin Lingrui and others have completed the tasks assigned by the masters, and the idea of ​​collecting the vegetable fields in Sancheng District has not been achieved. It is not good to ask them to torment Jin Lingrui and others again, they can only wait until the New Year.

Boss Lu returned to Xicheng District with injuries.

Sister Shi, who had been hiding in the dark and watching, saw Boss Lu coming back with a gloomy face and knew that Jin Lingrui and his team had won. She quickly returned to the room where they lived and told Yu Ling what she had just seen.

Yu Ling sneered: “At that time, I said that they should each pay 3 million kg of grain, they definitely wouldn’t be able to. Now it’s all in vain, all my expectations were in vain. As long as there are vegetable with them, our grain will not be sold. Damn it, Lu Zhikun is an idiot, and he is not reliable at all. We will leave here after the New Year.”

Xiao Yu Ci asked, “Can we leave the city?”

“Yes, the day after we made Boss Lu itchy all over his body after applying medicine, I secretly applied to to leave the city. The deadline is one year. After the New Year, We will use the excuse of growing crops to leave here secretly.”

Sister Jing asked, “Where can we go? I heard that other cities have also set up a planting formation. It will be difficult for us, and we will be easily caught by the masters.”

“We will hide in the Fallen Forest for a while, so it will not be easy for the masters to catch us.”

Sister Jing nodded in agreement and asked them, “Today is New Year’s Eve; do you want to pick up Lao Liu to celebrate the New Year?”

Yu Ling and Xiao Yu Ci suddenly frowned: “Why pick him up? That traitor, if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t have such a bad relationship with Boss Lu, and we wouldn’t have to leave Gongcheng to hide elsewhere.”

Sister Jing said, “It’s better to pick up Lao Liu to celebrate the New Year. We may need him in the future.”

Yu Ling thought for a while: “You are right, Ah Zi, you go pick him up to celebrate the New Year.”

Ah Zi nodded, took the car keys, and left the dormitory.

Xicheng District was cold and deserted, not like the New Year at all. In contrast, the City of Pleasure was very lively. Every household posted couplets and hung up New Year decorations, which was very festive.

Bao Ye and Zisang Yanruo dressed up as high-level slaves and mixed in with Jin Lingrui and his team. After making sure that the task is completed, they followed them out of the City of Pleasure and quietly used teleportation to return to the villa.

“Brother, brother, we are back.” Zisang Yanruo happily ran to the hall and hugged Zisang Yanjing’s neck, who was sitting on the big sofa.

Zisang Yanjing smiled faintly: “Did you have fun?”

“yes.” Zisang Yanruo rubbed his neck: “I’ll go upstairs to take a shower and come down to eat later.”

Dong Lingce, who was about to write a couplet, looked up at Baoye, who came in from the back, and couldn’t help but smile: “Come here.”

Baoye teleported directly to Dong Lingce’s side.

“Do you miss me?”.

“We video chat every day; what’s there to miss.” Baoye said he didn’t, but since he entered the door, his eyes have never moved away from Dong Lingce’s face, there was an uncontrollable happiness in his heart. He never knew that he would miss this lunatic who loves to prank people so much.

Leng Zhuo, who was standing by and grinding ink, saw Baoye looking at his master with sparkling eyes and couldn’t help but curl his lips. He didn’t need to think hard about it to know that Baoye also have some feelings.

Dong Lingce frowned and put down his pen unhappily: “Why do you say you miss Zisang Yanruo when you haven’t seen her for a while, but you don’t miss me when you haven’t seen me for a while?”

Baoye:”…”

He wanted to say that he missed him, but when the words came to his lips, he felt shy and couldn’t say it out loud.

Leng Zhuo saw what he was thinking and sent a message to his master, “Master, in fact, he misses you, but he just can’t say it.”

Dong Lingce replied, “He clearly said he didn’t miss me.”

“Look at the way he looks at you; his eyes are full of joy. Moreover, he has not looked away since he saw you in the hall. His heart and eyes are full of you, but he doesn’t know or hasn’t acknowledged his feelings. Don’t push too hard for the time being; it will be counterproductive.”

Dong Lingce heard what Leng Zhuo said, and it was true. Baoye’s eyes were filled with him. Suddenly, his unhappiness was replaced by joy. He said to Baoye, “Come here and grind ink for me; I will write the couplets.”

“Okay.” Baoye happily took over Leng Zhuo’s work and carefully ground ink for Dong Lingce.

Dong Lingce raised the corner of his mouth, dipped the brush in ink, and with a big stroke, a pair of majestic spring couplets were completed in one go.

Baoye praised in amazement: “Your handwriting is really beautiful, worthy of being an ancient god. How about I glue them together and stick them on the gate of the villa? ”

“Stick them in the entrance of the hall to the gate of the villa; it can protect the house.”

Baoye was surprised: “Can this protect the house?”

“When I wrote the words, I added divine power into it. Anyone who wants to force his way in will be bounced back.”

“Amazing. Even your couplets are different from others.”

Baoye put up the Spring Festival couplets, went back to his room to take a shower, changed into new clothes, and went downstairs.

Everyone had dinner together. The dishes tonight were very rich. Everyone was watching TV while chatting and laughing.

When Baoye had almost finished eating, he smiled and said, “Everyone, tell us one of your own embarrassing stories, so that others can have fun and welcome the New Year.”

“Embarrassing stories?” Dong Lingce thought for a while and said, “I don’t have any embarrassing stories.”

“Who said that the master has no embarrassing stories?” Leng Zhuo smiled and said, “I remember that there were many fairies who liked the master before, and then there was a fairy who took a love letter to the master. In addition to a love poem, she also wrote the place where they should meet. However, the master who liked to fight took it as a challenge. As soon as he went to the meeting place, he fought with the fairy. Not only did he hurt her, but he also said that the other party was overestimating her own abilities, and her divine power was not as good as that of the wild boar demon. She also wanted to fight with him, so she cultivated for another 50,000 years before coming to find him.”

“Hahaha…” Baoye and Zi Sang Yanruo laughed unceremoniously, “That fairy is so pitiful.”

Dong Lingce:…

“That’s right. Since then, no fairy has dared to propose to him. ”

Dong Lingce couldn’t help but refute Leng Zhuo angrily: “And you have no embarrassing moments? I don’t know who raised his feet like a beast when he just turned into a human…

Leng Zhuo quickly picked up the wine glass and handed it to Dong Lingce’s mouth: “Master, I was wrong; you can beatme; don’t say such embarrassing things.”

“Haha.” Bao Ye laughed, “Master, you don’t need to say more; I understood.”

Zi Sang Yanruo was puzzled: “What’s going on?”

Zisang Yanjing smiled and said nothing.

Bao Ye asked Zi Sang Yan Ruo, “Have you ever seen a puppy pee?”

Zi Sang Yan Ruo nodded. “I have.”

“After Leng Zhuo became a human, he also raised his legs to pee like a puppy. Haha.”

Zi Sang Yanruo was stunned. Thinking of Leng Zhuo peeing naked with his hands and feet raised, her face turned red, and she found it very funny: “Leng Zhuo, is it true?”

Zi Sang Yan jing coughed lightly, “Don’t teach my sister bad things.”

Leng Zhuo held his forehead with his hand. “Miss Zi Sang, I was still young at that time. When I turned into a human form, I was just a four- or five-year-old child. Don’t get the wrong idea.”

Bao Ye laughed even more happily when he heard it.

Leng Zhuo glared at Bao Ye: “Don’t you have any embarrassing moments?”

“Yes…” Bao Ye’s smile paused. All his embarrassing moments happened thirty years later. Should he tell them out? He didn’t know if God would let him tell them out.

The most depressing thing was that the ugly slave didn’t have any embarrassing moments when he was a child. When he grew up, apart from doing bad things, he didn’t have any embarrassing moments to tell. Alas, he really dug a hole himself.

Dong Lingce snorted coldly: “Your embarrassing moment was the failed attempt to take off another man’s pants in the middle of the night.”

“Master…” Bao Ye held his forehead. He felt that Dong Lingce would remember this incident for the rest of his life. He finally knew why Dong Lingce was so repulsive to Jiang Yu: “Skip it, skip it. It’s Mr. Zisang’s turn to tell about the embarrassing moments. I’m very curious about what embarrassing moments Mr. Zisang, who is always serious, would have.”

Zisang Yanjing thought for a while: “It seems nothing.”

“No way, have you never done anything embarrassing since you were a child? ”

Zisang Yanruo said: “Speaking of which, I have never seen my eldest brother do anything embarrassing. My family is very strict with my eldest brother. He cannot make any mistakes in anything. I have not seen my eldest brother make mistakes since I was a child.”

Baoye sighed: “Mr. Zisang’s life is too boring.”

Zisang Yanjing nodded in agreement: “My friends around me also said that my life is too rigid, and I speak too seriously and solemnly, which makes people feel that it is difficult to get close to me.”

“Who said that? I think my eldest brother is very good.” Zisang Yanruo hugged his arm.

Baoye said: “Be serious and looking after yourself is good, but it is not good to live a boring life. Sometimes you should change your lifestyle to find the beauty and fun of life. ”

He took out a small gift box and put it in front of Zisang Yanjing: “Mr. Zisang, this is a small New Year gift from me to you. I wish you a happy New Year and all your wishes come true.”

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