How to escape from the hands of Yandere?
Chapter 1 : Reality
(现实)
Watching the scene on the screen where the gloomy and dull-eyed young girl was wearing a gentle smile and stabbed the male protagonist in the heart, the screen paused at the moment the blood spurts out. Being in front of the screen, Qin Li couldn’t help but scream.
Qin Li was a very ordinary high school student and a very ordinary otaku, but his interest was more heavy…
In fact, we all knew that ordinary high school students and ordinary otaku were the two most awesome types of people ==. ( Tl: I think the author is being sarcastic here)
When he first joined the otaku world, Qin Li still liked gentle girls, but his tastes had become heavier and heavier over the time, and he had recently fallen in love with the yandere girl character.
In Qin Li’s words, “Yandere is the best ah! I don’t have to worry about NTR (netorare) at all, if only there is a girl in real life who loves me deeply I will be really happy.”
With that said, Qin Li began to look for games and novels with a yandere female protagonist.
He found a game where all four of the raidable characters were yandere girls. From the look of it, the artwork and CG were pretty good which suited Qin Li’s taste perfectly.
After a day of downloading the game, Qin Li couldn’t wait to unzip it. At that moment, there was an untimely knock on the door.
Without thinking, Qin Li knew that it was his only friend Lin Juncheng so he reluctantly closed the game interface, “If Lin Juncheng saw this, I don’t know how that guy would ridicule me.”
Qin Li was already an otaku when he was in junior high school and he had only one friend, Lin Juncheng, because of his antisocial personality.
Although Qin Li himself said it was his dormitory roommates who have no taste and also narcissistic1[孤芳自賞 : (gū fāng zì shǎng) lone flower admiring itself (idiom); narcissism / self-love]*, he had despise upon those roommates and so on, but this does not change the fact that he was a friendless geek →_→
Qin Li still cherished his only best friend, although he was very annoyed with Lin Juncheng who usually insisted on dragging him out to have fun and so on. Anyway the girls were always looking at Lin Juncheng when they went out which made him more frustrated when he was set against this Mr.Perfect (handsome, rich and tall) ah!
Speaking about it, Qin Li was actually quite handsome, but the gloomy air of an otaku made no girl willing to approach him.
After dragging his feet, he opened the door. Qin Li looked up and saw a slim figure standing by the door, it was Lin Juncheng.
Looking at Lin Juncheng’s soaked shirt with some concern, Qin Li asked, “What’s wrong? It’s raining heavily and you don’t have an umbrella. Don’t think that if you’re sick, a girl will come and care for you.”
Lin Juncheng didn’t say anything, just looking at him faintly. Qin Li, an otaku who was not good at confronting people, suddenly felt a bit uncomfortable, “Don’t look! It’s not like you can see a flower out of it, you’re acting weird today, aren’t you?”
“Qin Li…” Lin Juncheng stretched out his cold hand and gently touched his face. His voice seemed to have a bit of a plea in it, “Will you stay with me?”
“What are you talking about? Haven’t we always been good friends…,” Qin Li said somewhat dryly. The scene before him made him feel a bit off and he couldn’t help but feel the desire to run away in his heart.
“I think you’re a bit off today, so it’s better to go to the hospital first.”
“You’re always like this, choosing to run away from everything all the time.” Lin Juncheng dropped his hand in disappointment and Qin Li was relieved. Just as he wanted to say something to lighten the mood, his sharp eyes saw a flash of cold light behind Lin Juncheng.
He had never seen a pig run before, but he had eaten pork!
Don’t tell me that thing is a kitchen knife. Although he didn’t want to believe it, Qin Li who had just been watching a new episode of Yandere Girl, decisively made the connection.
Why did his best friend suddenly appear at his doorstep with a kitchen knife in his hand?
At this moment, Qin Li was just about to go to the forum and write a post asking for help.
“You go to the hospital first! I have things to do so I’m going to go back. Be careful on the way, I’m not seeing you off.” With an embarrassed smile Qin Li immediately pulled the door handle and wanted to close the door.
But at this moment, Lin Juncheng pressed the door that was about to be pressed shut. He quickly took out his kitchen knife and slashed at Qin Li.
Qin Li had a feeling that this was really the case and having prepared for it. He dodged the attack with a dodge.
But being an otaku, of course it meant that his athletic ability was very poor, so Qin Li who had dodged the attack, also fell to the ground in an extremely ungainly position.
“Hey, you…be a little bit rational! You don’t read too many yandere manga, do you?!” Thinking of a certain island country where there were more underage stalkers due to the popularity of yandere girls, Qin Li thought it was possible.
But I’m an otaku who loves yandere girls and I didn’t stab anyone, so why would you, a real man*(现充男)2[现充男: People who live a fulfilling life in real life] and a Mr. Perfect* (高富帥3[高富帥 (gāo fù shuài): “Mr Perfect” (i.e. tall, rich and handsome; Internet slang])stab someone?
“I’m rational and I’m sure this is the calmest day I’ve had in over ten years.” Lin Juncheng said gently, but the opposite of his gentle tone was his unrelenting action.
“I think you should not only go to the hospital to check… but also go to the psychiatric department by the way!” Even at this time of crisis Qin Li still did not forget to spit.
Perhaps it was the human desire for survival that had erupted but Qin Li had actually dodged several of Lin Juncheng’s attacks in such a vulnerable position.
The whole house was in a mess. The sofa was covered with traces of kitchen knives and no part of the room was left intact.
Even Qin Li’s beloved laptop had been smashed.
Qin Li ducked and dodged but the room was so small that in the end he actually went to the window.
“At least we’ve been brothers for so many years, do you really have to be so cruel!” Looking out of the window, Qin Li pondered if there was any way to live by jumping from the fourth floor. In fact, Qin Li still didn’t quite understand why Lin Juncheng wanted to kill him.
No, maybe he understood why, but he just didn’t want to believe it. Even though he recalled in his mind countless of Danmei manhua that he had seen accidentally, but Qin Li still felt that it really wasn’t very scientific for a gay guy*(基佬) to appear around him ==.
“Actually, you understand everything, you’ve just been running away from it.” Lin Jun Cheng’s expression didn’t look too good, “You clearly know that I’ve had a crush on you for so many years.”
I made a snide comment* (吐槽) about it but turn out you’re really a gay!!!
Why are you telling me such a heavy truth?!!
“Fine.” Qin Li sighed, “Obviously it would have been better if you didn’t say anything and we stayed like this. Wouldn’t it be nice for both of us to be good friends?”
“But I can’t stand it anymore… Instead of watching you together with another woman. It’s better that we die together!” As soon as the words left his mouth, the kitchen knife slashed at Qin Li.
I didn’t say I wanted to be with a woman either, okay? I just registered an account on a dating site! What a messed up storyline are you thinking about in your mind?
Why would registering on a dating site put your life in danger?
While Qin Li was thinking about all the messy things in his head, he subconsciously dodged the kitchen knife and then, cruelly but the edge of the window was behind him.
At the moment of the fall, Qin Li was thinking, being stabbed to death
or falling to death, which kind of death would be more pleasant…?
Translator’s Notes:
This is only a teaser or one chapter only but I’ll consider to update.
This is the edited version, I just edited it…
