Thinking that he was bound to die, Qin Li’s eyes flashed white, and everything around him seemed to stop as if a pause button had been pressed, and he maintained his position in that ghostly fall downstairs and could not move.
Just as he was unsure, a mechanical voice suddenly rung in his ears.
【Do you want to find the meaning of your life?】
“I feel like just surviving right now!”
【What I just said doesn’t count ><. Congratulations, you have successfully obtained the opportunity to experience the far most developed game from our company, 《How to Raid Yanderes.》 Since you are Experiencer 0001, we are giving you an intelligent system cheat, please use it well.】
【Our romance game has been specially opened up in the parallel worlds extended by our novels in order to give players a more realistic experience. There are many raidable characters and a great degree of freedom.
Currently there are post-apocalyptic, western fantasy, cultivation, and future sci-fi worlds to choose from, and there is also a system shop selling cute items with mission raids~ You can greatly satisfy your Mary Sue or Tom Sue wishes and enjoy a life surrounded by yanderes, and remember to leave a good review~】
You just said I could be Tom Sue and Mary Sue, didn’t you!!! And you said I would be surrounded by yanderes!!! You definitely did!!!
Wait a minute! While it’s true that I love yanderes, what’s with this Experiencer 0001 tag!
“Can I not do this experiencer thing…,” Qin Li felt a feeling of his impeding downfall—and how a bunch of yanderes would invoke a ghastly feeling for anyone.
【If declined, Experiencer 0001 will shortly fall to become mush.】
…That’s a threat right there! This is definitely a threat, right! Why didn’t you pick any time to appear instead at a time like this; this is the only method of forcing me to definitely say yes!
Although it was tempting to have the backbone to say I’m not afraid of death, Qin Li felt that he was still a good young man who loved life and cherished his time.
“Uh, I agree to be Experiencer 0001, but why was I chosen?”
【Because Experiencer 0001 is close to meeting the criteria for loving and being stabbed to death by a berserk yandere.】
“!!!” That’s okay! Qin Li felt like he could go buy a lottery ticket, even though he had always been a lucky-duck.
【System has begun to bound with Experiencer 0001.】
“Wait, won’t I be allowed to prepare? And will I mutate or something when it’s bound?!”
【Countdown 10, 9, …3, 2, 1. Binding successful, successfully opened the first chapter of the game,《The End Times: The Rebirth of Killing All White Lotuses.》The system wishes Experiencer 0001 a happy game.】
That’s too fast! I’m not even given preparation! And isn’t the name of the first chapter of the game a bit odd…
His vision went black, and when Qin Li opened his eyes again, he found himself half lying on the dusty floor of a dilapidated room.
A strong smell of blood hit his nose, and as soon as Qin Li looked up, he saw a scene he would never forget in his life.
It was a zombie whose flesh was falling off his face, and the rotting flesh looked very frightening, but the zombie’s stomach was actually a mosaic… A moment later, Qin Li remembered what he had seen before, such as “Bio X Machine,” “Walking Dead X Flesh,” “Zombie X City,” and a following series of zombie films.
“Why is there a mosaic?! No, what matters is where is this place?!” As soon as the words left his mouth, the zombie lunged ferociously towards Qin Li.
He just didn’t get stabbed to death or fell to death, but now he was going to get bitten by a zombie! Qin Li was simply a bit desperate, today was really a day of massive information.
【System: R-18 scenes to be mosaicked because Experiencer 0001 is underage.】
“…This mosaic is only more reverie-inducing when you hit it, right?” Qin Li dodged as he spat, and after the initial shock passed, he soon realized that the zombie’s movements were sluggish, not even a tenth as fast as Lin Juncheng’s.
After observing this, Qin Li felt that he was able to ignore the zombie’s terrifying appearance.
【Currently Experiencer 0001 is in the《The End Times: The Rebirth of Killing All White Lotuses,》the role you play is the white lotus cannon fodder, so please beware of the hostility from the main character.】
“Hey! System help! I don’t have time to listen to your explanation right now! Just give me a weapon or something!” How can I fight a zombie with my bare hands =口=.
【Currently Experiencer 0001 has 1000 points given as a starter; use the points to exchange for artifacts.】
Hearing about the artifact, Qin Li’s spirits lifted. “Since you have the artifact, just give it to me earlier.”
【Does the player agree to exchange 1000 points for the artifact?】
“Agreed.” Once again, he dodged the zombie’s attack, and Qin Li felt as if his body was a lot more agile than before.
He only saw a flash of golden light and something was with Qin Li’s hands, he reached out to take a look and couldn’t help but shake a little in anger. ”This is simply cheating my feelings! What kind of divine weapon is this! It’s obviously just a firewood knife!”
But right now, having a weapon was better than not having one, and even though his body was still shaking, Qin Li mustered up the courage to lunge at the zombie.
In that very instant, Qin Li’s body seemed to be out of his control, and with a fluid movement, he split the zombie’s head in half; slicing through it’s brain was simply easier than slicing tofu.
A large pile of mosaicked unknown liquid splashed out from the zombie’s brain, and Qin Li was suddenly thankful for the existence of the mosaic.
【Congratulations to Experiencer 0001 for killing their first zombie; for rewards, a bottle of mineral water with 10 points.】
“One zombie is only 10 points… Then wouldn’t the 1000 points for that knife be something I could only get by killing 100 zombies.” Although Qin Li felt that the woodchipper was quite unreliable, it was better to take a look at it’s properties.
“So, system, what do I have to do to see the properties of this woodchipper or something?”
【Just say ‘menu’ in your mind.】
Qin Li did as the system said, and saw a blue panel appear in front of him, stating character attributes, character equipment, main quests and side quests. Next to that was the greyed out system space and the raid object’s attributes, skills, and so on.
When Qin Li clicked on the character attributes, and he saw a row of words written on it:
Identity: Cannon fodder white lotus (otaku) who owns the divine weapon firewood knife.
Age: 17
Height: 172cm
Gender: Male
Orientation: Unknown
Strength: 32 (Note: with weapon bonuses)
Charisma: 50 (Note: changes with disguise, makeup, and cross-dressing)
Status: Possessed by Cannon fodder White Lotus Aura (Charisma +30, luck -20)
Qin Li: “……”
Why is my charm so low! Even though I’m a geek, at least the book considers a handsome guy! This is not scientific!
But the most unscientific thing is that sexual orientation, right! I’m a straight guy no matter how you think about it! Straighter than straight! What unknown sexuality is being told about me.
“You’re definitely wrong with this data, right?”
【My data is never wrong, oh~】
The system replied in a lighthearted tone that was rarely heard.
After spitting hard, Qin Li opened his character’s menu again, and it showed the following:
【Clothes: Torn shirt + Torn jeans, Defense +0, Charisma -10】
【Weapon: Divine weapon firewood knife.】
Attack Power: +30, with auto-targeting function. PS: It’s a good help for yanderes~】
What! Is his initial power only 2 points! He may be an otaku but he shouldn’t be this weak! Qin Li simply wanted to Orz.1ORZ means “Frustration, despair.”
But remembering the scene where he had just majestically slashed the brains of the zombies, Qin Li was a bit smug again, “I didn’t expect this woodchipper to be so powerful, it really deserves to be a divine weapon.”
【Note: The automatic targeting skill of the firewood knife will cool down for one hour after one hour of use per day before it can be used again, upgrading will break this restriction.】
Qin Li: “……”
With the feeling of being trapped, Qin Li started the main quest.
【Main Quest 1: Capture the designated target, and the favorability requirement is 100.
Main Quest 2: Obtain the Crystal Core of the Zombie King.】
“It’s really still a romance game.” Automatically ignoring the BOSS zombie king at the back that just looked hard to beat, Qin Li leapt a bit, believing that he could definitely do nothing wrong after playing countless games and capturing countless girls.
Mentally prepared, Qin Li opened the door and just pretended he was playing a holographic action-based romance game.
A few zombies wandered down the corridor, limping haphazardly, still quite droll if you ignored their ghastly faces and the mosaic of what suspiciously looked like severed limbs on the floor.
【System: Unlocked a side mission, kill ten zombies. Reward: A bottle of mineral water and 200 points.】
That’s too bad, it’s only one bottle of mineral water for ten zombies = L =.
【Please note for Experiencer 0001, the target is currently only three meters away from you and is in danger of dying, so please go and be a hero and save them!】
“What! You didn’t tell me earlier, what if the target dies!” Qin Li instantly became anxious.
Fortunately, the woodchipper had not yet reached the cooling time, and Qin Li only needed to reach out. The woodchipper aimed at the zombie’s head by itself, without much effort from him at all. And, it slashed two or three times; it was like cutting a watermelon, and the zombie’s head split into two halves.
After killing all the zombies in this way, Qin Li finally let out a sigh of relief.
【Mission Progress: Experiencer 0001 has currently killed five zombies, five zombies short for the mission.】
Darting to the next room, Qin Li saw a zombie tearing at a man who looked unconscious. The scene was extremely bloody and all mosaic ==.
“System, where’s the target to capture?” Where’s the promised girl?
【That would be the man on the floor > ／／／／／ < .】
What are you shying away from, system!
After a few seconds of silence, Qin Li remembered what the point was. “Wait! I’m a guy, and he’s a guy, why would I want to target him?! And he’s almost bitten to death by a zombie, right!”
