“Gu Jiqing! You…”
Zhou Cibai originally wanted to go back and ask Gu Jiqing if he had any requirements for the brand and scent of shampoo and shower gel, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw his underwear was being hooked on Gu Jiqing’s fingertips.
A strong sense of shame instantly spread throughout his body.
So much so that his usually agile thinking channel was directly congested that he could only tightly grip the doorknob, his ears flushed, and he was so ashamed and angry that he couldn’t say a complete word of criticism.
Gu Jiqing, on the other hand, looked as if nothing had happened and raised his fingertips towards him, blinking his eyes and asking, “Yours?”
His fingers were particularly slender, there’s something inexplicably ascetic about him wearing those thin, cream-colored latex gloves. However, the lazy movement of his fingertips hooked on the black fabric made it more like teasing, it’s even a bit erotic.
Zhou Cibai didn’t dare to take another look, fearing that he would do something even more outrageous. He quickly snatched it back and hastily stuffed it into the washtub, attempting to completely cover up this piece of fabric, which is not too small, to say the least, with other clothing.
The answers speak for themselves.
He just didn’t expect a tall and cold-looking guy to blush like this just because of a pair of underwear.
It seems that the new roommates will be easier to get along with than he had imagined.
Gu Jiqing curved his lips slightly.
Zhou Cibai, who had just successfully stuffed his underwear into the bottom of his dirty clothes, turned around and saw this smile. He immediately lowered his face and said, “What are you laughing at?”
“It’s nothing.” Gu Jiqing said with a smile in his eyes, “I just think it’s pretty good.”
Pretty good?
Pretty good, what?
Upon hearing these two words, Zhou Cibai paused for a moment, then instantly remembered what had just happened and immediately became infatuated. He was just about to explode.
However, before he could speak, he collided with Gu Jiqing’s innocent and puzzled eyes, which were somewhat puzzled as to why he was unhappy. In an instant, the words he was going to say in a fit of anger couldn’t be said anymore.
In the end, all he could do was hold back that not-so-polite syllable in his heart, grit his teeth, and throw out the sentence “I’m going to buy something.” Then he rushed out of the door again.
And Gu Jiqing once again raised his eyebrows in confusion.
Did you say something again?
I didn’t ah.
Still, the quality of the dormitory door is quite good.
.
Zhou Cibai buried his head and flew down the stairs quickly. After taking a deep breath, he took out his phone and quickly typed: [What does it mean when a Gay guy looks at a straight guy’s underwear and says it’s pretty good?]
Answer pop-up: [Indicates that they’re very satisfied with your size]
“……”
Sh*t.
Zhou Cibai ultimately uttered that impolite syllable in his heart.
He originally thought that even if a Gay moved into his dormitory, as long as he didn’t have that kind of thought about him and both parties were careful in their behavior, it wouldn’t be a big problem.
But that’s clearly not the case now.
A normal man, even if he’s Gay, how could he say things that are neither right nor wrong if they weren’t intentional? How could it be that they were disheveled the first time they met and used that inappropriate tone to call someone else Didi or Gege?
It’s even more unlikely to touch someone else’s underwear casually and compliment it as pretty good.
When Zhou Cibai thought about these things, he completely ignored the fact that Lu Ping and Chen Ji often took showers without even wearing clothes and pants, and they would always call him Gege and Didi whenever they asked for help as well. The fact that his underwear were always flying everywhere, but all he could think about were the words “pretty good” that Gu Jiqing has said.
Then he felt like his ears were burning.
He is not so narcissistic as to think that a Gay person always needs to like him, it was just that every word and action of Gu Jiqing did make him feel very uncomfortable, so uncomfortable that his body was flooded with dryness.
Unfortunately, they haven’t really crossed the line, and he can’t just shy away and insist that they want to bend him based on some ambiguous feelings.
He was thinking, and an @ alert popped up on WeChat.
Zhou Cibai took a look and saw that there were still messages from the dormitory group.
[Roar at the sight of injustice on the road]: @Lao Si, I have found the reference materials for you! Look!
Zhou Cibai is not in the mood to study at the moment and was going to skip it.
The next second, the screen popped up: [Group File—Good 0 Essential Guide: How to Bend a Straight Man]
“……”
A brief pause.
Zhou Cibai opened the file.
[Article 1: First of all, you must not let the other party notice the idea that you are trying to bend them; otherwise, it will inevitably lead to resentment. If the other party has already noticed, you must explain as soon as possible.]
Zhou Cibai, who had just finished listening to Gu Jiqing’s explanation: “……”
[Article 2: Under the basis of the other party’s defenselessness, use some seemingly normal but full of caution sexy small parts to test the other party and observe the other party’s response (such as exposing ankles, calves, or wiping hair and neck)]
Zhou Cibai, who has just finished looking at Gu Jiqing’s neck: “……”
[Article 3: If the second one works, you can add some verbal jokes to test the waters, such as complimenting the other person’s body or hardware conditions, and continue to observe the other person’s reaction]
Zhou Cibai, who had just been complimented by Gu Jiqing for being pretty good, “……”
[Article 4: If the other party has obvious reactions in Article 2 and Article 3, congratulations. The target character is highly likely to be successfully attacked (overly excited avoidance or rejection reactions are also considered positive reactions, after all, homophobia is like deep cabinets, and true straight men will only remain indifferent). Therefore, the next step can be to pretend to unintentionally make physical invitations to the other person to stimulate their physical desires]
Zhou Cibai, who had just fled in front of Gu Jiqing, “……”
What a mess.
There’s homophobia inside the deep closet?
Homophobia is homophobia, where’s the deep closet coming from?
Only a fool would believe in this kind of emotional strategy, which appears to be an IQ testing machine.
Zhou Cibai, who originally thought that the first three articles might have some reference values, withdrew from the file and quickly replied with a cold face: [Alright, don’t be idle all day long. Do what you have to do. Don’t go looking for trouble. It’s not like Gu Jiqing can eat you all up.]
After sending it, Zhou Cibai pressed down on his phone and calmed down a little.
Indeed, it wasn’t like Gu Jiqing could eat him up.
Moreover, if the things that Gu Jiqing did were replaced with Lu Ping and Chen Ji’s bodies and faces, it would be the most normal behavior of college boys in dormitories, and there would be no fault to be picked out.
But it’s just not the same.
He can’t say exactly where it’s different, it just feels different.
Thinking about it, Zhou Cibai felt a bit annoyed again and didn’t want to think anymore. He put away his phone and went to the nearby educational supermarket to buy two bottles of shampoo and shower gel for Gu Jiqing, then walked towards the dormitory.
Anyway, he can’t possibly like men, let alone have desires for one. So Gu Jiqing could do as he pleased.
As long as he didn’t touch his bottom line, he could tolerate it all.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw Gu Jiqing standing on tiptoe, lifting his hands, and trying to place a 27-inch RIMOWA at the top of the wardrobe.
Gu Jiqing is not short, he’s probably 1.8 meters tall, but he is extremely thin. When his arms are raised, his sleeves slide down, revealing a snow-white and desolate section, as if it is going to break if he is not paying attention.
The box then shifted, and before Zhou Cibai had time to think, he quickly took two steps forward, crossed over Gu Jiqing, and lifted his hands to hold onto the box for him.
The young boy’s warm breath after exercises and the faint scent of sage and sea salt suddenly enveloped Gu Jiqing.
Gu Jiqing instinctively turned around, his hair brushing over the tip of Zhou Cibai’s nose, and a hint of coolness brushed against Zhou Cibai’s lips.
Gently, fleeting, as if an illusion.
Zhou Cibai instantly felt as if his whole body had been electrocuted, so hot that he quickly took a step back and said, “You…”
“What happened?”
Before Zhou Cibai could finish speaking, Gu Jiqing looked up at him, his eyelids slightly lifted, revealing a full curve in the middle of his eye shape, revealing a hint of innocence and unconsciousness.
Zhou Cibai’s words of shame, anger, and accusations immediately stuck in his throat.
Here we go again.
It’s that gaze again.
Every time Gu Jiqing says some frivolous words and completes some frivolous actions, he will show this kind of gaze, causing Zhou Cibai to have the illusion that everything is just his own dirty thoughts.
Unfortunately, it was he who took the initiative to approach him earlier. Gu Jiqing was just having a normal instinctive reaction, and no matter how strange it was, he couldn’t blame the other party.
Zhou Cibai was again ashamed and angry, but he could only hold back at where he was. He looked at Gu Jiqing, gritted his teeth, and after staring at each other for a while, he held back and said, “If you have something to move next time, tell me.” Then he turned around and slammed the bathroom door.
The sound of water slashing soon came.
Gu Jiqing felt a bit puzzled.
Why is this man so prone to red ears, red necks, and emotional outbursts? Is there something wrong with his body or nerves? Shouldn’t he go to the hospital for a checkup?
But it didn’t seem polite to suggest it out of the blue, so he’d better wait for a suitable opportunity ba.
After all, today was a busy day, and he was a bit tired.
It was completely dark outside the window, and the heater was turned on in the dormitory, simmering out the sleepiness and weariness in the cracks of the bones.
Gu Jiqing packed everything and changed into pajamas before getting into bed.
His bed is located on the left of the entrance against the balcony, next to Zhou Cibai, and next to Zhou Cibai’s bed are the dormitory pendant light switches and water dispenser.
Gu Jiqing used to sleep there in his old dormitory.
Because he has a good temper, he never gets impatient when helping with turning on and off the lights and water. Now that he has suddenly changed beds, he still feels a bit uncomfortable.
Actually, Gu Jiqing is someone who didn’t like change because he always finds it difficult to change his past habits.
Unfortunately, he always encounters one change or another.
So habit change had become a habit, and it wasn’t that difficult anymore.
The streetlight shone through the gaps in the curtains, and the room was so quiet that only the sound of the bathroom water flowing could be heard.
Gu Jiqing quickly fell asleep.
He looks like a light sleeper, but he always sleeps like a log.
It’s just that he has many dreams at night, constantly struggling to get out and in. Often, when he wakes up, he has to stop and think for a long time before he can vaguely remember who he is, where he’s at now, and what time it is.
And the dreams are always the same annoying things that are nothing new.
When Gu Jiqing woke up again in a daze, he only felt that his body was terribly hot, his head was dizzy, and his mouth was dry.
He frowned slightly, sat up, and thought for a while, but seemed to have not regained his senses. He only felt that the heat was turned up too hot, so he instinctively stirred his pants, and with half-closed eyes, he groped out of bed.
Then he took a cup of cold water, gulped it down, put the cup back on the table, climbed the ladder, and got back on the bed, only to find that the bedding was not within his reach.
Where did the quilt go?
He was kneeling on the sheets, dazed and confused, trying to feel for the edge of the bedding, but suddenly his ankle was grabbed by someone. The burning sensation instantly wrapped around his ankle, squeezing it tightly and hard.
Gu Jiqing froze. Who was grabbing him?
He raised his eyes in confusion and then met the equally bewildered gaze of Zhou Cibai on the side of the bed.
Gu Jiqing blinked his eyelashes in confusion.
Zhou Cibai’s fingertips unconsciously tightened again in an instant.
The person in front of him was kneeling on his bed, the silk pajama he was wearing on his upper body was messy. His waist was slightly collapsed, showing a full curve of his hips. His legs were shining with the light leaking from the window, which is dazzling.
The smell of seduction is everywhere.
Instead, he looked at him with a pair of pure and charming eyes, as if he didn’t know what he had done wrong.
The touch in his hand is exactly as he had imagined, delicate and fragile. It can be completely controlled with just a gentle grip, like a thin piece of porcelain, making people unable to resist the desire to care and to destroy.
The thin silk quilt also raised an obvious bulge in the early morning when the sky was dim.
At that moment, there was only one sentence remaining in Zhou Cibai’s mind.
Article 4: Pretend to unintentionally invite the other person’s body to stimulate their physical desires.
If provoking to bend him to his face is a misunderstanding, wiping his hair and exposing his neck is accidental, helping him pick up his underwear is out of kindness, and the lips kissing his forehead are coincidental, then how can one explain why he voluntarily appears on his bed with disheveled clothes now?
Zhou Cibai finally couldn’t bear it anymore. He blushed and tightly squeezed Gu Jiqing’s ankle, it was almost like squeezing out a sentence through gritted teeth.
“Gu Jiqing, I’m not interested in men.”
