“Cough, that’s enough, Father is fine, stop crying ah.”
Being so candid, like a fish on a chopping board in front of his wife and son, greatly undermines His Royal Highness the Crown Prince’s dignity as a man.
Sui Heng couldn’t help but comfort him.
Unexpectedly, as soon as these words were spoken, the little one’s sobbing voice became smaller, but the tearful beans fell even harder.
Sui Heng didn’t quite understand.
This little thing always plays tricks on him and tells him off–he’s never been so filial to him before. This time, the sun must be rising from the west. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was somewhat moved.
A biological son is still a biological son. The little troublemaker doesn’t say it, but he still cares about him in his heart.
Snatching elk antlers and buying him mechanism birds was not in vain.
Jiang Yun has some experience dealing with external injuries. Looking at the large black area, he felt both distressed and helpless. He frowned and asked, “If I don’t find out in time, how long are you going to keep this from me?”
A bruise like this should not be this bad if it’s treated in time. It’s mostly because this guy is concerned about his face, avoids seeking medical attention, doesn’t ask the imperial physicians to apply medicine to remove blood stasis in time, and even pretends to ride a horse back. Although the Hu’s people’s medication skills are far inferior to those of the imperial physicians in the palace, but they still can handle the most basic bruises and injuries with no problem.
He refused to take the carriage when they went out today, most likely because the pain was too much to bear. Even so, he still covered up. He’s trying to hide it and even running to take a hot shower.
Everything was caught in action, and Sui Heng had nothing to hide. He said, “Naturally, Gu has to keep it a secret. How can Gu let you know about this shameful thing?”
“Where is Gu’s majesty as a man?”
As soon as he finished speaking, he received a loud slap on his buttocks.
Sui Heng hissed and couldn’t believe it: “Jiang Rongyu, do you still have a conscience?”
“Who told you to be disobedient?”
“Such a big person, and you are still not as sensible as the little one.”
Sui Heng turned his head and suddenly smiled. He raised his eyebrows and asked, “What? You feel heartache?”
Jiang Yun had a stern face and didn’t want to talk to him.
It’s definitely fake to say that he didn’t feel heartache, but this guy is really annoying.
Sui Heng let out another muffled laugh.
Jiang Yun moved the lamp closer, pulled out the cork from the porcelain bottle, poured some medicinal oil into his palm, and finally glanced at him. He raised his eyebrows and asked, “You can still laugh?”
His Royal Highness finally realized that he was in a bad situation where he was ‘a meat on his chopping block1To be at somebody’s mercy.’. He quickly suppressed his laughter and dared not act recklessly anymore.
“It might hurt a little, you hold on a bit.”
Jiang Yun rolled up his sleeves, carefully rubbed the medicinal oil in his palm to heat it up, and then pressed his palm against the wound, gradually pushing and kneading it.
Jiang Yun’s technique was very professional, and Sui Heng immediately inhaled a mouthful of cool air.
“Wuwu.”
The little one’s cry rang out next to him again.
Sui Heng: “……?”
Sui Heng was about to hiss again, but seeing the little boy’s tearful appearance, he couldn’t hiss anymore.
He has lost the dignity of a man, but the dignity of a father must be maintained.
“Cough, cough, it’s nothing, it’s nothing ah.”
“It doesn’t hurt even a bit.”
Jiang Yun suppressed a smile, afraid that if he exerted too much force, Sui Heng would not be able to bear and would have to endure too much. He slowed down some of his movements. The little troublemaker, on the other hand, huffed and puffed while carefully sticking his head out to see his Big Father’s pitiful buttocks.
The bruise that was originally the size of Batang began to spread to the edge after being rubbed with medicinal oil.
The little troublemaker’s tears began to fall down again.
“Buttocks, heart, wuwu.”
Sui Heng’s face turned pale, and his temples were sweating incessantly. Seeing the little one crying incessantly, he asked Jiang Yun in confusion, “What’s wrong with him?”
He knows this little thing very well. He’s strong, even though he’s not tall, but he has dirty tricks when it comes to attacking. He won’t let himself get hurt in a fight at all. Last time, the little dumpling got into a fight with his ugly nephew in the palace for some unknown reason. The little thing almost injured his ugly nephew’s eye, causing him to have to step into his second brother’s mansion to apologize.
How could this little injury scare this little thing like this?
Jiang Yun kept moving and glanced at him, saying, “Does Your Highness still not know where, specifically, your honored buttocks have been pecked?”
Sui Heng, a Crown Prince and Commander of the Three Armies who wanted to save face, naturally wouldn’t use a mirror to look at his buttocks. It doesn’t matter as long as it doesn’t hurt in a major way.
Upon hearing Jiang Yun’s question, he suddenly had some ominous premonitions and forced himself to remain calm. He asked, “Pecked-pecked where?”
“On the right.”
“Right where?”
“That place that represents your Sui Empire’s royal bloodline.”
“.…..”
Sui Heng’s face instantly turned black, like the bottom of a pot.
Those two bald-haired animals actually pecked his birthmark with such precision.
Jiang Yun said quietly, “The little boy didn’t say it, he is very concerned about the red birthmark on his stupid father’s buttocks, which was exactly the same as his. Now that his stupid father’s birthmark has disappeared, how can the little boy not be sad?”
This statement obviously poked the little boy’s heart.
The little troublemaker looked at his little father with grievances and let out a whimper, crying even more sadly.
“Wuwu.”
“Heart.”
“Wuwu.”
Upon hearing this mournful cry, Sui Heng couldn’t calm down and said, “Did they peck Gu’s off?”
“Wuwu.”
Upon hearing these words, the little troublemaker almost cried to death.
The little troublemaker remembered when he had a fight with his ugly cousin in the palace last time because his ugly cousin discovered a birthmark on his buttocks and laughed at him for having a little heart on his buttocks.
The little troublemaker was relieved when he learned that his big father also had a small heart birthmark of the same size and location on his buttocks. Now that his big father’s little heart has been pecked off by the birds, there is no one to accompany him anymore.
Wuwu.
Wuwu.
The more the little boy cried, the sadder he became.
Jiang Yun had to temporarily stop and comfort the little boy. “Be good, silly Nuo Nuo. The little heart can’t be pecked off, it’s just temporarily covered by bruises. Wait a while, when your big father’s injury heals, the little heart will reappear. Moreover, the little heart of Nuo Nuo’s buttocks has been inherited since your big father’s grandfather’s generation. Even if your big father’s heart is really pecked off, it will grow again.”
Inheritance is a mysterious thing.
For example, as half siblings, Sui Heng inherited a birthmark on his body, and the little one also inherited Sui Heng’s, but the second prince and Xiao Junwang, Sui Zhang, did not inherit this thing.
Lan Guifei was resentful for a long time about this.
Because Emperor Sui also had a similar red birthmark on his body, he cherished his grandson even more after learning that Xiao Nuo Nuo had inherited the same birthmark.
As a result, Empress Yan became even more refreshed in front of Lan Guifei.
“Leakage, products.”
The little boy’s crying came to an abrupt end, and he raised his red eyes like those of a little rabbit and asked.
“Of course. When did Father ever deceive Nuo Nuo?”
“En, en!”
The little one’s emotions came and went quickly, and upon learning that his big father’s heart on the buttocks would not disappear, he immediately exclaimed and regained his composure.
“Hu, hu.”
The little boy even puffed up his cheeks and blew on his big father’s pitiful buttocks hard to make the heart grow faster.
Sui Heng: “……”
With Jiang Yun personally watching, Sui Heng has been lying on the bed recuperating honestly these past two days. He dares not run around or move around. Apart from receiving professional massages from his beloved wife for half an hour in the morning and half in the evening, he enjoys filial piety from his little boy every day.
It is like watching a sapling grow, the little troublemaker running to the bedside about ten times every day to see if the little heart has grown out.
The little baby also generously shared half of his antler soup with Sui Heng so that his stupid father could replenish his body.
Xiao Junwang, Sui Zhang heard that the Crown Prince’s mansion has two divine cranes, so his heart was itching. He also wanted to come and see the sacred cranes. However, because he had offended the Crown Prince’s Xiao Huangsun, he had not yet entered the door of the Crown Prince’s mansion and was then shooed away by the snow-robed child standing in the doorway with his arms crossed.
Xiao Junwang was not convinced. “Nuo Nuo, you don’t keep your word. You’ve received this county king’s gift, but you don’t want to be friends with this county king. This county king didn’t even bother with you about last time’s matter.”
The two little kids exchanged glances across the entrance of the Crown Prince’s mansion.
Given Xiao Huangsun’s past performance, the palace attendants weren’t really worried about his safety. On the contrary, they were a little worried about Xiao Junwang, who dared to come single-handedly with only a group of guards to provoke Xiao Huangsun.
Ji An and Gao Gong stood next to each other, their heads became two times bigger, afraid that the two little kids would fight in the street again. After all, they are all obedient grandchildren held in His Majesty’s palms. No matter which one is injured, it will be difficult for them to explain.
“Xiao Huangsun, how about we let Xiao Junwang take a look?”
Ji An tentatively asked.
Xiao Jiang Nuo didn’t answer and ran back into the mansion. After a while, he ran back again with a red spear in his hand. Xiao Jiang Nuo raised his little hand and threw the baby’s arm thick red spear in front of Xiao Junwang, Sui Zhang’s horse.
Sui Zhang: !!
Sui Zhang looked at the weapon in disbelief, and with a loud cry, he burst into tears on the horse.
Upon hearing about this matter, Lan Guifei was extremely angry. She hated her grandson for not being good enough and spent his days circling around the snowball in the Crown Prince’s mansion. She was also unwilling because her obedient grandson was being bullied like this.
Lan Guifei pulled Xiao Junwang, Sui Zhang and went to Emperor Sui to whimper and cry.
Sui Heng, that Crown Prince, suppressed her son in every matter—just forget about it. Now, even that little dumpling whose teeth hasn’t fully grown also has to suppress her grandson everywhere too. How could Lan Guifei swallow this anger?
Lan Guifei was crying halfway when Empress Yan arrived.
Empress Yan sneered, “A few words of argument between two ignorant little kids is worth it for you to make so much fuss. Lan Xinru, You must’ve been reading a lot of palace drama books.”
“Why don’t you tell His Majesty why Nuo Nuo and Zhang Er had a fight last time?”
Empress Yan is practically rampant in the palace these days, and Lan Guifei is not very daring to provoke her. When Empress Yan scolds her, she dares not speak up. Emperor Sui did not turn to Lan Guifei this time, and he even instructed her to pay attention to her identity as a Guifei in the future, don’t just keep crying at any time, and be a bad influence on Xiao Junwang.
Lan Guifei returned in defeat, feeling a wave of frustration.
Of course, Emperor Sui also felt bad for his grandson. In the end, he and Empress Yan personally took Xiao Junwang, Sui Zhang to the Crown Prince’s mansion to see the divine creatures.
Xiao Junwang saw the Tonghe, but still didn’t feel that happy.
Because Nuo Nuo holds a grudge and still ignores him.
It’s true that Xiao Jiang Nuo couldn’t care less about making up with his ugly cousin. He was busy taking care of his injured big father.
Sui Heng looked at a huge chicken butt floating in the chicken soup, his forehead twitching as he looked at the little troublemaker. “This is?”
The little troublemaker eagerly pushed the bowl towards him.
“Mend the butt!”
