Translator: Lynn
Professor Ji, with a playful expression and a playful chant of “vinegar vinegar vinegar tea,” remained blissfully unaware of the impending danger closing in.
Amidst the lingering warmth and steam, the chilling and perilous male aura was already palpable. However, he blinked lazily, reflecting on his lack of initiative today—never anticipating that the usually innocent lamb he teased would transform into an uncontrollable wolf as his composure unraveled.
What a coincidence, tonight is a full moon night.
So, in the next moment, his back found solace against the cool tiles. Lips were captured, sealed, grinding fervently, and breaths entwined.
The one being preyed upon still reveled in thoughts of happiness, ‘Well~ Mr. Li, with a scent of vinegar, isn’t bad either; sweet and sour, making the experience even more delectable.’
Teeth were pried open and entangled, pursued by the nimble lips and tongues that swept in. The moist air carried a shuddering sweetness.
Li Weidu was an absolute master of kissing. Gentle yet domineering, he could meticulously attend to every delicate sensation of his lover, detecting the smallest tremors and surges, then caressing, rubbing, and infinitely amplifying them.
Ji Kai had already experienced being kissed by him until his entire body went limp, and now his thighs were trembling slightly.
Fortunately, this time, the other party didn’t push him to the point of dizziness and suffocation like last time. Otherwise, given the thin air in the bathroom, Professor Ji suspected he might have met his end due to involuntary manslaughter right here. Simultaneously pondering with occupational hazards, he began contemplating the potential prison sentence.
The person who released his lips lightly kissed the corners of his mouth. Ready to reciprocate, his neck felt tingling and numb as it was pecked repeatedly, tracing carefully along his meridians and collarbone.
The heat in the bathroom intensified like water poured onto burning charcoal.
His black pupils acquired a hint of obscure mist, and his gaze slowly descended. Li Weidu was initially clad in the last white shirt, now even more soaked under the shower, clinging tightly to his form.
The fair skin and delicate cyan blood vessels beneath were vaguely visible. In comparison to complete nudity, this scene, with a little bit left to the imagination, was surprisingly more erotic and challenging to perceive.
The fluorescent light on the bathroom ceiling cast vibrant hues onto his soaked bangs. His face, initially a bit ascetic, transformed into a sharp and powerful visage due to the bright and vivid desire in his eyes.
Ah, no more.
He is so handsome, so alluring, so tempting, and feels so utterly delightful!
Money, money, money. A surge of clandestine delight filled my heart as he continued to silently admire the view. That trim waist was truly remarkable, and the subtle contours of the abdominal muscles and the mermaid lines… Ji Kai couldn’t help but swallow hard, utterly captivated by the breathtaking sight!
‘I’m practically salivating! My body succumbs to desire, stiffening with anticipation!’ Just as he reaches the brink of unbearable ecstasy, a sudden chill washes over him.
Ji Kai was startled.
Li Weidu’s hand, typically icy cold, now warmed by the shower water, was the very hand Zuo Yan had described with countless sinister adjectives. Those slender fingertips…
Following a brief moment of bewilderment, overwhelming joy and excitement surged forth—after enduring so many days of anticipation, the feast of indulgence was finally upon them, wasn’t it?
Happiness descended so suddenly. Brain cells, starved of oxygen, went into overdrive as blood rushed to the point of contact.
The once icy fingertips seemed suddenly aflame, trembling as if electrified. A faint blush graced his otherwise pale cheeks, confusion flickering in his eyes. Ji Kai, brimming with masculine vigor, stepped forward, completely engulfing Li Weidu in the confined space of the bathroom.
At that moment…
‘I may have flirted with you before, but today, I hold your hand with sincere affection. Where are you going?’
…
“Mr. Li, I know you want to get to know me.”
“But I really think… we can get to know each other slowly later, en?”
The word “en” ends with a hoarse and lazy temptation, like It was an invitation, and Li Weidu trembled fiercely. Seeing that the momentum was good, Ji Kai immediately kept up his efforts, leaned close to his chest and continued to seduce others with a low voice: “It’s so nice here, and it’s rare to have beautiful scenery and beautiful scenery. It would be a pity not to do something.”
As he spoke, Li Weidu decisively grabbed his wrist with both hands. The bathroom space is extremely small, and it quickly feels crowded while struggling. Their eyes met, with warm light spots in their eyes, and they touched their foreheads, noses and lips with an ambiguous smile, their breaths intertwined.
Phew, the rumor that “a man can tell any nonsense when he wants to get someone else into bed” turns out to be true.
The god-damn “take one’s ease out in the open air1be out in the open; Ji Kai meant the restraint is gone now” are all out!
Ji Kai himself felt that he was helpless. But to be honest, with this light, this glass, and all the beautiful things in front of him, it really feels like he’s wandering under the quiet starry sky.
This hotel’s efforts to provide a wonderful night for couples are beyond the reach of five-star reviews.
If he succeeds tonight, Ji Kai even thinks that he should obediently spend a month’s salary and hire hundreds of whistleblowers to get rave reviews.
It’s really a great review! Although the bathroom is small, it is romantically decorated and well-equipped. There is also such a large and luxurious bathtub outside the shower room—a very shiny, pure glass transparent texture, like a very large and valuable glazed fish tank.
He just wanted to take a bath, so he had already got in the steaming hot water, and there was a cute little yellow duck floating on the water.
Of course, if he thinks about it carefully, if one doesn’t just use it for bathing, one can use it in infinite ways.
If you can do it now, why waste it?
What’s more, there is not only a bathtub under the “starry sky”, but also a graceful water sofa, a lazy shell bed, a romantic swaying window sill next to the river, and a cute plush rug that is white and soft and can be rolled around…
Everywhere is whispering, come on, be happy, and don’t waste a good opportunity.
He was ready to move, his blood was slowly boiling, and even the strange power of drawing swords that was sleeping in his body also woke up. With a smile, he successfully forced the person into the bathtub by luring and dragging him, and then he shamelessly rode on him immediately.
The hot water overflowed, burning every inch of the skin and numbing it comfortably. Looking at the handsome prince with a prominent nose and mono-eyelids, who was wet and bewildered, Ji Kai couldn’t stop the corners of his mouth from rising.
…Those overbearing presidents in the TV series have really wronged you all these years!
The scenes of robbing a beautiful man and the scenes of teasing a good man until he is dying of shame and anger are really enjoyable. And when the other party shows such a helpless expression, it is really impossible to suppress the original impulse to ravage him.
Of course, he thought so in my heart, but Ji Kai’s face looked upright and sincere. He grabbed one of Li Weidu’s slender and beautiful hands and grabbed his chest hard.
“Weidu, believe me, I will definitely be responsible for you.”
He pressed and kneaded twice.
“If you don’t believe me, feel my heartbeat. It’s very stable, right? It proves that I’m not lying to you.”
Li Weidu: “…”
The full and strong chest muscles are explosive enough to touch, and they are actually hot to the touch. Extremely hot! It’s hot and hard, and it has the illusion of being pinched on a piece of half-melted butter, elastic, hard, and smooth!
He started to tremble almost physiologically. He wanted to shrink his hand but was pressed harder by his backhand. The muscles almost overflowed from the fingertips…
“…” No matter, all well-behaved people are to be spoiled!
Ji Kai looked over with burning eyes, forcing him to lower his eyes. The light happened to come from the left, and on the right was a dim room full of starlight. The boundary between light and dark is so clearly drawn on the face of the handsome man in front of him.
The bright half is like the prosperous and handsome Sun God. The other half in the shadow is like Pluto under the moon, getting closer and closer with a bit of dark desire.
“…Weidu.”
The voice was also deliberately lowered and magnetized, as if it had an entity and could hit people’s hearts like circles of ripples. The whole apex of his heart felt itchy and numb, and his whole body felt damp and hot. He hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to look up again, otherwise he would be unable to hold on in a minute.
Ji Kai didn’t let him go, he leaned close to his ear, and the warm wind turned his brain into a ball of paste.
“I really want you.”
When he looked up again, he only saw a swaggering and gorgeous poppy field in front of him.
The sweet invitation is wild, full of masculine scent, overwhelming yet full of dangerous temptation, which is simply irresistible.
This is bad.
Li Weidu knew Ji Kai was sexy before. It wasn’t until he was dragged and torn apart by the raw, confident hormones that he realized what kind of force majeure it was.
It was like a hand stretched out from the sweet and dark abyss, pulling him and controlling all his senses to fall into the beginning of the grand mist.
…
“Pfft, haha… Okay, I won’t tease you anymore. Why are your eyes so red? Are you going to cry?”
“No~ I know! I know you have your principles, and you told me that. I was just messing with you.”
Li Weidu’s body was hugged affectionately, and the person in his ear laughed heartily. At the same time, he poked a certain hard part of his body a few more times with a lingering and evil touch.
Though flirting with upright men and seducing them to succumb to desires is very pleasurable, Ji Kai couldn’t bear to be so cruel to his little puppet.
All the temptations just now we’re just modified versions of ordinary teasing.
Ji Kai felt that this joke was not too much—you’re teasing every day, so of course I’m going to do the same thing to you. I’m not going to put out your fire if you get hard once in a while, okay?
In this way, even if Li Weidu is dissatisfied with his(Ji Kai) desires and ends up with X dysfunction, everyone will be disabled together, and no one should dislike anyone!
Just as he was feeling proud, he was violently pushed down.
‘Hey, hey, we’re in the bathtub…Mr. Li, my old waist!’ However, the waist soon became no longer the focus. Li Weidu pressed down completely, with a burning desire in his eyes.
“President, Mr. Li, what are you doing?”
“Haha, I’m sorry, I’m not teasing you anymore! Haha, I’m not laughing either! It’s itchy! Don’t touch me, don’t touch me anymore, I won’t play anymore, I won’t play anymore! Hurry up! Stop, haha, stop quickly, I’m calling someone for help!!”
“…”
Hey, you really stopped when I asked you to stop! What about the promise that “No one will come to save you even if your throat is broken”? !
Don’t you know that “Don’t” is just the abbreviation of “Don’t stop”? Let me go, what kind of serious person with no life experience did I provoke…
Raising his eyes, Li Weidu was stunned there, his face was a little pale, and his breath was completely disordered. A pair of eyes with a somewhat confusing scarlet color stared at him, as if they were going to dismantle him in the next second, but there was no movement.
Mr. Li, I have a beautiful body that is made up and down, hard and soft for you.
Can you tell me whether you will eat meat or not today?
Then Ji Kai thought again, ‘Forget it, I don’t care whether he eats it or not.’
It would be a great surprise to be able to eat meat, but it would be equally fun to just tease him so simply. Although he worries there will be problems if he keeps it up in the long run, Ji Kai still likes him very much. Every skin contact, every ambiguous breath, every intimate word makes people feel satisfied.
There was a sudden pain in his chest, which was caused by Li Weidu’s head bumping him—the man hugged his waist tightly and buried him in his chest, his voice was muffled.
“…What if.”
“Huh?”
“What if I am really a psychopath?”
“…Huh?”
“I want to be with you. I want to be with you all the time, but I’m afraid . What if I am really a danger, what if I really have a complete mental problem one day, will you still want me?
Ji Kai was stunned for a few seconds.
—I don’t know enough, so I won’t do it now.
He always thought it was Li Weidu’s usual sense of ritual that was blocking them. But what if the real meaning of this sentence is…
“Weidu, Weidu.” He murmured and called his name softly. Ji Kai didn’t even dare to hug him hard, for fear that he would break if he touched him.
“…”
“I have never dared to tell you. My biological mother… was born with mental problems. When I was a child, I would always hear her crying, screaming, and even hacking with a knife for no reason at home. My dad said… …I have also gone crazy like that, wanting to hurt others and myself just like my mother. He said that if he hadn’t been reluctant to let me go, he would have put me in a lunatic asylum.”
“Ji Kai, I like you so much. I really like you. But I’m so scared. I’ve been so happy recently. The happier I am, the more scared I feel. What if I can’t keep this happiness? What if I go crazy one day and hurt you… …”
“Weidu, I have a unique taste and I like people with mental problems. I really like them.”
Li Weidu’s eyes slowly turned red. Probably because he didn’t expect that there was such a way to comfort people, he held it in for a long time and couldn’t decide whether to cry or laugh.
“Really, someone like you perfectly meets my requirements for choosing a mate.”
Li Wei was so embarrassed by him that he couldn’t laugh or cry: “What if one day I also kill you with a knife?”
“Then I’ll cut with you. You can’t cut me. I’m a second-level watermelon swordsman, black belt level.”
“…I’m serious!!”
“I’m not joking! It can be inserted into a ten centimeter thick solid wood table board, just like the mark on my table! You asked me what happened when you cleaned the table last time!”
“But, if I…”
“Don’t worry, Weidu.”
One hand touched his back and slowly tightened it. The other hand held his hand and rubbed it on his waist and legs. “I’m really strong and I won’t be easily broken. ”
“…”
“On the contrary, it’s you, why do you always get into weird situations? You are obviously gentle, considerate and kind, but when I’m with you every day, I wonder if I saved the galaxy in my previous life, but you actually worry about such inexplicable things?”
“Don’t worry. Not to mention me, even the little goblin made of paper from before, you can’t hurt him.”
“Some people really just look delicate. Don’t you’ve been cheated? You two can’t be together. The problem is definitely with him, not you. He is the core of all disaster relationships, and he can’t live well with anyone. You are different. Look, we have only been together for half a year. Oh, we are so good, right?”
The thought of that little goblin made his face dark. Then, he holds Li Weidu’s hand with a radiant light, and brainwashes him with love: “Weidu, you must have faith in the good things, to think positively, do not be afraid.”
“You still have me, right? You can trust me a little more, and it doesn’t matter if you rely on me a little more.”
The series “Brother Kai uses a bench to teach you the principles of life” has always been tried and proven to be effective. Li Weidu’s expression was still dull, but his dim eyes seemed to be slowly dyed with the fireflies of midsummer, and the eyes he looked over were soft and bright.
The bathtub was full of water and it was no longer as hot as before.
He wanted to get up, but was hugged from behind. Li Weidu bit his shoulder, as if he wanted to eat him alive, and wrapped his fingers around his chest and abdomen, causing him to shudder.
This, this is simply repaying kindness with vengeance! I put so much effort into comforting you, and you’re trying to keep the fire alive for me? Um…ah, damn it, don’t kiss my back like that…fuck!
“Uh-huh…”
With a low groan, his whole body bent down. Li Weidu locked his hands around his waist and dragged him directly back to the bathtub. The temperature of the intertwined skin suddenly increased, and the whole world was immersed in the color of night.
Hot, so hot. The warm air, the continuous sound of raindrops in the shower, and the surging water waves in the bathtub made my already sensitive and thirsty body tremble continuously.
“Go to bed…”
“Right here,” Li Weidu’s voice was gentle, biting his ear gently, “it’s wet with water, I’m afraid you’ll be hurt.”
This! Is this a disguised form of showing off his assets??
You, your size is good, but how do you know it will hurt me?
“Not that. I…my skills may not be very good, and I may hurt you.”
“…” He said this before starting. It doesn’t feel like a good sign.
Fortunately, Ji Kai’s psychological expectations are not that high to begin with, but he is someone who plans to eat him up even if he is so cold!
‘If you have poor skills, you will be afraid of wool, and the worst case scenario is that you will have to start all over again in the future!’
‘Okay, I’m going to try today to see how bad it is!’
Ji Kai really didn’t expect that he actually needed water for lubrication2Remember guys, use proper lube for lubrication. in the end. Even so, he lowered his head several times and bit Li Weidu’s shoulder hard despite sweating.
“Does it hurt?” The man held his waist, feeling distressed.
‘Damn it! It hurts! This size…the actual effect of this size is much more amazing than it looks! Unscientific, he obviously has such a harmless and gentle ascetic face!’
Warm water pours back. It was dark outside the window, the street lights were bright, and the misty heat was filled with the warm breeze of rosemary.
After the body finally fit together perfectly like tenon and tenon joints, Li Weidu let out a low and comfortable groan. Ji Kai was still in a daze, but suddenly he was held up, and then a violent storm suddenly came, and the color of the sky and the earth changed.
Longing, sweet, sultry moonlight. In the whole world, there were only the hands, lips, kisses and caress of that person supporting his body, as well as the violent gasps of futile struggle, the roars and vents made with all the strength of the body, and there was only fiery desire in the world.
The world is turned upside down and over again. The nails dug into the back unconsciously, and the weight of the whole body was entrusted to another person. Everything was burned in the heat, and there was nothing to think about.
Mr. Li is really… too humble.
‘You’re so humble. Damn it, and you politely said that your skills are bad? You are playing so rough, what skills do you need! Super fierce, super fierce and comfortable! Bathtub play gets√, carpet play gets√, window sill, window sill…’
‘I have been holding it in for so long, it’s worth it!’
Thinking like this, just as he was being violently tortured and feeling so comfortable that he didn’t know what to do, Ji Kai heard Li Weidu’s hoarse voice murmur: “Ji Kai, I like you so much, I love you.”
“Why… we are so close… How am I going crazy thinking about you?”
His movements became gentle, as if he were treating a fragile treasure. Ha, Ji Kai breathed heavily. Although he was moved, he’s upset!
‘Please don’t feel sorry and continue what you just did!’ Ji Kai directly gave me a backhand elbow and said, “Do it properly! Move more and stop talking nonsense at this time!”
He thought he was too gentle, but then he made a remark that set the FLAG high. A few hours later… even when Ji Kai was completely drained and couldn’t even speak. Li Weidu was still working very hard.
I was wrong, please get off work! Someone is going to die!
“Wei, Weidu…”
“What?” The man lowered his head and kissed him. The kiss was gentle, but the other actions were rougher.
“…” The problem is, you, Brother Kai, someone with 2891 clauses in his head, are not the kind of person who can be cowardly enough to shout “Spare me!”
As a result, throughout the night, he paid a heavy price for his stubborn mind.
In the end, Ji Kai couldn’t even scream. He kept feeling filled up and hollowed out repeatedly. In the end, he didn’t know whether he fell asleep or passed out. When Ji Kai woke up the next day, he didn’t look like a human being at all. He didn’t dare look at his face in the mirror.
However, Mr. Li felt refreshed and looked more handsome than usual, as if he were not the one who was involved with him last night. Ji Kai felt deeply deceived by this world.
Translator’s Note:
Sorry for not updating for a long time! This chapter is kind of confusing for me, but I love they are finally in action now 😂
Thanks for reading!
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