Shan Qixin was more straightforward, applauding wildly: “Sister-in-law is awesome! That’s amazing! How did you do it!”
Shen Yuhan said modestly: “It’s very simple, if you want to learn, I can teach you.”
Shan Qixin also thought it was very simple, so he humbly asked for advice and decided to show off in front of his friends in the future.
Shen Yuhan asked his husband: “Husband, do you want to learn?”
Shan Qihuan looked at them with a smile: “No, you teach him, stay away from him, don’t burn yourself.” He dared not compliment his wife’s prone-to-injury physique, so he had to keep a close eye on him.
Shen Yuhan laughed: “I won’t, it’s just a tea ceremony.”
He was still speaking too hastily, just because he wouldn’t, doesn’t mean that Shan Qixin wouldn’t be rough-handed, waving his hands around, and even pouring boiling water on the table, finally, Shan Qihuan ordered him not to touch his sister-in-law’s pile of tea sets in the future.
Shan Qixin finally understood, his sister-in-law was not a human being!
It clearly looks so simple, why can’t he learn it?
Shan Qihuan gave him an answer: “Probably because of stupidity.”
Shan Qixin followed them back to the house, clasping his hands behind his back and sighing: “You are really my own brother.”
Shan Qihuan said: “Only relatives can see through your true nature.”
Shen Yuhan just listened to the two brothers exchanging insults to each other, and there was only laughter in the house, he liked to listen to them.
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The second day of shooting ended.
When Shen Yuhan took a bath in the evening, he realized that his elbow was also a little skinned, but he didn’t want his husband to worry, so he waited for Shan Qihuan to take a bath before he went downstairs to find some medicine to rub it.
Shan Qihuan happened to have something to ask him, so he followed him downstairs instead of taking a bath.
“What are you looking for?” Seeing him squatting in front of the medicine box, Shan Qihuan immediately figured it out, “Which one did you bump into today?”
Shen Yuhan, who was discovered, looked back at him and pointed at his elbow: “It seems the skin is a little torn.”
Shan Qihuan pulled him up and looked at his elbow carefully: “The skin is a little torn, go sit down on the sofa, I’ll get you some iodophor to sterilize it, you really don’t make me feel at ease at all.”
Shen Yuhan walked towards the sofa as he spoke, after sitting upright, he said: “I also didn’t mean to make you worry.”
“I know.” Shan Qihuan really couldn’t keep him at home, so he took the medicine box and sat down next to him, “Stretch out your hand, I’ll take a look.”
Shen Yuhan pulled up his pajamas, revealing some shocking1觸目驚心 (chù mù jīng xīn): lit. shocks the eye, astonishes the heart (idiom); horrible to see; a ghastly sight; frightening; bloodcurdling; shocking; striking and astonishing. wounds.
“How did it get like this, does it hurt?” Shan Qihuan’s fingers touched the side of his wound, he didn’t even dare to help him put medicine on it.
Shen Yuhan shook his head: “It’s not very painful, and it doesn’t bleed, it looks ugly, but it doesn’t hurt much.”
When Shan Qihuan was a child, he often applied medicine to Shan Qixin, who was always injured from falls, naturally, he was very good at applying medicine to Shen Yuhan, since the two of them got married, he also rarely applied medicine to him, the movements were very gentle, and Shen Yuhan didn’t feel any pain.
Shen Yuhan looked at Shan Qihuan’s tense mouth, and reached out to touch it: “Husband, don’t worry too much, it’s just a small injury.”
“It’s a small injury, yes, but if you’re not careful, it can develop into a big wound, the hotter the weather, the easier it is to get inflamed.” Shan Qihuan rolled his eyes at him angrily, “Don’t let people feel rest assured.”
Shen Yuhan put his arms around his neck, and looked directly at him: “Don’t be angry.”
Shan Qihuan really couldn’t do anything to him, Shen Yuhan acted coquettishly, his bright eyes reflecting his face, he tapped his forehead, and sighed: “Fine, not angry.”
“Husband you’re so good.” Shen Yuhan said seriously, “Husband, you carry me upstairs, okay?”
“What about your leg? Are they hurt too?” Shan Qihuan almost pulled off Shen Yuhan’s trouser leg.
“No, I just remembered that when I was little, I fell down once and couldn’t stop crying, my family couldn’t do anything about it, so my eldest brother carried me on his back until I fell asleep, and then he put me down, after I grew up, he kept talking about it to me.” Shen Yuhan remembered the past as if it were yesterday.
Shan Qihuan smiled: “He said you were delicate, right.”
“There is no such thing.” Shen Yuhan hummed with a smile.
“I think it is.” Shan Qihuan turned his back to him, “Come up here, I’ll carry you upstairs.”
Shen Yuhan climbed on his back unceremoniously, he thought it was indecent, but when he was with his husband, he didn’t care so much, his generous back gave him a sense of security.
Shan Qihuan carried him upstairs and said as he walked: “Are you still scared?”
Shen Yuhan put his arms around his neck and rested his head on the back of his neck: “A little bit, but I’m not afraid when my husband is here.”
“Then I’m quite useful.” Shan Qihuan chuckled, and Shen Yuhan could feel his chest vibrating slightly with laughter.
“Husband is the most powerful in the world, how can he be useless.” Shen Yuhan always spared no effort in praising his husband.
“Sweet mouth.” Shan Qihuan was coaxed into a blissful state, he held him up with both hands, and his pace up the stairs was much faster, as if he had drunk ten bottles of energy drinks.
Shen Yuhan said in his heart, when he was in the Qi Kingdom, his family often said that he was sweet-tongued, his husband was another family member given to him by God, which was really good.
–
On the morning of the third day, Shen Yuhan made another breakfast.
Shan Qihuan agreed to accompany Shan Qixin to record the program for one day today, so he didn’t go to the major companies for inspection.
Shan Qixin was already full from breakfast, so he decided to play games to help digestion.
Shan Qihuan accompanied Shen Yuhan to clean up the dishes, he wasn’t accompanying Shan Qixin to record the program, but actually stayed at home with his wife, Shan Qixin was just an excuse.
Yesterday’s car accident almost became a hot topic, fortunately, the program group found it in time and didn’t let anyone expose the matter, Shan Qixin and Shen Yuhan left the scene quickly, so passersby didn’t have time to film them.
As soon as breakfast was over, Shan Qihuan received a phone call from Shan Qiyuan, the matter had not yet been concluded, and Shan Qiyuan would not just sit idly by, before the phone call ended, Shan Qihuan asked a few more questions.
“I’m helping Qixin record a show, would you like to come over for dinner tonight? The whole family just happened to get together.”
“That’s fine, I’m not as busy as you are right now, I’ll call Qibing, she’s here too, we’re all here with Dad.”
“Oh.” Shan Qihuan didn’t ask what happened to their mother, presumably because she didn’t want to see him, so it was awkward.
Shan Tianfeng’s voice came from the other end: “Is Yuhan cooking tonight?”
Shan Qihuan said: “Yes.”
Shan Tianfeng said: “Then bring me along.”
Shan Qiyuan: “I heard that Yuhan’s cooking is quite good, we haven’t tasted it yet.”
Shan Tianfeng said a little proudly: “I’ve tried it, the soup is really good.”
Shan Qibing: “I’m going to try it too, I won’t go home for dinner tonight.”
Shan Qihuan: “…” What’s wrong with you, they are recording a program, they usually don’t want to be exposed, why are they all so active all of a sudden, “My wife will be exhausted from cooking such a large table of dishes, okay?”
Shan Qibing: “Wasn’t you here too, Lao San, you let Lao Si help too, I guess he must be playing games.”
That’s fine, who let him ask his eldest brother one extra question?
Shan Qihuan told Shen Yuhan that his father and others came over for dinner in the evening.
There were very few people coming to the house, so Shen Yuhan said yes as soon as he heard it.
Shen Yuhan immediately rummaged through the freezer: “There may not be enough food at home, we still have to go out to buy it.”
As soon as he said that, Shan Qibing sent a WeChat message to Shan Qihuan, she let his brother-in-law send someone to deliver some seafood over.
Shan Qihuan showed the message to Shen Yuhan: “There’s no need to buy seafood.”
“Good, then I’ll write a list, and we can go out.” Shen Yuhan began to count carefully, and went through the dishes that could be prepared for the evening in his mind, “If you said it two days in advance, I could have prepared some old soup first, but now it’s too late.”
Shan Qihuan really didn’t want him to be too tired: “Just do it casually.”
Shen Yuhan took it very seriously: “How can that be, it’s brother-in-law’s program, I have to prepare properly.”
Shan Qihuan just smiled and recorded for him: “Does your hand still hurt?”
Shen Yuhan shook his head: “It doesn’t hurt much anymore.”
Shan Qihuan pulled up his sleeve and looked at it, the wound was no longer red: “I’ll give you some more medicine before going out.”
Shen Yuhan nodded: “Okay.”
After Shen Yuhan’s list was more or less finished, Shan Qihuan gave him some medicine and dragged Shan Qixin to the vegetable market.
Shan Qixin muttered: “Why did you two call me when you were shopping for groceries?”
Shan Qihuan wished he could kick him back into his mother’s womb: “Are you recording the show or are we recording it?”
Shan Qixin immediately returned to reality from his passionate game-playing state of mind: “Me, me, me, it’s me! Third Brother, I was wrong, can you change your kind face back?”
Shan Qihuan glared at him coldly: “Can’t.” He took the car keys.
As soon as Shan Qixin saw the key, he began to wail again: “Sister-in-law, why do you drive when you go out with my brother, but you have to walk when you go out with me!”
Shen Yuhan said as a matter of course: “Because it’s a long walk, he usually works hard, and it’s tiring to walk.”
Shan Qihuan supported his wife: “Um, I worked hard.”
Shan Qixin bites his lip and collapses into the back seat, his sister-in-law is also too double-standard!
After arriving at the vegetable market, he found that his sister-in-law was even more double-standard, completely ignoring him, and only had eyes for his third brother.
“Husband, do you want to eat sponge gourd2絲瓜 (sī guā): Luffa aegyptiaca, the sponge gourd, Egyptian cucumber or Vietnamese luffa, is an annual species of vine cultivated for its fruit, native to South and Southeast Asia. The young fruit is eaten as a vegetable and is commonly grown for that purpose in tropical Asia. The young shoots, flowers and leaves can be cooked, and the mature seeds can be roasted for consumption. Unlike the young fruit, the fully ripened fruit is strongly fibrous and inedible, and is used to make scrubbing bath sponges. Due to the use as a scrubbing sponge, it is also known by the common names dishrag gourd, rag gourd, sponge gourd, and vegetable-sponge. It is also called smooth luffa to distinguish it from the ridged luffa (Luffa acutangula), which is used for the same purposes.?”
“Husband, this shaggy ink cap3雞腿菇 (jī tuǐ gū): Coprinus comatus, commonly known as the shaggy ink cap, lawyer’s wig, or shaggy mane, is a common fungus often seen growing on lawns, along gravel roads and waste areas. The young fruit bodies first appear as white cylinders emerging from the ground, then the bell-shaped caps open out. The caps are white, and covered with scales—this is the origin of the common names of the fungus. The gills beneath the cap are white, then pink, then turn black and deliquesce (‘melt’) into a black liquid filled with spores (hence the “ink cap” name). This mushroom is unusual because it will turn black and dissolve itself in a matter of hours after being picked or depositing spores. When young it is an excellent edible mushroom provided that it is eaten soon after being collected (it keeps very badly because of the autodigestion of its gills and cap). seems to be pretty good too.”
“Husband, you liked cucumber salad4拌黃瓜 (bàn huáng guā): Cucumber salad. 
last time, I’ll mix one for you at noon, let’s cook some noodles.”
Shan Qihuan nodded his head throughout the process, he couldn’t agree more with his wife, he and his wife were buying ahead, and after they finished buying, they threw it to Shan Qixin to carry it.
Shan Qixin complained to the camera in a low voice: “Do you think I look like an ancient servant? These two are my Master and Madam.”
After visiting the vegetable market, Shan Qihuan and Shen Yuhan were about to drive home.
After the car drove away, Shen Yuhan suddenly remembered that something seemed to be left behind: “Husband, do you feel like something is missing?”
Shan Qihuan looked at the back row, what about Shan Qixin?
The author has something to say:
Shen Yuhan: Husband, brother-in-law is missing!
Shan Qihuan: …
Continue with the small red envelope~~
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SQX so pitiful!!! LMAO
Also, why are the vegetables SYH picks for SQH so unique?
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