Chapter 74
[Part (2/2)]
After returning to the room, Xiao Luo once again experienced what it means to be charmed by a male beauty. Fortunately, it was just a quick shower. Ling Su put on a clean bathrobe immediately after taking a shower, which prevented the embarrassment of his gaze moving down involuntarily.
“Xiao Pang, stand still and let me help you dry your hair.”
“Meow!” Come on, I have a hair dryer too, I’m not afraid of it!
As soon as the hair dryer was turned on, the little orange cat looked to be in a state of alertness. Xiao Luo kept reminding himself that this should be the cat’s instinct to be afraid, so he managed to calm down and waited until he turned back into a ball of hair.
“Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?” Kittens generally have poor resistance. Even though the one in front of him has become a spirit, Ling Su still feels uneasy after all.
“Meow, meow, meow!” Physically, I’m fine, but mentally, I’m a little unwilling!
The little orange cat pounced on the shit shoveler and continued to act cute and coquettish. Suddenly –
Xiao Luo noticed a trace of evil spirit.
He looked around nervously, and finally turned his eyes to the outside of the balcony. Even he was aware of the heavy evil aura. King must have known about it for a long time, so he reminded him and Ling Su to come back to the room, right?
“Xiao Pang , what are you looking at?” Ling Su put the hair dryer away and turned around to see the little orange cat looking on full alert.
“Tuk-tuk-tuk-” The knock on the door rang at this time.
Xiao Luo’s hair stood on end. When Ling Su was about to open the door, he hugged his calf.
“Huh?” The shit shovel officer was puzzled and bent down to pick up the little orange cat. “What’s going on?”
“Meow!” Be careful, there’s a monster!
Perhaps because the idea Xiao Luo wanted to convey was too strong, Ling Su finally realized something was wrong. He took out his cell phone, found Xiao Ye’s number, and dialed it.
No one answered the phone.
The knocking on the door outside also stopped.
Xiao Luo gently patted Ling Su’s arm with his paw, then pointed to the bed.
“Sleep now?”
“Meow!” nodded affirmatively.
Ling Su hesitated for a while, then finally complied and lay down on the bed. As soon as he covered himself with the quilt, the little orange cat pounced on his pillow and meowed lowly.
“Xiao Pang , do you want to sleep together too?”
The little orange cat made no sound, and made bursts of pleasant purring sounds from its throat.
Ling Su originally wanted to make him happy, but unexpectedly, as soon as he closed his eyes, he fell asleep.
“Ling Xiaosu, have a good sleep.” He originally thought that [Sleep Until Dawn] could only target people who had already fallen asleep. He didn’t expect that it could also make people fall asleep immediately. The effect was simply great. If he suffered from insomnia someday, he could try it.
After transforming into a human form, Xiao Luo raced against time, threw himself on Ling Su, kissed him several times quickly, and finally reluctantly licked the man’s lips before turning around and walking towards the balcony, with a thin barrier floating around. In a short period of time, no monsters should be able to rush in. This should be King’s handiwork.
So what about the one who knocked on the door just now?
Xiao Luo looked up at the sky and observed for a moment. He found no trace of the monster. He immediately locked the door and turned to the entrance.
“Didi-di-”
King: The problem outside the door has been solved, don’t worry.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, can I come out?
King: Okay, be careful.
Xiao Luo opened the door and quickly closed it. He stepped on a sticky unknown object under his feet. He looked down and almost vomited: This thing is so ugly, just like a slug!
In the corridor, the lights flickered on and off, and King stood alone in the center, with many dark corpses piled at his feet.
“Didi-di-”
King: Use fox fire to burn them all.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Got it!
Fox fire is the special move of the white fox Hu Li. He had transformed into this character before, so he happened to have practiced both skills, and they just came in handy now.
Xiao Luo immediately took action. After the fox fire burned out, the corpses disappeared without a trace. Unlike the monsters he encountered before, these had no inner elixir and were more like inferior cannon fodders 1 cannon fodder: In Chinese slang, “cannon fodder” (炮灰 pào huī) refers to characters or individuals who are expendable, insignificant, or used as tools or pawns without much regard for their well-being or importance. .
While cleaning up the corpses, he paid attention to the countdown to transformation. After decisively superimposing it for ten minutes, he continued his work as a scavenger.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Your Majesty, where is Xiaojiejie Ling Xuan?
King: He went to take care of the biggest one.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Ah! Is it a big demon?
King: Yes.
Xiao Luo could tell that King was not in a good mood, and he did not even touch his head. The little monsters here were quickly cleaned up, but King’s expression did not relax at all.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: King, may I know why? How did Ling Su offend that big demon?
Not only did he spread rumours about Ling Su having Tang Monk’s flesh 2 In the classic Chinese novel “Journey to the West” (西游记), Tang Monk (唐僧), also known as Xuanzang (玄奘), is a central character. The flesh of Tang Monk is believed to grant immortality and immense spiritual power to those who consume it. This belief stems from Tang Monk’s purity and the fact that he is a reincarnation of the Golden Cicada, a disciple of the Buddha. Because of this, many demons and spirits seek to capture and eat Tang Monk during his pilgrimage. , but he also encouraged little monsters to continuously attack him. He even went into battle himself, vowing to take Ling Su’s life. How much hatred was this?
King: It’s a long story.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: So what about making the long story short?
King: In your previous life, you were the auspicious beast Bai Ze 3 Bai Ze (白泽) is a mythological creature from Chinese folklore. It is often depicted as a white beast resembling a lion or a goat, sometimes with multiple eyes or horns. The Baize is known for its vast knowledge of supernatural creatures and demons. . It happened that Ming She 4 Mingshe (鸣蛇), is a creature from Chinese mythology. It is often depicted as a mythical serpent or dragon-like creature with a bird’s call, symbolizing ominous signs or calamities. Its name literally translates to “chirping snake” or “singing serpent,” emphasizing its unique characteristic of producing sounds like a bird. In some tales, it is considered an ill-omened creature, while in others, it may have more neutral or varying roles. was causing chaos and wanted to cause a severe drought in the world. You went to seal Ming She. Both sides suffered losses. Afterwards, due to a sneak attack by Fei Yi 5 Fei Yi (肥遗) is another creature from Chinese mythology. It is often depicted as a monstrous, snake-like being. Like many mythological creatures, the specific attributes and stories related to Fei Yi can vary, but it generally embodies elements of danger or malevolence. In some accounts, Fei Yi is described as a large, terrifying serpent that can cause harm to humans and other creatures. Its appearance in mythological texts often serves as a symbol of fearsome natural forces or as an antagonist in various tales. , you ended up dying and almost lost your soul. At that time, the human emperor, to ensure your safe reincarnation, exchanged one lifetime of imperial fortune and the calamity of death in the next life for a chance to save you.
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King: Ling Su was the one who protected you at that time.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: “That’s not right, King. Isn’t Bai Ze a divine beast and supposed to be super powerful? How could it be defeated by Ming She and Fei Yi? And why would the human emperor go to such great lengths to protect Bai Ze’s soul? Are you messing with me?”
King: Because you were lovers in your past life. Even between humans and demons, there is a significant difference, let alone you being a Bai Ze. You defied the will of heaven to be with him, and this is the punishment from the heavens for you.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: I think I need to be quiet.
The shock was too great, and he couldn’t digest it for a while.
In fact, he knew very well: Master would not lie to him casually.
It’s just that when such an unbelievable thing happened to him, he had some… indigestion after all. If he ran to tell Ling Su the so-called truth, his shit shoveling officer would probably think that he had water in his head, right?
“Hey, Xiao Pang, what’s wrong, why are you dejected?” “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan’s voice suddenly reached his ears.
Xiao Luo quickly turned around and looked at the other person, remembering that when they first met at the Ling family, this guy said he would take him to a fun place, but ended up running into Ling Su’s dream…
So, that dream, which was not only unstable but also looked particularly strange, was actually a reflection of the previous life’s images?
“Did he run away?” King glanced at Ling Xuan and saw that although there were some wounds all over his body, they were not in the way. It was obvious that he had not suffered any loss.
“That old guy is so cunning, he ran as fast as he saw me.” “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan said nonchalantly, walked up to Xiao Luo, and flicked the boy’s forehead with his finger, “Xiao Pang, have you been scolded?”
“…” He would rather be scolded.
“Why are you so dejected? Let’s go. Brother will take you to eat delicious food.”
“…I won’t go.” Xiao Luo turned his head and looked away, said hello to King, and ran back to the room.
Looking at the closed door, Ling Xuan turned to look at the silent King, winking: “What’s wrong with you?”
“He asked me about Ling Su, and I told him.”
King turned back to the room. Ling Xuan immediately followed him, and after being rejected, he walked through the wall simply and rudely: “Didn’t you always say that the time is not yet ripe? Why did it happen so suddenly -”
“You have to face God’s will eventually.”
“God’s will is bullshit!”
Ling Xuan said something rude casually, but a thunder struck his head, and his long, smooth curly hair instantly turned into a popcorn.
After Xiao Luo returned to the room, he quickly ran to Ling Su’s side, hugged him, and sniffed hard: “Ling Xiaosu, I always thought I was protecting you, but I didn’t expect that you had to suffer so much to protect me. , Wuwuwu… Why am I so useless! If Master and “Xiaojiejie” Ling Xuan weren’t watching over you, would you have been eaten by the monster long ago with my strength as a cat having three-legged kung-fu 6 three-legged kungfu : (三脚猫功夫, sān jiǎo māo gōngfu) refers to someone having only superficial or basic skills in something ? ”
Ling Su? He had no way to answer him.
Xiao Luo stayed quietly for a while. In less than two minutes, he was knocked back to his original form. He called up his account balance and saw that his popularity value had exceeded 100,000, his charm value was still short of the last 2,000 points, and his love value was also in line with the requirements for redeeming the Wishing Card.
He originally wanted to redeem the wishing card, max out the Gaze skill as soon as possible, and then ask Ling Xuan if he wanted to practice dual cultivation techniques, but now, he began to hesitate.
In his previous life, Ling Su had paid too much for him.
In this life, if he continued to stay by Ling Su’s side, would he…
“Didi-di-”
Ling Xuan: Xiao Pang, let me show you my new look. [Picture][Picture]
Xiao Luo clicked on it and was speechless for a moment. Ling Xuan’s face in the selfie was very beautiful, but the problem was that the hairstyle was too weird, with an afro, which was simply too horrible to look at.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: You might as well just cut your hair short.
Ling Xuan: What a great idea! I’ll try it.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: …You came to me just to show off your new hairstyle?
Ling Xuan: Otherwise? Oh, by the way, I want to tell you that before I came to the human world, I once took a sneak peek at the Sansheng Stone. You and Ling Su are destined to be married, so don’t worry about it.
Orange Cat-Xiao Luo: Xiaojiejie, you don’t have to come here to comfort me. My Ling Xiaosu is such a nice person. I wouldn’t want to give him up to anyone else!
Ling Xuan: Call me brother, Xiao Pang!
Xiao Luo responded with a grimace, and the depression that was originally stuck in his chest also dissipated: It’s not a big deal, he has no memory of what happened in his previous life, so let it all pass! What he needs to grasp well is this life!
“Meow!” That’s it, that’s right!
The little orange cat rolled over and happily lay on the man’s body and began to sleep.
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