“This kid looks familiar.” Lie Lanyang stared at the projection of the teenager, seeing the swollen eyes from crying, the exhaustion after crying, and then the boy holding the big tail of the red fox, sobbing with a bubble of snot.
Amused by himself, the boy saw all the fluffy creatures staring at him with wide eyes, their faces full of infatuated expressions, and quickly turned his head to wipe his face.
Oh?
Seeing the boy’s smile, Lie Lanyang was stunned, almost instantly recalling where he had seen this kid before.
Isn’t this my future son-in-law?!
Why is he crying? Lie Lanyang looked at the title of the projection and suddenly felt like he had two leopards on his head.
【(Fire) Alliance Level 1 Rare Human, Crying in the Milk Bar Due to a Breakup!】
Break, breakup?
“Grandpa, have you seen this human before?” His fifth grandson was full of hope, expressing his love for humans.
“I have.” Lie Lanyang fell into thought.
“He cries so cutely, no, pitifully. Can I go and comfort him?” His fifth grandson’s tail wagged rapidly, unable to contain his flirtatious thoughts, blatantly obvious.
Lie Lanyang glared at his grandson, his eyebrows couldn’t help but furrow. The last time they met, the scepter was still with the boy, indicating how much importance Lie Beishuang placed on the human teenager. How could they break up in less than a month?
Looking at the boy crying, it seemed like he had been dumped?
If he really was dumped… Lie Lanyang sighed helplessly. If even this adorable human couldn’t get along with them and proposed a breakup, then this child might truly end up lonely for life.
“Since you know this human, why not invite him to our house for a visit.”
Lie Lanyang heard his beloved wife speak up, her tone full of concern for their grandchildren.
“As one of the representatives of the beastman clan, you should show care for humans. Invite him to join our family banquet and ask if he needs any help.” An mei looked affectionately at her husband, lowering her voice.
“You have seven sons, and all nineteen grandsons are of marriageable age, and they are all single.”
“Eight sons,” Lie Lanyang corrected in a low voice.
“He never participates in these family activities,” An mei’s expression turned slightly serious. “Moreover, he’s so old. Are you really going to introduce him to humans?”
Lie Lanyang hesitated to speak, then saw several grandsons starting to argue over replaying the human projection, immediately changing the subject and whispering sternly.
“No watching projections while eating!”
In the milk bar, Gu Gu, who was gradually calming down, took the strawberry milk kindly handed to him by a fluffy-hearted creature. It was a bit difficult for him to open his swollen eyes.
“Thank you… hic~”
As Gu Gu hiccuped from crying, Bo Ge immediately held his breath, trying to stop the hiccup.
The originally sweet and delicious strawberry milk, in Gu Gu’s mouth at this moment, tasted sour and bitter, just like a breakup, making Gu Gu feel bitter inside.
Who would have thought that the solemn and seemingly reliable and gentle big cat would turn out to be such a heartless cat who forgets people after mating! Stupid cat!
After whispering among themselves for a moment, the fluffy creatures left the milk bar, leaving the red fox sitting next to the teenager. One claw rested on the teenager’s shoulder as it shook its head and sighed.
“It’s beneficial for you to recognize his true colors early.”
Originally quiet, Bo Ge almost burst into tears when he heard this sentence.
Seeing the teenager crying again, the red fox knew it had said the wrong thing, nervously covered its mouth with both claws, hastily picked up its big tail, and stuffed it back into Bo Ge’s arms.
Sadly wiping his tears with the fox’s tail, Bo Ge sniffed, and suddenly the lights in the milk bar dimmed. A spotlight shone on the maple tree, and a steel pole rose up. A white-crowned parrot slid from the shadows toward the steel pole, twisting its head and looking straight at the teenager, feathers on its crown all standing up.
Several drones surrounded the parrot, capturing everything perfectly.
“Oh~ oh~”
The parrot, with deep affection in its voice, grabbed the steel pole with one claw, tilted its head back in sorrow, and sang, “Why did my lover leave me~”
Bo Ge’s nose tingled, and he covered his mouth and nose with the fox’s tail, sobbing.
The music started, a burst of colorful light shone on the other side, and a small band formed. The punk crocodile and several songbirds turned their heads handsomely. Under their claws were musical instruments that Bo Ge didn’t recognize.
“My skin is snow white~ super cute~ my crying voice is heavenly~ other beastmen are stunned when they see me~” The parrot grabbed the steel pole, singing along with the music, spreading its single wing vertically.
“Who’s that blind fool?” The parrot pointed to Bo Ge, its eyes dazzling.
“A big black leopard.” Bo Ge pursed his lips defiantly.
Another spotlight lit up, and a black cat was pushed out by many fluffy creatures.
“Cough cough.” The cat nervously glanced at Bo Ge, took a deep breath, and proudly walked toward the parrot with a catwalk.
“I am a black leopard~ extremely proud~ pretending to be very romantic~ I have countless pitfalls for you to fall into~”
Two spotlights converged, the parrot and the black cat locked eyes.
“Oh~” The cat stared straight at the parrot with its two eyes, stretched its waist, hugged the steel pole with two claws, and said, “Where did this cutie come from~ hurry, come to my arms~ my door is always open for you~”
The parrot spun down from the steel pole, falling into the cat’s arms, both wings forming a heart shape. “Pure and lovely, how can you compare to the old fox~ Poor me, trapped in the black leopard’s love sea~”
The cat hugged the parrot, lowered its head pretending to give it a deep kiss, and then the music suddenly changed, the rhythm accelerated, the cat grabbed the parrot with one claw, turned its head, bared its teeth and raised its fur, singing ferociously, “Forgot to tell you, I’m a bad leopard~ even if you are very beautiful~ I’ll still get bored~ let’s break up, meow~”
The cat turned its back coldly, while the wounded parrot lay weakly on the ground, unable to spread its wings, crying toward the cat’s back, “Did I do something wrong~ to deserve such treatment from you~ I’m enchanted by you~ but you just brush me off~”
Watching the musical drama performed by the little masters for himself, Gu Gu couldn’t help but wipe away a tear for the parrot.
The music changed again, the rhythm accelerated, the spotlight widened, and more than a dozen fluffy creatures stepped lively onto the stage, forming a circle, picking up the parrot and placing it in the middle.
“Oh~ cutie, don’t be sad for him~ look forward bravely~ we’re all fighting for you~ not slacking off at all~”
The dozen or so fluffy creatures leaped up, pretending to beat up the black cat, enclosing it in the middle, quickly applying saliva to make dark circles around its eyes, squeezing tomato sauce around its mouth, and wrapping a white cloth strip around one of the cat’s limbs.
As the fluffy creatures dispersed, Bo Ge saw the limping black cat take two steps, roll its eyes, and then extend its pink tongue to play dead.
“Oh~ I’m sorry, my dear human~ I’m really ashamed in my heart~ I regret it now~”
With a high note, the black cat immediately turned its head and rolled its eyes.
Bo Ge’s original sorrow seemed to fly to the clouds at this moment. The red fox sat beside the teenager, its head swaying with the music.
The brave fluffy creatures stood in a row, straightening their bodies, claws hooked into two rows, lifting one limb to dance, “That black leopard is guilty~ now he deserves to kneel~ dear human~ you can be with someone else, in pairs~”
“Like me~” A white peacock walked out from among the fluffy creatures, its crown trembling lightly, shaking its tail feathers to give the teenager a gorgeous display, pure and dreamy.
“And me~” The white Arctic fox, swaying its tail, pushed aside the white peacock, its huge tail wagging like a spoiled child, its fox eyes lively and cute.
“It should be me~” A large lion stepped forward, its mane majestic and fluffy.
“We’re not bad either~” Several emperor penguins slipped into the venue, jumped up suddenly, waddled towards the teenager, their necks adorned with bright orange feathers, their bellies plump and white, adorable.
“Look over here, human~” A fennec fox nodded, its sunglasses sliding down, covering its cute black grape-like eyes. The fennec fox held a guitar-like instrument in its hands, strumming the strings, while the parrot flew in the air. All the animals sang in unison.
“As we all love you deep in our hearts~ don’t cry for a black leopard~ come and play to your heart’s content~ life is truly beautiful~”
With the last note falling, Gu Gu applauded vigorously, his eyes reddened, this time he was moved to tears.
With so many lovely beastmen liking humans, liking Gu Gu, why should Gu Gu be sad for losing a crooked-necked cat!
Emptying the remaining half cup of strawberry milk in one gulp, its taste returned to the astonishment it had when Gu Gu first drank it, sour, sweet, and with the unique aroma of berries, without a trace of bitterness.
“Thank you all!” Bo Ge put down the empty cup, wiped the milk stains off his lips, wiped his tears in front of the fluffy creatures, his eyes regaining their usual bright light. Jumping onto the milk bar chair, he raised his arms and shouted, “Today, I’m treating you guys! Treat you bald!”
With cheers, Bo Ge jumped into the pile of fluffy creatures, his smile brighter than ever.
Patting its chest with its claws, the red fox finally breathed a sigh of relief, watching the human teenager surrounded by the fluffy ocean, licking its lips, and leaping down.
“I’m joining in too!”
×
The wonderful performance in the milk bar was recorded by drones and transmitted to the Star Network. In a very short time, it surged to the top of the hot search list.
【(Hot) What kind of wonderful performance successfully comforted the lovelorn human!】
After being busy with its master for two days, the scepter glanced at the man who was still immersed in work, took a break, and started to slack off. It didn’t take long for it to see the two consecutive videos.
First, the lovelorn human cried in the milk bar, followed by the splendid performance the beastmen put on to comfort the human. It was complete and excellent, but the human crying…
The scepter froze in mid-air, looked at the man engrossed in work, then looked back at the video of the relieved little master, who was now embraced by the fluffy creatures.
“Master…” The scepter flew in front of Lie Beishuang, hesitantly opening its mouth.
The man, who was focused on studying the selection plan for the team, frowned slightly. “Wait.”
The scepter remained silent and continued to browse the hot search. Below, it successfully found another piece of news.
【(New) Chairman Soma of the Star Interstellar Chain Hotel confesses his love to the lovelorn human from a distance, and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine love flowers are currently being transported…】
The scepter cast a cautious glance at the man before continuing to read.
【(New) The Lielan Family welcomes the lovelorn human to visit and join the family banquet. Large, medium, and small-sized black leopards are available for selection.】
“Master.” The scepter’s tone became more urgent. “There’s something here that you must see.”
“Give me a minute.” The man didn’t even lift his head.
The scepter cautiously updated the hot search. It was the first time in history that it felt so nervous while slacking off.
【(New) The address of the lovelorn human has been exposed, surrounded by love flowers. It is estimated that tens of thousands of beastmen will confess their love to the lovelorn human tonight.】
【(New) Hether, voted the most beautiful elf by humans, says the lovelorn human is very cute and is the type she likes.】
【(New) The son of the CEO of the interstellar food giant Piser Corp records a holographic video of a solo performance, full of youthful vigor, to comfort the lovelorn human, and gifts a Starry Sky Play Gold Card.】
…
“Master!!!” The scepter trembled all over, adjusting its voice to its maximum volume, and fiercely slammed into the perception board in front of the man.
“Work, my ass! Your human is gone!!!”
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