The milk bar turned into a large gathering place for fluffy creatures. Bo Ge felt like a scumbag human, sandwiched between dozens of fluffy creatures, being pampered on both sides.
In order to win the favor of the human, the fluffy creatures pulled out all the stops, using all sorts of cute tricks. Their little bellies casually exposed, their watery eyes carrying a hint of shyness, a hint of charm, and a hint of reluctance mixed with eagerness.
Who could resist the soft belly of a cat, the enticing gaze, or a cute milk dog cuddling at your feet, innocent and pure, completely irresistible!
The lights in the milk bar flickered, and cups of catnip-infused milk appeared on the bar one after another, causing the cats to rub against the floor, excitedly darting around.
“Burp~” The red fox belched after drinking a cup of milk beer.
“What’s this delicious drink?” Bo Ge peeked over while holding a glass of milk.
“Here!” The red fox ordered a milk beer and handed it to Bo Ge. “Drink this milk beer!”
Bowing his head, Bo Ge smelled the milk flavor and a hint of fermentation. Taking a small sip, he found that it tasted surprisingly good.
“This will stimulate and numb your nerves, giving you a slight tipsy feeling, as if the ethanol concentration in your blood reached 0.05%. It’s a kind of hazy intoxication.” The red fox tilted his head back and downed a cup. “It won’t actually harm your body, nor will it make you pass out drunk. Just a slight buzz.”
“We also have mare’s milk wine specially made for humans. Want to give it a try?”
After finishing the milk beer, Bo Ge’s face flushed slightly. “Hehe,” he nodded.
With the mare’s milk wine in his belly, Bo Ge began dancing under the maple tree, holding onto a grass mud horse and rubbing against its neck, even rudely playing with the horse’s ears and short tail.
More and more fluffy creatures crowded around, playing drunkenly with the teenager. The constant notification sounds kept coming from the light brain. Gu Gu, with flushed cheeks, looked at the light brain with drunken eyes. There were requests for video calls from the big cat and a long string of messages with attached inspection materials. Various data danced like crazy on the screen, but Gu Gu couldn’t catch any of it.
Rejecting the calls, Gu Gu held a Husky in one hand and a double-drink in the other, happily playing. But the light brain sounded again, and Gu Gu tilted his head, trying to discern the other party’s ID. It turned out to be that bad cat, that stinky cat, again.
“Burp.”
Drunk courage bolstered Gu Gu’s spirits. Bo Ge found the blacklist and added the big cat to it.
[System detected that the host’s mental strength is below 10%, in a state of extreme fatigue. According to the Interstellar Alliance Rare Species Protection Law, you will be forced to log out in ten seconds.]
[Countdown, ten, nine, eight…]
“I, I’m mentally exhausted and need to log out!” Bo Ge stood on the bar, swaying towards the fluffy creatures. “Thank you all, love you!”
Using their fingers to make a heart shape, Bo Ge opened their eyes again, feeling a bit dazed but completely fine, like after taking two consecutive exams. Apart from feeling tired, there was also a sense of relief, as if a weight had been lifted from their heart.
Yawning while sitting in the gaming pod, Bo Ge got up, only to see Little Du rushing in anxiously. “Young Master, something’s wrong, the villa is surrounded by love flowers!”
“What’s going on?” Bo Ge looked bewildered as Little Du quickly opened the screen to display the latest hot trends on the Star Network.
“Young Master, you’re trending.”
Sitting blankly on the bed, the villa filled with the sweet fragrance of love flowers, Bo Ge looked through the information cards one by one, all filled with enthusiastic private messages from beastmen and even other races.
“Invitations for dinners, exhibitions, concerts, amusement parks…” Bo Ge held up a pink information card, unable to hide their surprise. “And there are even direct marriage proposals.”
“I’ve picked out the important ones for you.” Little Du displayed several invitations. “The Lielan family invites you to attend their family banquet, which we must respond to.”
“The Lielan family, Lie Lanyang?” Bo Ge recalled their previous encounter with Lie Lanyang, furrowing their brow. “Is he trying to advise me?”
“No.” Little Du opened the invitation. “He says the Lielan family invites you to choose from their large, medium, and small black panthers, all with beautiful fur and great personalities, and there will also be a panther performance.”
Surprisingly, it wasn’t about advising Bo Ge. Scratching their head, Bo Ge felt a bit embarrassed.
“Lie Lanyang was the Beastmen King for several consecutive terms, one of the representative figures of the beastmen race. He’s not just inviting you on a personal level but also representing the entire beastmen community.” Little Du explained to Bo Ge. “The invitation is for two days from now, so we still have time to prepare.”
Just the thought of seeing dozens of large and small black panthers, sleek and shiny, made Bo Ge unable to contain their excitement.
“And, Young Master, the love flowers outside the villa are almost filling up. If we let this continue, it might hinder traffic, and we might even receive fines. What should we do?”
“I…” Bo Ge straightened up, looking at the sea of red flowers outside the window, momentarily speechless with shock.
“My suggestion is that you need to send messages thanking the people who sent the flowers and inform them that you will donate the flowers. Then contact the relief organization to give the flowers to them. They will help you take the flowers away, and the money from selling the flowers will be donated to those in need on impoverished planets.” Little Du was quite familiar with these matters, having experienced them before. After all, he had once been splendid, and the gifts sent by admirers were handled this way.
“I’ll leave it to you.” Drones outside continued to deliver bouquets, and Bo Ge turned around in disbelief, feeling a bit overwhelmed by everything.
Did they underestimate the popularity of humans?
Trying to imagine replacing humans with giant pandas, if in their past life they had seen a giant panda crying because of a breakup, they might have been as touched and would have tried their best to comfort this cute giant panda and lend a helping hand.
With this thought, Bo Ge felt more accepting.
“Let’s issue another statement, thanking everyone who cares about me, and let them know that I have basically moved on from the breakup.” Bo Ge straightened their chest. “Next time, I’ll keep my eyes open and definitely won’t make the same mistake again!”
Watching Bo Ge yawn and go to rest, Little Du joyfully began to handle various invitations, happily picking out a few good ones for the young master.
Seeing that unlucky black panther eat humble pie would be one of Little Du’s greatest pleasures.
【Scepter requests contact.】
Little Du was taken aback, quickly glanced at Bo Ge, who had already fallen asleep, curled up into a small ball.
“Young Master is resting.” Little Du walked upstairs, feeling guilty, and replied to the message.
“What’s going on?” The Scepter’s image projected, anxiously pacing back and forth. “Why did this happen all of a sudden?”
“Yesterday morning, Young Master saw the news about the Chief having passed the mating season.” Little Du honestly explained. “Young Master has been waiting for the Chief, but unfortunately, he didn’t show up.”
Seeing the Scepter’s silence, Little Du blinked. “According to the previous agreement, the Chief and Young Master have already ended it. But you, why are you contacting me all of a sudden?”
“This matter needs clarification. Please arrange for Young Master and the Master to meet.” The Scepter seemed anxious, unintentionally speeding up their speech.
“But…” Little Du spread out a long list of invitations in front of the Scepter’s eyes, raising his eyebrows in a perplexed manner. “Many high-quality beastmen want to meet Young Master. According to the first-come-first-served order, if we want to arrange, the Chief might have to wait until next year.”
“How dare you?” The Scepter jumped up in anger. “Don’t arrange for Young Master to meet any of those beastmen! Not a single one!”
“What if Young Master wants to meet them?” Little Du innocently shook his head. “Look, there’s Soma, Hether, and other celebrities among them, all wealthy and good-looking. Hether was even voted the most beautiful elf by humans. Elves seem to like Young Master too.”
“You!” The Scepter was almost short-circuited with anger, and Little Du couldn’t help but feel immensely satisfied seeing the Scepter emitting smoke.
With a calm push of a hand, a man’s face appeared in the projection.
Little Du instinctively took a step back, the fear brought by this black panther still haunting him after eight years, still his shadow.
“Three minutes,” Lie Beishuang coldly stated, his crimson eyes devoid of any emotion.
“W-what three minutes?” Little Du stuttered.
“Within three minutes, you will return to solitary confinement,” Lie Beishuang stated expressionlessly. “A more suitable consciousness will enter your body, and you…”
The man didn’t continue, but Little Du shuddered. Even though the man didn’t say it, he could anticipate the consequences of being taken back.
Perhaps it wouldn’t be a simple deletion. Knowing the character of this black panther, Little Du might face something even more terrifying than complete deletion.
“I-I’m sorry.” Little Du’s legs almost gave out from under him. “I-I’ll immediately reject them for the young master.”
The man remained silent, just calmly looking at the household robot.
“I’ll arrange for you and the young master to meet immediately!” Little Du kept glancing around. Outside the window, a large group of something seemed to be flying in, golden bees quietly landing on the windows, reflecting a metallic sheen all over.
BeeNet, an upgraded version of reconnaissance drones, could adapt to various terrains, conduct stealthy reconnaissance from high altitudes, quickly map areas, block signals, and specifically capture consciousness-type criminals.
The golden metal bees covered the villa’s windows, walls, and Little Du’s heart sank as he recalled that this man didn’t use words to threaten; he only took real action.
“I was wrong.” The android had no tear function, only capable of dry sobbing. “I-I just spoke well for you in front of the young master. I was just joking with the Scepter. I always thought you and the young master were the most suitable pair.”
The man remained silent. The BeeNet outside silently unraveled the smart window control system and poured in like a tide from outside the window.
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