Out of a mother’s love that would overflow upon seeing Gu Jiqing, Mrs. Zhou rarely didn’t go to play mahjong in the afternoon. Instead, she pulled Chairman Zhou to send Zhou Cibai and Gu Jiqing back to school.
After arriving at the dormitory, Mrs. Zhou carefully checked the thickness of the blanket, the softness of the mattress, the safety of various electrical equipment in the dormitory, and whether snacks and autumn pants were prepared enough around Gu Jiqing’s bed. After confirming that everything was okay, she nodded with satisfaction.
Then she took Gu Jiqing’s hand and explained everything in detail for a long time. Until they kept telling them that if they didn’t leave now, they would catch the evening rush hour. Only then did they reluctantly leave, leaving behind a room full of the scent of noble ladies’ perfume and a table full of healthy and delicious imported snacks.
Lu Ping watching the whole process in a daze, couldn’t help but rush over excitedly after the two walked away: “F*ck, Gu Gu, were those your parents just now? They are so handsome and beautiful! They look like you!!!”
After the words fell, Zhou Cibai, who was helping Gu Jiqing spread the bed, couldn’t help but turn around from the bed and roll his eyes at him. “Those are my parents.”
“?”
“……”
“!”
“Those are your parents?! Then you, you guys… F*ck! This progressing speed is too fast ba!!!” Lu Ping never expected that, Zhou Cibai, who was still worried about whether Gu Jiqing liked him or not at the end of last semester, was directly sent to school by his parents at the beginning of this semester. “At this rate, you’re not going to tell me you’re getting married tomorrow, are you?!”
Lu Ping’s original intention was to angrily and jealously complain and attack this exaggerated couple.
However, Zhou Cibai just slowly climbed down from Gu Jiqing’s bed, “It’s not like I haven’t considered the issue you mentioned, but we haven’t reached the legal age for marriage yet, so we can only wait two years.”
Lu Ping: “……?”
He looked at Gu Jiqing: “Gu Gu, is he dreaming? He just got you, and he’s already thinking about marrying you?”
Gu Jiqing held the thermos cup, thought for a moment, and seriously said, “It shouldn’t be a dream, because the decoration of our wedding room seems to have been thought out, and it would be a pity not to get married.”
“???” Lu Ping was hit hard by the dog food and turned back in grief and anger, “Chen Ji! You take care of them!”
Chen Ji just hung up the phone: “What’s wrong? I was just on the phone with my girlfriend and didn’t hear it.”
Lu Ping: “……”
He is redundant.
After all, he never expected that there would be a real couple living in the same dormitory.
This couple clearly has no sense of shame.
In the name of celebrating Gu Jiqing’s birthday, all the residents of Room 314, together with Wang Quan from next door, Shen Zhao, and Xia Qiao, planned to have a meal together in the evening.
At first, Lu Ping, Chen Ji, and Wang Quan didn’t think there was anything wrong with this decision. After all, it was Gu Jiqing’s birthday, and as friends, they had already prepared gifts, so it was only natural for them to have a meal together.
But things started to go wrong in the twenty minutes they waited for Zhou Cibai and Gu Jiqing downstairs in the dormitory.
Gu Jiqing originally just wanted to change his clothes, but as soon as he took off his coat, Zhou Cibai crawled through his bed curtains.
Gu Jiqing thought he had something to say, and then Zhou Cibai whispered, “Um, Gu Zhizhi, can we wear a couple outfits today?”
Gu Jiqing blinked: “?”
Zhou Cibai himself also seemed a little embarrassed: “I just want others to know that you are my boyfriend…”
Although he had come out publicly before, but they were not in a real relationship at that time, so he felt a little guilty. But now it is different. Now Gu Jiqing is his real boyfriend, and he just wants everyone to know how good their relationship is.
He knew that this was a bit childish, and he didn’t know whether Gu Jiqing liked it or not, so he pursed his lips uncomfortably halfway through his words, and the tips of his ears turned a little red.
Gu Jiqing thought he was cute like this: “But where do we get the couple outfits?”
When they were at Zhou’s house, they didn’t buy any couple outfits in order to “hide” their relationship.
As a result, Zhou Cibai seemed to be prepared. He said, “Wait a minute” and quickly stepped back from the bed curtain. After a rustling, when he came back, Gu Jiqing’s bed was already piled full of all kinds of clothes, from socks to coats.
And without exception, all of them are in couples with Zhou Cibai.
Gu Jiqing flipped through it and was about to say that it was a bit exaggerated, but when he looked up, he saw Zhou Cibai’s puppy-like, expectant eyes.
“……”
Forget it, the dog is so cute, how can he bear to reject him?
Gu Jiqing nodded and said, “En, okay.”
Zhou Cibai immediately rushed over and kissed him happily. “Okay, then I’ll help you change them.”
“Aiya, no need, Zhou Cibai, go away! You perverted kissing freak… um…”
So Lu Ping and Chen Ji didn’t know what happened in those twenty minutes. They only knew that two people walked down the stairs twenty minutes later. Their coats were a couple’s, their sweaters were a couple’s, their scarves were a couple’s, their watches were a couple’s, their sneakers were a couple’s, and even the amulets on their cell phone pendants were a couple’s. They were even holding hands, with their fingers tightly interlocked.
Either of these two people would be eye-catching if they were to walk down the street alone, let alone seeing them holding hands like this.
Lu Ping: “……”
Chen Ji: “……”
Wang Quan: “……”
“You guys go this far?”
The three people said in unison.
Zhou Cibai held Gu Jiqing’s hand and raised his eyebrows. “What go this far?”
There are so many people on this campus who are coveting his boyfriend’s beauty. If he doesn’t declare his sovereignty in a high-profile manner, what will he do if someone comes to snatch him away?
And he finally got such a good boyfriend, so what’s wrong with showing him off?
The way Zhou Cibai raised his eyebrows perfectly demonstrated the male canine instinct to show off his mate.
The three of them were speechless and could only look at Gu Jiqing, who was mature, rational, and not so love-minded in their hearts.
Gu Jiqing didn’t like to attract attention and was relatively low-key, but for some reason his mouth was particularly red today, and it’s rare for him to not smile and speak gently. He just hid his chin in his scarf as if he were angry and said, “He’s tall, I can’t control him.”
Then Zhou Cibai quickly said, “No, I am a henpecked man, and I listen to Gu Jiqing.”
Lu Ping: “……”
Chen Ji: “……”
Wang Quan: “……”
After a moment of silence, they turned and left.
Because they don’t want to be made to look ugly, nor do they want to be choked by the sweet conversation between the two.
So there was a magical scene where three straight men were running at full speed in front, and two handsome guys were following slowly behind holding hands, and passers-by on the road couldn’t help but stare sideways.
Xia Qiao and Shen Zhao arrived at Taoliyuan Restaurant earlier than them. While waiting for them downstairs, they were lucky enough to witness this spectacle. Looking at the three people in front of them almost running away, they asked, “You guys went this far?”
The three of them said in unison again, “What went this far?!”
Xia Qiao and Shen Zhao: “?”
Although it is eye-catching for two people to wear a complete set of couple outfits, it is still normal behavior for a couple in love. Is it that exaggerated?
Before they could react, Zhou Cibai had already approached, holding Gu Jiqing’s hand.
They were about to say hello, but two members of the basketball team saw Zhou Cibai before them and greeted him: “Mr. Zhou, long time no see, come over for dinner?”
Zhou Cibai let out an “En”: “It’s my boyfriend’s birthday, come over for dinner.”
“Oh, Happy Birthday, Saozi!”
Both of them were iron-blooded straight men, and they didn’t think much about it for a moment, so they just smiled foolishly.
Then Zhou Cibai asked, “Are you ready for the basketball game this weekend?”
As the captain, Zhou Cibai would ask questions as usual before every game, in the same serious and cold tone. The two immediately said, “Don’t worry, we are ready and will never embarrass our department.”
“Will there be anyone to cheer you guys on then?”
“En?”
“Is there anyone bringing you water, towels, new jerseys, or holding hand-painted banners to cheer you guys on?” Zhou Cibai’s expression and tone were very natural, like a captain’s inquiring tone.
The two of them still didn’t think much about it. “No ah, where did these come from? What? The team is now planning to add a cheerleading team?!”
When the two straight men said the last three words, there was even a glimmer of hope in their eyes.
Then Zhou Cibai put it out the next second: “Oh, there’s none, I just wanted to say that I have one, and that limited edition Kobe autographed jersey that you guys liked so much last time was also given to me by my boyfriend.”
The pride and boasting were evident in his words.
After saying that, he left a message, “See you at the game,” then held Gu Jiqing’s hand tightly and walked away with his head held high, like a canine that had just won a battle.
One can even see his tail wagging wildly in the air.
The two straight men: “……”
Xia Qiao and Shen Zhao, who had witnessed all this: “……”
After the silence, they ran away.
Anyone who gets close to a man with zero IQ in love is a pure-blooded scoundrel.
Gu Jiqing was a little embarrassed at first, but when he turned around and saw the happiness in Zhou Cibai’s eyes, he just hid it in his scarf and secretly curled his lips.
Forget it, all dogs like to show off.
He chose his own boyfriend, so what else can he do except give in to him?
But obviously, the remaining five ordinary friends were not so tolerant of Zhou Cibai. They sat neatly at the table and looked at Zhou Cibai with eyes full of jealousy and disgust.
Zhou Cibai was unaware of this. He just held Gu Jiqing’s hand and sat down opposite them, then asked in a low voice, “Gu Zhizhi, what do you want to eat?”
Gu Jiqing took off his scarf: “Anything is fine, you pick it.”
“En, then how about ordering some sweet and sour little pork ribs first?”
“Okay.”
“Little squirrel fish?”
“Fine.”
“Four Happy Little Meatballs?”
“Alright.”
“Stir-fried little…”
“Zhou Cibai!” Xia Qiao, the most coquettish person at the table, finally couldn’t stand it anymore. “Can you please not add the word ‘little’ to every dish you order?”
Zhou Cibai accepted the accusation without any shame and even said calmly, “It’s Gu Zhizhi, who likes to add a ‘little’ word before speaking.”
Gu Jiqing, who had not realized that he had this habit before, held up the teacup: “……”
If they think about it carefully, it seems to be the case.
Xia Qiao has always known that Gu Jiqing has this habit: “But can it be the same?! Gu Gu is Gu Gu! He looks like that, and everything he says is cute! But you are a 1.9-meter-tall macho! Can you have a little macho consciousness?”
Zhou Cibai remained calm: “If you marry a chicken, you follow the chicken; if marry you a dog, follow the dog.”
After that, he handed the menu to the boss who came to take the order: “Seven more cans of Coke.”
“Okay.” Zhou Cibai used to bring his basketball team members here for dinner, so the boss was very familiar with him. “Anything else?”
“Yes.” Zhou Cibai said without hesitation.
The boss looked up. “En?”
Zhou Cibai pointed at Gu Jiqing, who was secretly eating small peas beside him, and said, “This is my boyfriend.”
The boss, who was suddenly shown affection: “……”
Gu Zhizhi, who was suddenly surrounded by attention while stealing little peas: “……”
And the five onlookers who were once again fed dog food: “……”
Zhou Cibai is really a dog.
But Zhou Cibai looked very serious when he introduced him, as if this was something that had to be done.
The boss could only respond with a yes, then quickly left with the menu, and then excitedly shared the gossip with his waiters.
As the most arrogant person at the table, Lu Ping couldn’t stand it any more: “Zhou Cibai! Is it necessary to be so showy when you’re in love?”
“Of course it is.” Xia Qiao couldn’t stand this bowl of dog food anymore, so he decided to add fuel to the fire. “After all, our Gu Gu is a popular guy. The people chasing after him can line up from the south gate to the north gate of the school. Yesterday, seven people asked me to pass on chocolates on Valentine’s Day!”
As soon as the words fell, everyone at the table turned their eyes to Gu Jiqing again.
Gu Jiqing, who had just picked up another small pea: “……”
He just wanted to eat some peas.
But facing Zhou Cibai’s shocked and questioning eyes, he couldn’t just harden his heart and ignore it, so he could only quickly explain: “There’s none, Xia Qiao lied to you, there aren’t that many people chasing me, moreover…”
Moreover, he didn’t even look at the chocolates before asking Xia Qiao to send them back unopened.
However, before he could finish, a drunken and crying voice came from behind him: “Gu Jiqing!”
Gu Jiqing paused, then slowly turned around and saw a tall, muscular man wearing white sports socks who looked familiar. He was pointing at Zhou Cibai and looking at him, accusing him with tears in his eyes, “You rejected me without even listening to a word I had to say, because you said you didn’t like guys who were too big, too strong, or too muscular. So what’s about him?!”
Gu Jiqing slowly turned his head again and then met the injured and shocked dog-like eyes of Zhou Cibai, who was very big, had a huge difference in strength, and had beautiful muscles.
At that moment, Gu Jiqing, who had done nothing, suddenly felt like a scumbag.
The five people sitting opposite them, who were about to watch the exciting love triangle from a perfect angle, all pulled their chairs back a step in unison.
And there’s also a four-line poem attached in a clear and melodious voice, which was ‘about watching the fun and not minding the trouble’.
Shen Zhao begins: “A wise man does not fall in love.”
Xia Qiao continued: “The innocent repeat the same mistakes.”
Lu Ping clenched his fists: “The widowed king has a degree and doctorate.”
Wang Quan spread his arms: “Building a Beautiful China.”
Chen Ji pointed out the topic: “Oh wow.”
Gu Jiqing: “……”
He suddenly began to worry that he would miss tomorrow’s morning class——
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Note: The part about a wise man do not falling in love is from a network meme, not original.
