Oh, and here’s a little bonus:
1.
One day, Shang Jingyan decided to quit smoking.
Chi Sui didn’t actually mind the smell of cigarettes, but his husband insisted. “I want to take care of my health,” Shang Jingyan declared, “so I can stay with you for a long, long time. I don’t want you to be lonely when I’m gone.”
After that heartfelt promise, Shang Jingyan got serious about working out, focusing on chest and leg exercises. Of course, we all know that deep squats are great for increasing a certain hormone, which, let’s just say, might enhance a certain kind of desire.
This was probably Chi Sui’s sweet yet exhausting new reality.
2.
One day, Chi An’an sneered at Chi Sui. “Your husband must be blind to want you. You’re not even cute.”
Chi Sui raised an eyebrow and retorted without missing a beat, “Not cute? Me? Are you kidding? I’m cute everywhere! Now get lost!”