“Yunqing, look quickly!” Bai Ying saw Xing Lixuan coming down from the second floor, and immediately pointed to Shen Yunqing, “It’s Xing Lixuan.”
Xing Lixuan strode over with a clear destination. In this bar, fish and dragons1fish = small/weak/the lesser one; dragon = big/strong/the better one. mixed together, but even in such a messy environment, it did not affect the dignified and fierce aura around the man.
Shen Yunqing stared at that outstanding man who could be easily recognized in the crowd, his eyes were full of longing and lust.
Bai Ying stuffed the wine glass into Shen Yunqing’s hand, and pushed him, “What are you staring blankly for? Hurry up and talk to him!”
When Shen Yunqing heard Bai Ying’s words, his heart began to waver. After gathering his courage, he clenched his fists and made a decision.
Shen Yunqing stood up and tidied his clothes, walked up to Xing Lixuan with a wine glass, and put on a gentle and harmless smile, “Lixuan, what a coincidence, I met you here.”
Xing Lixuan came straight to Yu Antong. He didn’t expect that he would be blocked by an irrelevant stranger during his quest to confront his lying little brat.
He subconsciously frowned. He didn’t like that someone was in his way, “You are?”
Shen Yunqing’s face turned pale suddenly, and his smile almost collapsed. ‘Xing Lixuan didn’t remember me at all?!’
Shen Yunqing felt a pain in his heart. His hanging hand was clenched into a fist, and the fingertips sank deeply into the flesh. If his nails were any longer, it probably would dug directly into his palms.
Even so, he still forced a smile and said, “I’m Shen Yunqing from the Shen family. We met at the reception a month ago, I don’t know if you remember it?”
Hearing what he said, Xing Lixuan had a slight impression of him. But before he could speak, Yu Antong rushed over angrily like a small cannonball.
“What are you, a man-eater? Or are you a shameless hussy who loves to seduce someone else’s husband?!” Yu Antong pushed Shen Yunqing away, pointed at him and yelled, “You have the nerve to introduce yourself like that! Did your Shen family’s tutor teach you to be a mistress and destroy others’ marriages? Or do you just like being a xiao san that much? What crime did your Shen family ancestors do to give birth to you, an unworthy descendant who corrupted the family!”
Shen Yunqing did not expect Yu Antong to be here. He was praised for being sensible and polite since he was a child, so he was astonished when he was pointed at his nose and scolded like this. Immediately afterwards, he acted pitiful to scare off Yu Antong, “You misunderstood…”
Yu Antong snorted. He could smell the strong scent of green tea2two-faced bitch. from a mile away. “Misunderstanding? I heard clearly what you and your friend said at the bar just now. Let me directly quote you: you said that my husband is not willing to marry me, and you still have a chance. Now that my husband is here, of course you’re going to try to eat some swan meat3a pipe dream..”
Yu Antong was originally raised by a wealthy family, and he knew all his manners. But since he now has transmigrated into a new life, he decided to let go of all of his shackles of shamefulness and social etiquette. He would prioritze his happiness above all of those!
It’s really comfortable to scold people heartily. So what if it looks ugly? It feels good, so he’ll do it.
With an imposing manner, Yu Antong continued, “Oh, I know what you’re thinking. I bet it’s something like “his husband doesn’t like him, but likes me instead. How could he not? I am more beautiful than him, have a better body than him, and am more interesting than him.’ Heh. what makes you so confident, huh? Let’s hypothetically say that my husband doesn’t love me. But will he love you? Or are you just so far up in the stratosphere to know where your place is?”
“You–!!” Shen Yunqing didn’t expect Yu Antong to overhear the conversation between him and Bai Ying. He tightened his heart, pursed his lips and denied, “Don’t talk nonsense, Lixuan and I are just ordinary friends. I just wanted to chat with him talk about business matters.”
Yu Antong could clearly hear Xing Lixuan’s question of his identity, so he snorted hard.
As he chuckled, he continued, “You said you are friends with him? When he didn’t even remember who you are? What a joke. If you want to be a vixen, just do it honestly. No need to pretend to be a pure white lotus4pure-looking, innocent person. as if you didn’t stink like you are bathed in a green tea. Disgusting.”
Shen Yunqing didn’t refute Yu Antong. Instead, he shook his head pitifully, looking at Xing Lixuan with a pale face, as if being framed and bullied by Yu Antong, “Lixuan, I really don’t mean that way…”
Many people in the bar had already looked at them for the commotion they made. Xing Lixuan frowned, “Yu…”
Yu Antong immediately turned to stare at him, with the words in his eyes shining brightly: ‘Shut up, if you dare to say a word for the green tea bitch, try it. Let’s see if you’re ready to face the consequences.’
Xing Lixuan took off his coat in silence and wrapped Yu Antong up. He especially covered up Yu Antong’s exposed collarbone.
He was still pissed by Yu Antong for showing so much skin and dancing like that! Didn’t he know that he was being wolf-whistled and flirted with by so many men!
“You…” Yu Antong didn’t expect that Xing Lixuan called him to give him a coat. He felt sweet and touched.
The person who was attacking Shen Yunqing like a lighted firecracker now instantly turned his head and coquettishly said to Xing Lixuan, “What are you doing~”
Not wanting to be surrounded by people here, Xing Lixuan embraced Yu Antong and said, “I have nothing to do with him. Let’s go back.”
“Wait a minute.” After being teased by Xing Lixuan, Yu Antong lost his anger at Shen Yunqing, and finally let go of him with one final warning, “I tell you, don’t think of my Xing Lixuan. Whatever Lixuan actually thinks about me, I’m still his legally wedded husband. So long we aren’t divorce, if you dare to approach him, you will be a mistress, a shameless homewrecker of a hussy!”
Yu Antong scolded him heartily before being dragged away by Xing Lixuan.
Shen Yunqing stood there in shock. He was being pointed at by everyone in the bar, his face turned green and pale for a while.
He looked at the back of the two walking away hand in hand, the hatred in his eyes rose sharply.
‘Yu-An-Tong!’
Qi Jingyao smacked his lips again and clapped his hands vigorously, “It’s too spicy!! Lao Xing’s wife is really powerful!”
The melon-eating trio hated that they couldn’t hear the sound upstairs, so they had already rushed to the first floor to actually hear the confrontation.
Bao Ji covered his mouth with lingering fear, “It seems that Lixuan really likes his wife. Yu Antong is definitely far-off from his type, but you all saw what he just did.”
“Tsk tsk tsk… that level of possessiveness. I’ll eat my keyboard while doing a handstand if Lao Xing doesn’t like his wife even for a bit. Damn, he really takes off his coat to cover up a sliver of collarbone showing? Just because Yu Antong was being stared at?”
“Anyway, I recorded all of it just now. Do you want me to share it?” Qi Jingyao generously offered.
“Of course!!” His two friends agreed in unison.
After getting into Xing Lixuan’s car, Yu Antong said to Xing Lixuan:,”From now on, stay far, far away from that white lotus. Don’t even talk to him.”
Yu Antong leaned forward, crossed the central control, put his arms around Xing Lixuan’s neck, and said fiercely, “Don’t forget about our contract. If you want to have a relationship with someone else, you have to divorce me first. I don’t care what you want to do after divorce, but if you dare to cuckold me during marriage, I’ll chop your dick off with a rusted knife!”
Xing Lixuan was speechless, “I don’t even know him. What makes you so angry at him?”
Yu Antong answered with a gritted teeth. Remembering it made him seethe again. “I overheard his shameless ass chatting with his friends. He even dared to try actually chat you up despite knowing you’re married. He cannot be a decent person. If I endure this, then I’m a bastard. I’d rather endure prostatitis5inflamed prostate. It makes urinating very hurt + he’s a bottom so… or breast hyperplasia6hyperplasia is a tissue enlargement caused by haywire cell reproduction. It’s an initial stage of cancer. Men do have breasts and can get breast cancer. than ignore him for that!”
Xing Lixuan was silent for a while. He was beyond shook when hearing Yu Antong’s outrageous declaration. He couldn’t help staring at Yu Antong’s flat chest. If he was home instead, he probably would at least feel it up with his palms.
Yu Antong detected this staring. He shielded his chest with his arms, then said with tender eyes, “Hey, men can also have breast hyperplasia. Don’t keep staring at me like that.”
Xing Lixuan was surprised to see that Yu Antong could, in fact, get embarrassed. He thought that his wife’s face thickness can put the Great Wall to shame.
However, in the very next second.
Yu Antong sighed forlornly, “But I understand. What kind of man doesn’t like breasts? I know you like to play with my tits. It’s kinda ticklish there, by the way.”
Xing Lixuan: “…” He hates that he couldn’t even deny that.
But sure enough, Yu Antong is still Yu Antong.
Yu Antong suddenly remembered to ask him: “Husband, why are you here?”
‘Are you hooking up with little goblins behind my back?!’
Xing Lixuan immediately refuted, “This bar was opened by my friend. It opens today. We are invited to have a seat.”
After Yu Antong asked, he regretted that he shouldn’t have brought up this topic. Sure enough, the next second—
The corner of Xing Lixuan’s mouth curled up, and said in a dangerous tone, “What about you, didn’t you say that you are going to celebrate your roommate’s birthday tonight?”
He immediately let go of Xing Lixuan’s neck, and sat down in the passenger seat obediently.
However, Xing Lixuan bullied himself over and said, “Go to celebrate a roommate’s birthday, huh? Which one? Tell me honestly.”
“Just…” Yu Antong said with a guilty conscience, pointing at his index finger, “It’s just that my friend has never been to a bar, so I want to come to a bar to celebrate his birthday. You’ve seen him, by the way.”
Xing Lixuan pinched Yu Antong’s reddish earlobe, “Really?”
“Ah… uhm…” Yu Antong couldn’t make up a convincing story, and gave up on himself, “I just want to come and play, I just want to see what a bar actually looks like. I swear I didn’t do anything else.”
Xing Lixuan had seen this little goblin dancing on the stage. He kept pushing Yu Antong as he sneered, “What else do you want to do?”
“Nothing, nothing else! Don’t wrong me.” Yu Antong turned to Xing Lixuan with a pitiful act. He was trying to endear himself out of this situation, aka his last resort, “Hey, we both came to the bar today. It’s a tie, let’s forget about it, don’t mention it again.”
Xing Lixuan put on his seat belt, started the car, and let him go.
Neither of them had dinner, and when they got home, Yu Antong planned to cook something casually.
“Husband, I want to renovate the kitchen.”
The open kitchen design looked beautiful, but it was not practical. When cooking, the fume will disperse outside even if it had a fume hood. He wanted the kitchen to be a closed one – a separated room, preferably Chinese style.
Yu Antong wanted to talk about this question every time he was cooking. But every time he made dinner, he only thought about eating, and put the matter behind him. This time he finally remembered.
Yu Antong didn’t hear a reply after shouting, thinking that Xing Lixuan deliberately ignored him, so he began to warble as to annoy him into answering him.
“Husband~ husband~ are you there? Please reply.”
Xing Lixuan was answering the phone on the balcony, when he heard Yu Antong’s ghostly wailing and howling, he rubbed his brows and walked to the kitchen. He covered Yu Antong’s mouth and continued talking on the phone, “Okay, I’ll take him back. Hm. Goodnight.”
Xing Lixuan let go of Yu Antong, and asked, “Why are you calling me?”
Yu Antong: “I want to make the kitchen a closed one.”
“Okay.” Xing Lixuan said, “Just now, my mother called and said that my grandmother wants us to go back to the old house to stay with her for two days.”
Yu Antong was not very happy when he heard this. “Can I not go?”
He didn’t want to live with that fierce old lady. Besides… living there was not convenient for his sexual life! With zero pros, and all the cons, he definitely didn’t want to go!
Xing Lixuan insisted, “Just stay for two days.”
Yu Antong replied with a worried tone, “I don’t think your grandmother likes me very much, what if she bullies me?”
The taller man was dumbfounded by this impossible statement. “Who can bully you?”
“I don’t care, you have to promise me that if I quarrel with your grandma, you will definitely stand by my side.” Yu Antong negotiated, “Otherwise I won’t go.”
Xing Lixuan suddenly became suspicious and wanted to ask Yu Antong to come so he could apologize for whatever he did wrong at that time. He also wanted to warn Yu Antong to not made her angry.
But instead, he asked, “Then tell me the truth, why did Grandma appoint you to marry me?”
Indeed, he could also see that the old lady didn’t like Yu Antong. So why did she insisted that he must marry him?
Yu Antong only shrugged. He really didn’t know about this.
If anything, this is the fault of that damned hack author. They made this whole forced-married plotline that was unresolved before the story was discontinued.
Suddenly Yu Antong had a flash of insight. According to the routines of his beloved series he had read in the past–
There is only one truth!7a reference to Detective Conan’s main character (Conan/Kudou Shinichi’s) catchphrase. Before you ask, no, I didn’t google it. I know this by heart <3 stan Akai/Amuro for clear skin.
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