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EAMRF Chapter 17

According to the routine of the novel, this is most likely because Yu Antong will—

Birth! A! Son! 

Old lady Xing obviously didn’t like him but forced Xing Lixuan to marry him. If he could have children, it would make perfect sense.

No! Halt that thought–! 

Yu Antong broke into a cold sweat from his own conjecture. He and Xing Lixuan enjoyed adult happiness almost every day, but they never took any protective measures.

In this kind of novels, the domineering president was always a one-shot hit. Isn’t it possible that he already has a baby in his stomach?

Impossible, impossible! He remembered that there was no childbirth label in this novel.

Without that Mpreg tag, there shouldn’t be a miracle of him actually getting pregnant. 

Although the author of this book has collapsed logic, collapsed character design, and finally dropped the novel unfinished, he believed…

What believing!! 

The more Yu Antong thought about it, the more panicked he became. That spicy chicken1trashy author might do something unbelievable like this! 

Xing Lixuan caught the panic on Yu Antong’s face and said, “Forget it, you don’t want to say…” 

“No.” Yu Antong took his big, warm, and dry hand, “Do you think I will be able to get pregnant?”

Xing Lixuan didn’t expect Yu Antong to start talking nonsense in order to avoid his question. He had to give credit to his acting though, it was very realistic. Xing Lixuan laughed angrily, “Then let me try actually putting a baby in your stomach.” 

“No…” Yu Antong knew that Xing Lixuan would not believe it. After thinking about it a little more, he also felt that it was nonsense, “Forget it. If you don’t believe me, I will let it go.”

Before going to bed, Yu Antong remembered that the name of his shop had not been decided yet, so he annoyed Xing Lixuan, “Husband, what do you think is a good name for my shop?”

Xing Lixuan was leaning on the bedside reading a book. He paid attention to his nominal wife and replied, “What type of name do you think of?”

Yu Antong thought for a while and said, “It needs to be Chinese, high-end, and poetic.”

Xing Lixuan gave a perfunctory suggestion, “One Taste Restaurant2一品居 “yīpǐn jū”; as in, you will only need one taste to discern that the food is delicious. Very cheesy name..” 

Yu Antong was full of disgust. “It’s too vulgar. Go to the street and see, eight out of ten restaurants have this name. No no no, I want to be unique.” 

Xing Lixuan closed his book, lay down and prepared to sleep. “Then think for yourself.”

Yu Antong muttered and stayed awake, which annoyed Xing Lixuan.

Xing Lixuan turned over and held him down, “Since you don’t want to sleep, then let’s do something else. Be productive.” 

“You’re so annoying.” Yu Antong complained dutifully.

In the next second, he was enjoying himself fully, getting addicted to Xing Lixuan’s tight abdominal muscles. While drooling, he ran his fingers to his husband’s abs as he said, “Honey, I’m going to start exercising tomorrow too.” 

Xing Lixuan knew Yu Antong wouldn’t do that. Instead, he kissed him, “I’ll support you.” 

The thin waist, covered with a thin layer of muscles, was flexible and powerful.

Yu Antong: “I don’t want to train my abs, I want to train my butt so it will look better.” 

Xing Lixuan’s breathing became heavy as he imagined Yu Antong’s splendid butt getting even better-looking. “Stop talking nonsense. Or else, I won’t give you mercy.” 

Just as Xing Lixuan prepared to eat the main course, Yu Antong suddenly pushed him away. “Not today.”

Xing Lixuan’s arrow was on the string3as in, he was already ready to “shoot”, but Yu Antong suddenly rejected him. The veins on his forehead tensed up. “What’s wrong?” 

Yu Antong moved aside, “You are not wearing a condom.”

Xing Lixuan gritted his teeth. He didn’t know what was on Yu Antong’s tangled mind. “We never used that thing before.”

Yu Antong frowned as he struggled, “No, what if I become pregnant and swollen?”

Who knows if there was such a bloody setting in this world as a man giving birth.

“Yu Antong!” Xing Lixuan was really going to be pissed off by him, “How long do you want to play with this nonsense?”

If Yu Antong could really give birth, he would have gotten pregnant so many times with the rate of them having sex. 

“I’m not talking nonsense.” Yu Antong pouted aggrievedly. Hey, he also wanted to get into the main course! 

But, he knew that Xing Lixuan’s engine had already started going. So he instead offered, “Then can I help you with my hands?”

Hearing this, he immediately lost interest. “Shut up and go to sleep.”

Yu Antong didn’t dare to provoke him again, so he closed his eyes obediently. But during the night, he tossed and turned and couldn’t fall asleep. It was only in the middle of the night that he felt drowsy enough to actually sleep.


Yu Antong was walking on the street and saw a restaurant opened. The restaurant was full of seats and the business was booming. He walked over to have a look.

When he entered the store, the waiter hurriedly said to him,: “Boss, you are here, we are all busy today, there are too many customers.” 

It turned out to be his own store, but isn’t his store still being decorated?

Yu Antong walked into the back kitchen, wanting to help Zhao Juan, when he felt his legs getting tugged by something.

Looking down, a little toddler came from nowhere, hugging his leg and not letting go. When the toddler saw Yu Antong looking at him, he grinned and giggled: “Up, up.” 

‘A child brought by a customer? The back kitchen is not a place where children can play. It’s too dangerous.’

Yu Antong knelt down and asked him, “What’s your name? Where are your parents?”

The people in the back kitchen all looked at Yu Antong when they heard his question, all confused. “Boss, what nonsense are you talking about? This is your son.”

Yu Antong said in a panic: “No, no…”

Then, he immediately tried to explain his confusion. But no one believed him. The little boy also began to cry.

“–Yu Antong, wake up.”

Yu Antong woke up suddenly. He took a deep breath and felt relieved. It turned out to be a dream.

Seeing that he woke up with a pale face, Xing Lixuan asked, “Did you have a nightmare?”

Yu Antong shook his head and did not speak.

It was bright outside – time to get up. He still had class this morning, so he needed to hurry up. After the two had a sumptuous breakfast, Xing Lixuan drove him to college.

When Xing Lixuan’s car drove away, Yu Antong did not enter the school, but immediately bolted to a pharmacy near the school.

There, he immediately asked to the worker there–

“Please help me get a box of pregnancy test sticks.”

Yu Antong was so worried that he wasn’t very aware of his surroundings. He went to a quiet place safe enough for him to do the test – the toilet cubicle of the college’s teaching building. There, he used the pregnancy test sticks according to the instructions.

He held his breath, nervously waiting for the result.

‘Buddha please bless me. Jesus, please spare your mercy to me, Amen. Avalokiteśvara… wait, no–’ 

Yu Antong held his breath and concentrated, begging all the gods in his heart nervously.

Five minutes passed, and… one line appeared on the pregnancy test.

A negative. 

“Huh—” Yu Antong let out a long breath.

Sure enough, he was the one scaring himself. He wasn’t pregnant despite having unprotected sex almost every day with Xing Lixuan, so that means it was impossible for him to have a child.

He’s safe!

He can continue to get his nightly cream dose! 

Yu Antong let go of his nervousness, and immediately went along to do his day-to-day life.

In the evening, Xing Lixuan took Yu Antong back to the Xing family’s main house. 

The old house was a Chinese-style courtyard manor with a large yard and a small rose garden at the east wing of the house. Unfortunately, the flowering period has passed and only a few small flower buds remain.

Yu Antong looked around the yard and said to Xing Lixuan as he walked, “Honey, you haven’t even sent me flowers.” 

Xing Lixuan knew it was just a whimsical request, so he ignored him. Instead, he said, “If you don’t like anything, just pretend you didn’t hear it. Don’t make Grandma angry.” 

Yu Antong exploded like a hissy cat when he heard this. He stopped, and shook off Xing Lixuan’s hand, “Why do I pretend to be deaf when I have ears? She is not in good health, so I have to bend backwards to her every whim? Why should I be wronged like this? Huff.”

Xing Lixuan coaxed him, “…I have to wrong you this time. You are doing me a favor, so I will buy you whatever you want, okay?”

“You promised me to stand on my side. You can’t take-back your promise!” Yu Antong childishly refused, and wanted to leave, “Let go, let me go back!” 

“Ah, Lixuan and Tongtong are back.” Mrs. Xing saw the two of them from the window, so she came out of the house.

“Mom.” Xing Lixuan greeted back. He put his arms around Yu Antong, and whispered to him, “I promise to give you a face, okay. My mother is watching, let’s go in quickly.” 

“It’s not too bad.” Yu Antong stared. He understood, so he immediately smiled as he greeted Mrs. Xing too. “Mom.” 

He didn’t know if it was his delusion, but Yu Antong felt that as soon as he entered the room, the eyes of Mr. Xing, who was sitting in the living room, first fell on his stomach.

His heart tensed immediately, and then he relaxed again. It must be because he has been keeping this matter in his heart, so became too sensitive. 

He just bought a pregnancy test stick to test today, and it proves that he isn’t pregnant at all. He will not get pregnant in the future too! 

Mr. Xing wore a pair of glasses and looked like a gentle person. It was a mystery on how his son was someone with such a domineering aura. Maybe it’s the ML buff.

Mr. Xing didn’t have the talent to do business, and he knew it. So, he let his son run the company while he can be leisurely as the vice-president. In all but formality, Xing Lixuan was already the owner of the family business. It’s that he’s still too young for now.

Xing Lixuan didn’t see his grandma, and asked, “Dad, where’s Grandma?”

He replied, “The old lady said she was sleepy in the middle of the afternoon, so she’s still sleeping upstairs now.”

Mrs. Xing pulled Yu Antong so he sat down. She wanted to have a chat with her “daughter-in-law”, but she didn’t know what kind of topic that would interest a young man like him. 

Yu Antong was also a little embarrassed, and it happened that the housemaid came over and asked Yu Antong if he could eat spicy food.

“Yes.” Yu Antong sniffed the smell of food on the housemaid, “This scent… you made Cola Chicken Wings, yes? I really like this.”

Mrs. Xing smiled. “Tongtong has a good nose! I heard you are coming here today, so I asked Lixuan on what dishes you like.” 

“Thank you, Mom.” Yu Antong thought that there was finally a topic, and he said with a smile, “Mom, what do you like to eat? I’ll make it for you some other day.”

“There’s an Auntie4not a real aunt, but a housemaid/househelper/housekeeper. here, how can I let you cook?” She continued, “Don’t worry about that, plus Mom knows that the men in our family – ah, not you – have a bad stomach and can’t eat irritating food. It’s a hassle to plan for their food, but thankfully, Auntie is a very good chef, so I can ask her to make some tasty food for them.” 

Mr. Xing couldn’t help but expose her lies, “You also have a bad stomach, mainly because you keep trying to lose weight in an unhealthy manner.” 

She immediately scolded her husband, “Save some face for me, would you? Not in front of them!” 

It can be seen that the couple are in a good relationship. It made Yu Antong a little envious, but he kept his gentle smile throughout. “Still, let me make you a dish. I’ll make sure it’s delicious and won’t irritate your stomach.”

“Aiyah, this kid. Mom just said otherwise, there’s no need…” 

She wanted to stop him, but Xing Lixuan stopped her in her tracks, “Mom, let him go.”

Xing Lixuan also followed into the kitchen, while the parents looked at each other with confusion in their eyes– 

After all, they knew that their son never went into the kitchen.


The author has something to say:

Yu Antong: God have mercy! 

Avalokiteśvara, Bodhisattva of Infinite Compassion: Got it!

(Yu Antong did not get mercy.)

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  • 1
    trashy
  • 2
    一品居 “yīpǐn jū”; as in, you will only need one taste to discern that the food is delicious. Very cheesy name.
  • 3
    as in, he was already ready to “shoot”
  • 4
    not a real aunt, but a housemaid/househelper/housekeeper.

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