In the following week, Yu Antong was extremely busy. After a food magazine editor tried the food of Immortal’s Banquet, they wanted to invite Yu Antong for an interview. But he temporarily refused, and everything was postponed until he got through the damned midterm. He even had to throw Xing Lixuan into the no-sex zone for a while.
After finishing the last test and walking out of the classroom, Yu Antong seemed to be reborn into a new man altogether. During lunch, he rubbed his neck and said to Han Lele, “I always keep my head down when I’m reciting and studying, and I feel like I’m about to get a cervical spondylosis.”
“Who isn’t? I swear to God that all my brain juices went down as my tears. Fuck…” Han Lele complained. Suddenly, he remembered a good place to relax, and he offered, “Let’s go for a massage. I know a shop with a very good service. Their services are top-notch, totally recommended! I’ve been there before, and my muscles really relaxed after one session.”
“Alright, I’m in.” Yu Antong finished eating and followed Han Lele to the massage parlor.
The place Han Lele was talking about was a luxurious-looking bathing center. When the front desk asked him what set they wanted, Han Lele thought about it and said, “The one 2999 yuan package, please.”
He remembered buying this massage package before.
The beautiful receptionist in a short skirt led the two of them through the corridor and into the private room. “Our masseur will be here soon, please wait a moment.”
Lying on the massage bed, Yu Antong couldn’t help thinking of some illegal places. Before the masseur arrived, Yu Antong and Han Lele joked, “Are you sure it’s a legitimate place? We won’t get arrested by the anti-pornography police, yeah?”
“Haha, what a scene if that happens!” Han Lele was amused by the thought, and laughed for a long time before saying, “Don’t worry, I’ve been to this store. Plus, I saw my brother and his friend going here too. So this place is a legit massage parlor!”
After a while, two female masseurs came in. Yu Antong felt a little pain from the massage, and chatted with the masseurs in order to divert his attention, “Are there many people who come to massage every day?”
One of the masseurs replied, “There are fewer people during this time period. Usually there are many customers in the evening, and everyone is off work at night. Generally, no one will come for inspection.”
Yu Antong felt that there was something wrong with this statement, but after thinking about it, it might be just because such a massage parlor might be a key target of the anti-pornography campaign.”
Feeling the female masseur touching his leg, Yu Antong squirmed and said, “Just massage my neck and the back of the shoulder, please.”
Two hours later, Yu Antong and Han Lele came out of the police station after telling their testimonies.
The two of them didn’t want to say a word. They never thought they had the gift of prophecy– what they joked earlier came true.
The place they went to wasn’t a legitimate massage parlor. But it was that kind of place instead.
Just now at the police station, Han Lele called his brother to help him out.
Han Xingyan immediately knew his brother was in deep trouble as soon as he got the call. “Lele, where did you go again?”
Han Lele was about to cry, “Ge, I was arrested by the police… What’s going on?”
Han Xingyan remained silent.
That time when Han Lele ran into him going to that kind of place with his friends was him discussing business. He lied to his brother that he was just there for the massage service. Han Lele said he would want to try it too, so he could only quietly greet the manager and give him a pure massage to fool him.
Who would have thought that this unlucky child would go again? On top of that, it happened to be at the time when the owner of the massage parlor had offended someone and was punished by this sudden police raid.
Han Xingyan quickly contacted someone he knew to fish out the two hapless fools.
Yu Antong didn’t dare to go home, he was afraid that Xing Lixuan would strangle him impulsively after knowing this.
Han Lele wanted to strangle his brother to death.
Xing Lixuan received a call from Qi Jingyao, and when he heard that Yu Antong was arrested for suspicion of hiring a prostitute, he was confused beyond belief.
Thinking he heard it wrong, Xing Lixuan asked, “What did you say, repeat it again?”
Qi Jingyao was almost laughed to death by Yu Antong and Han Lele’s actions. “You read the news yourself.”
<1919 Bronze Eye V>: The local police seized an illegal massage parlor and arrested more than 20 prostitutes, clients, and managers. Among them, two male college students, Yu and Han, claimed that they really came for the massage services, and they didn’t know the secret “services” the parlor provides… [Video]
It was originally just very common social news, but when a big verified account clicked on it out of boredom, they laughed until squealing like a pig. Of course, they graciously spread the word around.
<Today’s Most Sand Sculpture1sand sculpture is generally used humorously to describe weird or stupid but funny behaviors or lame jokes. Memes are included in this. V>: Promise me to click on it, I’m about to die of laughter…
In the video, Yu Antong and Han Lele were caught by the police who broke into the door. Han Lele said, “We have nothing to do with yellow2has pornographic connotation things! I swear! We’ve been wronged.”
The policeman looked serious. “Ask among the arrested people who didn’t call for injustice, and which one was really wronged!”
Sure enough, the other men who were arrested said in unison. “ We were wronged too.”
In the end, one of the female “masseurs” that attended Yu Antong and Han Lele vouched for them.
During the interrogation, she said, “That little brother really didn’t know that there was a special service, and he kept hiding when I wanted to touch him. At first I thought he did it on purpose.”
The policeman: “Why do you think he really didn’t want it?”
Female worker: “Because they ordered the relatively expensive 2999 package, which includes that kind of service. Sometimes the customers we meet like to have fun, like role-playing and so on.”
“I wanted to touch him later, but he said ‘no, no more,’ and wanted to leave. I didn’t know that he really wanted to come for an actual massage, and then the police came and they got caught alongside the others. It was like this.”
<Classmate Xiaoming>: This year, sand sculpture news has started to focus on quality. [laughing and crying]
<Nine Peak Mountain>: Even the policeman-ge who’s a part of the raid couldn’t hold back his laughter.
<Aloe Vera Water>: As a sand sculpture news connoisseur, I am usually immune to low quality garbage. But this news are beyond gourmet level, hahaha~
<Xiao Zhe>: I knew that there would be more and more sand sculpture news at the end of each year.
<Southern-style Noodles>: Hahaha, if you do this, the other players will be under a lot of pressure.
In the video, both Yu Antong and Han Lele were mosaiced, but the editing was very careless, and there were even a few moments in the video where their faces could clearly be seen. Soon this news was seen by the students of A University, which triggered another trove of massive news forwarding.
<Cats’ Paw Bean>: After reading it several times, I finally confirmed that this little brother is from our school. Hahaha, it is really too miserable.
<Fur Sniffer>: The Internet celebrities in other schools are all school girls, or they are talented. I never thought that the Internet celebrities in our A University were popular through the stupid shit they’ve done.
<Storm Mountain Range>: Isn’t this the handsomest boy of our School of Economics and Management! I’m 100% sure this is the result of being forced to do midterm exams!
<I’m the School’s Bully>: Midterm exams are harmful, and I suggest A University should cancel all midterm exams.
<Gululu>: I also have a video of this little brother’s performance at the school’s cultural festival. It’s super beautiful. I wanna rewatch it.
<High Quality Imitation Account>: Can you save some face for him? Y’all already strip him naked at this point.
<I’m a Devil>: You bad guys, don’t spread the word that the little brother is Yu Antong, a student of the School of Economics and Management. You don’t hear it from me, and you certainly shouldn’t spread it anymore 🙂
<I’m a Devil>: Hahaha, whatever you do, I don’t know about Yu Antong’s name, or where he studies, or what his major is~
In the end, A University’s official account even responded. It reminded students that the midterm exam is not easy, and they need to be careful to choose a massage parlor if they want to relax.
Yu Antong answered the phone call from Xing Lixuan with trembling hands, his voice was weak. “Hello?”
Xing Lixuan sneered and said, “Okay, you’re pretty good. Last time you played in a bar without telling me; and this time you went straight to hiring a prostitute?”
Yu Antong knew that Xing Lixuan knew about it as soon as he heard it, and he cried in injustice. “No, I really just want to get a massage, why is it so difficult for me!”
Xing Lixuan’s voice was cold. “Now, where are you?”
Yu Antong: “I’m at Han Lele’s house. Husband, do you want to pick me up?”
Xing Lixuan didn’t reply. Instead, he hung up the phone directly.
Yu Antong nervously sent him a location.
Half an hour later, Yu Antong was picked up by Xing Lixuan.
“My husband, wuwu3crying noises– I’m ashamed to see people now,” Yu Antong cried and threw himself into Xing Lixuan’s arms, “Everyone knows that I’ve been arrested for ‘soliciting prostitutes’ now!!”
“You can only cry now,” Xing Lixuan’s voice was frosty cold, “No need to explain what happened. You didn’t dare to tell me earlier?!”
This was the real reason that made him angry. If something happened, Yu Antong didn’t look for him and even avoided him. If Yu Antong actually informed him earlier, Xing Lixuan would definitely suppress the matter so that Yu Antong wound’t be ashamed like this.
Yu Antong didn’t expect this to be blown up out of proportion online. He thought the matter would be finished after he was lectured by the police officers. Who would have expected that his fuck-ups would be plastered all over the Internet now, just like what he had done to that Green Tea Shen not long ago. If that fake white lotus knew about it, he would be dying of laughter.
Yu Antong said weakly, “I’m afraid you’ll be angry.”
Xing Lixuan: “I’m even more angry now.”
Yu Antong wanted to withdraw herself from Xing Lixuan’s arms. This doggy man was currently too fierce to be coaxed.
“Don’t move,” Xing Lixuan pressed him into his arms, his voice softened a bit, “You aren’t going to do something stupider now, right?”
Xing Lixuan thought, ‘Damn it. I should’ve fallen for this idiot now. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have these intense emotions and be this caring over this dumbass. Who knows my taste in men to be this shitty…’
Xing Lixuan patted his head and comforted him. “It’s okay, I’ll have someone delete all the news. Everyone will forget about it in a few days.”
Yu Antong hugged him and grumbled, “Yeah…”
The transmigrator, The author, Yu Antong actually imagined that one day he would become a winner in life. His business would become a household name, a real tycoon in the food industry.
But he never thought that his first explosive popularity was because of this news…
It was too difficult for him. Really too difficult!
This was a level of shame he never experienced before!!
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