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EAMRF Chapter 24

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Xing Lixuan was so angry that he gritted his teeth. “Divorce? Don’t even think about it!”

Xing Lixuan tore off the quilt and went to bed, stretched out his long arms, and hugged Yu Antong into his arms. Very tightly.

Yu Antong writhed like a big worm, trying to break free.

“Pa, pa!”

Xing Lixuan gave him two slaps on his butt again. “Don’t move, sleep well.”

Yu Antong was drunk, thinking that Xing Lixuan really hit him, he felt wronged. He cried loudly, throwing a tantrum. 

“Wuwuwuwuuuu— Husband stinky! So cruel!!”

“…baby?”

“I’m your baby now? Rub baby then, so it won’t hurt anymore.” 

Xing Lixuan had no choice but to follow suit. He held Yu Antong in his arms, put his big hand on the (gently) slapped buttoks and gently rubbed it. He also kissed Yu Antong’s smooth forehead and softly said, “Baby, be good.”

Yu Antong inhaled, gradually feeling comfortable. “Ah, um, be gentle~”

Xing Lixuan was teased by this vixen, and it took him a long time to put the said drunk vixen to sleep. He himself closed his eyes and painfully waited for his nether region to calm down. 

He finally understood–

Yu Antong could be messed with when he’s sober, but definitely not when he’s drunk! 

When Yu Antong woke up the next day, he saw Xing Lixuan’s dark face. Yu Antong rubbed his head, remembering what he did last night, and he didn’t blame Xing Lixuan for his dark face.

But Yu Antong was thick-skinned enough, he was still fearless in front of Xing Lixuan’s face that could freeze people into ice cubes. He chose to flatter Xing Lixuan to the heavens, hoping that he wouldn’t be retaliated against. 

Yu Antong flatteringly said, “Oh, why don’t I remember that I changed my pajamas? Husband, did you help me take a shower and change my clothes? I knew it, my husband is definitely the best man in the world!”

Xing Lixuan’s complexion softened a bit, but he still snorted, “Do you remember when you said you were going to get a divorce last night?”

Yu Antong turned his back to Xing Lixuan and slapped his mouth. ‘Fuck my shitty, drunken mouth!!’ 

He knew that he must not divorce or leave him now. Xing Lixuan is such a fine man and a damn fine top. He knew tops are as rare as phoenixes nowadays, where else can he find someone as good as Xing Lixuan so easily? 

Thinking of this, Yu Antong couldn’t help but feel a little worried. If the two of them divorced half a year later, and he was still alive and well… how could he lower his “bar” after tasting such a fine delicacy as Xing Lixuan? 

But, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain1this is another popular euphemism for sex lol. in the end. No need to worry so much now. Yu Antong turned to Xing Lixuan, a pure, flower-like smile bloomed on his face, “Did I say that? No, definitely not! I love you so much, how could I ask for a divorce! You can’t randomly arrange crimes for me while I’m drunk and unconscious, you know!” 

The prisoner Yu Antong refused to plead guilty! 

Xing Lixuan: “Are you serious?”

He just started to like Yu Antong a little bit, but Yu Antong refused so vehemently. 

Usually Yu Antong likes to say things like “I love you so much” and the like, but Xing Lixuan had never taken it too seriously. Now that he thought about it, Yu Antong always behave decently outside with proper boundaries. It was completely different in his spoiled and coquettish way when talking to him. 

So, in other words– 

Yu Antong must really like him. That’s why he always clings to him, and the love words that he pretends to be cheap were actually his honest feelings. Xing Lixuan analyzed the situation with his 150 IQ and came to this conclusion.

Maybe it was because of the fake agreement to divorce at the beginning that made Yu Antong act this way. But secretly, he slowly tries to endear himself towards Xing Lixuan. At the time of their half-year agreement, he’s sure that Yu Antong would definitely try to coax Xing Lixuan not to divorce him then. 

‘Such a clumsy disguise, I actually only saw through it today. Since Yu Antong loves me so much, I will strive to like him more in the future.’

…in actuality, Yu Antong himself didn’t know that his flirtatious behavior successfully convinced Xing Lixuan into thinking that he likes him. 

Yu Antong was still nodding his head, saying, “True, it must be true. My love for my husband is more real than 24k gold.” 

Meanwhile, his thoughts went, ‘Sigh… this young master sure is fussy. Obviously this is just a strictly arranged marriage… with some benefits, still– but I have to blow rainbow farts2excessive praise and show my loyalty so he won’t sulk. This is truly a young master’s disease.’

Xing Lixuan tried his best to keep the corners of his mouth tight to prevent Yu Antong from seeing his smile. He was 100% sure that Yu Antong couldn’t bear to leave him. 

The atmosphere was harmonious as expected to a newly-wed couple, but in fact, this pair of chicken-and-duck were conversing on a whole different server3chicken-and-duck conversation: two people who had two whole different conversation on the same time; misunderstanding due to differing interpretation.

Xing Lixuan was coaxed by Yu Antong early in the morning and was in a great mood, and it was only after sending Yu Antong to school that he remembered the male classmate who was pestering Yu Antong yesterday.

He said, “Your classmate, I warned him to stay away from you yesterday. If he comes to harass you again, you can tell me.”

Yu Antong replied, “Don’t worry, I have nothing to do with him, I can handle it myself.”

Xing Lixuan noncommittally affirmed, but he inwardly thought, ‘I know you have nothing to do with each other. It’s me who has problems with him.’ 

Later that day—

Mr. Xing, who was fully convinced that he’s in a loving marriage, was very cheerful and talkative during work-time. 

His subordinates showed him the revision plan of the game project produced by their company. After reading it, Xing Lixuan made a suggestion, “The rewards of the marriage system can be increased by half. There are too few tasks for the husband and wife pair, so we need to increase it.” 

Knowing that his suggestion seemed to be out-of-place, he further elaborated, “Couple activities can increase players’ love and sense of belonging, so that our players will be more sticky to our games and will not easily abandon the game.” 

The subordinate: “…” 

‘A year ago you said that there were too many unnecessary couple-only activities…’ 


He Bin was shocked by Xing Lixuan at the Immortal’s Banquet. When he returned to school in despair, his girlfriend called.

He Bin glanced at the caller ID and turned his phone to silent irritably, pretending not to see it. He was very annoyed today and didn’t want to serve his girlfriend’s spoiled young lady’s explosive temper. 

However, the other party’s calls came in one after another, and He Bin finally answered it. As soon as he got through, he heard a savage female voice come shouting from the phone.

“He Bin, why did you not answer my calls! Do you want to break up…”

He Bin took the phone away from his ears in disgust, thinking, ‘If your father hadn’t been one of the university’s higher-ups, I would have broken up with you a long time ago!’

He Bin wanted to stay in school as a teacher after graduation. His girlfriend’s father had a certain right to speak in A University, so He Bin has been doing his best to please his girlfriend. But his girlfriend’s domineering lady’s temper was approaching the limit of his patience time and time again. He didn’t want to feel bossed around constantly like this. 

Forcibly enduring and coaxing his girlfriend well, He Bin lay on the bed thinking wildly.

If he had accepted Yu Antong back then, everything would have been different. He would have become richer than those idiot rich second generations in the dormitory. Why would he stay in school as a poor teacher!

Yu Antong would only try to curry favor with him, and would never be as unruly and capricious as his current girlfriend.

The more he thought about it, the more unwilling he became. No, he couldn’t just give up on Yu Antong like this. He didn’t believe that Yu Antong had no feelings for him so soon.

The inflated desire made He Bin forget Xing Lixuan’s warning. He found Yu Antong’s WeChat account and sent him a message.

He remembered that Yu Antong had asked for his WeChat at the beginning, which made him more confident that he could coax Yu Antong back.

<He Bin>: Xiao Tong, do you still remember when we first met?

He Bin waited for more than ten minutes after posting, but he did not get a reply. So he continued to send messages.

<He Bin>: I remember that it was the first day of school. You dragged a lot of luggage, and your face was flushed with exhaustion.

<He Bin>: Although your face is covered with sweat, I still think you are very good-looking. I helped you move your things to the dormitory, and you thanked me with a smile. I still remember your shy and cute smile. 

<He Bin>: Then, we talked and learned that we both have the same major. I think this is fate.

He Bin went to sleep satisfied after posting these things. Chasing people should not be too hasty, but should be done step by step. He believed that Yu Antong would soften his heart and turn to him in a few days.


In the next day, Yu Antong didn’t look at his mobile phone after getting drunk last night. When he arrived in the classroom, he still had a little time before class began. He took out his mobile phone to play as he was feeling rather bored. But as soon as he turned on the mobile phone, he saw a bunch of messages sent by He Bin.

The more Yu Antong scrolled further, the uglier his face became. This kind of shitty fate is something that karma gave him after accumulating for eight lifetimes. 

Just when he was about to block He Bin, Han Lele sat next to him.

Han Lele said, “What are you looking at? Why does your expression really look like that old man on the subway looking at the reaction meme package on his mobile phone, hahaha.”

Yu Antong ignored his comment and asked, “Do you know He Bin from our class?”

Han Lele shook his head. “Just an ordinary classmate. Why do you suddenly ask him?”

Zhao Peng and Sun Ming also entered the classroom at this time, and after hearing their conversation, Zhao Peng remembered a gossip around He Bin. “He Bin? I remember his girlfriend is from the Political and Education Department of our school, specifically the deputy director of that department.” 

Yu Antong was absolutely flabbergasted. “Ah?! Isn’t that deputy director a middle-aged uncle with a big beer belly? Last time he became an invigilator of the midterm exam, he almost caught Han Lele with his cheat sheet. How could it be that he’s He Bin’s girlfriend??? Fuck, this is too harsh.” 

Thinking about it made his eyes burn.

“Bah bah! I forgot to mention the most important point!” Zhao Peng immediately realized, “I mean, his girlfriend’s father is the deputy director of the Political and Education Department.”

Yu Antong was relieved for a second, but then, he realized, “He actually has a girlfriend.”

But he still dared to say some serious nonsense to him yesterday. This person is a scum. 

“He Bin is not bad looking, it’s normal for him to have a girlfriend,” Zhao Peng joked, “Are you sour because you’re single? By the way, there are quite a few girls chasing you this semester. Why don’t we talk about one? Let’s see which meimei is interested in you.”

‘Fuck, I’m a married gay man. But if I say that at this point, you’ll be scared.’ 

Yu Antong instead perfunctorily said, “Han Meimei’s official partner is Li Lei.”

Zhao Peng: “…Antong, have you been learning to tell bad jokes recently?”

After hearing that He Bin had a girlfriend, Yu Antong suddenly had an idea. He smiled like a little devil, and instead of blocking He Bin, he replied to his message.

<Yu Antong>: I still don’t want to contact you in the future. 

He Bin, who was sitting in the front row of the classroom, was overjoyed when he received a reply. Yu Antong’s willingness to reply to him proved that he still had a place in his heart. Otherwise, why didn’t he block him?

He turned his head and wanted to look at Yu Antong, wanting to send him an affectionate look, but Yu Antong kept his head down and didn’t give him this chance at all.

He Bin can only send him a message.

<He Bin>: But I can’t forget you, you know. I dreamed about you last night.

<Yu Antong>: Your girlfriend will misunderstand what you said. 

<He Bin>: Is it because of her that you want to break up with me?

<Yu Antong>: We have nothing to do anymore. I really don’t like you, so don’t send me any more messages.

The more Yu Antong said this, the more He Bin thought that Yu Antong just cared that he had a girlfriend. In his mind, Yu Antong intentionally showed intimacy with that man in the Immortal’s Banquet that day to stimulate He Bin.

<He Bin>:  You don’t know, she has a spoiled personality and a harsh temper, like an unreasonable princess. I am really unhappy with her. I told her to break up a long time ago, but she has been pestering me.

<He Bin>: She also threatened me with her father’s status, saying that if I broke up with her, she would ask her father to drop me out. But don’t worry, for you, I will definitely break up with her.

Yu Antong asked Han Lele to get the WeChat account of He Bin’s girlfriend through the girls in the class. Then he took screenshots of the chat records between him and He Bin, packaged them and sent them to He Bin’s girlfriend.

He heard that He Bin’s girlfriend has an explosive personality, so he doesn’t care what happens next.

Within a few days, Yu Antong’s counselor held a meeting for them.

“I believe all the students have heard that He Bin from our class was reported because he published a fake thesis, and thus has been dropped out from college. Everyone should also start preparing their graduation thesis. I hope students can learn from this incident and correct their way of thinking. Do it with honesty and integrity.” 


Time flies, and after entering December, a northerly wind blows, and the temperature suddenly drops.

The colder the weather, the more people will want to eat hotpot. Immortal’s Banquet official account posted a new message.

<Immortal’s Banquet> V: Mister Boss’s newly developed hotpot base will be on sale tomorrow! I secretly took a picture of the Boss’s back when he’s cooking, don’t you think he’s very handsome? [Picture]

<Little Fairy>: It’s nothing special to take pictures of his back. If you have the ability, take a frontal photo!

<Coupons for Detergent>: What kind of celestial gege is this? He is handsome and good at cooking. I really want to marry him and take him back home.

<Women’s Singles Champion>: I don’t want the hotpot base, I just want that xiao gege~

<Rice Eater>:  Who doesn’t want him? After all, with him around, you have everything.

<Don’t Dare to Move>: I know that you say you are the Boss’s face fan; but in fact, you have already opened the shopping interface and waited to grab the hotpot’s base!

<Slow Hands>: Haha, you saw through me. @<Immortal’s Banquet> After you posted this on Weibo, I hurried to work overtime so I can go home early tomorrow, and get the item while the stocks are still around. 

<Microscope4not really the science-related microscope, but more of the ability to see itty-bitty details on photos/videos. Girl>: My xiao gege has such a thin waist in an apron, ah. I want to hug him, hee hee. 

<Not Older Than You>: Is my xiao gege short of a girlfriend? What to do, what to do? I want to be the first to eat him! 

Yu Antong, who was called “celestial-like” and “xiao gege” by various netizens, was currently playing a little personality test that wasn’t scientific. 

“Husband, you can try it too. I think it’s pretty accurate. The test result says I’m a pessimist…” 

“Unexpected.”

Xing Lixuan pushed away the mobile phone that Yu Antong handed over. Only in this kind of non-scientifically based test questions can tell Yu Antong that he’s a pessimist.

If Yu Antong were a pessimist, there would be no optimistic people in this world.

Yu Antong nagged him, “Try it! Husband~ husband~”

Xing Lixuan: “Don’t bother me.”

The two were arguing when Xing Lixuan’s phone rang, and Xing Lixuan wrapped Yu Antong into his arms, ” Don’t make trouble, it’s a call from my mother.”

“Hello Mom, why are you calling so late?”

Yu Antong moved closer to Xing Lixuan’s face and listened together.

Mrs. Xing’s anxious voice came, “Son, your grandma is in a coma and is being rescued in the hospital. I don’t know what’s going on. Your father and I are both in the hospital. Come here quickly.” 

Xing Lixuan replied, “Mom, don’t worry. Just tell me which hospital, I’ll go there right away.”

After hanging up the phone, Xing Lixuan said to Yu Antong while getting dressed, “I’m going to the hospital, you just go to bed first, don’t wait for me.” 

Yu Antong refused, saying, “I’ll go with you.”

The old lady was kind to him, and he also wanted to see how she was.

Xing Lixuan relented easily, “Alright.”


The author has something to say: 

Xing Lixuan: My wife loves me to death.

Yu Antong: You are being delusional. 

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  • 1
    this is another popular euphemism for sex lol.
  • 2
    excessive praise
  • 3
    chicken-and-duck conversation: two people who had two whole different conversation on the same time; misunderstanding due to differing interpretation.
  • 4
    not really the science-related microscope, but more of the ability to see itty-bitty details on photos/videos.

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