“You’re talking nonsense again!” Xing Lixuan said sullenly, “Sit down and go home.”
Fearing that Yu Antong would tease him again, Xing Lixuan quickly fastened Yu Antong’s seat belt and “tied up” the vixen before quickly starting the car.
Xing Lixuan was driving the car, so Yu Antong didn’t provoke him anymore. At this time, the little brat in his stomach kicked him again, making Yu Antong groan.
“What’s wrong?” Xing Lixuan immediately noticed Yu Antong’s situation.
Yu Antong patted his stomach as a greeting to his son, and complained to Xing Lixuan in a whiny manner, “Your son is getting stronger and stronger. Now this stinky brat can kick me very hard. He bullied me even before he was born.”
Xing Lixuan held the steering wheel, paying attention to the road conditions, and chuckled when he heard Yu Antong’s sullen words. “I told you to discipline him when he’s born, but you are not willing.”
Yu Antong imagined the baby’s white and tender appearance, so of course he wouldn’t agree to Xing Lixuan’s joke. “By the way, I almost forgot, I haven’t bought our son’s clothes yet!”
At first, they didn’t know the gender of the child, so they didn’t buy it. Later, when they knew the gender, Mr. and Mrs. Xing happily wanted to buy clothes and toys for their grandson, but for some reason, there was no movement.
Yu Antong remembered this and asked, “Didn’t Mom say she wanted to buy clothes for Xiao Nian? Why didn’t she buy them?”
Xing Lixuan replied, “Mom said she was afraid that her eyesight would be outdated and the clothes she bought would not look good. So she asked me to shop with you.”
The cause of the incident was that Mrs. Xing talked about buying clothes for her grandson while chatting with a friend of hers. Her friend said that she bought a bunch of clothes for her grandson with great joy, but she was angry at her daughter-in-law for not using any of them, citing that it doesn’t look good and too outdated for the current trend.
Mrs. Xing hesitated after hearing this, and thought carefully that it would be better for the parents to buy the grandson’s clothes in person.
Yu Antong has a good personality, so he wouldn’t dislike the clothes his mother-in-law bought for his son despite how tacky it was. But still, she thought that it wouldn’t be good for depriving these new fathers from buying their own child’s clothing. After all, it’s a fun part of being parents.
Let the two of them start by buying clothes and baby formula for the child together, and develop feelings for the child before the child is born, and gradually get used to it. In the future, after the child is born, they will not be in a hurry, and the family relationship will be more harmonious.
Mrs. Xing’s many years of life experience told her that the younger generation’s affairs should be left to the younger generation themselves. While she and her husband will just help take care of their little grandson after he is born.
“I think Mom has a good eye, like the coat she bought for me last time when I went on a trip, it looks good.” Yu Antong didn’t think too much about this matter. “You can go shopping with me. I’m too idle at home anyways, this is a good chance to stretch my legs to the great outdoors.”
Xing Lixuan nodded at his proposal. “Well, I will accompany you this weekend.”
There were quite a lot of people in the shopping mall on weekends, but the maternity and baby products store that Xing Lixuan and Yu Antong came to was expensive and there were relatively few people.
“Welcome…” The store assistant saw a customer coming, and blurted out a sentence habitually. But then, she froze in place once she realized–
Isn’t this Yu Antong who is very popular in a gourmet variety show she is watching?!
The tall man who came in with him was Xing Lixuan! He is the richest man in Jiangcheng!
It turns out that the richest man will come to buy clothes in person like ordinary people, so down-to-earth.
No, a small children’s bib in this store can be worth a month’s salary, which is not down-to-earth at all!
Hey, it seems even more wrong! This is a maternity and baby products store!
Although Yu Antong and Xing Lixuan were married and have obtained a certificate, where did the two men get a mother and baby from?
The store assistant’s brain was very confused for a while, and a sliver of clarity suddenly flashed out of the mess.
People don’t necessarily come to the maternity and baby products store to buy things for their own use. Maybe it’s a friend who has a baby and they wanted to buy some items as a gift.
This kind of situation is very common. What happened to her today, she actually thought of… a certain fanfic she read on the internet. It started out as a joke, but it quickly spiraled into a serialized good reading material. It made her so excited to see the real person all of a sudden.
Recently, Yu Antong and Xing Lixuan were very popular on the Internet. Because of their status as a “not-celebrity” with actual relationships, their pairing quickly got popular. It was more realistic, they are both first-class handsome guys in appearance, and they are wealthy. The attribute bonus made many people excited for a while.
However, there was too little information about Yu Antong and Xing Lixuan on the Internet. But it only made their imagination run wild. Under Yu Antong’s statement on Weibo, someone began to write a sweet little joke about the two of them, and many people liked it.
Later, the netizen directly started to write small fanfic about the two of them on their Weibo.
Seeing that someone said that Yu Antong seemed to be a little rounder than in the first issue, that netizen directly wrote a story about him getting pregnant.
The store assistant came back to her senses, and said with a standard smile, “What do you need?”
In this store, all kinds of small clothes, small socks, small shoes, baby formulas, bibs, and others are classified into categories, and they are fully displayed. This is the first time Yu Antong has come to this kind of place, and he is dazzled by the sight. He suddenly feels that he has to buy everything.
He said to the store assistant, “We’re going to take a look around first.”
“Okay.”
Yu Antong picked up a small sky-blue fleece sweater and said to Xing Lixuan, “Husband, this clothing is so small, can Xiao Nian wear it?”
Yu Antong held up the clothes in front of Xing Lixuan, and Xing Lixuan’s tall figure made this children’s clothing even smaller than it appears.
The store assistant following them saw that the two of them really didn’t understand the situation, and said, “The one in your hand is suitable for babies around 10 months old. May I ask how old the child you are buying clothes for?”
“This is actually worn by a 10-month-old baby. What about the newborn baby?”
Yu Antong was full of surprise, the clothes of a 10-month-old baby were so tiny, so wouldn’t the clothes of a newborn baby be even tinier?
The store assistant led them to the next area and said, “I would recommend this baby set as a gift for a friend. Is your friend’s child a boy or a girl?”
Yu Antong and Xing Lixuan looked at each other in silence.
No wonder the store assistant’s reaction was so normal. It turned out that she mistakenly thought that they bought it as a gift for a friend.
Yu Antong couldn’t explain more to outsiders, so he followed the store assistant’s thoughts. “It’s a boy.”
“Then this light blue one is very suitable.” The store assistant said, “This one with the brown bear pattern is also good.”
“These are one-piece with pull buttons at the crotch, which is convenient for changing the baby’s diaper. The fabric is made of pure cotton, which is very soft, skin-friendly and breathable. This will not itch the baby’s skin or cause a rash.”
Yu Antong touched the fabric, and it was indeed very soft. He said to Xing Lixuan, “It’s really small, the whole set of upper and lower pieces is only so small, so cute.”
Yu Antong’s fatherly love was aroused all of a sudden, and his eyes were full of tenderness and love when he looked at the little clothes.
Looking at him, Xing Lixuan could imagine Yu Antong hugging Xiao Nian in the future, and his eyes softened a little. He hugged him and said, “How stupid, how big can a newborn child be?”
“Then how about buying this little rabbit one?” Yu Antong caught a glimpse of a one-piece with a pattern of a fluffy white rabbit gnawing a carrot on the front.
“Good.”
“I want this little yellow duck one, and also that sun-patterned one.”
“Mn.”
“This little strawberry one is so cute, I want it too!”
Xing Lixuan reminded his wife who was overwhelmed by fatherly love and was on a shopping spree: “This is pink.”
The store assistant said at the right time, “A newborn child grows very fast, so you don’t need to buy so many clothes.”
Yu Antong got the memo. There were a lot of good-looking ones, all of which he really wanted, but it would be a waste to buy too many and not be able to wear them. So he said, “Let’s just buy these.”
“Wait a minute, I’ll ask someone to get all the goods you want aside from our stocks. Do you want this strawberry one?”
Yu Antong nodded. “Yes.”
“Okay, let’s see if there is anything else you need.” The store assistant went to talk to her colleagues.
While looking at other cute little clothes with regret, Yu Antong said to Xing Lixuan, “Boys wearing pink clothing is fine, besides, they’re so cute! I still wear pink clothes, aren’t I good in them?”
Xing Lixuan had packed Yu Antong’s clothes before when they went to America. Xing Lixuan might know more about the clothes in Yu Antong’s closet than Yu Antong himself, but he does not remember that Yu Antong has pink clothes.
Yu Antong saw Xing Lixuan’s hesitation, and reminded him, “It’s on our nightstand.”
Their nightstands are full of underwear…
Xing Lixuan suddenly remembered the pink playboy bunny suit that Yu Antong bought.
He lowered his voice and whispered in Yu Antong’s ear, “…It’s cute, if you like it so much, you can wear it for me after you give birth.”
Yu Antong smiled and replied, “I have a lot of new styles in my shopping cart.”
He’ll wear them after the buns in his oven finish baking~
Xing Lixuan stopped the topic in time. “We’ve bought enough clothes. Let’s go to the toy section.”
“By the way, we haven’t bought the shoes yet.”
“How can a newborn child wear shoes?” Xing Lixuan’s knowledge of parenting during this period is not in vain, and he is much more reliable than Yu Antong. “A child typically only needs one after 8 months old, before that are all purely for cosmetics’ sake, and a newborn really doesn’t need one. Let’s wait to buy those when the time is nearer so we can get a more accurate size.”
“Is that so?” Yu Antong felt a little guilty, feeling like he was too irresponsible as a father, “What about the socks? Do we need to buy socks?”
“Socks are needed.”
Yu Antong already felt that the baby clothes were very small. He was delightfully surprised at how much tinier the socks are.
He tried it with his hands, but he could only fit his finger inside it. He put it on his index finger, moved his fingers to show Xing Lixuan, and said cheerfully, “This is too cute!”
Xing Lixuan only thought his wife was the cutest, and wanted to kiss Yu Antong very much, but unfortunately it was in a public place.
In the end, Yu Antong bought a lot of baby toys and small clothes, and also bought a small cradle.
If it wasn’t too early to buy baby formula, he would also like to buy it together.
The small cradle was inconvenient to take, so Xing Lixuan left his home phone number and address for the store to deliver, and they took away the other things directly.
When checking out, facing customers who spend a lot of money, the teller habitually said, “You can pay attention to the official website of our store. If you have new products you like, you can call us directly, and we will send them to you.”
Yu Antong nodded. “Thank you for the information.”
–This store is not bad, and he can still buy things for Xiao Nian from here in the future.
“Thank you for your patronage, we’ll wait for your next visit.” The store assistant handed over the shopping bag, and Xing Lixuan took it.
After seeing off these two big customers, the store assistant felt that something was wrong the more she thought about it.
Generally, when people buy baby products to send to their friends’ children, they buy at most 2 sets of clothes. If they have a good relationship, they might buy 3.
But she has been in the business for more than two years, and she has never seen such a variety of purchases as Yu Antong and Xing Lixuan. They bought almost everything, including a cradle.
This doesn’t look like they buy it for a friend.
Obviously, it’s more like a husband accompanying his pregnant wife to buy things for their child.
But the two of them…
The store assistant’s mind was muddled. It was filled to the brim with the mpreg fanfic she read last night…
The author has something to say:
Store Assistant: I always feel that something is not right.
T/L: just a rant. As a newly-minted Auntie™, I have bought some baby clothes. Why the fuck are they so expensive??? When they’re so small AND will get outgrown in a matter of weeks?? I bought one (1) tinie pink dress for my niece and it costs like, 2-person dinner at a nice restaurant in my city. Capitalism at its finest…
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