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“You really didn’t think about what you said just now, did you? What are the two big men doing to pay attention to the official website of our maternity and baby products store? They are buying things to give to friends, and they won’t be repeat customers.”
The store assistant was still thinking about it, then she heard the annoyed voice of her colleague at the counter.
“!”
The store assistant was shocked! She also recalled it, but just now Yu Antong nodded seriously and agreed!
What does this mean?!
Again, this led the store assistant to think about that mpreg fanfic she read.
“But the handsome guy just now is pretty nice.” The counter colleague hasn’t watched “God of Chefs” and doesn’t know Yu Antong. “Maybe I will pay attention in the futu– hey, Yunyun, what is your expression? Why do you look surprised?”
The store assistant called Yunyun shook her head, shaking off those messy thoughts, “It’s okay, I was distracted and thought of something just now…”
Indeed, Yu Antong should have just responded politely, how could it be what she thought?
Everything is a coincidence!
Although the store assistant knew that Yu Antong was unlikely to be pregnant, once this idea stayed in her mind, it was difficult to get rid of it. When watching the new episode of “God of Chefs”, she still couldn’t help but pay attention to Yu Antong’s stomach.
It’s a pity that this episode of the show was filmed on a different location, and the weather in Jiangcheng turned from warm to cold, so the contestants all wore thicker clothes than previous episodes.
Yu Antong was wearing a long black cashmere coat. She could only see that he looked fairly slender with fair skin. It was impossible to clearly judge the circumference of his waist and abdomen.
Seeing nothing, Ge Yun stopped paying attention to these and began to concentrate on watching the show.
Seeing a group of contestants follow the host into a quaint bluestone alley, her curiosity was also aroused.
As a native of Jiangcheng, she has only heard of “Bijiang Garden”, but has never been there. It was said that the price of the dishes there was sky-high, to the point it wasn’t affordable to many people. She doesn’t know what kind of place it is.
When she saw Xing Lixuan quietly stuffing the thermos cup into Yu Antong’s hand, she shouted excitedly.
“Ahhh!”
‘Xing-zong is too pampering!’
Her roommate saw this, and was taken aback by her excited scream. “Yunyun, what are you doing?! You scared me to death.”
“Look at the latest episode of ‘God of Chefs’!” Ge Yun said excitedly, “Xing-zong and Yu Antong are too sweet!”
This little trick of stuffing things secretly really squeezed her heart.
Xing Lixuan quietly stuffed Yu Antong with something, Yu Antong was surprised for a moment, saw that it was him, then looked in front and behind, and took the initiative to walk beside Xing Lixuan.
These two people looked so real, like two elementary school kiddies in love – when the whole class went on a spring outing together, the two people who were secretly in love give each other something in a hush-hush manner, looking at their surroundings because they are afraid of getting caught by their classmates and teachers.
Thinking so, Ge Yun posted her thoughts into a barrage.
Her roommate also watched this show, but she didn’t want to watch it at night, because it’s easy to make her hungry and thus, not sleepy. But now Ge Yun already peaked her curiosity enough to make her not drowsy, so she decided to watch it now.
“Ah! I’m dead!”
A few minutes later, her roommate also burst into a burst of idiotic giggles, rolling around on the bed, unable to calm down the excitement in her heart.
Ge Yun waited for her roommate to calm down, wanting to watch it simultaneously with her. “Yes, yes! They are so sweet.”
Ge Yun usually does not turn on the barrage when watching dramas or watching variety shows, because she thinks it interferes with her focus. But this time she was too excited to care, and plus, she felt that she needed to pour out her thoughts otherwise she’ll blow up like a balloon.
During the few minutes of waiting for her roommate, her barrage comment resonated with many people.
[Sister, please say more!]
[Sister, you are so good at describing! That’s how it feels! Especially when Tongtong looked back and forth at his surrounding. That’s so cute!! It really looked like an elementary school child’s first relationship~]
[I said this feels a little familiar, and now I remember why. Isn’t this what I looked like when I secretly fell in love with the class monitor in the 5th grade of elementary school!]
[Sister, you reminded me of when my husband and I fell in love at school, it was such a warm and sweet youthful memory.]
[The way they whispered side by side is so cute, it reminds me of my deskmate and I back then!]
[+1, it’s a pity that the little ambiguity between me and my deskmate was noticed by the teacher, who then separated us promptly. My budding puppy love was quickly cut short…]
[This little action is too sweet! It looks like when my high school deskmate brought me breakfast. Now we encourage each other to prepare for our postgraduate entrance examination.]
[Looking at how sweet your puppy love is, it makes me sour. My puppy love doesn’t like me at all. He agreed to date me just to copy my homework! Knowing the truth, I was furious and broke up!]
[Hahaha, I’m dying from laughing, this is too miserable!]
[Fuck! Why do you all have the experience of puppy love! This auntie-single dog only remembered about that time I secretly ate instant noodles while the teacher was writing on the blackboard while I was in class!]
[The one who ate instant noodles earlier, that image is clear inside my head!]
[Hahaha! Eating instant noodles secretly is too relatable. I have done it before.]
[I really want to know what they are talking about!]
[I also want to know, is there any lip-reading master here? Please help us mortals translate them!]
The shot was taken from the side and rear of the group of people, and there was no special close-up of Yu Antong and Xing Lixuan. It was simply the audience’s sharp eyes that picked out these details.
Their mouths flapped as they spoke to each other, but it was impossible to hear what they’re talking about.
Just as Ge Yun was thinking about it, she saw a barrage flying by that shocked her.
[I rewatched this scene 20 times, combined with the following content, I roughly guessed the content of the conversation between the two, PS: there may be discrepancies]
[Confused Yu: “What is this?” Xing: “The porridge you like to drink.” Happy Yu: “When did you pack this? I don’t even know.” Xing: “When you went to change clothes after breakfast.”]
[Yu: “Thank you husband, I love you!” Xing: “I will talk about this payment when we are home.” P.S: these two sentences are purely my own delusion]
[666! Kneel down to God.]
[Sure enough, there are talents everywhere when you eat sugar!]
[Hahaha, pure delusion is okay. “When we are home”… this fits into Xing-zong’s possessive personality. Sister, you are not delusional, you are simply making a logical deduction.]
[I want to hear a few more passages from this sister.]
Ge Yun continued to look down, and the group entered Bijiang Garden. Ge Yun also followed the camera perspective like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, admiring the garden-like architectural design of Bijiang Garden1referring to the classic novel “Dream of the Red Chamber” when the humble, modest Grandma Liu was in awe of how magnificent the Grand View Garden was..
With pavilions, a small artificial lake, rockery, and bamboo, this place allows people to clearly feel the charm of the traditional Chinese beauty as soon as they step into it. It made people feel awed and peaceful at once, looking forward to enjoying a table of delicious food that impresses the taste buds.
Ge Yun licked her lips. This show is a treasure show. Not only can she see many classic Chinese dishes and the innovative dishes of the contestants, but now she can also see one of the oldest restaurants in Jiangcheng.
Not long after, the main event started and the contestants began to cook, and Yu Antong’s performance in this episode also caused many audiences to debate.
[What is Yu Antong going to do?]
[Sit down and drink porridge? So leisurely?]
[It turned out that the thermos cup Xing-zong gave Tongtong was filled with porridge, I thought it was tea.]
[The way he takes a sip and blows it… why does he look so much like my own retired grandfather?]
[Hahaha, my grandfather also looked like this when drinking herbal tea!]
[Tongtong is so thick-skinned, ah.]
[Thin down your skin! Feel the pressure like other players!]
[A few days ago, I liked Yu Antong quite a lot, but his behavior just now was too arrogant. No matter how good his cooking skills are, he can’t disrespect his opponent like this.]
[That’s right, Xie Wenchang was already nervous enough, no need to rattle him even more.]
[Ah, I thought Yu Antong was a bit too much when I watched it for the first time, but after rewatching it later, I found that Yu Antong’s actions actually made everyone more relaxed. He must be a kind person.]
[I agree with you, he must have done that on purpose to let everyone relax. It can be seen later that the other players don’t hate him at all. When Yu Antong ran out of time, Xie Wenchang also gave him a reminder.]
Ge Yun looked at the barrage and saw this and felt nervous all of a sudden, Yu Antong didn’t have enough time to cook later?
Ge Yun couldn’t help wondering what was going on, but she was reluctant to speed up the progress bar. She wanted to know what happened, but after struggling with her decision for a moment, she decided to patiently wait until it unfolded on its own.
Now she sees Yu Antong leisurely chatting with the host while drinking porridge, and she can’t help feeling nervous for Yu Antong.
‘Why are you still leisurely! Hurry up and cook, it’s not too late to chat after cooking!’
Ge Yun wanted to rush to the scene to remind Yu Antong.
Finally, when Lin Haoning came over to call Yu Antong, Ge Yun breathed a sigh of relief. “I’m so anxious! A contestant who was eliminated in the last round was because he didn’t finish the dishes on time, and Yu Antong dared to play like this.”
Her roommate said, “The emperor isn’t in a hurry, while the eunuchs are. I think he knows it well. Look at him, he has already assigned all the work of handling the ingredients.”
“I hope so.”
The two continued to watch, and when they saw that Yu Antong hadn’t served the food in the last 2 minutes, her roommate also became nervous. “No way, really screwed up?”
“Why do you think he was so leisurely at the beginning! He’s so crazy! There’s plenty of time!”
As soon as Ge Yun finished speaking, she saw Yu Antong complete all the actions at the last minute and serve the food successfully!
[Finally!]
[It made me nervous for nothing.]
[This control of time is too accurate, I am convinced!]
[This can be said to be at a professional level, pour tea for the boss!]
[The boss will not drink the tea you poured. He’s already full of porridge.]
[Hahaha! I searched for the same type of thermos he had, but I saw the price and knew I couldn’t afford it. It was a humbling experience.]
In the final score, Yu Antong lost to Fu Fengxing by 2 points, ranking second among all the players.
Because the dishes drawn by each contestant are different, there are difficult dishes and easy dishes, so the results of this round of the competition have a certain element of luck in it.
The dish made by Yu Antong is too simple to make, and it belongs to a dish with a relatively light taste. Even if he is impeccable in knife skills, arrangement, and taste, it is still not as strong as the one made by Fu Fengxing. He got a flavorful dish that easily enchants everyone.
Yu Antong didn’t feel frustrated. He had expected this result from the first time he saw the name of the dish he had drawn. After all, it was just a plate of steamed fish. Unless other contestants who had drawn more difficult dishes than him performed abnormally, he won’t get first place.
He is not a god, and it is normal to lose and win. If anything, such an unpredictable outcome only makes a competition even more exciting.
[This episode is finished already? So fast!]
[The difficulty level of the dishes in this issue is different. I feel that the results of such a comparison are not reasonable, and I hope to improve in the future.]
[Looking forward to the next episode.]
Both the show and the barrage are very interesting, and Ge Yun had a good time watching it as a whole. After watching the whole episode, she realized that her mouth was sore from laughter.
It was already quite late, and she had to get up early to go to work tomorrow, so she hurried to wash up and go to bed. The thought of suspecting Yu Antong’s pregnancy before she started to watch this episode had long been forgotten by her.
A few months later, she once lamented that she was only a little bit away from the truth!
