CW: Some level of fatphobia. They clearly commented in a joking manner (and not malicious about it) but it does get too far.
As soon as Xing Lixuan appeared, there were more comments in the live broadcast room.
<Fried Chicken with Spicy Pepper>: The figure that flashed by just now is Xing-zong, right?
<Kidney Bean>: It’s Xing-zong!
<Durian Candy>: What does Xing-zong call Yu Antong? !
<Glass Bead>: So flirty~Baby, this title is so sweet, I’m dead, I’m dead!
<Small Dimple>: Xing-zong’s “Baby” made me scream excitedly, and my face was full of Auntie’s smile.
<I Have a Mine at Home>: Xing-zong’s voice is too sexy. I can use his voice as the inspiration for my expensive SSS-level 2D husband!
<Papaya>: I think Xing-zong normally helps Yu Antong cook.
<Stir-Fried Kidney Beans>: I didn’t expect the cold and domineering Xing-zong to have such a homely side.
Yu Antong was frying shredded pork with green peppers, completely forgetting about his live broadcast. He said, “I won’t make broccoli today, you can put it in the refrigerator.”
The spicy crayfish that was cooked on the side continued to emit an attractive aroma, which made Yu Antong want to eat it, but he couldn’t spare his hands while frying.
He said to Xing Lixuan, “Husband, help me peel a crayfish, I want to eat it.”
“Open your mouth.” Xing Lixuan peeled one and brought it to his mouth, and then fed him a few more.
<Jiuniang Yuanzi>: Oh my god, Yu Antong’s voice is so meng1Chinese word of moe, ah! Did he forget that he was still streaming? ()
<Crossing the Rice Noodle Bridge>: Yu Antong is so good at sajiao2acting spoiled/cute. In Korea, this would be “aegyo”, who can stand up to that kind of intimate pleading? So full of sweet affection, no wonder Xing -zong is so fond of him!
<Want to Eat Moon Cakes>: I can’t compare to him as a girl, I really want to have this kind of lethal max sajiao skills!
<Glutinous Rice Dumpling>: I want such a cute boy too!
<Hongyu Mantang>: During the “Here Comes the God of Chefs!”, those two are already sweet. I didn’t expect that it can be multiplied by x100 in private!
<Make a Key>: I also want to eat crayfish, and I also want someone to feed me!
<Make a Key>: Then I ask myself: do I deserve it? Can I have Yu Antong do sajiao to me? I do not deserve it! Only worthy of holding lemons and crying!
<Pan-fried Dumpling>: Now it’s clear, Yu Antong’s chubbiness is indeed because he was fed by Xing-zong!
<Splendid Lobster>: Hahaha, for real too. I saw it with my own eyes, and even took a screenshot.
Yu Antong ate a few spicy and delicious crayfish meat, smacked his lips in satisfaction, and suddenly remembered that he was still on the live broadcast!
‘Fuck fuck fuck!! I’m so stupid!! How could I forget about this!’
Yu Antong suddenly raised his head to the upper left.
“What’s wrong?” Xing Lixuan asked.
Yu Antong put the mobile phone on the cabinet, the angle was just the blind spot of Xing Lixuan’s line of sight, blocked by the solid wood cabinet wall, so he couldn’t see a mobile phone at all.
Yu Antong grinned awkwardly, as if he had a toothache, and turned off the fire of the frying pan. “I forgot that I was still streaming.”
As Yu Antong said, he took down his phone, and now it’s very clear when he reads the comments.
<Express Delivery>: Tongtong, don’t eat too much! If you do, your waist will be as thick as a tree trunk!
<The Utmost Big Orange>: Hahaha! Sexy streamer getting fat online!
<Bramble Fruit>: Tongtong, have you forgotten your title as God of Chefs? You should be a food streamer who cooks, not a mukbang streamer.
<7 Second Memory Fish>: Hahaha, Yu Antong really forgot that he was streaming!
There are already more than 5,000 people in the upper right corner of the live broadcast interface, and the number is still increasing.
Why are there so many people!
Yu Antong saw that there were a lot of viewers in the live broadcast room at some point. He was already recognized – and they were saying that he was fat!
He said, “I’m not fat, if you say I’m fat, I’ll be angry!”
The audience only thought he was joking, and the comments became more vigorous.
<Emergency Meeting>: Yes yes yes, you are not fat, you are just round!
<One-track Path>: Well, well, everyone knows that you are not fat, you are not fat, hahaha~
<Chubby>: Is that meat on our Tongtong? That is the symbol of Yu-laoshi’s culinary skills and Xing-zong’s full love!
<Chubby>: No, it should be that we are the same (Doge head)
<Cuckoo Chicken>: Let’s not get Mutong Mutong angry. Let’s not talk about it (cover mouth and laugh).
Yu Antong frowned, these viewers were stubborn and toeing the line, but he still had nothing to do with them. Instead, he handed the phone to Xing Lixuan. “Look! They all say I’m fat! Am I really fat?”
During his pregnancy, he had to be weighed everyday to monitor his health. And indeed, he has gained weight as normal. However, it’s easy to gain body image issues when he looks in the mirror everyday. Yu Antong didn’t feel that he was fat, so he attributed the increased weight to his son.
It’s not that he’s getting fat, it’s that Xiao Nian has grown up!
Xing Lixuan looked at the comments and said expressionlessly, “He’s not fat.”
The audience met Xing Lixuan’s piercing glare. They all suddenly felt a chill on the back of their necks, feeling threatened.
<The Utmost Big Orange>: He’s not fat at all! How could the God of Chefs be fat!
<Chubby>: It must be the phone’s camera problem! Garbage camera, actually made my dear chef looks fat!
<Cuckoo Chicken>: Forgive me, Xing-zong. I made a typo. If you want to blame it, blame the godforsaken input method!3Chinese typing/input method: The most common one is you type the pinyin of the word using the latin alphabet, then pick the appropriate character for it. Since you pick it from a list, it’s easy to click the wrong one, especially if it’s a rare character. Example: you want to type “忠 (loyal)”, so you type “zhōng” and pick the proper character. But since the word with that sound is A LOT, and it’s listed in descending order (from most frequent usage to least), you can easily pick “中 (middle)”. There’s also another typing method, which is using a radical keyboard (so rather than latin alphabet, it’s made of the radicals of Chinese characters). It’s more intuitive to the character itself, but it’s not as wide-spread.
<Pan-fried Dumpling>: I hereby declare that my account has been hacked just now, and all the remarks just now have nothing to do with me!
The trend of comments changed instantly. The sand sculpture netizens made up all kinds of reasons to deny the statement just now, but there were still reckless folks who were not afraid of death.
<Dragon-slaying Sword>: Xing-zong, even if you see your spouse with a thick beautifying filter, you still can’t deny the truth! (I’m also someone who has fought against the richest man in Jiangcheng, and I am also the richest man if I round it up)
<Enthusiastic Uncle>: Brother upstairs, you dare to say this? Delete it quickly!
<Dragon-slaying Sword>: What will happen if I don’t delete it? Come ban my account if you dare! (Furry monster emoji)
<Enthusiastic Uncle>: Yujian Live is a subsidiary of Jiangyue Group! Xing-zong is the president of Jiangyue Group, don’t you think he can get someone to ban your account?!
<Dragon-slaying Sword>: What?? Xing-zong, I was wrong! My Lord, forgive me! (kneel down)
<Band-Aid>: Good luck, don’t forget to list your inheritance. Entrust us with your dream, we will raise funds to buy you some funerary items.
<Crispy Chicken>: That comment is harmful, don’t listen to it. Remember, “it’s getting cold…”4a joke referring to the famous (?) line of “It’s getting cold, it’s time for the Wang family to go bankrupt.”.
<Enthusiastic Uncle>: Aiyah, young people are so reckless nowadays! Remember kids, if you fuck around, you will find out.
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Xing Lixuan handed the phone to Yu Antong, and comforted him, “You are not fat at all. Your weight is healthy.”
“I will never stream again!” Yu Antong took the phone and quit the live broadcast as he spoke.
<Hongyu Mantang>: Tongtong, I was wrong, please don’t turn it off…
The audience was forced to leave the live broadcast room before they could finish typing a sentence of regret to persuade him to stay.
Yu Antong put the phone into his pocket. “Let’s eat.”
Xing Lixuan wrapped him in his arms, held his squishy face, and lowered his head slightly, “Don’t be angry.”
Yu Antong saw that Xing Lixuan was nervous about him, and the gloom in his heart dissipated immediately. He kissed Xing Lixuan on his tiptoes, and then he giggled. “No, I’m just a little upset. They say I’m fat, but I’m not! And I can’t tell the truth!”
Xing Lixuan felt distressed for a moment, and regretted letting Yu Antong conceive this child and letting him bear something he shouldn’t have suffered.
Xing Lixuan hugged Yu Antong tightly. “Just this one, I will never let you do this again.”
Yu Antong took the opportunity to get benefits for himself. “It’s good that you know that I work hard. You have to treat me better in the future, dote on me and never dislike me~”
Xing Lixuan asked, “When did I ever dislike you?”
“You asked me this? When I said I was going on a trip, you told me to go to sleep quickly, as dreaming in sleep is faster than flying a plane.” Yu Antong immediately listed all of his grudges he wrote down in his heart. “And the time I was going to learn to drive, you said it was lucky I am not taking a pilot’s license test, otherwise my ego will float up even higher!”
“Didn’t you say these things? Doesn’t this mean you do dislike me?!” Yu Antong’s ability to mix up the truths and lies was first-class, “That is to say, I can bear your bad temper. Without me, you will definitely be a bachelor for the rest of your life. “
Xing Lixuan squeezed this squishy rambler’s small-but-chatty mouth, shushing him manually. “I don’t know that you can hold grudges so well. Am I mad at you, or are you mad at me, Little Petulant Brat?”
‘I definitely can’t spoil Yu Antong too much. Else, he’ll become even more temperamental.’
Xing Lixuan thought of that, but his voice was full of tenderness and indulgence, betraying his mind.
After hearing this, Yu Antong pulled his hand away, hugged his husband’s strong waist, and pressed against Xing Lixuan’s chest. His demeanor changed into being more seductive. “What’s wrong with that? You already know about my temper.”
As he spoke, he still rubbed his body against Xing Lixuan’s body to endear himself. Xing Lixuan’s chest swelled up, and his heart softened.
Xing Lixuan rubbed Yu Antong’s soft hair, his eyes were full of tenderness. He smiled and whispered, “Little Dainty One.”
The corners of Yu Antong’s mouth raised uncontrollably. His man really needs to be trained. This doggy man didn’t like it at first when he asked him to call him baby, but now he calls him various nicknames.
He couldn’t stand Xing Lixuan calling him like that. If not for his current physical condition, he would definitely fight Xing Lixuan on bed for 300 rounds!
The author has something to say:
Tongtong: I’m really not fat!
Xiao Nian: I can prove it for my Daddy!
