The first fallen leaves were blown away by the autumn breeze and flew through the classroom of Xingshang High School’s Senior F class.
At the back of the classroom.
Lin Shen leaned against the wall with one hand, making a standard kabedon pose.
He leaned his head down and saw a cute girl in school uniform looking at him with a pair of deer-like eyes.
At that moment, the girl’s pretty face was flushed red and her bright eyes were full of burning anger.
“Let me go!” The girl yelled at him.
Even though she was angry, her voice still sounded very crispy and sweet.
Just like the sweetest apple in autumn, like the tinkling of the spring in the cave, and it’s even more like the gentle singing of the yellow thrush1A type of bird.
Overall, it was very refreshing and pleasant to the ear.
Lin Shen was stunned by the shocking description that suddenly popped up in his mind.
He had never been a literary man!
Even more, he wasn’t someone who likes to tease girls.
He was just about to let go of the girl to end the awkward kabedon, however a mysterious and powerful force stopped him.
In the next second, he opened his mouth completely involuntarily and said, “Okay~ Su Tiantian if you let me kiss you, this young master will let you go!”
“Shameless!” The teenage girl, Su Tiantian’s face turned red and her eyes became brighter.
Wait!
Lin Shen suddenly sucked in a cold breath of air —–
The vigorous girl in the classroom!
The kabedon!
The guy who likes to tease and bully teenage girls!
And this Su Tiantian……
She… Isn’t she the female lead from the campus novel «The Evil School Grass2School grass means the most handsome boy in the school Will Eat You: Little Sweetheart, Don’t Try to Escape!» that my sister was reading!
Lin Shen couldn’t believe it and looked with disbelief at Su Tiantian, who was against the wall by him.
She had large round eyes and a straight nose.
The melon-like face was small and delicate.
She was wearing a beautiful vintage fork noble girl’s school uniform that could only be seen in anime.
Lin Shen once again tried to withdraw his arm to let go of Su Tiantian.
However, he found that his palm seemed to be glued to the wall with superglue as his body was so stiff that he couldn’t move at all.
He suddenly had a meltdown.
You can tell just by listening to the name «The Evil School Grass Will Eat You: Little Sweetheart, Don’t Try to Escape!» that it was definitely a campus novel written by Mary Sue.
This was the female lead, Su Tiantian, who is at the moment being forcibly slammed against the wall by himself.
She is a beautiful and energetic girl with a poor background, but nonetheless is still bright and strong.
She’s not afraid of the school’s heartthrob known as the “iceberg demon” in the novel, who’s family is not only super rich but also super powerful, always provoking the other party’s authority.
Finally, after she had done a lot of things that “successfully aroused the other party’s excitement”, the male lead was completely fascinated by her uniqueness and fell deeply in love with her.
The two experienced a series of fights, chases and obstacles from the male lead’s family, and finally lived happily together.
So he transmigrated into this novel?!
Lin Shen was 20 years old this year, a University sophomore , and his hobbies are….um.
But! He definitely has no interest in this kind of school campus novels that can break the sky.
He did read them, but that was only because of his precious younger sister, who was spoiled like a princess by their parents and older brother. Who had day after day followed this novel, even forgetting to eat and drink.
Crying one moment and laughing the next.
Their mother didn’t know that his younger sister likes reading novels, so she asked Lin Shen worriedly, “What’s wrong with your younger sister?”
Lin Shen only goes home during the weekends for one day.
How would he know what happened to his younger sister?
But not being able to answer his mother’s questions made him a little uneasy.
Once he got an answer from his younger sister, he spent the whole day quickly flipping through this campus novel with a million words!
To say that he was struck by lightning is no exaggeration!
The novel was full of —–
“Hmph, woman, you have successfully aroused my interest!”
“This dress cost one million, I’ll give it to you! Don’t always look like a bumpkin, you’ll embarrass yourself!”
“Tiantian, I want to eat your mouth!”
“Tiantian, you can only look at me! When I call for you, you must appear at my side immediately!”
“Mo Juecheng no, I don’t want to!”
……
Even in his dream that same day, Lin Shen was troubled by the dog blood and thunderstruck novel.
He even dreamed that the most gentle and gentlemanly older brother who lived next door to his house threw him against the wall and smiled down at him wickedly: “Shen Shen, you have successfully aroused my interest, now I want to eat your small mouth!”
Lin Shen was so frightened that he woke up in a cold sweat.
He wanted to have a conversation with his younger sister who had just entered high school that it’s better to read less novels like this one.
Who knew that when he opened his eyes, he had actually transmigrated into the very same novel!
And also..
Lin Shen looked down with a complicated expression at the female lead who was completely confined in his arms.
He still couldn’t move.
And there was no way to say any other lines either.
The ambiguous posture they were in was simply a standard scene in an idol drama.
But he wasn’t the male lead ahhhhhhh !!!
Lin Shen remembered the plot.
He was just a scumbag who was bribed to insult and humiliate the female lead.
He was just a tool that isn’t even worth mentioning the name of, used as a cannon folder for the hero to save the beauty.
His sole line in the book was the one he had just said!
In this one million word long novel, he only survives a total of three chapters, with around a thousand words in each chapter.
Very soon, he will be kicked by Mo Juecheng, resulting in him vomiting blood on the spot, and transferring to another school in despair.
He would never be seen again!
Oh right, Mo Juecheng is the male lead of this novel.
Known as the “Iceberg Demon”, he reaches a height of 1.85 metres with perfect looks.
He is the only son of the current head of the wealthy Mo family, and he grew up with a golden spoon and drove Rolls-Royce Phantom3A luxury car to school every day.
The men and women that wanted to flatter and curry favours with him can circle the earth three times.
However, he didn’t like anyone.
Finally, one day, he was attracted by Su Tiantian, a woman who didn’t love his money and the power of the Mo family and dared to challenge him.
Currently, Lin Shen could hear the hurried footsteps coming from the corridor, outside the quiet classroom.
—– That was the footsteps of the male lead, Mo Juecheng!
It was the sound of the devil approaching him!
“Mo Juecheng, save me!” Su Tiantian, who was facing the backdoor of the classroom, immediately screamed for help when she saw her sworn enemy, Mo Juecheng.
Her voice, which was always strong and full of sunshine, had a tinge of quiver in it, which was enough to evoke all man’s protective desire.
“What are you doing?!” Sure enough, Mo Juecheng’s cold voice came from the back of the classroom and made his way quickly to where Lin Shen was.
The pace of footsteps quickening.
As he walked, every step he took seemed to step on Lin Shen’s heart.
He knew he was about to be kicked off with a flying kick, becoming a catalyst to promote the progress of the relationship between the male lead and female lead.
Ahhh, he didn’t want to die!
At that moment, Lin Shen suddenly felt that his body, which had originally been very rigid, became much lighter.
He seemed to be able to control his body again.
He seemed to be able to talk again?!
At the same time, Mo Juecheng’s hand had already grasped his shoulder.
The athletic jack-of-all-trades school grass had a very strong pair of hands.
Lin Shen turned his head and glanced at it. The hand on his shoulder had a healthy wheat-coloured skin, and very slender fingers. At first glance, he knew that it would be super painful if he was hit by the clenched fist.
A strong desire to survive instantly calmed Lin Shen down.
He lowered his head and looked at Su Tiantian, whose face was flushed red but clearly not so scared anymore.
Lin Shen, with a very calm voice said, “Classmate, this afternoon is the last monthly exam. Can you memorise all the physics formulas? Have you seen all the examples? Do you remember the law of conservation of energy? Will the E = Blv formula be used to solve problems?
He took a deep breath and smiled calmly at Su Tiantian, while both Su Tiantian and Mo Juecheng were full of hatred.
The smile was particularly magnificent, like his former class teacher who was kind and had serious expectations for students. Lin Shen said, “You have to study hard, don’t waste your time!”
Translator Note: This is my first time translating, so feel free tell me if there’s any mistakes anywhere ^_^
Edit: I’ve changed all “school heartthrob’s” into “school grass” after hearing some other opinions on it and thought it was more fitting.
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