Title: 不正经关系 (Improper Relationship)
Author：御小凡 (Yu Xiaofan)
Translator: K (@kin0monogatari)
Protagonists ：严海安 (Yan Hai’an – MC), 孙言 (Sun Yan – ML)
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After being busy for more than two months, the weather was getting hotter. Mo Yisheng’s painting was finally completed and Sun Yan really disappeared from their lives.
Li Xi said to him: “You looked very happy recently.”
Yan Hai’an hummed: “I can take a few days to relax. Yi Sheng and I can have a good rest.”
“A lot of times I wonder if Mo Yisheng and you have an affair? “Li Xi was joking, but there was no smile in his eyes. Yan Hai’an never discussed too much about his own affairs with him before. That is to say, he had been chasing him closely in the past few months and he had worked so hard that Yan Hai’an’s attitude had loosened up towards him.
In any private affair mentioned by Yan Hai’an, there is almost always the existence of Mo Yisheng.
Li Xi really couldn’t care less.
“Yi Sheng and I are just friends.” Yan Hai’an said the words that he had repeated many times to too many people, “We have known each other for a long time.”
He was wearing a pair of cotton short-sleeves with buttons at the neckline. After two sips of wine, Yan Hai’an felt a little hot. He untied it. Yan Hai’an leaned on his side, his elbows rested on the table, his waist was naturally slightly bent, and his neckline was open for Li Xi to see.
Li Xi glanced calmly and said slowly, “Hai’an, what do you think about our affairs then?”
He didn’t say it clearly, but both of them knew exactly what they were referring to. They have been playing an ambiguous love game for a long time and Yan Hai’an can no longer avoid it. After his observation, Li Xi is thoughtful, considerate, and capable. He is a charming man and a good partner.
But that’s about it.
Yan Hai’an just had a good impression of him. This level of innocence made Yan Hai’an feel safe.
In his mind, he thought that –Whatever will be will be, but you can’t hold on to something forever.
Yan Hai’an didn’t know this truth. A nail was nailed to the wall. And even if it was pulled out, it would always leave a dark hole there. Half of him watched with cold eyes, knowing that even if Li Xi was sincere in front of him, he would change his mind one day, and the other half of him was trying to comfort himself. Since they all have such a bottom-up consciousness, what are they afraid of? Why go down alone? Just let it go. How long should he take?
He raised his eyes and said, “I’ve been thinking about this matter for a long time, and I think…”
His phone suddenly rang. And the ringtone was different from the others. It was Mo Yisheng. Yan Hai’an picked it up immediately: “Hello? Yi Sheng? What’s the matter?”
The name made Li Xi’s face darkened. He pulled Yan Hai’an. Yan Hai’an looked at him in surprise, pointed to the phone, then got off the stool without waiting for Li Xi’s reaction, and walked out of the bar, apparently taking answering the phone as the first priority.
Li Xi looked at his back, turned around for a while, and shook his head mockingly.
In front of Yan Hai’an, the bartender, who had not spoken much, laughed: “It took so long this time? Why haven’t you started yet?”
Li Xi pouted and was very annoyed. He took out a small paper sachet from his pocket. There is white powder inside it which looks like medicinal powder: “Don’t mention it. Oil and salt can’t mix well.”
“Such challenging heights. I see that he has been here for so long, and neither men nor women have come close to him. You are already the closest to success. That’s it.” The bartender tutted twice and laughed at his actions: “You scumbag.”
“I’ve been blind for so long.” Li Xi poured the powder into Yan Hai’an’s vodka. And then kneaded the paper sachet into a ball, putting it back in his pocket. He picked up the glass and shook it to melt the powder, “I originally wanted to have a real relationship this time.”
The bartender wiped the glass in his hands and sneered.
After more than ten minutes, Yan Hai’an came back: “I’m sorry. Yi Sheng couldn’t find a paintbrush.”
Li Xi didn’t feel bad at all. And his acting skills showed a bit of loss. He picked up the glass: “I understand. In your heart, this Mo Yisheng is the most important, right?”
Yan Hai’an saw that he was in a foul mood, and asked in surprise: “Li Xi?”
Li Xi didn’t say anything: “Am I right?”
Yan Hai’an looked at him silently for a while, then raised his head and drank the wine: “Li Xi, just now…”
“Have another drink with me.” Li Xi knocked on the table and the bartender mixed two glasses of wine and pushed them in front of the two of them. Yan Hai’an frowned: “Li Xi, Yi Sheng and I are really friends, but I have known him for a long time and he helped me when I was in the most difficult time.”
Li Xi is now no longer interested in Yan Hai’an’s psychological world. He smiled looking lonesome: “Can you accompany me for a drink?”
Yan Hai’an sighed. In his opinion, Li Xi was not ill-tempered. He has always been restrained and only has one drink at a time. But since he decided to develop with Li Xi, he doesn’t mind following each other’s temperament.
The two drank cup after cup until three empty cups appeared in front of everyone on the table.
Yan Hai’an felt that something was wrong. It was not that he had never been drunk before, but he wouldn’t be drunk so quickly. He turned his face to say something, but his consciousness became more and more blurry.
After only three glasses of wine, how come you are so drunk? He wondered.
He couldn’t help holding his head. His heart beat so fast that he couldn’t even control his breathing. Someone grabbed his shoulders and said something in his ear, but he couldn’t hear the person clearly.
“Mr. Sun, are you alright?”
Sun Yan groggily pressed his head against the car window, cursing inwardly. He fucking hates those old undead men the most. But the black-bellied older brother in his family pushes him out to socialise every time. The group of old men were slapped down by his brother and they couldn’t do anything else. They knew that they were screwed up about it at such a time. Sun Yan’s amount of alcohol could be vomited, but it was conceivable how much they were holding back their breath.
But his brother said that the two brothers have already taken up the actual things, and these vain socialising things are just for the self-comfort of the group of people looking for supplements for themselves. There is no need to push people any more.
Damn it. Yeah, it’s okay, he doesn’t have to pretend to be the big boss anyway.
But after all, Sun Yan and Sun Ling are just children in the eyes of others.
As soon as the car turned, a moderate centrifugal force shook Sun Yan. He covered his mouth and knocked hard on the window. The driver hurriedly braked. This time was even better. Sun Yan felt that the acid water had reached his throat.
He pushed open the car door and rushed down, unable to control where it was, and vomited as soon as he opened his mouth.
“Look at where you’re going! Where are you vomiting at?!”
Sun Yan took a breath of fresh air and finally felt a little more comfortable. He straightened up his drunkenness , and squinted his eyes over at the guy who was scolding him just now.
The other party looked like a person who was also drunk, and he also carried with him a person who seemed to be too drunk to even walk. They were standing on the side of the road and seemed to want to take a taxi. Sun Yan almost vomited on their legs just now.
Wait…
Sun Yan rubbed his eyes and felt that the figure of the person being carried was a little familiar. The man seemed to have been tossing and trying to push away the person next to him, but he was too drunk and was firmly grasped by the other man. At this time, his mind was already a little dazed.
He did whatever he thought of doing. He grabbed the person’s arm and called out, “Yan…Haian?” The other man alertly leaned against him again, intending to leave.
“Why are you here?” After Sun Yan asked him, he tilted his head to look at the other man, “Who are you?”
“Hello, I’m Hai’an’s friend.” The man said cautiously, “He’s drunk, I’ll take him home.”
Sun Yan glanced at Yan Hai’an who had been incessant for a moment, blinked his eyes hard, and then responded with a half-beat delay: “Oh, then let me take him back.”
Holding his hand, the man said: “This is not necessary. It is more convenient for me to drop him off.”
“Sun, Sun Yan?” Yan Hai’an’s voice sounded drunk and dizzy. He just stared at him, completely speechless.
Sun Yan was slightly sober when the cold wind blew outside. He was also experienced on various occasions. He felt something was wrong. He grabbed Yan Hai’an’s arm and said stiffly, “I said I will take him home.”
The man held him tightly. The corners of his mouth seemed unwilling, but after looking at Sun Yan, he finally let go slowly. Sun Yan’s temper was not good, not to mention that it was an uncomfortable time. Before he could let go completely, he stepped forward and rudely pushed him away. He inadvertently hugged Yan Hai’an into his arms.
The other party was pushed and staggered and almost fell. Before the swear words could be scolded, Sun Yan had already returned to his car with Yan Haian in his arms.
After moving like this, he felt nauseated again. But he had vomited cleanly just now, and he couldn’t vomit anymore, so he could only endure it.
He tucked Yan Hai’an into the back seat, sat in it himself and said, “Drive.”
The driver asked hesitantly, “Mr. Sun, where are you going to go?”
“Go to…” Sun Yan rinsed his mouth with mineral water, shook his head and leaned towards Yan Hai’an. Sun Yan asked, “Where do you live?”
Yan Hai’an leaned over. Only uncomfortable breathing could be heard and there was no other reaction. Sun Yan thought to himself that he was so unlucky. How did he pick up such a mess?
He just wanted to go to bed and rest now. He didn’t even bother to call Mo Yisheng, so he chose the most concise method: “Find a hotel and put him in place first.”
The driver replied ‘yes’. Sun Yan leaned on the back of the seat and closed his eyes for a nap.
Yan Hai’an stopped moving only for less than half a minute. He then started making trouble again. He didn’t know how much he had drunk. His mind was completely confused and he started talking nonsense.
Sun Yan was also dizzy and couldn’t hear what he said clearly.
Yan Haian’s murmur carried a hint of crying, which was quickly suppressed by stubbornness, but made people want to pursue that trace. He usually gives the impression of being too quiet and stable so the broken chaos at this time is simply painful.
Sun Yan’s heart moved, and he felt a little embarrassed and irritable: “Can you be quiet…”
As soon as he turned his head, he went dumb. And he was half sober in an instant.
Yan Hai’an’s well-groomed hair was messed up. He sat paralyzed with his head up, but his feet were spread open to the sides. A bag was bulging between his legs, apparently standing up.
Sun Yan: “…Brother, sober up.”
Yan Hai’an is still twisting his body. But his movement is not large. It was just like the usual style of his, with forbearance and restraint.
“Hmmm…”
He sighed in a nasal voice. Sun Yan felt even more dizzy when he heard it. It was like the wine had been poured onto his head, causing Sun Yan to be completely sober.
“Yan Hai’an, sober up for me and see where this is.” Sun Yan stared at Yan Hai’an. The other party heard his voice and his unfocused eyes seemed to be disturbed. In the dim car, only the reflection of water drop at the corner of his eyes glowed.
Yan Hai’an closed his eyes half-squinted, breathing a little faster. It was as if he had forgotten where he was or he couldn’t care less if there was someone beside him. He still reached out his hand in between his legs and rubbed his dick through the fabric of his casual trousers.
An alarm bell was ringing in the head.
Sun Yan swallowed and tried to stop him, but his hands trembled a little. Although he is experienced in many battles and he is used to seeing the wind and moon, this is the first time he has encountered such a situation. That is to watch a man masturbate himself in his car. Sun Yan has never played like this. It should be said that he is not so patient and tolerant to let others be so presumptuous in front of him. Going to bed with him is a matter that does not require much thought, after all, he has never thought about any fixed bed partner.
Sun Yan suddenly turned his head towards the driver and said, “Find a secluded place to park.”
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Next update: 2022.04.29
*Translator’s Note: Ayy you guys should know where this is heading y’all. Teehee. -K
