Title: 不正经关系 (Improper Relationship)
Author：御小凡 (Yu Xiaofan)
Translator: K (@kin0monogatari)
Protagonists ：严海安 (Yan Hai’an – MC), 孙言 (Sun Yan – ML)
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As soon as he got up, Sun Yan held his hand down on the table. The eyes of the two people are one looking up while the other one looking down. They are only separated by a mere touch.
It was Sun Yan who avoided his eyes first. He looked down at the dish with a guilty conscience, and said gloomily, “The main dish hasn’t been served yet. Don’t go yet?”
It was obvious that he insulted himself first, but he instead made the appearance of being bullied. Yan Hai’an was about to laugh angrily at him. He wanted to withdraw his hand, but the other party held on to his hand so strong that he couldn’t take it out after a few tries. In this public place, Yan Hai’an didn’t want to make too much of a commotion. So he could not help but whisper, “Let me go.”
Sun Yan tilted his head to look at him: “Then you sit down first.”
Yan Hai’an was annoyed by his stubbornness, and pulled his hand again: “You let go first!”
Seeing him frown, Sun Yan’s originally depressed mood turned clear. He became happy again and continued to flirt with pleasure: “You sit down first.”
Yan Hai’an: “Let…”
Damn, this guy really lowered my IQ! Yan Hai’an cursed in his head.
Yan Hai’an sat down again angrily. You’re fucking pissing me off and you eat like a dick, he cursed again.
Yan Hai’an’s heart exploded into fireworks. With a blank expression on his face, staring at Sun Yan feasting on his food, he couldn’t help but doubt himself. Why should he care about this guy whose brains lie on the rails? Is he stupid?
The main dish is Babao Duck. One layer on top of the other. The strength implements the teaching of the ancestors that they should never get tired of eating finesse and be careful. It is quite time-consuming and laborious. It was served up after a long time. Drinking tea the whole time, he really lost his appetite.
After finally waiting for Sun Yan to put down his chopsticks, Yan Hai’an has persuaded himself to calm down. He thinks that some things can be explained clearly instead of acting like a chaste bitch. He really has no intention of selling his ass. He took the initiative and said, “Mr. Sun, I went to bed with you for fun.”
Sun Yan accidentally spit out his tea.
Yan Hai’an watched him coldly as he coughed and wiped his mouth with a tissue. He said, “So I hope you don’t misunderstand my intention. I have no material needs. Only physical needs.”
Sun Yan was still coughing. This cup of tea burned down the tip of his tongue and scalded his throat. It was as if his entire chest had been stabbed with a torch.
He curled the tip of his tongue, pressed his eyebrows and looked at Yan Hai’an. After a few seconds, he laughed as usual: “I misunderstood. I apologise.”
Yan Hai’an said bluntly: “It’s easier for me to tell you directly. After all, I know Mr. Sun’s personality well.”
Sun Yan closed his mouth and couldn’t find anything to say for a long time. He found that it seemed difficult for him and Yan Hai’an not to argue with each other. A large part of the reason was himself, but now he is a little frustrated with it.
Being watched seriously by Yan Hai’an, Sun Yan felt a little flustered.
“That,” he wanted to explain, but this explanation was too difficult for the always lawless Young Master Sun. So it became very incomprehensible, “I don’t want to make you feel bad. It’s not that you are that kind of person… …”
For a moment, he didn’t know why he was here, and he even held Yan Hai’an back. When he thought about it, he panicked even more.
He held up the teacup to moisten his mouth and ease the atmosphere, only to find that it was empty when he touched it.
Yan Hai’an: “…”
Alas, this person is so stupid, he can’t bear to care about him any more.
Yan Haian took the teapot and poured him some tea: “Mr. Sun, what are you trying to say?”
Yan Hai’an felt that he was very sincere. In the very short time just now, he regained his reason and did enough thinking. The bad relationship between him and Sun Yan is really a disaster that never comes singly, and it continues inexplicably. No matter how it develops, they must make things clear first.
Sun Yan thought about this sentence carefully. He was secretly excited, but he didn’t know the reason for this excitement. The sun was not visible and it caused anxiety. His heart was tumbling several times and he glanced at Yan Hai’an several times during this period. Yan Hai’an’s scalp was a little numb.
“I think since we had a good experience last time, we can develop a healthy, equal and happy…” Sun Yan put his elbows on the table, his fingers were clasped together. They were stretched out subconsciously, probably because he had offended Yan Hai’an before. Once, this time he paid special attention to the choice of words, “relationship.”
As for the kind of relationship, it is self-evident.
Yan Hai’an touched the edge of the teacup and suddenly felt the urge to laugh. How could someone make such an invitation so formally. This kind of thing, you can do it if you want. And after you do it, will you still need to talk about the next time?
But the strange thing is that he used to think that Sun Yan was quite shameless. But now he thinks he can be regarded as an alternative sincerity. Even if he is just a sex friend, he still has to give the other party an official status. Seriously speaking, he is really sincere…
Yan Hai’an is also a normal homosexual. After so many years of single life, once he started tasting sex, he really had a taste for more. Since Sun Yan just wanted to have sexual relationship, it was just right that he was not as naive as Mo Yisheng, and he was unopen to serious relationships involving affection.
Yan Hai’an let go of the teacup, tapped twice on the table, and smiled: “This proposal is good. But I want to clarify some issues first.”
Sun Yan’s movements were almost invisible, and he asked calmly, “What is it?”
“We should be responsible for each other’s health. It’s best not to have another sexual rendezvous while the relationship exists.” Yan Hai’an felt that he was being ridiculous for negotiating such a matter in an orderly manner. “If you accidentally ate something bad, it’s not good to infect each other.”
Sun Yan nodded solemnly: “This proposal is very reasonable. It should be like that.”
Yan Hai’an added: “In case of…”
He concealed the key words, gave Sun Yan a look, and signalled his understanding: “We will not hope for more. And both parties have the right to terminate the relationship.”
These words are also in vain. Since they are both only looking for each other to solve their needs, no one should owe anyone anything. And no one should ask for more. They will stop when they think it should end. Yan Hai’an just wanted to express to Sun Yan that if he doesn’t want to find him anymore, he doesn’t need to tell him that it’s over. They both should understand when the time comes.
After speaking, Yan Hai’an thought that they were talking about such a matter with reason, and they were too serious as if the next minute they were about to sign a contract while they were drunk.
Sun Yan was noncommittal. He raised his chin at Yan Hai’an: “Then you can eat more for now. You haven’t eaten a few bites all night.”
Yan Hai’an had been exhausted by him before, but now he feels a little hungry after talking about it. He picked up his chopsticks and started eating.
Sun Yan had already eaten. He only looked at him and said, “Eat enough so that you can do your work better.”
After speaking, he looked at his watch: “Hurry up, it’s almost 9 o’clock.”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
As soon as he finished eating, Sun Yan was like a weasel who had been hungry for a whole year. He picked up his little chicken and ran away. They still went back to the Sun’s house and didn’t find a hotel casually. This behaviour made Yan Hai’an feel somewhat favorourable towards Sun Yan.
And this evening, Sun Yan’s skills were better than last time. He seemed to be particularly concerned about Yan Hai’an’s feelings. Yan Hai’an even felt a little flattered from it. He didn’t need to speak. Sun Yan already knew from his reaction whether he should be quick or slow or whether he should touch slightly or go deeper. He knew exactly where to go.
To be fair, it felt good.
When he was about to fall asleep on Sun Yan’s bed, Yan Hai’an thought to himself that this cooperation is really not a loss.
When they got up in the morning, the two got out of bed on each side. The atmosphere was eerily harmonious and they were able to exchange their experiences well.
Sun Yan took a shower and said at the door while smoking a cigarette, “I think this kind of thing which is good for the body and mind should be done five or six or seven times a week.”
Yan Hai’an said while holding a disposable toothbrush: “I don’t have time. And I can’t afford the excessive spirit. Once a week is almost enough.”
Sun Yan sneered at this statement: “I can guarantee the quality every time. But next week is really bad timing since I’m going to France.”
“I’m also going on a business trip next week.” Yan Hai’an bent over to rinse his mouth and washed his face. When he straightened up, he saw men’s skin care products and looked at Sun Yan through the mirror, “Can I borrow yours?”
“You may use it, do you need a razor?” Sun Yan asked, “How long is your business trip?”
Yan Hai’an touched his chin, feeling that it would be fine if he didn’t shave for a day. But next time, he’d better bring something by himself. It’s a little inconvenient to always use Sun Yan’s every time: “I might stay at a place for two or three days, but this time I’m going to go to about three or four places this time.”
Sun Yan frowned: “That’s half a month?”
Yan Hai’an put the bottle back on the shelf and turned around: “I can’t tell. I’m not sure about the time either.”
“Then I should have done it a few more times last night,” Sun Yan tutted and shook his head, “I would be back before you do. You should call me when you come back.”
At the dinner table downstairs, Sun Ling was sipping on his shredded chicken porridge. He came back from overtime last night and didn’t notice anything. At this time, he asked Xu Hong carefully. But Xu Hong only saw two people entering the room together and she had no way to bother with other details.
When the two heard the sound of people coming downstairs, they immediately stopped communicating. Sun Ling gave Xu Hong a wink. Xu Hong walked over quickly: “Sir, Second Young Master, breakfast is ready.”
Yan Hai’an thanked her but said: “No need. I’m leaving now.”
Hearing that he was leaving, Sun Ling immediately bypassed the partition with enthusiasm: “I have a guest at home. Ah, isn’t this the one from last time? Sun Yan, why didn’t you introduce me?”
After speaking, he reached out to Yan Hai’an: “Hello, I’m Sun Ling.”
Sun Ling’s name came to Yan Hai’an like thunder. He shook hands with Sun Ling feeling a little flattered: “Hello, I’m Yan Hai’an.”
Sun Yan smelled the fragrance of the porridge in the air: “Have you made shredded chicken porridge today?”
Xu Hong said: “Yes.”
“This is Aunt Xu’s specialty dish. It’s just cooked,” Sun Ling wanted to lead Yan Hai’an to the table, “Let’s try a bowl.”
Yan Hai’an said embarrassedly, “I’m really sorry. I’m still in a hurry.”
Sun Yan knew that he was rushing back to buy breakfast for Mo Yisheng. Before going to bed last night, he heard that this guy called Mo Yisheng on purpose to talk about what he was eating at home.
“Okay, why can’t you eat a bowl of porridge first? Isn’t it just breakfast?” Sun Yan took out his phone. He used to feel shocked when he saw Mo Yisheng for the first time and wanted to take him to his bed. But now when he thinks of Mo Yisheng’s face, where is the beauty in it? It’s not pleasing to the eye anymore. “I’ll help him order a full-scale meal. You can eat here at ease.”
Xu Hong put a bowl of porridge in front of an empty seat and looked at him expectantly.
Sun Ling said kindly: “It’s okay. Don’t be afraid to be in a hurry. Let Sun Yan send you off after eating.”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
“Thank you, then.” Yan Hai’an had to sit down. Sun Yan came over to ask him for his address and Xu Hong went to bring Sun Yan another bowl.
The family sipped their porridge quietly. Sun Ling watched calmly and found that there was no intimacy between the two of them. In the end, Yan Hai’an just left alone.
But before he could question his brother, Sun Yan also rushed and ran away.
***The author has something to say:
Sun Ling: I also broke my own heart.
Sun Yan: Brother, whose heart you said you have broken?
Sun Ling: My brother is like this. I just have to ask you to bear with him some more.
Yan Hai’an: …
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Next update: 2022.05.27
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*Translator’s note: I’m such a d*ck. I’ve mistaken some character’s gender again. Hahahaha. Chapter 18 has been fixed. -K
