Title: 不正经关系 (Improper Relationship)
Author：御小凡 (Yu Xiaofan)
Translator: K (@kin0monogatari)
Protagonists ：严海安 (Yan Hai’an – MC), 孙言 (Sun Yan – ML)
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Originally, Sun Yan felt that today should be celebrated. But Yan Hai’an said that this was going to be postponed. Naturally, there were more things to be done since he will be moving houses and there was no suitable time to make an appointment for a celebration.
Sun Yan said: “What’s the matter? There is everything at home. Just bring some clothes and I will ask Su Yin to fetch the rest for you. Also, free up your time. The two of us will go travelling.”
This last sentence was obviously something he thought of on a whim and it came without warning.
Seeing that he had been decisive and that he was about to call to book tickets, Yan Hai’an spoke with a headache: “I will go on a business trip next week, which has been arranged since a long time ago. And I have to go to the exhibition in the middle of the month. Also, next month, my brother will come here with my nephew to sightsee.”
Sun Yan had never heard of this so he was surprised, “You have a big brother?”
The kind of surprise on his face was like him opening a treasure box he just got. He was digging out the treasure one by one. Every time he saw one, he was pleasantly surprised.
Yan Hai’an explained to him in a few words: “Yes, my family is in a similar situation to yours. There is a big brother above me who lives in my hometown with my parents. He hasn’t come out much from the village. Since my nephew is going to have a summer vacation, I ask them to come over to have fun.”
This is understandable. Sun Yan nodded and took the matter over: “Understood. I will ask Su Yin to arrange the itinerary and make sure that your elder brother and nephew will have a good time. Where are you planning on going?”
“S City.” Yan Hai’an looked at the time while he spoke, worried about Mo Yisheng. The child had been outside all day today and he didn’t know how he was doing. So he called Mo Yisheng.
After calling for two or three times, the other party picked up: “Hai’an, I’m sorry. I was riding a bike just now. I didn’t hear your call.”
“Don’t forget to be tired. Have you eaten yet?” Yan Hai’an listened to him. “I’ve eaten. He Ling is with me. Where are you? Do you want to come with us?”
Yan Hai’an felt the cold air around him: “No need. You can go home when it’s time. Pay attention to traffic safety.”
Without turning his head, he could imagine Sun Yan’s expression.
Yan Hai’an put away the phone: “Sun Yan, if I’m really interested in Yi Sheng, the story has already happened. Do I still need to wait for you to intervene?”
“I just don’t understand this point,” Sun Yan’s excitement that lasted the whole day had faded. When he talked about Mo Yisheng, he became indifferent. But then he returned to his usual appearance, “What on earth is it between you and him? What’s the matter with you two? Every time I asked you before about it, you avoided the topic.”
“I’ve told you. But you don’t believe me either.” Yan Hai’an didn’t like to mention this chapter of his life, so he endured the discomfort and repeated the matter, “The school found out that I was working in a bar in high school and it caused a lot of trouble. When people were against me, I was dropped from school. I met Yisheng in a training class and I ran into him again when I couldn’t find any other way to survive and he helped me. Because he finally set foot on this path that I liked so I am very fond of him. I am thankful to him. You have seen what he is like, do you think it is possible for me and him?”
Feelings are free to testify and outsiders can’t make judgement. Sun Yan could only reluctantly believe that sentence: if I’m really interested in Yi Sheng, the story has already happened. Do I still need to wait for you to intervene?
But it can also be understood that Yan Hai’an is too protective of Mo Yisheng and is not willing to make compromises at all.
“Forget it, forget it.” Sun Yan was very irritable and didn’t want to talk further about it, “Let’s go have dinner.”
The two went to a molecular restaurant and as soon as they sat down, Sun Yan fiddled with his mobile phone while Yan Hai’an looked at the menu. The decoration was very exquisite, the dishes looked very classy, and of course the prices were very expensive.
It’s a pity that Yan Hai’an has no interest in this kind of food that even the raw materials can’t be seen. Sun Yan’s attention has been on him the whole time. Seeing him eating boredly, he can’t help but feel a little more frustrated.
He is good at many things but pleasing others is definitely not one of them.
After eating, Sun Yan said gloomily, “I will send you back.”
Yan Hai’an was wiping his hands with a tissue and looked at Sun Yan in surprise. Didn’t this guy insist on living together starting from today?
Sun Yan got up: “Didn’t you say you want to go back?”
He said uncomfortably, “I’ll listen to you.”
After saying these words that were unfamiliar to him, he hesitated to walk away. Yan Hai’an stared at his back, smiled unconsciously, and chased after him.
There are still many problems between him and Sun Yan but they can take things slow.
The parking clerk had already driven the car to the door and the two walked down side by side. Someone took two steps towards them from behind them on the side: “Hai’an?”
Yan Hai’an and Sun Yan turned their heads together. Yan Hai’an said in surprise: “Why are you here?”
It’s always the best that can’t be eaten in your mouth, not to mention the one that’s cut you off when you almost got it to the mouth. Li Xi originally wanted to be as affectionate as possible with Yan Hai’an, but when he saw Sun Yan next to him, his face changed.
Sun Yan has a good memory and he recognized this guy. He raised his eyebrows and acted like a gangster: “Yo, isn’t this the one you said you wanted to beat up once you see him?”
After so long, Yan Hai’an was no longer angry. What was left was just disgust for this person. He was in a good mood today and he didn’t want to bother about such a bad thing. He touched Sun Yan’s arm and indicated for them to just leave.
Seeing this familiar action, Li Xi felt very unhappy in his heart. Thinking of the time and effort he spent on Yan Hai’an, he couldn’t swallow his breath: “It turns out that the two of you had hooked up. When there is no more Mo Yisheng, here comes another one, who was at odds with me since the beginning, Yan Hai’an, I really didn’t expect that you were quite good at games of heart.”
Yan Hai’an looked back at him, ready to roll up his sleeves. Sun Yan had already laughed, turned around and slapped Li Xi on the head. He was so powerful that no one in the room thought that the act would have a huge impact in the first place. Li Xi was smacked so unexpectedly and rolled down from the steps.
Sun Yan walked down and kicked him on the waist. Li Xi groaned in pain and immediately felt that his waist was about to break. Seeing him taking a step forward, Li Xi took two steps back: “What are you doing?! I’m going to call the police!”
“This kind of scum who dares to drug people,” Sun Yan said to Yan Hai’an, “He’s for me to beat up.”
After he finished speaking, he pointed to Li Xi again: “You stand up for me. It’s okay to give it a shot. If you dare to run, try me.”
Everyone was in an uproar, but they didn’t expect the arrogance of the person who was beating someone to be mountain high.
Yan Hai’an put his sleeves back down and walked down the steps. When he reached Sun Yan’s side, he swept Li Xi who looked terrified up and down, and smiled. The smile lost its usual restraint and it was actually a little arrogant. He said to Sun Yan: “Him being beaten like this by you, where should I start to hit next?”
Sun Yan glanced at him in surprise, but didn’t insist. There were so many tricks behind his back: “Forget it. Just save it for the next fight.”
Saying that, he took Yan Hai’an’s shoulders and swaggered him away.
“Hey, in fact, you don’t know how to hit people at all, do you?” Getting in the car, Sun Yan threw the cigarette case to Yan Hai’an, and rushed out as he stepped on the accelerator, “You only know how to ‘shoot guns’.”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
Sun Yan explained: “Using your ‘mouth cannon’.”
Yan Hai’an took a cigarette and lit it, sneered, and dismissed such a statement: “I have fought a lot before. And I know how to hit, otherwise why do you think I will be enthusiastic?”
Sun Yan tilted his head and placed a few kisses on Yan Hai’an’s hand: “Did you get hurt?”
This tone subconsciously carried some sincere worry. Yan Hai’an was talking about a fight that happened a long time ago, but Sun Yan was still worried about whether he was injured in this casual sentence.
Yan Hai’an bit the cigarette holder and didn’t speak for a long time.
Instead, Sun Yan asked, “What’s the matter?”
Yan Hai’an inhaled the smoke from the cigarette, propped up the seat with his hands, and leaned over: “Sun Yan.”
“Huh?” Sun Yan’s eyes were still looking forward, his head turned over slightly, he felt the soft lips, and the tip of his nose was filled with the smell of tobacco. He turned his head suddenly and Yan Hai’an’s hand guided his head back to the front: “Look at the road.”
This was the first time Yan Hai’an took the initiative to kiss himself. They had done things that were more intimate and open. This was just a touch of lips, without a trace of lust, but Sun Yan felt like his heart was about to break out through his chest.
It was like a sudden fall from the sky and it was like the high you get when you reach the top.
He was holding the steering wheel with both hands. The blood in his body was under turbulence like waves in the ocean, making noise in an instant, surging in waves, and he had to be encouraged to do something.
With the warm palm still on the side of his face, he turned his head slightly and kissed Yan Hai’an’s palm. He at first thought he would kiss so hard that he could leave a print on his palm, but in fact the kiss was so gentle that even he was surprised at himself.
So he took a bite on the edge of his palm half annoyed and half fond of it. It didn’t make people feel pain. It was more like a beast carefully being coquettish to its master.
When Yan Hai’an was caught by this unexpected action, his face flushed, and he quickly let his hand go. He glanced out the window: “Here we are.”
Sun Yan drove a little further to stop. Yan Hai’an lowered his head to unbuckle his seat belt and prepared to get out of the car.
“I’m leaving.”
When the car stopped, Yan Hai’an pushed the door, but instead of opening it, his left hand was pulled back instead by Sun Yan. He looked over, but Sun Yan didn’t move. He was still looking straight ahead, one hand was still holding the steering wheel, as if the hand that was pulling Yan Hai’an back was not his.
Yan Hai’an was dumbfounded and felt a little amused. Finally, he retracted his hand from the car door and sat back obediently.
The air conditioner was on in the car, and his skin was a little cold. Only the clasped hands were hot and sweaty and no one was willing to let go first.
Two men in their thirties, both were wearing a suit of weariness of seeing through life, just sitting in the car with their hands held. They were not speaking. They were trying desperately to feel the comfort wrapped in the tension from their clasped hands. It looks no different from those young couples who walk around the playground in high school and their innocence makes people blush.
Yan Hai’an thought embarrassedly; hey, why is this guy so clingy?
He thought that it’s time for him to leave again.
But Sun Yan didn’t let him go. He was a little reluctant to let him go. He just let out a bit of imposing aura from this simple action.
Sun Yan finally saw that it was getting late, so he let go and said, “You go back.”
Yan Hai’an got out of the car and stood beside the car: “Be careful on the road.”
Sun Yan said: “Well, I’m leaving.”
After saying goodbye, neither of them moved.
Sun Yan: “…”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
Five seconds later, Sun Yan coughed twice and asked, “Why haven’t you left?”
Yan Hai’an was also a little speechless: “Then why don’t you leave?”
Sun Yan waved Yan Hai’an out like chasing away a puppy: “Hurry up. Hurry up, I’ll see you off.”
Yan Hai’an: “…Forget it. You should go first, I will see you off.”
Sun Yan’s head felt like it was about to explode: “I told you to go first. Can’t you just obey me?”
Yan Hai’an is also about to explode: “You are the one who would drive away in a few seconds. What are you being grumpy for?”
“I’m grumpy? Hey, you’re really…” Sun Yan started to say but stopped his sentence in the middle. He then said angrily, “I’m going. I’m annoyed when I see you.”
Yan Hai’an said: “Haha. Do you think I wanna see you?”
The two taunted each other for a bit. Then, one turned around and the other started the engine. They both set off at the same time.
With the sound of the accelerator slammed into the distance, Yan Hai’an took two steps and stopped, holding his forehead, trying to find a tree to hold him while he was dizzy: “Damn, you are too mentally handicapped,” he cursed himself.
What is this called, I always feel that my IQ has dropped by more than half, Yan Hai’an thought.
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Next update: 2022.06.27
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*Translator’s Note: ‘shoot guns’ using ‘mouth cannon’… You know what he means by this. He was talking about blow job or just sex in general since there are two ‘mouths’. One above and one below. You know what I’m talking about. -K
