Title: 不正经关系 (Improper Relationship)
Author:御小凡 (Yu Xiaofan)
Translator: K (@kin0monogatari)
Protagonists :严海安 (Yan Hai’an – MC), 孙言 (Sun Yan – ML)
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In order to go home, the first thing that needed to be done is to buy gifts. Sun Yan also said that he wanted to buy some gifts for Yan Hai’an’s parents. Health products and the likes are appropriate to be bought for them. Originally, Sun Yan planned to buy a jade bracelet for Yan Hai’an’s mother, but Yan Hai’an rejected this idea. Jade is not expensive for Sun Yan but Yan Hai’an did not dare to think about the price. Moreover, Yan Hai’an’s mother would go to work at the farm from time to time and she would not wear it even if he bought it for her.
Sun Yan changed his tune and said, “The one who gives gold for the old man to wear is rich and noble.”
Yan Hai’an also thought about the value of gold and jade. Compared to jade, gold bracelets are only a few thousand dollars, which is acceptable. He warned: “But don’t buy one that is too expensive. My parents are very simple people.”
Sun Yan said: “Don’t worry. I understand.”
As a result, he didn’t use an assistant. He personally led Yan Hai’an straight to the jewellery store. He opened his mouth and asked, “Which is the heaviest gold bracelet here?”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
I don’t know this guy! Yan Hai’an had a headache.
But Yan Hai’an understood what Sun Yan was like. With a wave of his hand, he bought all the gifts listed. Everyone in the family had a share. But Sun Yan felt that it was too cheap and felt like he did not pay enough attention to it. So he couldn’t help but to buy two of each.
Yan Hai’an: This crazy guy!
In addition to these gifts, the two also brought three roast ducks. They were filled in some large and small packages. Yan Hai’an had to agree with Sun Yan to bring Su Yin with him. So Su Yin carried some bags in his left hand and some bags in his right. He also carried one on his back and had to push two suitcases for them.
Yan Hai’an: “…”
Yan Hai’an said, “Xiao Su, I…”
“It’s okay!” Su Yin saw that he wanted to help and immediately avoided the enemy. He was smiling and looking very satisfied, “I’ll do it. You don’t need to worry about it.”
Sun Yan was wearing sunglasses and dressed in expensive clothes. He walked in front of him unrestrainedly and he did not forget to add a sentence: “Don’t worry about him. It’s his job.”
Since he had made mistakes when taking care of Mo Yisheng before, Su Yin made up his mind to redeem himself very actively this time. So, he was very happy with this evaluation.
Yan Hai’an couldn’t understand the brain circuits of these people. He could only just go along with them.
City Y in Province S has no airport. They first arrive in City C and then they need to drive to City Y. Su Yin performed the duties of an assistant perfectly. He didn’t let Yan Hai’an and Sun Yan worry about a thing and drove silently directed by the navigation.
They were speeding at high speed, passing through the tunnel that was surrounded by verdant mountains. The sky changed colour at once. A thick layer of grey clouds covered the sky and it looked like it might rain at any time.
It only took more than 1 hour to drive from City C to City Y. But in truth, it took almost 3 hours to drive from City Y to Yan Hai’an’s hometown. After a few turns, Su Yin didn’t dare to ask Yan Hai’an which road to go so he had extended the time. It was Yan Hai’an who found out that the road taken was not right and took the initiative to show him the way.
Su Yin burst into tears in his heart, always feeling that he was not doing good enough at his job.
Yan Haijian had made several calls and the whole family was waiting for them. Yan Hai’an directed Su Yin to turn left and right and they finally arrived at the destination.
Yan Hai’an’s home was on a slope. The whole family heard the sound of a car coming. Many people consisting of men, women and children greeted them all together. The first one was Lu Suju. She almost jumped in front of the car window.
Su Yin, who was still in the middle of parking the car, broke out in cold sweat and hurriedly stepped on the brakes.
“Oh, why did it take so long to be on the road?” Lu Suju shouted while clinging to the car window. Her eagerness was beyond words. The previous complaints about his son not coming home for a long time disappeared in an instant.
Yan Hai’an got out of the car: “Mom, I’m back.”
Yan Jiali, who was behind her, finally caught up. His emotions were not so exposed. His face was even a little dull. He just kept nodding.
Yan Hai’an was about to have a good conversation with his parents, but the two old people looked into the car in unison. They are looking forward to leaving their young son in the cold.
Yan Haijian stepped forward with a complicated expression: “You’re back?”
Yan Hai’an asked, “Have you eaten?”
Yan Haijian said: “No. We are waiting for you after preparing a big table.”
But Yan Hai’an’s father and mother seemed to have no time to pay attention to him. Yan Hai’an was full of question marks and turned to look at them together.
Sun Yan got out of the car and was taken aback by the attention. He gave Yan Hai’an an inexplicable look: “Uncle, auntie.” He greeted them.
Before the two came, Yan Hai’an had appeased him. This time, he didn’t come in order to come out of the closet. He just came to meet them and get to know them well. And then, he would make a long-term discussion with them.
Yan Hai’an then introduced: “Dad, Mom, this is my friend. He has been taking care of me in City B.”
“Oh, oh.” Lu Suju nodded hastily, “Hello, hello.”
Then she looked in the car again: “Only him? Where’s the others?”
Seeing her anxious appearance, Yan Hai’an finally understood what the two old men meant: “Mom, there’s no one else.”
“No more people?” Lu Suju was stunned. Her eyes widened, “You didn’t bring your girlfriend back? You came back without your girlfriend?”
These sentences have one meaning. It is an emotionally progressive sentence.
Her tone with Yan Jiali was even more crude. Sun Yan didn’t understand half of it. He half-guessed and figured out the situation. “I brought my friend back to see you.” Yan Hai’an said.
The two elders were very disappointed that they didn’t get to see their future daughter-in-law. They had been thinking about it day and night. Their shining eyes dimmed at once. Lu Suju adjusted her mood and returned to being a hospitable host: “Are you guys tired from being on the road? The road to get here is still so difficult. Come. The meal is already ready.”
Sun Yan turned to Su Yin and said, “You can find another place to eat and stay.”
Su Yin, who was about to get off: “???”
Although he didn’t understand why the boss’s level of annoyance had increased, Su Yin still aggrievedly and obediently helped carry the luggages down and drove away.
“Hey? What’s the matter?” Lu Suju asked, “Why did the boy go away? He didn’t even eat?”
Seeing that Sun Yan didn’t understand what she was saying, Yan Hai’an translated it once. Sun Yan said without changing his face: “He still has urgent matters to tend to.”
Lu Suju said regretfully: “What a rush. He didn’t even eat. I made a big table today. Let’s hurry up and eat, it’s going to get cold.”
The family all went into the house again. Sun Yan and Yan Hai’an were one step behind them.
It was getting dark. He didn’t know what urgency Su Yin had to do in such a place. Yan Hai’an asked, “What’s the matter with Su Yin? Why is he in the hurry to leave?”
Sun Yan said: “I don’t know.”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
Sun Yan approached his ear and squeezed his hand quietly behind everyone’s back. He whispered, “Your parents made this table specially for your ‘girlfriend’, right? Hmm? Then how could it be possible for him to eat?”
Yan Hai’an simply did not expect that such a grown man like Sun Yan would actually care about this kind of thing to such a point. He couldn’t help laughing: “So possessive.”
Sun Yan snorted.
He didn’t know if he was hiding behind Yan Hai’an on purpose or not. He went to a friend’s house ahead of schedule and it is even located in the countryside. The parents and brothers of the Yan family added Sun Yan into their table. They all gathered around a large table. The table was full of chicken, duck, fish, pigs, wild fish, and pheasants.
The wine was brought by Sun Yan from Sun Ling’s collection cabinet and was highly praised by Yan Jiali. On weekdays, he doesn’t pay attention to anyone. But now, he is very humble and polite. He not only patiently accompanies Yan Jiali to drink but he also pours wine for Yan Jiali from time to time.
Yan Jiali drank happily. There was no holding back in his behaviour. He let go of himself a little and slapped Sun Yan on the shoulder: “This young man is very good. If Hai’an is with you, we can rest assured.”
After getting used to it for a while, Sun Yan can understand a little bit of what he said in that dialect now. He gave Yan Hai’an a look and then smiled at Yan Jiali: “Don’t worry, uncle. I will take good care of Hai’an.”
Yan Jiali didn’t mean it in a way that Sun Yan meant it. But Sun Yan’s reception was exceptional and it was another taste to the ears of those who understood.
Yan Hai’an secretly stepped on Sun Yan’s foot, signalling him not to get carried away. Yan Haijian was speechless and drank a glass of wine in one gulp with a very depressed expression.
Except for a few people, the guests and hosts enjoyed the dinner. Sun Yan managed to win the favour of the old man, who only regarded him as his son’s lifelong friend. When Sun Yan saw a needle in the sea, he changed his tune and called them as his Godfather and Godmother, coaxing Yan Jiali and Lu Suju to close their mouths and take in another son in the family.
Yan Haijian: “…”
Thinking of the aura he was crushed with when he first met Sun Yan, this approachable and flattering Sun Yan in front of him was terrifying. He couldn’t resist the torment in his heart. So he quietly asked Yan Hai’an: “Brother, is Boss Sun really this kind of character?”
Yan Hai’an: “…he can be this kind of character at times.”
Wasn’t that what a good gentleman looked like when he saw Mo Yisheng back then?
Yan Hai’an and Yan Haijian drank a few glasses of the two bottles of liquor. Meanwhile, Yan Jiali and Sun Yan drank the rest. Sun Yan had a lot of energy. He was still a little excited after drinking. He couldn’t control looking into Yan Hai’an’s eyes. There was a hint of lust in his eyes.
Yan Hai’an: “…”
He kicked Sun Yan under the table, motioning him to restrain himself.
After finally finishing the meal, Lu Suju said, “I just prepared a room. Let Xiao Yan stay there.”
When Sun Yan heard this, he immediately said, “Don’t bother. Hai’an and I have always…”
Yan Hai’an kicked him fiercely. He grinned and altered his words: “…the relationship is very good. We’ll just sleep in one bed.”
“How can this work?” Lu Suju neatly cleaned the table, “He came all the way here. How can you treat him like that?”
“No problem, no problem.” Sun Yan held his head, “I drank a bit too much. I want to trouble Hai’an to take care of me at night.”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
Sun Yan, you can say something like this!
Yan Haijian: “…Well then.”
“Yeah, you drank a bit too much tonight.” Lu Suju said and scolded Yan Jiali, “You can drink as much as you want but you still have to ask Xiao Yan to accompany you. Hai’an, quickly take Xiao Yan away. Help him to lie down. You can sleep tomorrow. You must take care of the guest at night. Let Xiao Yan catch up and feel the liveliness of our countryside. “
After speaking, he said worriedly: “The weather has not been very good recently. I hope it won’t rain tomorrow.”
Tomorrow is Yan Haili’s 69th birthday. According to the custom, it is a big celebration. Lu Suju has prepared everything and put it all in the kitchen, waiting for tomorrow to show off her skills.
Yan Hai’an responded to Lu Suju’s instructions. Under Yan Haijian’s complicated eyes, he helped the pretentious Sun Yan to the second floor and took him to his room. This room is not big. The bed is a double bed and it takes up more than half of the space when placed against the wall. With a chair and a desk, the extra space is just an aisle.
As soon as Yan Hai’an entered the door, he let Sun Yan go: “It’s almost time to sleep in a while. The bathroom for my house is outside. You can go by yourself later.”
Sun Yan hooked him lazily, sticking himself to him tightly. His hot breath was released behind his ears: “I got hard when you kicked me just now.”
Yan Hai’an: “… you beast.”
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Next update: 2022.10.17
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*Translator’s Note: Just know that Yan Hai’an’s family are speaking in a dialect that is difficult for Sun Yan to understand. I dunno who Yan Hailu is. Yan Jiali is Yan Hai’an’s dad and Lu Suju is Yan Hai’an’s mom. Hmm… yeah, a smut chapter is ‘cumming’ lololol -K
*P/S: I managed to finish the translation earlier so I scheduled this chapter to be released on 10th instead of 12th. Have fun! -K