Title: 不正经关系 (Improper Relationship)
Author：御小凡 (Yu Xiaofan)
Translator: K (@kin0monogatari)
Protagonists ：严海安 (Yan Hai’an – MC), 孙言 (Sun Yan – ML)
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Yan Hai’an pushed him away and solemnly said; “You can’t mess around in my house.”
“We can be quiet.” Sun Yan kissed him, not giving him a chance to object. The two of them have done it for an unknown number of times, but Yan Hai’an’s legs always softened when he kissed him: “Hmm… Really. No…”
Sun Yan pushed him onto the bed regardless.
– Squeak.
Sun Yan: “…”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
Yan Haian burst into laughter: “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. This bed has been used for many years. It’s quite old. Hahahahaha.”
Sun Yan got himself up in disbelief and the bed that looked decent from the outside immediately squeaked again.
– Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.
Sun Yan: “…”
Seeing Sun Yan’s disbelief and angry face, Yan Hai’an was laughing so much that he felt like he could die from just laughing. He rolled to the other side of the bed with a creaking sound and patted the seat next to him: “Have a good rest. There will be a lot to do tomorrow. There are people at home so stop being a demon.”
Sun Yan sat on the edge of the bed, frowning badly as he stared at Yan Hai’an who was lying on the bed comfortably. The more he looked at him, the angrier he became. He looked left and right. He then got up and asked, “Is this room yours?”
Yan Hai’an laid down, looking at the ceiling: “Not originally. The furniture is old. The house has been renovated and this room was left to me after that.”
How could there be a double-story house there before? They are all extended later from one single story house. Thus, Yan Hai’an has had a hard time in the past two years by sending money home to Yan’s family before he has enough money to start over. Sun Yan is like a landowner who inspects the fields. He was wandering back and forth between the square inches, looking here and there. He was also touching here and there. And he was opening and closing the cabinets here and there.
Sun Yan asked, feeling dissatisfied, “Why don’t you have any of your clothes in the closet?”
There is no such thing as keeping old clothes in the countryside. What was already used will be used by others.
“I haven’t stayed at home for many years. How can I still keep my clothes here?” Yan Hai’an felt speechless, “You look like a pervert, you know?”
Sun Yan unfoundedly imagined Yan Hai’an’s difficult life as a little kid. And he was dizzy by what he saw. With nowhere to express his love, he turned around and came to Yan Hai’an’s side. He bent down and kissed him deeply.
With the lips and teeth lingering between them, their body temperatures were slowly rising. The tip of Sun Yan’s tongue still has the aftertaste of wine. He perseveringly passed it on to Yan Hai’an. So now both of them felt a little drunk.
Sun Yan pressed Yan Hai’an’s right hand on the pillow and put more of his weight on him.
Bed: Squeak.
Sun Yan: “…”
Yan Hai’an: “…”
The sound was loud, sharp and harsh. Its penetrating power to the eardrum was very powerful. It should be estimated that anyone could hear it as long as they went upstairs.
Yan Hai’an was half stiff, not sure whether to pant or sigh: “Just forget it.”
“What’s the matter?!” Sun Yan was reacting very badly. But there was no other way. This room was too small and they couldn’t even lie down on that small piece of ground to do it. No matter how daring he is, he doesn’t dare to let his boyfriend’s parents hear anything that shouldn’t be heard at this moment.
With a creak, Sun Yan lay flat on the bed and felt like he wanted to jump off the building.
Yan Hai’an saw that he looked so pitiful. So he took the initiative: “Can I help you out?”
“Don’t!” Sun Yan said gruffly, “Let’s just sleep!”
“Huh?” Yan Hai’an didn’t say more. He just directly touched him down at the right place. The half-hard instrument twitched a few times because of his touch, “Can you really sleep?”
Sun Yan avoided and said gloomily, “You don’t have to worry about it.”
This voice sounded like he was so wronged that it made Yan Hai’an feel both pity and love. He smiled to himself as he carefully sat up and pulled Sun Yan to sit up on the bed.
He let Sun Yan sit on the edge of the bed and knelt down by himself.
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“Then finish it by yourself!” Yan Hai’an stood up resolutely, “I’m going to wash up. Come over when you’re done.”
“Hey!” Sun Yan saw that he was really going out. He hurriedly put on his pants and chased after him.
The countryman normally went to bed early. The rest of the Yan family were already in bed. There was a dim light in the yard and the direction could barely be seen.
Sun Yan caught up with Yan Hai’an and said pitifully, “Can I still do it?”
Yan Hai’an said coldly: “Just hold it back.”
“Aren’t you unreasonable?” Sun Yan looked around. It was pitch black and it was difficult to see anything clearly. But when Sun Yan first got there, he saw that there was a well in their courtyard and a big tree was situated right next to the well.
Sun Yan grabbed Yan Hai’an’s hand and whispered in his ear, “Let’s go over there.”
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Next update: 2022.10.31
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*Translator’s Note: Another smut chapter coming next. But give me a week break. I’ll be off to Singapore for work for a week. I won’t have time to translate. Sorry. -K
