AMA Chapter20

“What do you want to eat?” Yu Chengsong yawned. The ten o’clock sunlight was dazzling but warm, and it made people feel lazy when it shined on their bodies.

 

The two of them washed their faces, brushed their teeth slowly, and chatted about useless things for a while. In the end, when they left, Lao Li, with a serious face, had not finished talking yet. His mother was so sensitive that she listened very carefully.

 

Education really does transform people.

 

“I don’t have any dietary restrictions, anything is fine.” Yin Gu said.

 

“Then let’s have a meal.” Yu Chengsong turned out of the community, and there was a porridge shop selling breakfast 50 meters away. “I’ll treat you to a good meal, this one is delicious.”

 

It was neither early nor late at this time, and there were not many people in the restaurant. After choosing their foods, Yu Chengsong picked a seat by the window and sat down.

 

Yin Gu drank some soy milk and asked him, “What do you have to do tomorrow?”

 

“En.” Yu Chengsong stirred the sugar in the porridge and tasted it. It was quite sweet. “Yu Chengdi’s school will also have a parents’ meeting tomorrow. I have to go there.”

 

After saying that, he glanced at Yin Gu and said, “What about you? Don’t tease me. Are your parents really coming? Coming to punish you?”

 

“There’s something.” Yin Gu glanced at his phone, “I’m not lying to you.”

 

“Oh.” Yu Chengsong didn’t ask any more questions.

 

“Won’t the homeroom teacher think it’s inappropriate for you to attend the parent-teacher meeting?” Yin Gu smiled and changed the subject.

 

“I asked Yu Chengdi to tell his homeroom teacher that ‘both his parents can’t come’.” Yu Chengsong said. “The homeroom teacher said, ‘That won’t work, the parents must come.’ Then I taught him to say, ‘Teacher, my brother is free that day.’ The teacher hesitated for a while and agreed.”

 

“Compromise, very smart.” Yin Gu praised. “I thought you would need my help.”

 

“Aren’t you always willing to help others?” Yu Chengsong glanced at him. “Besides, how can you help me? I play the father, and you play the mother?”

 

“If that’s true, it would be a medical miracle.” Yin Gu said.

 

“By the way.” Yu Chengsong poked a steamed bun, cut it open, and ate the stuffing first. “One thing, one meal, have you thought about it?”

 

“Let’s have a full banquet.” Yin Gu calmly drank a mouthful of egg custard, “The child’s father.”

 

“Your revenge is too obvious.” Yu Chengsong opened another bun and ate the stuffing.

 

“Actually, I’ve thought about it.” Yin Gu said.

 

“What?” Yu Chengsong looked up.

 

“It’s not time to use it yet. As for food…” Yin Gu paused and smiled innocently. “I haven’t thought about it yet.”

 

“Do you have difficulty making decisions?” Yu Chengsong finally finished the fillings of the six buns and began to eat the bun skins contentedly. The dough was very soft and elastic, and there was gravy inside… “How about I cook you a meal? I see you are having a hard time.”

 

Yin Gu was stunned, his eyes slightly widening, looking at him in disbelief. “You can cook?”

 

Yu Chengsong gave a thumbs up and boasted, “It’s super awesome.”

 

Yin Gu nodded, and the serious expression on his face made Yu Chengsong feel that he really wanted to prepare a full banquet for him.

He originally thought of just showing off his cooking skills, but now he feels that if he doesn’t cook a good meal, he will be letting Yin Gu’s expectations down.

 

“Do you need anything to be prepared?” Yin Gu asked.

 

“No, just make time for it. Tell me when you are free, and I will buy groceries.” Yu Chengsong said. “Do you have cooking utensils in your house? I can’t cook at home.”

 

“Yes, but I’ve never used it.” Yin Gu didn’t ask why he couldn’t cook. Thinking about it, it might have something to do with Mother Yu.

 

“That’s fine.” Yu Chengsong said, “I just don’t have much work to do recently.”

 

Yu Chengdi’s class meeting was boring. A group of parents stood at the door and spoke humble words in a pretentious tone. Their smiles were so fake that they were eight hundred levels worse than Yin Gu’s.

 

At least Yin Gu is good-looking, and he looks good even when he was faking it.

 

“You said my son didn’t study at home, which made me angry. As a result, he scored over 90 points in the test. I can’t even say anything.”

 

“That’s right. I also want to give my daughter make-up classes. But she has an idea. She said that she could learn it just by listening. There is no need for extra lessons.”

 

“It’s hard to control the kids nowadays. They are smarter than we were back then! My son easily scored over 90 points.”

 

……

 

Yu Chengsong stood among a bunch of adults, not embarrassed at all, and took Yu Chengdi to look left and right. After a round, he lowered his head and said with regret, “Look at them, I can’t even fit in, even if I want to brag.”

 

Yu Chengdi turned his head away angrily, not looking at him. After a while, he said in a low voice awkwardly, “Zhou Xiaohang has make-up classes. He told us about it two days ago.”

 

Yu Chengsong burst out laughing and rubbed the curly hair on his head. “Is this the reason why you got 54 points in English?”

 

Yu Chengdi glared at him: “What-what does it has nothing to do with you?”

 

“Why not?” Yu Chengsong squatted down and put his arm around his shoulders, pointing to a group of pretentious parents not far away. “Look carefully, our location is so remote. You should know that your brother is a top alpha who is destined to be the center of attention. He is different from a noobie like you. He has never been bullied like this…”

 

Yu Chengdi: “…Shameless.”

 

Yu Chengsong whistled, “The one not shameless failed in English and Chinese subjects.”

 

Yu Chengdi pushed his hand away with all his strength. He was almost angered to death.

 

The head teacher was quite responsible. After the class meeting, he kept back several parents of children whose academic performance was not ideal and had individual talks with them one by one.

 

In the office, Yu Chengsong sat opposite the teacher, and next to him stood Yu Chengdi, who was so nervous that he was tugging at the hem of his trousers but trying hard to pretend that nothing was wrong.

 

“Yu Chengdi’s parent, Chengdi’s grades…” The head teacher shook his head. “His grades are too biased. He got full marks in math, 54 in English, and a little better in Chinese, 59.”

 

Yu Chengsong couldn’t help laughing, and the head teacher looked at him helplessly.

 

“I’m sorry, sorry, please continue.” Yu Chengsong said while waving his hands, “I really didn’t expect him to be so stupid…”

 

Yu Chengdi’s face turned red. The head teacher didn’t dare to do anything anymore. He gritted his teeth and said nothing.

 

“I can’t help you either with your family situation.” The teacher said with a look of pity, “You are still a high school student as well, and your academic burden is even heavier… Chengdi is not stupid, it may not be appropriate for me to say this, but it is true that he has been delayed by the teacher.”

 

“En?” Yu Chengsong frowned slightly.

 

The head teacher hesitated for a moment and said, “Chengdi had an argument with the English teacher last semester. It was caused by a small matter. I thought it would be over after a while, but I didn’t expect his grades to get worse and worse…”

 

Yu Chengsong listened with a frown.

 

The head teacher spoke very slowly.

 

The cause was indeed just a small incident—Yu Chengdi wrote the wrong answers to a word in an exam and failed the test. His English teacher insisted that he was not working hard and wanted to complain to his mother.

 

Yu Chengdi retorted that it was not possible. The English teacher was in a bad mood that day and immediately said, “Your mother doesn’t care about you either? Humph, a child like you is not pleasing to the eye! What kind of upbringing! You are a dead child that neither your parents want!”

 

Yu Chengdi was almost crying with anger. He yelled back, “You are not a good person either! Your mother also doesn’t want you!”

 

From then on, one didn’t teach properly and the other didn’t want to listen, so naturally, the student was the one who was delayed.

 

As for the Chinese teacher, he and the English teacher are husband and wife, so…

 

The head teacher looked at him apologetically and said, “I have talked to these two teachers several times, but neither of them is willing to apologize to Chengdi.”

 

Yu Chengdi sniffed, stretched his neck, and looked at the roof, his eyes red.

 

Yu Chengsong smiled and deeply experienced what it meant to “be so angry that he wanted to hit them with his fists.”

 

“Sorry to bother you, teacher. Not to mention that he’s stupid, he’s also damn stubborn.” Yu Chengsong held Yu Chengdi’s shoulders and squeezed them. “His grades and other things… I’ll find a way. I have another thing for you to trouble you with.”

 

“You say.” The head teacher felt sympathetic toward the brothers. Their parents were both there, but they didn’t even care about their children. It’s true that if you read too many books, you will see all kinds of parents.

 

“If he has any problems at school, there’s no need to wait until the parents’ meeting,” Yu Chengsong took out his cell phone. “I’ll give you my number, just tell me directly.”

 

“Okay.” The head teacher said. “Call me anytime if you need any help.”

 

At the school gate, Yu Chengsong took out his mobile phone and took pictures left and right. Each one was uglier than the last, and the composition was terrible.

 

Yu Chengdi had two school bags hanging from his shoulders. He didn’t know what was in his brother’s bag. It was so heavy that he was panting from exhaustion. After waiting for a long time, he finally couldn’t bear it any longer and shouted, “What are you doing? You’ve been taking for ten minutes already.”

 

“Hiss… that’s not right.” Yu Chengsong scratched his hair in confusion, took two steps back, and took a photo of the school gate. The result was not satisfactory. “How can Yin Gu take such a good photo? What the hell? I should change my phone, f*ck.”

 

“What does this have to do with the phone?” Yu Chengdi muttered. “You’re just stupid.”

 

“Yo, you’re saying I’m stupid?” Yu Chengsong poked his head. “Your English and Chinese are not as good as—”

 

“Stop talking!” Yu Chengdi pushed him forward angrily. “Go home!”

 

Yu Chengsong couldn’t stop laughing.

 

“Have you reflected on your actions?” The three faces on the computer screen all looked at him with frowns.

 

Yin Gu sat at the desk with his back straight, his smile having remained for so long that it became a little stiff.

 

“What aspect did you refer to?” He said.

 

“Yin Gu, if you have any opinions about the future we have arranged, you can raise them.” His dad frowned. “Instead of being like a child who has not grown up and using unreasonable reasons to prevaricate.”

 

Yin Gu’s lips curled up slightly in sarcasm: “Is it unreasonable not to want to go abroad?”

 

“You know how much effort your mom and I put in to get this opportunity?! What good prospects can you have in China? If you don’t go abroad, you’ll be nothing! We don’t need useless people at home. You must be better than me and your mom!” His dad stared at him through the camera with a look of disapproval. He tried to calm down for a long time, took the water handed over by Yin He, drank a sip, and then he recovered. “When can you be as sensible as Xiao He?”

 

He has heard this sentence since the moment he can remember.

 

“Is he sensible?” Yin Gu suddenly remembered Yu Chengsong’s words and blurted out, “No reaction at all, he might be a robot.”

 

After these words were spoken, both parties were stunned.

 

One didn’t expect his son to say that, and the other didn’t expect himself to say that.

 

The strict education from childhood to adulthood made Yin Gu silent even when he resisted, without showing off, and achieved his goals implicitly instead of blatantly refuting like now.

 

“You…” His father was obviously very angry and couldn’t say anything for a long time.

 

Yin Gu rarely felt a sense of relief during the conversation with his parents, and the smile on his face became more genuine. “I should still reflect on myself for a while.”

 

“Yin Gu.” His mother looked at him in confusion, the suspicion and disappointment in her eyes making people have a hard time breathing. “I don’t want you to learn bad things in a place like that. If you want to fight back, you can come back. I’m willing to give you a chance to listen to your explanation.”

 

This was his mother’s final concession.

 

Too bad he didn’t want it.

 

“That kind of place” was great, and he didn’t want to leave.

 

“No need.” He heard himself say.

 

Even though he was about to be mad at him, his dad only turned off the video after telling me to do so. This is the upbringing of an intellectual.

 

Yin Gu breathed a sigh of relief. The distance in time and space could not separate him from that home. Although his body had escaped far away, his spirit was still trapped there.

 

No, the body does not belong to himself either.

 

“Buzz—”

 

He picked up his phone.

 

Duan Jiu: It was Zhao Liangwei and his men who did it. Yin He reported their gathering to smoke to the director. Those idiots deserve a beating for meddling in other people’s business.

 

Yin Gu sneered.

 

So what does it have to do with him? The only benefit of being scolded for nothing was that he met Yu Chengsong, stayed with him for a night, and learned about some of Yu Chengsong’s past…

 

Duan Jiu: Do you want to explain this to your dad?

 

Yin Gu lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth.

 

Student Yin: Does it make sense?

 

When a group of people have their subjective impression of you engraved in their minds, your best decision is to keep silent.

 

No one listened either, even after he explained it, and even if they did, no one would believe it anyway.

 

The only one who was tired was still him.

 

Duan Jiu: Do they also make you go abroad?

 

Student Yin: Can we change the topic to something happier?

 

Duan Jiu: ……

 

He can’t be blamed for the chat, right…

 

Duan Jiu: Do you need to relax? Why don’t you buy a ticket and come back for a few days? We brothers will accompany you to relax for two days.

 

Yin Gu thought about it and refused.

 

Those friends are all at the level of Duan Jiu. Chatting with them can make people go from catching a cold to being in a coffin. If he has time to hang out with them, he might as well have a meal with Yu Chengsong…

 

He can actually cook, and he’s also at a “super awesome level”…

 

Yin Gu laughed and poked the red dot in his moment.

 

They were all posts from former classmates about stupid things that happened in school.

 

I didn’t do well on the exam…

 

The director caught me in puppy love…

 

I didn’t clean up the dorm, and was penalized to stand for a day…

 

If Yu Chengsong has puppy love, Director Han might be thankful that someone was taking care of him during his susceptible period.

 

Just as he was thinking about it, Yin Gu slid into his moment.

 

He had looked at Yu Chengsong’s moment before, which was set to be visible for three days, and it was blank.

 

The background picture is a half-red big apple placed on the table. The photo is very ugly, with no light or composition. It feels like he just took the photo casually, and his hands were really clumsy.

 

The signature below is the same as the nickname—”Is a good person.”

 

Yu Chengsong posted a moment today. When Yin Gu saw the photos, he felt that they were taken by the same photographer as the background picture, they were both ugly.

 

-Being both a father and a mother.

 

Picture: A hand in a pose appears at a weird angle, pointing at the gate of “Xiyuan City No. 1 Primary School”. The door in the camera is not in the center, it is crooked, and there are messy things on the edge. There is also a leg in the upper left corner, which should belong to the security guard.

 

A photo that drives people with obsessive-compulsive disorder crazy.

 

If that hand wasn’t so beautiful that it saved the whole photo, Yin Gu would have wanted to block Yu Chengsong from his circle of friends.

 

Yin Gu didn’t even click on the large picture to take a closer look, for fear that he would have to fix it overnight and send it to him.

 

If he really did this, Yu Chengsong would probably call him and have a “friendly” exchange with him, using the eight generations of ancestors on both sides as a bridge.

 

He thought about it for a long time, and because Mr. Yu Chengsong liked his post, he also gave a thumbs up.

 

After scrolling down a few times and looking at two more posts, Yin Gu felt something was not right. He hesitated for a few seconds and swiped back to cancel the like.

 

He couldn’t get over the hurdle of conscience.

 

The phone buzzed.

 

Is a good person: Click the like button again.

 

Yin Gu couldn’t help but burst out laughing and press the voice button.

 

Student Yin: Don’t you think it’s ugly?

 

Yu Chengsong also sent a voice message.

 

Is a good person: Ugly? I took more than 50 photos and picked out the best one, and you said it was ugly? This classmate, I will give you one last chance.

 

Student Yin: Very beautiful.

 

Is a good person: I like the way you adapt to the situation

 

Yin Gu laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

 

The next morning, when Yu Chengsong rode his bike to the school gate, the automatic door had already closed. He shouted, “Uncle! Door!”

 

The old man was lying in the guard room, just like an old man. He didn’t even raise his head, pressed the remote control, and opened a crack for him.

 

Yu Chengsong rode in through the gap with his superb riding skills and parked his bike slowly. He was the only one on the entire playground and was not in a hurry. He walked into the teaching building like a wandering soul.

 

Unfortunately, the first class was Chinese. The Chinese teacher had been holding a grudge against him for a long time, so much so that as soon as he slipped halfway in from the back door, a piece of chalk flew towards him like lightning.

 

Yu Chengsong was so sleepy that he barely opened his eyes. He instinctively stepped back and dodged in an unusually pretentious manner. Then he staggered to the front door and shouted, “Report.”

 

“Come in!” The Chinese teacher pointed to the desk, “Stand here, come and tell your classmates why you are late.”

 

Yu Chengsong was not angry either. He laughed and said seriously, “I practiced calligraphy all night and couldn’t get up in the morning.”

 

The whole class knew that his handwriting was beautiful but messy, and they burst into laughter when they heard it.

 

“Stop laughing! You guys are not as good as him.” the Chinese teacher patted him on the back. “Go back and sit down, listen to the class carefully, and don’t fall asleep.”

 

“Okay.” Yu Chengsong replied lazily. After sitting down, he immediately slumped over the table, as if he had lost his memory.

 

“Why are you late?” Yin Gu asked in a low voice.

 

“I’m so sleepy.” Yu Chengsong also whispered. “I couldn’t get up.”

 

His mother couldn’t find Yu Chengyuan’s bowl in the morning and made a big fuss, so he couldn’t fall asleep even though he was in bed.

 

“Staying up late again?” Yin Gu looked at him.

 

“I’m so worried that I can’t sleep. Yu Chengdi failed in Chinese and English. Don’t these two things just need a brain, and it’ll be fine? I’ve been thinking all night and still can’t figure out how to make money for a head transplant.” Yu Chengsong covered his stomach. “I didn’t even have a breakfast. I’m starving.”

 

Yin Gu reached his hand into the table and searched.

 

Yu Chengsong immediately looked at him expectantly.

 

Yin Gu lived up to his expectations and took out a cup of unopened millet porridge and handed it to him. “It’s a good filling.”

 

Yu Chengsong glanced at it and almost drooled, but he didn’t take it. He frowned and asked, “No sugar in it, right?”

 

Yin Gu sighed: “Lots, lots, lots, lots of sugar, it’s choking me. You must love it.”

 

Today he wanted to try Yu Chengsong’s way of eating, so he bought sesame sugar biscuits and sweetened porridge. He barely ate the sesame sugar biscuit and drank a sip of the porridge, throwing away the rest.

 

He really can’t get used to it.

 

Yu Chengsong took it, pierced the straw, and took a sip. His eyes widened, and he gave him a thumbs up.

 

The sweetness is just right, Magical Gu Gu is always divine.

 

“The essay of our classmates is definitely a big problem! No one can satisfy me except Yin Gu, especially Yu Chengsong!”

 

Yu Chengsong was lying on the table with his head down, drinking porridge happily. Hearing this, he was reluctant to put the porridge on the table and looked directly towards the podium.

 

“What are you eating? Smells so good?!” The Chinese teacher glared at him, “If you want to eat it, buy one for each student in our class, don’t let us support you.”

 

Classic quotes. Yu Chengsong glanced at Yin Gu and raised his hand: “Report, I didn’t buy the food, my deskmate insisted on giving it to me, I couldn’t beat him, so I had to eat a bite.”

 

Yin Gu gave him a look that was hard to describe.

 

Yu Chengsong said wickedly. “Please support me and send the Buddha to the west.”

 

“Don’t drag Yin Gu into this.” the Chinese teacher said. “I want to talk about you. Do you have a grudge against me? It’s an 800-word essay but you stop at 700. Writing a few more lines must tire you to death, right?!”

 

Yu Chengsong was about to speak when the Chinese teacher said, “And your handwriting! I’ve told you eight hundred times not to connect your strokes! People have left space for you to write each word one by one, but you insisted on connecting your strokes. Even the space couldn’t stop you. Are you going to fly to the sky?”

 

“I’m about to take off.” Yu Chengsong said softly.

 

The Chinese teacher has tolerated him for a long time. It is rare for any teacher to mention Yu Chengsong. It’s just for her Chinese subject that he has many shortcomings and is not as good as other subjects.

 

“You two sit at the same table. You.” The Chinese teacher pointed at him, “Come to my office after class to get the composition paper. Copy Yin Gu’s essay twice today. No connecting strokes!”

 

“Plagiarism is shameful.” Said Yu Chengsong.

 

“I asked you to look at how he writes! Did I tell you to write your essay like him in the future?!” The Chinese teacher seemed to be going crazy, and her face turned red with anger.

 

“Got it.” Yu Chengsong raised his hands in surrender.

 

As soon as the bell rang, Qian Xiaoyu turned around and said, “Song Ge, let me get the essay papers for you. The Chinese teacher is really angry. If you don’t get it, you will probably have to find Lao Li.”

 

Yu Chengsong was full and in a good mood. He took Yin Gu’s essay and prepared to read it. “Go ahead.”

 

Qian Xiaoyu walked away happily.

 

“How is it?” Yin Gu held his chin and looked at him, asking with a smile.

 

“It’s really well written.” Yu Chengsong flicked through the essay papers. Yin Gu’s handwriting was also arrogant, but every stroke was arrogant and very pleasing. He couldn’t help but say, “It just has nothing to do with the truth.”

 

“It’s just an essay.” Yin Gu said, “Does it need to be true?”

 

“No need.” Yu Chengsong looked at him and narrowed his eyes. “But you know better than me whether I’m talking about the essay or not.”

 

Yin Gu was slightly stunned.

 

“You’re still smiling when you don’t want to smile.” Yu Chengsong whispered in his ear. “Aren’t you tired?”

 

Yin Gu was silent.

 

Yu Chengsong regretted speaking so directly a little bit. He just drank magical Gu Gu’s porridge, and he was accused of being autistic. He was just playing around and throwing sand, which was the behavior of a younger brother.

 

After a while, Yin Gu suddenly laughed, leaned over, and whispered in his ear, “You obviously like getting along with people, but you pretend to be like this now. Aren’t you tired?”

 

Yu Chengsong paused on the table, turned his head, and they looked at each other.

 

Both of them saw the three words “must be silenced” in each other’s eyes at the same time.

 

This was the first time that Yu Chengsong was defeated. He looked at him for a while, said nothing, took out a cigarette, and went straight to the toilet.

 

His mood fell into the ditch because he was seen through, rolled in the mud, and got stepped on twice for the first time. It was terrible.

 

……

 

Actually, it’s not that bad. If they start from the beginning, the two of them should be considered a draw.

 

F*ck, Magical Gu Gu’s skills can be pretty annoying sometimes.

 

But it was only Yin Gu who could see through the shell he had been running for many years at a glance, grab the core that was hidden inside, and even pull a handful of it out.

 

It doesn’t hurt, it just feels uncomfortable.

 

The class bell rang at an inopportune time, and Yu Chengsong went into the bathroom without hesitation.

 

“Oh.” The scene inside made him whistle, and he leaned against the door with his arms folded across his chest, “Am I here at the wrong time?”

 

Jia Feisong was standing in the innermost part. The gauze on his head had not been removed yet, but he did not hesitate to act like a hooligan. He grabbed Wu Xiaoyuan’s arm with one hand, covered her mouth with the other, and tried to push her into the toilet cubicle.

 

There are also four lackeys guarding the door.

 

When Wu Xiaoyuan saw Yu Chengsong, she couldn’t stop crying.

 

Yu Chengsong raised his hand, and orange-red pheromones suddenly burst out, cleverly avoiding Wu Xiaoyuan and hitting Jia Feisong and the other four.

 

As soon as the restraints on Wu Xiaoyuan loosened, she quickly ran to Yu Chengsong. She was so scared that her legs went limp, and she almost fell down when Yu Chengsong grabbed her shoulders and lifted her up.

 

“If your legs can’t be used, you can donate them to people in need.” Yu Chengsong looked at Jia Feisong and spoke to her.

 

Wu Xiaoyuan: “……”

 

Mom, Brother Song is so fierce.

 

If Yin Gu were here, he would tell her that Brother Song is not fierce, he just has a bad mouth.

 

Unfortunately, Yin Gu was not there. Wu Xiaoyuan didn’t dare to breathe and huddled aside, trying not to hold Yu Chengsong back.

 

“Yu Chengsong! You don’t f*cking mind other people’s business!” Jia Feisong stared at Yu Chengsong.

 

Although he didn’t even see the murderer’s face that day and the other party didn’t use pheromones, but he can guarantee with his life that the idiot who cracked his head open was Yu Chengsong! Otherwise, who would have the ability to abuse him without using pheromones… F*ck!

 

Yu Chengsong leaned against the door, smiled, and raised his eyebrows. “Oh, I just like to meddle in other people’s business. Are you going to hit me?”

 

“…F*ck!” Jia Feisong was so angry that his teeth itched and he pointed at Wu Xiaoyuan. “Wu Xiaoyuan is mine, don’t be shameless!”

 

“Oh my god.” Yu Chengsong looked at him in disbelief, “My dear son, you’re already 18, can you please stop saying such childish things? I’m so embarrassed. And ‘mine’… Come on, learn from me, that’s called ‘ex-girlfriend’. She broke up with you eight hundred years ago. Do you know what breaking up means? It means that if she holds my hand and kisses me now, you can watch but can’t say a word.”

 

“Bullsh*t! Just try to touch her!” Jia Feisong turned his wrist and pointed at Yu Chengsong. “You were lucky last time in the alley. I let you run away. I—”

 

“Wait.” Yu Chengsong looked puzzled. “What alley? Did the part of your brain that controls your IQ get blown up? How come you’re automatically creating memories?”

 

“F*ck your mother!” Jia Feisong felt his head was dizzy and his blood pressure was soaring. “Stop pretending to be so awesome and that you are at such an awesome level that you didn’t get blocked by six or seven people! You won’t be that lucky next time…”

 

Yu Chengsong felt that he was indeed very awesome. Through these simple words, “six or seven”, “alley”, and “awesome level”, he quickly and keenly thought of the wound on Yin Gu’s palm.

 

“How did you get it?”

 

“I was not careful when I was moving things.”

 

“Damn, with a dagger?”

 

“Maybe, I didn’t see it clearly.”

 

Damn it, he owes someone a favor again. No, this was Yin Gu’s own will, so it shouldn’t count as a favor… No, what if those idiots mistook Yin Gu for him… After all, in the entire No. 1 Middle School, only Yin Gu was as stunning as him…

 

“Yu Chengsong!” Halfway through the confrontation, the other party became distracted. Jia Feisong felt that he was being severely humiliated. His blood boiled, and he rushed over with his fists raised.

 

Yu Chengsong noticed it the first time he moved his feet but didn’t want to move.

 

If this matter is to become a big deal, they cannot start with Wu Xiaoyuan. After all, Jia Feisong himself said that he has Wu Xiaoyuan’s photos… so let him rush forward and take charge.

 

You can only fight back when you are beaten.

 

So he didn’t move, intending to take the blow.

 

The fist came with the wind, and Yu Chengsong tilted his head to make sure his excellent nose bridge would not be hit. When the distance was less than ten centimeters, the door beside him was suddenly pushed open, and then a long leg kicked over fiercely, kicking Jia Feisong in the stomach. He was kicked out directly, hit the ground with a loud “bang”, and even bounced…

 

F*ck.

 

Yu Chengsong was shocked. He knew who it was just by looking at the legs without turning around.

 

The next second, the overwhelming smell of blood surrounded the entire space. Jia Feisong’s lackeys just ran for two steps to help their boss but were directly pressed to the ground by a pheromone, and one of them even stuck out his butt in a particularly indecent way.

 

“Are you stupid?” Yin Gu’s voice sounded in his ears. “Don’t you know how to hide?”

 

Yu Chengsong tilted his head to look at him and whispered loudly in his ear, “Actually, I did it on purpose.”

 

“Tremble” Yin Gu raised his eyebrows.

 

“We’ll talk about it when we get back.” Yu Chengsong’s pheromones surrounded Wu Xiaoyuan to prevent her from being aroused by Yin Gu’s pheromones. “Put away your magic, Magical Gu Gu, there are innocent people here.”

 

Yin Gu then noticed Wu Xiaoyuan, and the smell of blood instantly disappeared. He smiled apologetically at Wu Xiaoyuan: “Sorry, are you okay?”

 

“……” Wu Xiaoyuan shook her head like a rattle.

 

Mom, this person has two pheromones!

 

“What’s going on?” Yin Gu asked.

 

“I won’t tell you.” Yu Chengsong said, “The battle just ended, and we are still in the enemy camps.”

 

“It’s just a few words that hurt each other.” Yin Gu smiled. “Is it that serious?”

 

Yu Chengsong looked at Wu Xiaoyuan, pointed at Yin Gu, and said earnestly, “I won’t talk about idiots like Jia Feisong, but you should also pay attention to this kind of person, who looks decent but is actually a scumbag. Just take a look.”

 

“……” Wu Xiaoyuan didn’t dare to say a word.

 

Mom, I want him to be a scumbag to me with this face!

 

Suddenly, footsteps approached from far away, and a familiar, loud voice was heard outside the door: “Where are the pheromones? Another fight? A gang fight?”

 

The more he talked, the more bizarre it became. Yu Chengsong whispered to Yin Gu, “I’ll start over with you later.”

 

“Why do we have to start from the beginning again? I—” Yin Gu paused, remembered something, and stopped with a guilty conscience.

 

Yu Chengsong gave him a thumbs up and glared at him: “You are awesome, Magical Gu Gu. Do you have any surprises that Daddy doesn’t know about?”

 

“Stop it.” Yin Gu changed the subject. “Child’s father.”

 

“Even his grandfather is useless.” Yu Chengsong glanced at him.

 

What’s the point of taking the beating for him behind his back without telling him?

 

Although he was essentially helping, but he still felt unhappy.

 

The door that had just been closed by Yin Gu was pushed open again with force, making a painful “creak—”

 

Yu Chengsong immediately leaned on Yin Gu’s shoulder with superb acting skills, holding his stomach with a look of pain on his face, and his acting was more realistic than the door.

 

Yin Gu: “……”

 

Wu Xiaoyuan: “……”

 

Jia Feisong and his lackeys: “……”

 

This was the scene Director Han saw when he walked in. There was a man lying on the ground, surrounded by four others, three standing at the door, and one of them was weak… Yu Chengsong?

 

“Yu Chengsong!” Some students don’t have to do anything, as long as they show up, it is not related to good things. Director Han subconsciously asked him, “What did you do?”

 

“I hiss—” Yu Chengsong leaned against Yin Gu, his lips trembling in pain, and he gasped and said, “I…I—”

 

“You—” Director Han couldn’t bear to watch any longer. “Who could beat you like this? Stop pretending!”

 

Yu Chengsong closed his eyes in pain and blatantly knocked on Yin Gu’s waist with his hand behind his back.

 

“Teacher, they are bullying female student.” Yin Gu glanced around and saw that one of the lackeys was holding a small baton. “Yu Chengsong didn’t have time to stop them and blocked two hits from the baton for her. They beat him very hard. Yu Chengsong should go to the infirmary now.”

 

Director Han looked at Wu Xiaoyuan. Wu Xiaoyuan had tears in her eyes. Just as she was about to open her mouth, Yu Chengsong suddenly started coughing and gave her a look from an angle where no one could see.

 

She closed her mouth again and just lowered her head and cried.

 

The effect was faster than speaking. Director Han frowned and was about to speak, but Jia Feisong held his stomach and said intermittently with real emotion, “He bullsh*tting! This kid…” He pointed at Yin Gu, “He kicked me!”

 

This time, before Yu Chengsong could speak, Director Han was already unhappy: “Yin Gu fought with you for no reason? Do you think everyone is a bunch of dishonest brats like you? He still has a lot to learn!”

 

Yin Gu lowered his eyelids, looking fair and just, and said in a deep voice, “I don’t care what you say about me, but it is a fact that my deskmate was beaten, and he is injured now.”

 

“He was injured a few times! He—”

 

“He was beaten by you, you should apologize to him.” Yin Gu frowned and looked at him.

 

Jia Feisong was so angry that he covered his stomach and gasped for breath, with a look of “f*ck your mother” on his face.

 

Yu Chengsong’s entire body was shaking as he was trying to hold back his laughter.

 

F*ck, Yin Gu, you are worthy of it.

 

Director Han looked around with wide eyes and finally waved his hand, pointing at the five people on the ground. “Come with me to the office!”

 

Without waiting for Jia Feisong to protest, he turned to look at Wu Xiaoyuan and asked, “Which class are you from?”

 

Wu Xiaoyuan said in a very low voice, “Class 15…”

 

Director Han hesitated for a moment, looked at Jia Feisong and the others who were staring at Wu Xiaoyuan fiercely, and immediately said, “You and Yin Gu take Yu Chengsong to the infirmary first. If it’s serious, ask me for leave to go to the hospital. You are not allowed to skip classes!”

 

“Thank you, Director.” Yin Gu said.

 

As soon as Director Han left, Yu Chengsong returned to normal. He stretched his shoulders and turned to look at Wu Xiaoyuan. “You should go back to class first. If someone asks you, you don’t have to say anything.”

 

Wu Xiaoyuan was so touched that she spoke incoherently: “Brother Song, I, I…”

 

“This stupid mouth of yours can cause a lot of trouble. Just shut it if you can.” Yu Chengsong said.

 

Wu Xiaoyuan: “……”

 

Mom, is this how big guys talk? Wuwuwu!

 

Yu Chengsong was not injured at all, but in order to play his part, he decided to go to the infirmary.

 

But before that, he went to the supermarket and bought a bag of snacks very arrogantly.

 

The doctor was not in again, so Yu Chengsong took the key and opened the door to the inner room as if he were familiar with it. Yin Gu drew the curtains as if he were familiar with them. The two of them sat on the bed, looking at a bag of snacks, and remained silent.

 

“So many sweet things.” Yin Gu was the first to break the silence, poking a bag of white rabbit candy, “It’s not good for your teeth.”

 

“Not eating sweets is bad for my heart.” Yu Chengsong opened a bag of jelly and threw one to Yin Gu. “I’m prone to sudden death from hunger.”

 

Yin Gu tore it open and handed it to him.

 

Yu Chengsong raised his eyebrows and took it: “Bribery is useless; confess, and you will be treated leniently.”

 

“How did you get that wound on your hand?”

 

“I was cut with a dagger.” Yin Gu confessed and was given leniency.

 

“Where did it happen?” Yu Chengsong narrowed his eyes.

 

“In that alley you saw the brave man.” Yin Gu told him everything he knew.

 

“Did you go to find them, or did they run into you?” Yu Chengsong asked the key question. The former was Yin Gu’s own, and the latter was his.

 

“I bumped into them on the way.” Yin Gu answered the script calmly. “I was in a bad mood, so I beat them up.”

 

“Really?” Yu Chengsong peeled a white rabbit candy, put it in front of him, and looked into his eyes. “Classmate Gu, you can tell what I’m thinking just by looking at me. You’re not the only one who has this superpower.”

 

“……” Yin Gu sighed and pushed the candy back. “It’s not bumping.”

 

“Then what is it?” Yu Chengsong put the candy in his mouth and rolled it with his tongue. “If you say it’s a heroic act, I will definitely fight with you.”

 

“If I say it was just a coincidence…”

 

Yu Chengsong snapped his fingers, and there was a click.

 

Yin Gu tried hard not to laugh.

 

If he laughed at this time, Yu Chengsong would fight with him without any reason.

 

“It’s not a coincidence.” He corrected himself, thought for a moment, raised his head, and asked seriously, “I’m afraid that they will slap you in the face.”

 

“What kind of magical reason is this?” Yu Chengsong looked at him in amazement. “You are really good at praising people. I am not angry anymore. I know that I am stunningly handsome. Can you come up with another reason?”

 

“Can.” Yin Gu nodded seriously. After a long while, he frowned and said, “I haven’t figured it out.”

 

“F*ck…” Yu Chengsong couldn’t hold back his laughter. “You’re fucking crazy.”

 

Yin Gu also laughed and leaned against the wall: “Really, I wanted to go home directly originally, but by the time I realized it, I had already walked over. Now you ask me to give a reason, I can only make one up on the spot.”

 

“Maybe I’ve been holding it in for too long and want to do something? You know I have some… violent tendencies?” Yin Gu found a suitable excuse for both of them. “After all, I just transferred here, and I’m not familiar with any of the cliques, so it’s not easy to do something. Suddenly I see someone coming to my doorstep, and I think, ‘If my deskmate can beat him, then I can do the same.’ This mentality is more stable.”

 

“Oh.” Yu Chengsong said.

 

To be honest, he was not very satisfied with the answer, but he did not ask again because it was not the optimal solution, but it was the most appropriate one.

 

Someone he’s just met for a few days, who’s not even his friend, suddenly helps him fight. No one can tell the reason, so just leave it unspeakable.

 

There is a saying that goes, When the ship reaches the bridgehead, it will be natural—

 

“Actually…” Yin Gu suddenly spoke up, interrupting Yu Chengsong’s “straightness.”

 

“If I really want to give a reason and analyze it in depth, I probably don’t want a classmate who is rarely pleasing to my eyes to have an accident.”

 

“After all, I’m not easy to please.”

 

Yu Chengsong also looked at him, and after a full half minute, he said, “What… kind of taste do you have? I am pleasing to the eyes?”

 

In fact, he was shocked that Yin Gu could actually say it out loud. According to his observations during this period, Yin Gu should be the kind of person who keeps everything in his heart and would only tell five out of ten, keeping the remaining five out of ten hidden until the end of time.

 

Although living like this has a high tolerance rate, it is very tiring because they have to suppress their nature all the time. So he doesn’t do that. He is casual and does whatever makes him happy.

 

Ah, that’s how he longs for freedom.

 

I am a free butterfly…

 

“I also find it incredible.” Yin Gu said, “But who can say for sure whether someone is attracted to you or not? When I first saw you at the entrance of the classroom, I thought, ‘There’s someone similar.’”

 

There’s someone similar.

 

Yu Chengsong looked at the ceiling and couldn’t help laughing. The more he laughed, the more he couldn’t stop. Finally, he bumped into Yin Gu with his shoulder, “F*ck… this is amazing.”

 

“What—” Before Yin Gu could finish, Yu Chengsong dug into the plastic bag, pulled out two bottles of ad calcium, inserted straws into each, and handed one to Yin Gu: “Ah! Today! Cheers to our friendship!”

 

“Then you should hold a red wine glass.” Yin Gu laughed and clinked the bottle with him.

 

The air returned to silence, and the two people silently drank AD calcium which was not cool at all.

 

“Yin Gu.” Yu Chengsong suddenly spoke.

 

“En?” Yin Gu tilted his head to look at him.

 

“Are we friends now?” Yu Chengsong also turned his head to look at him.

 

“If you say it doesn’t count.” Yin Gu frowned. “I might cry out of sadness.”

 

“Don’t do that.” Yu Chengsong smiled, and suddenly felt very happy. Hey, his second friend, how rare. “I don’t know how to coax people.”

 

Yin Gu touched his arm, the corners of his lips curving, “Same here.”