The two days of the weekend passed quickly, and Jia Manning sent 800 messages a day to tell them not to forget to train.
Yu Chengsong disliked the hot weather and didn’t want to go. Not only did he not want to go, he also urged Yin Gu not to go as well. Yin Gu gave Yu Chengsong two days of special training. The unfortunate child was forced to finish three exercise books in two days, and his hands were already swollen from doing so.
Maybe it was because the two of them were too willful. When the bell rang for the end of class at noon, Yu Chengsong was about to stand up when he was stopped by Jia Manning’s voice.
“You two! Don’t move! I’m talking to you two!”
Yu Chengsong knew he was in the wrong and sat back down.
Jia Manning ran over quickly with her short legs, panting anxiously, her eyes wandering over the two of them, and asked anxiously, “Brothers, how were the movements? Do you remember? I heard them say that you two haven’t been there for several days already. Is that true?”
“What movement?” Yu Chengsong looked confused.
“Didn’t we only need to stand there?” Yin Gu looked confused.
“……” Jia Manning’s mouth twitched. These two people together are so annoying that they have a double kill effect. She covered her twitching heart and said earnestly, “Brothers, today is already the 23rd, and the sports competition is coming soon. You two have to practice quickly; otherwise, it will be so embarrassing!”
“What practice?” Yu Chengsong leaned back in his chair and smiled at her. “Just move my arms and legs, and it will be done. You don’t really expect me to dance, do you?”
“Even if you’re just swinging your arms and legs, you still have to know where you should stand.” Jia Manning was so upset that she pulled her hair. “Don’t you remember the formation? You were taught on the first day, the PE teacher will check it tomorrow afternoon, and you two are still… No, we can’t let this degenerate any further. Follow me!”
“I haven’t eaten yet.” Yu Chengsong was too lazy to move. The sun outside was as bright as a scorching lamp, and a layer of grease would form if he went out.
“Be brave and fight hard!” Jia Manning encouraged him.
“Can I practice by watching a video?” Yin Gu didn’t really want to move.
“Be brave enough to overcome difficulties!” Jia Manning turned around and gave him a thumbs up.
“……” Yu Chengsong.
“……” Yin Gu.
There were quite a lot of people on the playground who were practicing cheerleading. Some of them had even changed into their costumes, and the flowers and willows were all beautiful, one more beautiful than the other. The only difference was that other people’s classes had oga boys, while their class was full of girls.
“Weren’t there two men before?” Yu Chengsong tied his hair up lazily because it was too hot. “Why are they gone?”
There was an immediate cheer all around, and everyone had started rummaging through their pockets, trying to secretly take two photos of Yu Chengsong with his hair tied up under their PE teacher’s nose.
This is the first performance on the playground this semester! And Yin Gu is also next to him!
Although the cheerleading team…
But last year’s Gobang was really good!
“After knowing that you two joined the cheerleading team, they were immediately pushed away by the girls.” Jia Manning moved aside, trying not to block Yu Chengsong and Yin Gu, and enthusiastically presented the two seeded players of their class to the people in the playground.
“Then he has to thank both of us.” Yu Chengsong walked into the drifting oga pheromones and strictly restrained himself from emitting any alpha pheromones; otherwise, this group of people would fall down.
The cultural committee was lining up in her team uniform. When she saw them, the smile on her face disappeared, and she frowned. “You two can’t escape this time. The PE teacher will check tomorrow. This is related to the honor of the class.”
“Sorry, there won’t be next time.” Yin Gu laughed.
The Cultural Committee: “……” Blushing.
“Actually, you two don’t have to feel too much pressure either.” Jia Manning glanced at the cultural committee and sneakily whispered to them, “You guys don’t have to do any technical moves, just be handsome, and that’s it.”
“Don’t I look handsome when I’m standing?” Yu Chengsong narrowed his eyes, dizzy from the dazzling sunlight.
“Handsome, handsome, handsome, Brother Song is so handsome!” Jia Manning hurriedly coaxed him, worrying about him so much. “But you have to stand in the right position to be more handsome, and there are also a few little moves we need to remember.”
“Oh?” Yu Chengsong said, “Then can I not do any move?”
“I don’t really want to do it either.” Yin Gu added.
“Impossible!!!” The cultural committee turned around and glared at them as if she had read a radar. “You have to do it! Our class has to be proud of this time! We have to get the third from the bottom!”
“Why do I feel like our cultural committee is on fire?” Yu Chengsong raised his hand and applauded.
“The fire of passion.” Yin Gu followed suit and applauded.
Jia Manning: “……” If you two make her angrier, she’ll combust.
The cultural committee arranged for Yu Chengsong and Yin Gu to stand in the middle of the team and then stand at the front to give commands.
“Let’s go through the process from the beginning. Yu Chengsong, Yin Gu, if you two can’t remember anything, ask me later.”
Yu Chengsong raised his hand to show that he heard it.
As the music started, more than a dozen people began to twist their bodies, and they didn’t stop until more than five minutes later.
Yu Chengsong and Yin Gu memorized the movements after watching them once, and from their own class’s perspective, they seemed too simple.
A group of people were making hearts and circles, jumping and spinning with two colorful balls, and finally shouting the slogan “Class 16 will win.”
The most difficult and the only highlight of the whole set is the cool personal solo that the cultural committee will perform in the middle.
A typical one-to-ten situation.
“It seems that the hope of the third from the bottom still lies mainly with the two of us.” Yin Gu was a little disappointed with the overall effect. Maybe wearing a little skirt would be better?
“Take off your clothes and jump around.” Yu Chengsong looked at him with a smile, the colored balls in his hand clattering, the quality was pretty good. “The third one is all yours.”
“I will be arrested.” Yin Gu looked regretful.
Yu Chengsong was full of admiration.
You’ll take it off if you don’t get arrested? You’re so sexy ah.
The cultural committee was worried, so she taught them both again separately.
The movements were so simple that one could do them with their eyes closed, and they were not much different from what Jia Manning had said—knowing where to stand was two-thirds of the task completed.
First, follow the team and walk three laps. In the fourth lap, stand in the middle and make a heart shape for all the classmates in the school. After that, Yin Gu or Yu Chengsong will pick up the other party and spin around. Then continue walking. In the sixth lap, two people will each hold up the cultural committee with one arm, and the cultural committee will do a backflip. In the last lap, all members threw the ball into the sky—the strongest tool man.
“Who’s holding who?” Yu Chengsong looked at Jia Manning, and the devil whispered, “Think it over first, then speak.”
It’s a fatal question.
Jia Manning looked at Yu Chengsong’s hand, which was so white and almost transparent in the sunlight with distinct joints, and imagined the scene of this hand twisting her neck. She decisively chose Brother Song.
“Of course you hold Yin Gu!”
“En?” Yin Gu looked up.
“Student Yin Gu.” Jia Manning clenched her fist and raised it to her chest, her eyes firm. “For the honor of the class!”
“I’m fine with anything.” Yin Gu laughed, “Don’t be nervous.”
Jia Manning was so moved that she almost cried. This was the easiest child she had been able to take care of in over half a year.
“But I suddenly thought of a question.” Yin Gu glanced at Yu Chengsong and nodded his chin diagonally behind him. “There were two of us on the cheerleading team, but there was only one ‘most popular cheerleader’.”
Yu Chengsong turned his head and looked behind him. A group of ogas holding their cell phones gathered together and quarreled fiercely, their faces red and extremely angry.
With a little attention, he could hear the whispers of this small group of people.
“Didn’t we agree to vote for Brother Song? Why are you betraying?”
“I don’t care… I’m going to vote for Yin Gu anyway. He smiled at me the other day!”
“It’s not like Brother Song can’t smile!”
“Hey, hey, hey, stop arguing. They are both in the same class and have a good relationship. It doesn’t matter who it is given to.”
“But last year, when Zhou Zheyu and Brother Song were competing for the same position, we chose Brother Song.”
“Is Zhou Zheyu, that playboy, worthy?”
“Yes, not worthy!”
……
“Zhou Zheyu is about to cry.” Yu Chengsong couldn’t help laughing and nudged Yin Gu’s arm, “It’s a pity that we can’t record it.”
Just as Yin Gu was about to speak, a girl suddenly shouted over here, “Which of you two wants the vote?”
Yu Chengsong glanced at them and said nothing.
The girl didn’t give up and shouted again, “Yin Gu, do you want the vote?”
Yin Gu tilted his head to look at them, smiled with his eyes curved, “Give it to him, he is more handsome than me.”
There was a burst of excited screams.
Yu Chengsong raised his eyebrows slightly. He didn’t know why, but he just wanted to join in the fun and lazily shouted, “Give it to him. He deserves the title of No. 1 in the grade.”
The screams became louder, and a few people excitedly hugged each other and shouted, mixed with incomprehensible words such as “I’m shipping” and “It’s real”.
There aren’t even any stairs, he doesn’t know what they even want to ship.
Just as he was thinking about it, someone suddenly said, “I told you they have a thing!”
Yu Chengsong paused as he pushed Yin Gu’s arm, withdrew his hand unnoticeably, and took out his cell phone to take a look.
There is a thing. What kind of thing? Peking opera? Henan opera? Huangmei opera? Or… a romance?
F*ck…
“What are you thinking about?” Yin Gu took the bottle of mineral water thrown by the squad leader and handed him one. “This serious?”
“…Thinking of how much the photo of you in a skirt can sell for.” Yu Chengsong unscrewed the lit and took a sip, suppressing the turmoil in his heart.
“It shouldn’t be as expensive as yours.” Yin Gu flipped through a few photos to show him, with a look of regret on his face, “Yesterday I bought a set of daily life blurry photos in the group, I spent fifty-six yuan, but in the end there were only sixteen photos, and the clarity hadn’t even been fixed. I went to argue with the seller, but she blocked me.”
“F*ck…” Yu Chengsong was shocked and swiped the screen a few times. The photo was taken from some weird angle of him sleeping on the table after class. It was so blurry that one could only make out it was him from the seat he was sitting in. The market price was not even five yuan. How did Yin Gu get the top spot in the grade? Someone else must’ve been hired.
“Didn’t I tell you to come to me when you have money but nowhere to spend it?” Yu Chengsong said with sympathy, “You can take any photo you want. It’s 10 yuan for HD photos, 18 yuan for the required poses, and 28 yuan for the required location. I’m honest and negotiable.”
“Really?” Yin Gu took out his phone. “I took it seriously.”
“More real than pearls.” Yu Chengsong’s cell phone rang, and he took it out.
Yin Gu transferred 100 yuan.
“You’re this rich?” Yu Chengsong clicked to receive the payment button, put his phone in his pocket, tied his hair tighter, and tilted his head to look at him. “Come, take ten shots in a row, shoot from all angles without any blind spot.”
“This is a price for one shot.” Yin Gu watched his movements, curled his lips, and gave serious instructions: “Additional requirement: You pointed at me and shouted at me on the podium: Yin Gu, you are really handsome.”
“…Why don’t you just let me run naked?” Yu Chengsong quickly returned the money.
There is a bottom line in life: sell your art but not your body.
“You’ll be arrested.” Yin Gu returned the money again and thought for a moment, “You should wear a skirt. Don’t wear something too short. One that’s above the knee is just right, in the style of the Republic of China.”
“Hiss…” Yu Chengsong looked him up and down for a while. “I think you should also take a photo. You should wear something like the ones worn by the literary elite. The shorter the better. If it’s longer, it won’t make you look sexy.”
“Thank you for the compliment.” Yin Gule said, “I even feel embarrassed now.”
“Stop flirting there!” The cultural committee suddenly shouted, “Time is short and the task is urgent! Come over and train!”
This sentence is used very accurately.
Yu Chengsong felt that there was indeed something wrong between him and Yin Gu, but he had not yet found the source of the problem, or he did not want to find it. He—
“Hurry up!” the cultural committee urged.
“One moment it was a square, the next it was a circle.” Yu Chengsong whispered as he walked that way, “Can we still practice out a hexagon?”
“You can wear a hexagonal skirt,” Yin Gu also whispered, “Although it’s not easy to buy.”
“Why do you have a mouth?” Yu Chengsong looked at him.
“I think it’s still somewhat useful.” Yin Gu also looked at him.
Yu Chengsong said nothing.
A little bit, indeed.
They’re very kissable.
