At night, Yu Chengdi was again arranged by his elder brother to be on the sofa, and not only that, he was also ridiculed.
“You must have been an electric toothbrush in your previous life.” Yu Chengsong threw a pillow at him, rubbing his head with a smile. “You can even grind your teeth to produce sparks. Whoever sleeps with you will be unlucky.”
“Brother Gu…” Yu Chengdi had just said two words when he was ruthlessly interrupted by his elder brother.
“Your brother Gu would rather sleep on the sofa with me than in bed with you. You should reflect on yourself.” Said Yu Chengsong.
Before going to bed, Yu Chengsong habitually lies on his side and browses his phone.
“En?” Yin Gu suddenly said.
“What’s wrong?” Yu Chengsong looked at him.
“Did the class monitor send you a message?” Yin Gu showed him the phone screen directly.
“No.” Yu Chengsong moved towards him, “Let me take a look.”
“Then I guess she didn’t dare to tell you first because she was afraid you’d be angry.” Yin Gu looked at the screen with amusement, “But she didn’t expect that we would be together.”
Be together.
Why be together?
Oh, sleep together.
F*ck.
Something is even more wrong.
Yu Chengsong coughed lightly and looked at the chat history to divert his attention.
Jia Manning: Brother Gu, the clothes are ready! You can try them tomorrow!
Student Yin: Do I need to wear it during the inspection?
Jia Manning: No! Keep it mysterious! Don’t show it to them now, it’s a surprise!!!
“It should be a shock.” Yu Chengsong put down the phone, “I always skipped training before, and they also never asked what it was like.”
“They shouldn’t dare to scam Brother Song.” Yin Gu glanced at him with a smile in his eyes. “You are the Chinese legend.”
“Legend my ass.” Yu Chengsong’s foot below kicked his calf and laid on his back. “For the honor of the class, the class committee will dance on the edge of a knife.”
“Lao Li’s cohesion is really strong.” Yin Gu moved his calves and did not resist.
“Personality charm.” Yu Chengsong said, “More caring than my own parents.”
The next day, Yu Chengsong and Yin Gu arrived at school early. They waited until the first period was about to start before Jia Manning ran into the classroom with a group of ogas holding a bunch of bulging plastic bags.
Yu Chengsong looked over and met Jia Manning’s gaze.
Jia Manning moved her head away guiltily, lowered her head, and crept into her seat.
“……” Yu Chengsong.
“It seems that the class monitor will have to dance on the edge of a knife.” Yin Gu said in a low voice.
Yu Chengsong patted his thigh and whispered, “Let’s dance together.”
After the first class was over, Jia Manning carried a plastic bag and distributed clothes to the cheerleaders one by one. Everyone in the class looked back vaguely.
Only after the last girl’s uniform was distributed did Jia Manning walk towards the last row with a fearless attitude.
Yu Chengsong bent down and took a bottle of yogurt from Yin Gu’s desk, put a straw in it, and held it in his mouth, watching her come over.
Jia Manning moved to the side of Yin Gu and spoke nervously: “Brother Song, Brother Gu…”
Yin Gu smiled and said nothing.
Yu Chengsong pulled out an A4 paper and threw it on Yin Gu’s desk, nodding his chin. “Kneel on the paper, don’t get your pants dirty.”
“No—” Jia Manning held two large bags of clothes with tears in her eyes. “Listen to me, brothers, I have my reasons… and I guarantee with the head on my neck that the clothes are absolutely, absolutely, absolutely beautiful! They are the result of the hard work of countless oga days and nights, and are handmade stitch by stitch…”
Yin Gu nodded. “It has been planned for a long time.”
Yu Chengsong narrowed his eyes, “You still don’t know how to repent.”
“Is there? Is there?” Jia Manning pretended not to understand and started to chatter, “If it doesn’t work, let’s take a look first. That’s right, at least take a look at the clothes before deciding whether to wear them or not! Right!”
“Can I open it and have a look here?” Yin Gu took a set and wanted to open it.
“No!” Jia Manning grabbed his wrist.
Before Yin Gu could react, a fountain pen hit the back of Jia Manning’s hand. Jia Manning shrank in pain and looked at Yu Chengsong.
“……” Yu Chengsong withdrew his hand, feeling that his embarrassment could be piled up into a mountain range for scientists to study many years later, but he still said pretentiously, “Speak properly.”
“Aiya, just can’t look.” Jia Manning said mysteriously, “We have to become beautiful quietly and amaze everyone on the day of the sports meeting!”
“Oh.” Yu Chengsong glanced at her. Fortunately, Jia Manning was thick-skinned and didn’t react much; otherwise, he would… He turned his head.
Yin Gu looked at him with a smile, just one glance, just this one glance, and Yu Chengsong felt that he had lost.
In order to make his loss less embarrassing, he chose a more embarrassing way: “Then let’s go to the office to change?”
“Go, go, go!” Jia Manning stood up excitedly, “It’s Lao Li’s class next, ask for a leave is also fine!”
Yu Chengsong stood up and tapped Yin Gu on the shoulder. “Let’s go.”
Yin Gu followed and walked side by side with him. “What do you think it will be like?”
“It’s definitely not what we like.” Yu Chengsong didn’t look at him.
“Will you wear it even if you don’t like it?” Yin Gu looked at him.
“You won’t wear it?” Yu Chengsong still didn’t look at him.
“I will definitely wear it if you accompany me.” Yin Gu laughed.
“……” Yu Chengsong paused, turned to look at him, and lowered his voice. “This good boy, did you do this on purpose?”
“En?” Yin Gu looked confused.
“En my ass.” Yu Chengsong retorted.
Yin Gu smiled for a long time, the curve of his lips widened and never went down.
“Brother Song, are you in a bad mood today…” Jia Manning looked up at him.
Yu Chengsong looked down at the clothes in her arms and asked, “Should I be in a good mood?”
Jia Manning shook her head, “You shouldn’t.”
Jia Manning asked for leave and went straight to an empty office. She went in mysteriously, closed the curtains, locked the door, and then handed the clothes to the two of them.
“Brother Song, don’t tear it up. This is our hard work.”
Yu Chengsong wanted to ask, Why did you ask me not to tear it? Is it because you can see through that Yin Gu had 100 million little skirts?
“Why are our bags bigger than theirs?” Yin Gu touched it. The bag was black, and he couldn’t see what was inside. It felt quite soft.
“There are a lot of things inside…” Jia Manning swallowed.
Yu Chengsong glanced at Yin Gu.
Yin Gu had already quickly opened it, and the row of white lace that came into view made Yu Chengsong’s eyebrows jump, and he almost threw the bag in his hand away.
Yin Gu didn’t waste any time and directly took out all the clothes and shook them out—it was a black and white long skirt-style maid outfit that blinded Yu Chengsong’s dog eyes.
The lace on the shoulders and chest, the patterns on the skirt, and the big bow on the chest… Yu Chengsong’s fist was not only hard but also about to crack.
Yin Gu looked calm and shook it again, and a white ear hairpin fell off. When it was put on, he couldn’t tell whether it was a cat, a dog, a fox, or a wolf…
Yu Chengsong imagined Yin Gu wearing this outfit and suddenly felt that this room was a little hot. His heartbeat was uncontrollable. He sniffed and turned his attention to Jia Manning. “Is this the pants you were talking about?”
“No…” Jia Manning tremblingly took out a pair of black stockings from the plastic bag, held them in both hands, and handed them to Yin Gu sincerely.
“……” Yu Chengsong.
“……” Yin Gu.
“That…” Jia Manning smiled awkwardly and consoled him. “Sun Cici from our class brought a group of oga to make it. They are very skilled, they look delicate and small, but the size is absolutely right…”
“Do I still need to tell you that you’ve worked hard?” Yu Chengsong’s grip on the bag turned into pinching a corner with disgust.
It was okay to imagine Yin Gu wearing it, but he couldn’t imagine himself.
“No, no,” Jia Manning said quickly. “This one has a crinoline…”
“What the hell?” Yu Chengsong looked at her.
“No, no.” Jia Manning smiled weakly.
Damn, she always feels like Brother Song can strangle her to death in the next second!
“Open yours and take a look.” Yin Gu put his clothes on the table, and his expression didn’t change much.
When Yin Gu looked over, Yu Chengsong felt the bag was too hot to hold, so with a click, it was unzipped.
This time there was no lace, and the eye-catching light pink bow almost made him pull it off.
He imitated Yin Gu and pulled it out and shook it, and the clothes unfolded completely.
A skirt that he couldn’t describe appeared before him. It looked like the ones worn by the little princesses in the Disney cartoons he watched as a child, or even more colorful.
It was about as long as his knees, and the intricate layers of lace at the neckline and the pink and white girly color scheme made him want to rip the dress off.
He had never worn pink in his life.
F*ck it.
“Jia Manning.” Yu Chengsong glanced at her with a fake smile. “Are you ready?”
Jia Manning’s face was ashen: “I will never regret it, even if I die!”
“Then you die.” Yu Chengsong threw the clothes on the table and didn’t want to look at them any more.
“Calm down! Brother Song! Calm down!” Jia Manning ran to the table and spread out the clothes for display, with a sincere face: “Listen to me, this size is absolutely suitable for wearing, and nothing is exposed… except for a part of the calf. But! Don’t go! And there is a but! There are stockings!”
“And you’re definitely going to like the theme that more than a dozen of us spent a day thinking about! A tsundere princess and a scheming maid! How exciting! If I weren’t so busy lately, I’d start writing right away!”
“What princess?” Yu Chengsong pressed his ears. He must be deaf.
“Uh… it’s not important.” Jia Manning changed the subject timidly. “We have already discussed it. When the time comes, the colored ball in Brother Gu’s hand will be replaced with a maid’s tray, and Brother Song’s colored ball will be replaced with a pink stuffed rabbit… Look at this material again, feel it, it’s so soft… This little dress is so delicate, I want to wear it as well.”
“I’m giving it to you.” Yu Chengsong expressed his genuine disdain.
“Buy one, get one free.” Yin Gu looked at Yu Chengsong with regret.
“Brothers—no, ancestors! Let’s give it a try! Just give it a try and let me see the fruits of our labor!” Jia Manning clasped her hands together, tears welling up in her eyes. “Brother Song, we haven’t slept for several nights, and a group of people have been waiting for this moment. I beg, beg, beg, beg, beg, beg, beg, beg you two, please!”
“……” Yu Chengsong looked at the skirt on the table with a complicated expression.
“Actually,” Yin Gu hesitated, “I can do either.”
Yu Chengsong looked at him suddenly.
“My 1 billion…” Yin Gu said in a low voice.
“It’s not like you really have 1 billion.” Yu Chengsong glared at him.
“How about this?” Yin Gu looked at Jia Manning, “Class monitor, you go out and wait for a while, and we’ll give it a try. If the effect is okay, I’ll let you see it; if not, I won’t let you see it. What do you think?”
“When did I—” Yu Chengsong was about to say something, but Yin Gu suddenly pinched his palm, which left him stunned.
This was the first time the two had contact with a third person.
There was no feeling of disgust or discomfort, but rather… comfortable.
There is a secret closeness.
“Okay, okay, okay, don’t worry about me, I’ll wait as long as it takes!” Jia Manning couldn’t see anything from her angle, so she thought that Brother Song agreed, went out happily, and even closed the door considerately.
