AMA Chapter49

After Yin Gu finished saying these words, Yu Chengsong felt that he was fulfilled.

 

Yes, he is eighteen years old, a few months younger than Gu Gu, but he announced that he has achieved the first great perfection in his life.

 

He didn’t take out his heart to show Yin Gu. Even if he took it out now, it would be a mess with residual images, and nothing could be seen at all, so he grabbed Yin Gu by the collar and kissed him hard.

 

Actions sometimes express emotions more directly than words.

 

Yin Gu’s understanding of him was probably second only to himself. With a flick of his arm, his shirt was gone. The two of them went back and forth in deep water and fire, mhmm, ahhh—

 

“Boom, boom, boom—”

 

Yu Chengsong froze suddenly, and then he felt that Yin Gu also froze.

 

In just a few seconds, the two people experienced the struggle of “What the f*ck?”, “I don’t want to separate!”, “But there is someone!”, “I don’t want to separate!”…

 

“Brother Gu! Ge! Open the door!”

 

The moment Yu Chengdi’s voice appeared, both of them opened their eyes at the same time. The shock in their eyes was reflected in each other’s eyes. The next second, they stepped back half a meter as if they were electrocuted. If Yin Gu hadn’t grabbed Yu Chengsong in time, they would have almost fallen to the ground.

 

He turned and looked towards the door.

 

“Open the door!” Yu Chengdi’s excited voice came from the corridor.

 

“Fuck, what time is it now?” Yu Chengsong looked at his boyfriend in shock.

 

“…Not two o’clock yet.” Yin Gu held his arm reluctantly and touched it. “Chengdi seemed to say that they would be dismissed early today because of the general cleaning.”

 

“This is too fucking early—” Thinking of something, Yu Chengsong turned around before he finished speaking. The two of them looked at each other and jumped up at the same time.

 

He grabbed a T-shirt and put it on before realizing it was Yin Gu’s. Turning back, he found that what Yin Gu was wearing was indeed his.

 

But there was no time to think about this now, the two top A’s burst out with all their strength and rushed out.

 

Sofa—coffee table—floor—toilet paper—f*ck!

 

There was still a knock on the door. Yu Chengsong grabbed a garbage bag and squatted to pick up the garbage. As he picked up the garbage, he couldn’t help but sigh at how the two of them were so healthy and used so much tissues…

 

While picking up the tissue, Yu Chengsong glanced at his boyfriend. His boyfriend casually tore off the sofa cover in a few seconds, then wiped it on the coffee table twice…

 

F*ck, can’t use it anymore.

 

Yu Chengsong felt his face getting hot when Yin Gu rushed into the bathroom with the green daisy sofa cover that he no longer needed and rushed out with a wet rag to wipe the coffee table in a few seconds. Turning around and seeing him in a daze, he lowered his voice and quickly said, “Song Song, if you were any slower, I would suspect that you were exhausted.”

 

“Bullsh*t.” Yu Chengsong also whispered, “If you think it’s too slow, then don’t use this much.”

 

“You can’t blame me for my innate condition.” Yin Gu picked up the pillow that the two of them accidentally threw on the ground, patted it, and threw it back on the sofa. “And also, this isn’t all mine either.”

 

“Is it my fault that my kidneys are bad?” Although they were all his and his boyfriend’s descendants, Yu Chengsong couldn’t help but pick it up with his fingertips, but his speed was obviously not enough.

 

“Blame me.” Yin Gu said quickly.

 

“Why blame you?” Yu Chengsong glanced at him and whispered, “My kidneys health has nothing to do with you…”

 

“It’s okay.” Yin Gu walked over quickly, picked up the trash and threw it into the trash bag, hugged him and kissed him, then took the trash bag from his hand, “Love you, muah.”

 

After saying that, without waiting for Yu Chengsong to speak, he rushed into the bathroom with the garbage bag and rushed out to take a look again to make sure there were no suspicious traces. When he ran to the door, he turned around and gave him a smile that said, “You are worthy of me”, then turned around and changed his smile into that of a good brother and opened the door.

 

Yu Chengsong felt like laughing wildly at this moment, but he held it back. He leaned on the sofa and rubbed his eyes, and when he saw Yu Chengdi, he impatiently said, “Are you calling the f*cking soul?”

 

Yu Chengdi was in high spirits and ignored his elder brother. He was not angry, even though he had been locked out for so long. He looked at Yin Gu and shouted, “Happy birthday, Brother Gu! I bought you a birthday present!”

 

Yin Gu was stunned for a moment, then smiled in surprise, picked him up, and walked into the house. “There’s even a gift?”

 

“Must have. It’s a small thing.” Yu Chengdi shyly opened his schoolbag, took out a large gift box, and handed it to him. “Here.”

 

“What is it?” Yu Chengsong leaned against the sofa and looked at them, asking, “Eraser or pencil?”

 

“No!” Yu Chengdi frowned and retorted, “Don’t make blind guesses.”

 

“Besides these two, what else can you give? Last year, you gave me a mechanical pencil. Ask which high school student used a mechanical pencil to fill in the answers. I almost didn’t finish the final exam.” Yu Chengsong took his brother from Yin Gu’s arms, hugged him, and sat on the sofa, rubbing his head hard. “Where did you get the money?”

 

Yu Chengdi immediately became timid: “I… I saved it.”

 

These were pocket money given by his eldest brother. He usually didn’t want to spend them, so he saved them bit by bit. A few days ago, when he heard that it was Brother Gu’s birthday, he quietly took out some of his own savings…

 

Yin Gu sat next to them, looked at the gift box in his hand carefully, and asked with a smile, “Can I open it?”

 

“You can!” Yu Cheng nodded excitedly.

 

“Open it quickly.” Yu Chengsong held Yu Chengdi’s head and looked over. “See if it’s a pencil sharpener or not.”

 

“No.” Yu Chengdi struggled hard. “It’s not a pencil sharpener!”

 

“Oh.” Yu Chengsong nodded deliberately. “Then it’s a pencil eraser.”

 

In order to prevent Chengdi from being angered by Song Song, Yin Gu quickly opened the box.

 

It is a… piggy bank?

 

It was a small cardboard box, light brown, and looked ordinary.

 

Yu Chengdi finally struggled out of his eldest brother’s arms, took out a coin from his pocket, pressed it on the place with a plate pattern, and then the cardboard box opened, revealing a cat head, which stretched out its claws to grab the coin and put it into the box.

 

“Yo.” Yu Chengsong applauded, “This wonderful?”

 

Yu Chengdi’s face flushed red. “How… how cute!”

 

“It’s really cute.” Yin Gu nodded, rubbed his head, and said with a smile, “I like it very much. Thank you, Chengdi.”

 

Yu Chengdi lowered his head sheepishly and said again, “Happy birthday, Brother Gu.”

 

“I want to thank you on behalf of your Brother Gu.” Yu Chengsong pulled his curly hair, “Use the pocket money I gave you to offer flowers to Buddha¹To borrow flowers to offer to Buddha; to offer something that one has received to someone else., and you getting better day by day”

 

“You!” Yu Chengdi gritted his teeth, not even looking at him in anger, and snorted, “I won’t give you anymore!”

 

“Huh? What?” Yu Chengsong was stunned.

 

“Is there also your brother’s?” Yin Gu smiled and glanced at Yu Chengsong.

 

The interaction between these two brothers is more awkward than the others. Fortunately, Chengdi has grown up well. If it were another family, there would be chaos sooner or later.

 

“There’s none now.” Yu Chengdi stiffened his neck and hugged his small schoolbag tightly.

 

Unfortunately, his elder brother never played by the rules. He snatched the small schoolbag, held it upside down, and shook it hard. Yu Chengdi couldn’t stop him, and the other small box fell directly into Yu Chengsong’s hands.

 

“What is this?” Yu Chengsong observed.

 

“Give it back to me!” Yu Chengdi was so angry that he glared and reached out to grab it.

 

“I won’t.” Yu Chengsong raised his hand high, his fingers nimbly unpacking with one hand, “If I like it, you’ll be blessed.”

 

“I don’t want blessings.” Yu Chengdi fluttered. “Give it back to me!”

 

Yu Chengsong held him with one hand while he opened the box with the other hand, revealing… a pen holder?

 

A plastic orange cat pen holder disguised as wood. The fat orange cat’s belly is very spacious and looks like it can hold a lot of pens, although only one is enough for him.

 

Yu Chengdi looked at him nervously and said calmly, “I just saw that you didn’t have any, so I bought it for you.” 

 

“Your idea is quite good.” Yu Chengsong knocked on the pen holder shell, making a crisp plastic sound. “I just happened to be short of one.” Bullsh*t, he had less than three pens in total, and they could be lost at any time.

 

Yu Chengdi’s eyes lit up, and he raised his head with a little pride: “I knew it.”

 

Yu Chengsong and Yin Gu looked at each other and saw the uncontrollable smiles in each other’s eyes.

 

Yu Chengdi tilted his head and saw the dishes and cakes on the table. He asked proudly, “Are you two waiting for me to eat together?”

 

Yu Chengsong paused, coughed, and looked at Yin Gu awkwardly: “…Ah, otherwise? If we both eat in advance, won’t you cry?”

 

Yin Gu held back his laughter and, in a particularly wicked way, made a heart shape with his hands at an angle where Yu Chengdi couldn’t see.

 

Yu Chengdi exclaimed “Wow” when he heard that, and jumped off his lap excitedly, running over to look around the table: “So much meat! Hey? Why is it all cold?”

 

“Ah.” Yu Chengsong pinched his fingers calmly, “I thought it won’t be done so quickly and cooked too early. Just heat it up and it’ll be fine. Why are you talking so much?”

 

“I didn’t talk much, I just wanted to ask.” Yu Chengdi excitedly leaned over to look at the cake, “The candles are burnt out… Is it a golden retriever? That one downstairs of Auntie Wang’s house, this one is a Husky! I know it! Why is there a little turtle?”

 

“Husky your grandpa, that’s Alaska husky.” Yu Chengsong said. He was boneless when he lay on the sofa. Now he unconsciously wanted to lean on his boyfriend’s shoulder and casually said, “That’s you.”

 

Yin Gu immediately touched him on the back, reminding him that there were children around.

 

Yu Chengsong pulled back and leaned back on the sofa, unable to help but complain in a low voice, “F*ck, this waist strength is too amazing.”

 

“Heat up the food.” Yin Gu touched the back of his hand.

 

“Are you hungry?” Yu Chengsong tilted his head to look at him.

 

“Chengdi is hungry.” Yin Gu pointed his chin in the direction of the table, and Yu Chengdi’s mouth was watering.

 

“Then starve.” Yu Chengsong glanced at his shoulder. He was very unhappy that he could only watch but not lean on him. “I’m too lazy to move.”

 

Yu Chengdi was still wondering if what his elder brother said was true. He pointed at the turtle, looked at the two of them, and asked again, “This isn’t me, right?”

 

“It’s not you.” Yu Chengsong said, “It’s Erya next door.”

 

“You!” Yu Chengdi was so angry that he wanted to bite someone. “How could you draw me as a turtle? You are so annoying!”

 

“Can I become an immortal if I’m not annoying?” Yu Chengsong said happily, “There are also three-dimensional ones, which are given as gifts when I buy a bear.”

 

After saying that, he pulled out a little turtle doll from the corner of the sofa and threw it to him. “Return your gift, do you like it?”

 

Yu Chengdi was almost crying with anger. He picked up the turtle and sniffed it hard while looking at it.

 

Yin Gu was about to comfort him but was stopped by Yu Chengsong.

 

“Cry, cry.” Yu Chengsong happily said, “It’s your Brother Gu’s birthday, and you’re crying. You give him so much face.”

 

Yu Chengdi glared at him for a long time, then suddenly rushed over to him, hugged him, and bit his arm viciously.

 

“Ai, f*ck.” Yu Chengsong shuddered in pain and flicked his head. “You little idiot, you don’t want to eat, right?”

 

Yu Chengdi buried his head in his arms and groaned: “You are a turtle!”

 

Yu Chengsong: “Then you are a little turtle.”

 

Yu Chengdi: “Yes, that’s right!”

 

“Chengdi.” Yin Gu brought the child over. After the child’s father violently bullied him, the child’s mother took on the responsibility of taking care of the trouble. “How much homework did the teacher give today?”

 

“It’s a bit much.” Yu Chengdi sniffed, “Have to write several sets of papers on Saturday and Sunday.”

 

“Then let’s eat first.” Yin Gu looked at Yu Chengsong and blinked. “I’m exhausted from cleaning. Let’s eat early, en? The child’s father?”

 

“Eat.” Yu Chengsong stretched and stood up. “You two would starve to death without me in this family.”

 

“I won’t starve to death.” Yu Chengdi poked his head out of Yin Gu’s arms, “Brother Gu and I will order takeout.”

 

“Sell you to get money to order takeout.” Yu Chengsong said as he walked towards the bedroom with the pen holder, placing it on the desk before entering the kitchen.

 

Yin Gu picked the mathematics subject homeworm that Yu Chengdi was best at and asked him to write it first and then go into the kitchen to help.

 

Although he couldn’t help much, he mainly accompanied Song Song to work and gave him encouragement.

 

“My heart almost jumped out of my chest just now.” Yu Chengsong recalled the scene of struggling in the sea of toilet ​​papers and sighed, “It’s too painful to look back on.”

 

“I realized how difficult it is to have parental love.” Yin Gu couldn’t help but laugh. “There’s still a long way to go, just be patient.”

 

“…Nom” Yu Chengsong suddenly turned around and frowned at him. “I can’t stand it.”

 

“En?” Yin Gu didn’t react. “What?”

 

“It’s too tiring to hide everyday.” Yu Chengsong cut a tomato in half. “I’ll say it later.”

 

“Say what?” Yin Gu couldn’t keep up with his train of thought.

 

“Tell Yu Chengdi.” Yu Chengsong pointed at him, “His Brother Gu and I are in love—the kind of love that involves hugging and kissing.”

 

“Are you… sure?” Yin Gu was a little worried. “Can he—”

 

“If he can’t, then he can just scram back home and starve.” Yu Chengsong said decisively.

 

“Then he definitely can.” Yin Gu sighed, “Iron-blooded education.”

 

“Feeling sorry?” Yu Chengsong glanced at him and laughed. “The child’s mother, you are just soft-hearted.”

 

Yin Gu came over and hugged him, kissed him on the neck, and asked with a smile, “The child’s mother is not allowed to feel bad?”

 

“The child’s father allows you to feel sorry, ai—hands!” Yu Chengsong shouted symbolically, “What are you doing?”

 

“I don’t know.” Yin Gu bit his ear. “Why don’t you ask?”

 

Yu Chengsong touched him with his backhand, and Yin Gu hissed, “Hand, what are you doing?”

 

Yu Chengsong whispered in his ear, “I’ll f*ck you right after I’m done.”

 

Yin Gu paused, squinted his eyes, and said, “Then you cook, I’ll do you now.”

 

“Then you can eat the pot.” Yu Chengsong rubbed his hands. “It’s done.”

 

The two people looked at each other, shivering with joy.

 

Yin Gu: “Hold it steady, don’t get burnt.”

 

Yu Chengsong: “Impossible, I’m super awesome.”

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  To borrow flowers to offer to Buddha; to offer something that one has received to someone else.