AMA Chapter67

“If you really bite.” Yu Chengsong blew on his collarbone, “I can chew your bones into pieces.”

 

“I am scared to death.” Yin Gu pulled back his collar. “Luckily, I don’t want to hurt my boyfriend. Unlike my boyfriend, he bites me bit by bit, biting me harder and harder as if he is competing with himself.”

 

“Shut up.” Yu Chengsong laughed, “I feel bad too, okay? Look at my face.”

 

“Very handsome.” Yin Gu gave a thumbs up, “Big handsome.”

 

“No.” Yu Chengsong said, “It’s full of words like ‘I’m very distressed’ and—”

 

“I did it on purpose.” Yin Gu said.

 

“Go away.” Yu Chengsong lay back carefully. It was the first time in his life that someone was so gentle to him. “I’m going to sleep. Set an alarm and give them extra classes tomorrow.”

 

“What should I say if they ask why Brother Song didn’t come?” Yin Gu tucked the corner of the quilt for him. “Isn’t it too explicit to say that you were f*cked so hard that you can’t get out of bed?”

 

“Why don’t you say that I had a cerebral hemorrhage due to anger?” Yu Chengsong sighed.

 

“Good idea.” Yin Gu touched his back.

 

“Go away.” Yu Chengsong stretched out his hand to push him.

 

It was already past three o’clock when it was time to go to bed. Yu Chengsong had been fighting non-stop and intensively that day, and he was the only one who got beaten. In the end, he and Yin Gu kept arguing with each other, and he didn’t know when he fell asleep either. He only remembered that the pheromones on Yin Gu’s body smelled really good.

 

Yu Chengsong was so tired that he didn’t have any dreams the whole night. In the morning, he vaguely felt the warmth beside him leaving and subconsciously reached out to grab it.

 

“Awake?” Yin Gu leaned over and kissed the tip of his nose, whispering, “Sleep a little longer.”

 

“Hmm…” Yu Chengsong blinked hard, his eyelids seemed to be glued shut. After seeing Yin Gu’s face clearly, he couldn’t help but pinch it. “What time is it?”

 

“It’s only seven o’clock.” Yin Gu said in a low voice.

 

“I’m so sleepy…” Yu Chengsong moved his shoulders and turned over subconsciously. The moment his butt touched the bed, his whole body became still as if he had been acupunctured. His mouth was open, his eyes were wide open, but he didn’t utter a sound.

 

“Song Song?” Yin Gu touched his face and couldn’t help laughing. “What’s wrong? Don’t scare me.”

 

“…F*ck.” Yu Chengsong finally saved his soul from the strange pain and turned back with his hands covering his waist, grinning, “Yin Gu, you kneel down for Laozi today! F*ck.”

 

“Now?” Yin Gu quickly reached out to rub his waist. “How long do I have to kneel? It will be too late for class later.”

 

“Go away, go away.” Yu Chengsong slapped his hand away, looking annoyed. “Seeing you gave me a headache.”

 

“Why is your head hurting?” Yin Gu smiled and suddenly reached out and touched him “Shouldn’t it hurt here?”

 

“Your uncle!” Yu Chengsong covered his crotch with one hand and pointed at him with the other, glaring, “You waited until I was in a susceptible period. I take back what I said yesterday. Just because you look so smug now, I will have to f*ck you once too.”

 

“The bet is not counted?” Yin Gu picked up his phone and checked the time. “There is still an hour left. Twenty minutes is enough for the journey. Come on, hurry up, and do the forty-minute task.”

 

As he said this, he threw back the quilt and pounced on him like a hungry wolf.

 

If he had not been very tactful in not touching his waist, Yu Chengsong would have believed his lies.

 

“Come, let me see if I can bite you to death or not.” Yu Chengsong bared his teeth.

 

“You can’t.” Yin Gu covered his mouth with his hands, curled his lips, and smiled, “It’s a pity that I can’t hear anything, but business is more important…”

 

If the tiger doesn’t bite people, do you think he is Doraemon?

 

Yu Chengsong raised his leg and kicked his boyfriend directly on the calf.

 

“Ouch!” Yin Gu let go of his hand in pain and rubbed his leg, which was numb from the pain. “You really kicked.”

 

Yu Chengsong raised his middle finger tremblingly. It was impossible to talk to him anymore. He curled up and hugged his legs, cursing silently.

 

The result of the flying kick was that the thigh muscles hurt as if they had been opened yesterday. They were forced to stretch and curl up again, which was more painful than a sudden cramp in the middle of the night.

 

“I was wrong, I was wrong.” Yin Gu hugged him and kissed him twice, then began to rub him evenly. “Is this better?”

 

“Have you… learned how to massage somewhere?” Yu Chengsong slowly relaxed. He discovered last night that he really felt better after Yin Gu massaged his waist.

 

“I’ve read the tutorial post, it’s pretty easy.” Yin Gu smiled, “What do you want to eat later? I’ll buy it for you.”

 

“Forget it.” Yu Chengsong rubbed his waist. “You can go to the extra lessons directly. I’ll sleep a little longer and order takeout when I wake up.”

 

“Let’s have something delicious today.” Yin Gu said seriously, “A full banquet.”

 

“I want to eat you.” Yu Chengsong took a breath. In this state, he must rest for a day.

 

It’s more tortuous than fighting.

 

Not really. Fighting isn’t this good.

 

Yin Gu made him some honey water, tucked him in, closed the curtains, transferred one thousand yuan to his mobile phone for him to order a full-course banquet, and then held him in his arms for a long time before leaving.

 

Yu Chengsong slept until noon and was awakened by a knock on the door.

 

“Brother Gu! Brother Gu! Open the door!” Yu Chengdi shouted in a loud voice.

 

He had extra classes during the day, and Yin Gu was at home, so Yu Chengdi subconsciously called Brother Gu.

 

Yu Chengsong laughed and said, whoever has the milk is the mother.

 

…Wait.

 

He looked down and saw that the colors on his body were so colorful and brilliant… After half a night of recovery, not only did they not fade, but they became even brighter.

 

“F*ck!” He sat up suddenly. He was in so much pain that he broke out in a cold sweat, but he didn’t dare lie down. He gritted his teeth and got out of bed. He walked stiffly to the closet, opened it, and looked through everything one by one.

 

This one doesn’t work, the neckline is too low… This one doesn’t work, the white is too transparent… This one… works.

 

He pulled out one of Yin Gu’s loose black T-shirts and put it on. He checked himself in the mirror for a long time, making sure that nothing was exposed before opening the door.

 

“The whole building knows you’re back.” Yu Chengsong resisted the protest of his muscles and rubbed Yu Chengdi’s head a few times. “Didn’t you say you’d stay for a few days? Did you grind your teeth in the middle of the night and have them rush you back?”

 

“It’s not, here you go.” Yu Chengdi raised the ice cream in his hand with great interest, “Why isn’t Brother Gu at home?”

 

“He’s gone to extra classes. I’m resting today.” Yu Chengsong took the ice cream and took a bite. “You can play by yourself. I’m so sleepy. I’m going to sleep.”

 

“Oh!” Yu Chengdi jumped to sit on the sofa, opened his schoolbag, and took out a stack of papers, looking at him with sparkling eyes. “Ge, please take a look at my papers, I don’t know how to answer a few additional questions.”

 

“What kind of IQ do you have? You’re still studying additional questions.” Yu Chengsong cursed in his heart. He skipped the extra classes that could earn money but was caught by this little bastard, Yu Chengdi. His old waist screamed every time he moved. What the hell are you talking about additional questions? “Let your Brother Gu explain it to you tonight.”

 

“You won’t even show it to me.” Yu Chengdi’s excitement disappeared instantly. He pouted and drooped his eyelids, mumbling and rubbing the paper in his hand. “I learned it with great difficulty…”

 

That pair of eyes and face that looked exactly like his, with a childlike innocence, could act like a spoiled child, cry, and make a scene… Because someone was pampering him, so he could have emotions like a normal child…

 

Yu Chengsong paused as he was about to enter the room, and then he turned back and sat on the sofa, tapping the coffee table with his fingertips: “Give it to me, let me see what kind of stupid thing you can write.”

 

“I’m not stupid, you’re swearing again.” Yu Chengdi immediately smiled happily, moved closer to him, sat down, handed him the paper, and made a mark on the last question with a pen. He couldn’t hide his pride in his eyes, like a little peacock who only wanted praise. “I wrote half of it, I think it’s correct, but I’m not sure if it’s written this way or not at the end.”

 

“Don’t squeeze me.” Yu Chengsong pushed him. Yu Chengsong almost slapped him when he bumped into him. “Don’t you know how heavy you are right now?”

 

“I’m not fat.” Yu Chengdi became more and more immune to his brother’s words. Hearing this, he not only didn’t dodge but also bumped his head against his shoulder and urged, “Hurry up and read the questions.”

 

“I’m reading.” Yu Chengsong took the pen from his hand, turned it around, changed a number, and laughed at him mercilessly: “You can even get this wrong. Your IQ is still not good enough. You actually failed in addition and subtraction within 100.”

 

“Ah?” Yu Chengdi’s eyes widened. “94-38=56, ah… I wrote it as 66, this is an accident!”

 

“What a stupid accident. Is there anything else?” Yu Chengsong threw the test paper on the coffee table and tentatively leaned on the sofa. He felt a lot more relaxed after letting out some of the force. “Give it to me.”

 

–

 

Zheng Yumei’s home.

 

“Brother Gu, how do you like Brother Song?” Zheng Yumei couldn’t help asking during the ten-minute break between classes, “Is it a passionate chase?”

 

“At a glance.” Yin Gu drank a sip of water and laughed. “Love at first sight.”

 

“Is this true?” Zheng Yumei opened her eyes wide. “Love at first sight?”

 

“It’s fake.” Yin Gu flicked the bottle with his fingertips, making a crisp sound. “Chengsong’s face is just the most ordinary point among his many attractive points. It’s the result of love that grows over time and lasts forever.”

 

“Ai~~~~” Zheng Yumei applauded, “This answer deserves 100 points. I will definitely tell Brother Song for you tomorrow, give you extra points.”

 

“Thank you.” Yin Gu smiled.

 

It is impossible to get extra points. The reason why Song Song didn’t chop him with a knife these two days is because he loves him so deeply.

 

“Who of you two is chasing whom?” Zheng Yumei looked at Yin Gu. The more she looked, the more she felt that the two of them were a perfect match. One was a sharp-tongued attacker, and the other was a gentle receiver. They were a perfect match.

 

“What do you think?” Yin Gu did not give a direct answer.

 

“Brother Song is the one pursuing you.” Zheng Yumei said. “Brother Song is the type who is very proactive. He has an aura of 2.8 meters and is absolutely powerful. When you quarrel, do you dare not speak loudly? You are too gentle and cannot compete with Brother Song.”

 

“Gentle? Speak loudly?” Yin Gu couldn’t help laughing for a long time and agreed with her: “Of course I wouldn’t dare. When Brother Song was angry, I coaxed him. The more I fanned the flame, the angrier he got.”

 

“You must be tired of always giving in to him.” Zheng Yumei said with the look of a relationship consultant, “If you feel tired, just look at Brother Song’s face more often. If you look at him more, your temper will disappear.”

 

“What to be tired of?” Yin Gu looked at her disapprovingly. “Isn’t it natural to coax your boyfriend?”

 

“Good awareness!” Zheng Yumei clasped her fists. “You are a gentle person who is a perfect match for Brother Song.”

 

“En.” Yin Gu did not deny it and gave Song Song enough face in public, “Who asked Brother Song to be both cool and handsome? I am willing.”

 

The cell phone dinged, and Yin Gu opened it and took a look.

 

Is a good person: When are you coming back home?

 

Student Yin: There is still one more class.

 

Student Yin: Do you want to buy anything? Is there anything you want to eat?

 

Is a good person: Buy me a wheelchair.

 

Is a good person: I am paralyzed.

 

Student Yin: ?

 

Student Yin: How is my wife?.jpg

 

Is a good person: I will just go to my wife!.jpg