“Your action was too sudden. I was completely unprepared.” Yu Chengsong opened his arms and said with a smile, “Hold me quickly. My heart is pounding.”
“You’ve been so busy that you’ve gone crazy. Every day, you just study and take extra classes and sleep.” Yin Gu walked over quickly and hugged him, pressing his palm on his back, and said with a smile, “I thought it was just right, so I secretly prepared a big surprise.”
“Very surprised.” Yu Chengsong scratched his back and couldn’t help laughing, “Very happy.”
When he got home, Yu Chengsong still hadn’t recovered from the surprise. He didn’t even react until Yin Gu took out the cake from the refrigerator and started putting candles on it. “Where’s Yu Chengdi?”
“I’ve sold him.” Yin Gu put the last candle in and said happily, “I exchange him with a cake, eat it while crying, this is your dear brother’s last love.”
“F*ck.” Yu Chengsong sat at the table, propping up his chin and looking at Yin Gu, his face stiff from smiling. “Where did you send him?”
“Zheyu’s place.” Yin Gu sighed, then smiled at him again. “By the time you realize what’s happening, it will be long enough for Zheyu to sell him again.”
“The little brat is worthless. You two will have to keep him.” Yu Chengsong took out his cell phone and took pictures of the cake in circles. His head was still confused and excited.
He was so busy during this period that he forgot everything, but he also never remembered his birthday before. It was always his aunty who remembered it and then told Zhou Zheyu, and the two of them would just have a meal and some drinks together, and it would be considered his birthday.
This time, Gu Gu must have consulted Zhou Zheyu. The only person who could have reminded him was bribed, and he completely forgot about it.
In addition to the excitement of “my boyfriend has prepared everything for me”, there is also the anticipation of “what surprise Gu Gu has prepared for me”.
He had never received a birthday present since he was a child. Before he was six years old, he could still borrow light to eat a bowl of noodles with Yu Chengyuan. After he was six years old, he was already lucky if he was not beaten to death by his crazy mother on his birthday.
Later, when he grew up and was able to resist, he didn’t want to live like that anymore.
Just have a quick meal.
So like Yin Gu, this was the most formal birthday he had ever celebrated since he was born.
The person who celebrated his birthday was his boyfriend.
Excited.
Agitated.
Ah!!! I want to scream!!!
“Don’t laugh at me.” Yin Gu took out the birthday hat from the plastic bag, put it on him, and adjusted the tightness. “I have tried my best to make the cake look like this. You look so handsome when you wear it.”
“Hmm?” Yu Chengsong put down his phone and carefully admired the cake made by the kitchen killer Gu Gu. “I think it’s good! As handsome as me!”
The cake is not big, it’s small and rough. The main cream is light yellow. All the decorations related to latte art are unique. You can’t even find two latte arts that are a little bit similar.
There is no pattern on the front, but it is covered with various fruits arranged into the shape of a little bear. I guess Gu Gu’s hands are too clumsy to draw it well.
On the side, “Happy birthday to Song Song/Caocao!” was written crookedly in cream, and there were also two ugly stick-drawn bears and a little turtle.
“I actually tried Alaska once.” Yin Gu thought it looked ugly, but after looking at it for a long time, he had the illusion that it was ugly but cute. “But after the shop owner praised me, ‘You drew this toad very well,’ I gave up.”
“F*ck.” Yu Chengsong couldn’t stop laughing. “You’re really amazing.”
“Make a wish.” Yin Gu followed him and laughed for a long time. Then he walked behind him, covered his eyes with his hands, and whispered in his ear, “I actually wanted to buy you an extra-large cake, but after thinking about it, I decided to make one myself. I can buy one for your birthday in the future, but this year I must make one myself.”
“I think whenever we think of this year, there will be two unforgettable birthdays, two cakes that we made for the first time, and two…”
Yu Chengsong gently pressed Yin Gu’s hand, with a smile on his face: “Two wishes related to each other.”
Yin Gu smiled and kissed his earlobe: “Yes.”
Yu Chengsong tilted his head and kissed Yin Gu.
This kiss has no desire, he simply wants to get closer, to be close, and to be intimate.
Yin Gu’s body temperature, the smell of his pheromones, the wetness of his lips… everything was telling him that this person was his boyfriend!
Sometimes people are too easily satisfied. A smile, a surprise, or a word from the person they like can make them so happy that they lose their mind. One second they might be thinking, “I’m so miserable”, but then they turn around and raise their middle finger to the sky and shout, “You’re nothing, Laozi has a partner!”
When they are intimate, they are each other’s weak spot; when they are frustrated, they are each other’s armor.
This is their love.
……
“You deliberately sent Yu Chengdi away.” Yu Chengsong watched Yin Gu cut the cake and put the piece with a whole strawberry in front of him. “Gu Gu, do you have any thoughts?”
“Huh? What?” Yin Gu looked at him blankly and frowned. “I don’t understand. Caocao, don’t slander someone’s innocence out of thin air.”
“Fine.” Yu Chengsong pointed at him and put a bite of cake in his mouth. The animal cream was still cold and melted in his mouth. The strawberries were big and sweet, and one bite healed his soul. “Don’t do it later. Let’s just chat under the quilt.”
“Really?” Yin Gu sat down and ate the cake with him. It was indeed ugly, but the price of a six-inch cake was almost three hundred yuan, and it tasted good, which offset some of the ugliness. “We are going to cover ourselves with quilts and do nothing?”
“Whoever does it is a dog.” Yu Chengsong raised his phone and made a stupid scissors gesture, “Come.”
Yin Gu also quickly made a couple’s scissors hand gesture.
“Speak.” Yu Chengsong turned around and looked at him. “I’m recording a video.”
“Oh.” Yin Gu coughed and said seriously, “Hello, everyone. Today is my boyfriend’s birthday, Yu Chengsong, Yu Caocao…”
“People who don’t know would think you have two boyfriends.” Yu Chengsong said, and he also coughed formally, “Now, please invite my boyfriend, the organizer of this birthday party, Yin Gu, Gu Gu, Yin Huahua to give a speech. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!”
“Your three boyfriends are so nice.” Yin Gu moved a chair closer to him and said while looking at the camera, “My boyfriend said whoever does it tonight is a dog, and I think he’s right.”
“You really don’t have the idea ah.” Yu Chengsong looked back at him, “Is it because you can’t anymore? Do you want me to take over?”
“Are you a dog?” Yin Gu was happy and asked.
“I’m your father.” Yu Chengsong suddenly put his hand into his clothes, touched it all over, and took it out after a long time, still unsatisfied.
“I don’t even want to remind you that you’re being recorded.” Yin Gu sighed, then suddenly lifted up his clothes, took his hand and put it on his abdominal muscles, rubbed it all over, then quickly took it away, put down his clothes, and shouted, “Don’t move! Anti-pornography!”
“F*ck!” Yu Chengsong looked at his hand, which seemed to be newly installed and not very familiar to him. “You kidnapped my hand? He is not clean anymore!”
“Really?” Yin Gu looked at his hand carefully. “It’s not clean anymore. After all, he has already touched everything.”
“Then your hands are not clean either.” Yu Chengsong said, “After all, your hands are also…”
He stopped suddenly.
“Also what?” Yin Gu smiled and narrowed his eyes. “Let me help you explain, also expand…”
“Yin Gu.” Yu Chengsong slapped his thigh and shouted, “Monster!”
Yin Gu immediately stopped talking in a dramatic manner: “Master, spare my life!”
The two of them ate half a cake and two bowls of rice and spent the rest of the time having a drink.
Yu Chengsong did not dare to drink too much for fear of getting drunk.
Having s*x after drinking is all bullsh*t. If you want to have s*x, you have to keep some consciousness. Otherwise, what’s the point of having s*x when you lose consciousness? There will be no historical record for people to reminisce about.
After a few bottles of beer, the two were full and satisfied. Yin Gu cleaned up the table, and Yu Chengsong went to the bedroom to lie down.
There is the sound of banging in the kitchen, but it’s not noisy. Instead, it feels cozy and fulfilling.
There is someone by your side, someone by your pillow, someone loves you, and you have a lover.
“You’re asleep?” Yin Gu pushed the door open.
“You woke me up even if I was asleep.” Yu Chengsong turned over, propped up his face to look at him, and patted the bed, “Hurry up and present it to me, Zhen1Me, used by the emperor can’t wait any longer.”
“So urgent?” Yin Gu sat next to him carrying a few bags. “Which one do you want to see first?”
“Oh my god.” Yu Chengsong sat up and touched them one by one. The packaging bags looked very fashionable. “They are so high-end, which makes my bears and turtles look so rough. The contrast is as terrible as that of cakes.”
“Are you praising me or insulting me?” Yin Gu picked up a smaller bag and handed it to him. “Open this first.”
“I open it?” Yu Chengsong took it, his fingertips shaking with excitement.
“You must be the one to open your presents.” Yin Gu got on the bed, sat behind him, put his arms around him, and shook his chin on his shoulder. “Have you never opened a present, boyfriend?”
“No.” Yu Chengsong took out a small box that had been packed inside. On the wrapping paper with a green background and small daisies, it was written in beautiful cursive handwriting: ‘I wish Song Song will pass the exam with honors—Gu Gu that loves you’, “Your handwriting is really beautiful. Your handwriting is like your personality, and you are even more beautiful.”
“Thank you for the compliment, boyfriend.” Yin Gu smiled, “Let’s take it down.”
“I’m unpacking it, don’t rush me.” Yu Chengsong carefully tore open the package, feeling that he was not as careful as he was now when he was embroidering. He had a very elementary school student’s idea to keep the wrapping paper and review it every birthday in the future. “Eh? Damn it, Gu Gu! You bought this, are you crazy?! It’s so expensive!”
“Do you like it?” Yin Gu smiled, “Happy birthday, Song Song.”
“No, I like it, I definitely like it.” Yu Chengsong looked at the earphone box under the wrapping paper. He was practicing English listening a while ago, and the earphones were uncomfortable. He kept complaining about the pain in his ears for two days. Unexpectedly, Yin Gu remembered it and bought him a pair of Bluetooth earphones for nearly 2,000 yuan. “Why are you so wasteful? Do I have golden ears?”
“Yes, golden ears.” Yin Gu bit his earlobe, “Use them as you like. If they break, we can buy new ones. Your boyfriend has money.”
“What a shitty sum! You’re really good at bragging now.” Yu Chengsong couldn’t help laughing. He put it on, connected it to Bluetooth, and tried the sound quality and touch. His eyes lit up the moment the music started.
The saying “you get what you pay for” shines with unparalleled brilliance at this moment.
“How is it?” Yin Gu looked at him.
“Super cool.” Yu Chengsong put one on him. “It feels like I’m not wearing anything.”
“That’s an exaggeration.” Yin Gu laughed for a long time, “I feel like I’m wearing it, the sound quality is really good.”
“I’m just using this as an analogy.” Yu Chengsong put away the two thousand yuan. “I won’t even hesitate to pick up the earphones if they fall into the toilet next time I go out.”
“That won’t work.” Yin Gu said, “Then I don’t need this boyfriend anymore.”
“Then I’ll let you pick it up.” Yu Chengsong picked up another large bag and touched it. “Clothes?”
“Open and see.” Yin Gu said, “I won’t spoil the plot.”
This package was from a store. Yu Chengsong opened it in a few seconds and found two sets of winter clothes inside.
Couple outfit.
Very low-key couple outfit, black down jacket, gray sweatpants, exactly the same except for the cuffs.
The cuff is half an electrocardiogram. As long as they hold hands, it will become a complete, beating electrocardiogram.
“This cloth makes me look very arrogant when I wear it.” Yu Chengsong tried it on and found it was the right size. Yin Gu must have tried it himself and found that they had similar body shapes.
“Why not be arrogant when you are in love?” Yin Gu put on the other set, holding his hand with the patterned one, and the electrocardiogram connected instantly. “Not bad, I thought I looked pretty good in it when I tried it on, and I’m sure you can look good too.”
“Who would praise themselves like this?” Yu Chengsong couldn’t help laughing.
The heating has just been turned on these two days, and the temperature in the house is high. They usually wear short sleeves, but Yu Chengsong did not take them off. He sat down in his down jacket and continued to unpack the last package.
This one is the smallest, as big as a palm.
“What is this?” He carefully unwrapped the red wrapping paper with gold embroidery, thinking that this piece of paper was worth a lot of money. “It looks like I can’t afford it.”
“This is my favorite.” Yin Gu’s eyes were filled with smiles, and the corners of his lips were slightly curved. “I hope you like it too.”
“I definitely like what you like—” Yu Chengsong took off the wrapping paper, revealing a small red brocade box. The style was very familiar. He had seen it on TV, on street advertisements, and he and Zhou Zheyu had found it in the combination cabinet at Uncle’s and Aunty’s house…
It’s a ring box.
