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Senior brother, agitated, kicks over a table lined with red silks: I will never marry you, stop deluding yourself.
Eldest Young Master’s face darkens: Say that again?
Senior brother, frowning: I will never marry you.
Eldest Young Master: Say it again?
Senior brother, veins bulging: Fine, I’ll say it! I’m not afraid of you. I will never marry you!
Eldest Young Master, blushing: You look so good when you’re angry~
Senior brother suddenly turns stone-faced.
Eldest Young Master, approving: You look good even when you’re cold and distant~
Senior brother glares at him, on the verge of a breakdown.
Eldest Young Master, smitten to the core: I can’t handle it~ Give me a moment to recover~
Senior brother forces out a smile uglier than crying.
Eldest Young Master, delighted, claps his hands: Hahaha, you finally smiled~
Senior brother: …Damn it.
What the hell can be done!
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Senior brother: You just like it when I don’t agree with you, right?
Eldest Young Master: I do.
Senior brother: Then from now on, I’ll always agree with you, and you won’t like me anymore, right?
Eldest Young Master, frowning: There are plenty who are willing to be subservient to me. I don’t want you to become like them.
Senior brother: Fine, I’ll be subservient to you then.
Eldest Young Master, gently: Then agree to marry me~
Senior brother, without hesitation: Get lost! Never!
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Eldest Young Master, looking wronged: What about your promise to be subservient?
Senior brother, grinding his teeth: Everything but marriage, I’ll agree to.
Eldest Young Master, eyes sparkling: Then do a striptease.
Senior brother, after an intense internal struggle, bites the bullet: Don’t even think about it!
Eldest Young Master: Then I’ll do one for you.
Senior brother, terrified, covers his eyes: You wouldn’t dare!
Eldest Young Master, shrugging: See, you’re still not agreeing to anything.
Senior brother: …
Eldest Young Master, kissing his cheek: You can’t escape me now~ Chu~
The steward rushes in: Eldest Young Master, the leader of the martial arts alliance has been waiting to discuss the Sword Meeting with you, have you forgotten?
Unapproachable Eldest Young Master, coldly glancing at the steward: Such a trivial matter. Don’t you see I’m busy selecting wedding clothes for my spouse?
Steward: But… the alliance leader has been waiting in the front hall for a long time, and according to the Second Young Master, he’s almost crying.
Eldest Young Master, lazily smiling: How novel. Let him cry, then I’ll go.
Steward: Yes, Eldest Young Master.
Senior brother, with a headache: You better go now.
Eldest Young Master: Okay~
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Eldest Young Master: How about I take you up the mountain to soak in a hot spring?
Young Master: Sounds good.
Eldest Young Master, darkening: Who said I was talking to you?
Young Master: Tch.
Eldest Young Master offers a chicken leg to the senior brother: Darling~ will you go~?
Senior brother pushes the chicken leg aside, utterly disdainful: Go to hell.
Eldest Young Master: Woe~
Rejected again!
Such clear-headedness, such refreshing refusal.
The world of a maso**ist, incomprehensible to others.
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Little Tang men’s eyes sparkle: Soaking in a hot spring, yeah!
Young Master, gently stroking his head: I’ll take you. Just the two of us, soaking in the hot spring, admiring the winter plum, with a pot of warm wine.
Little Tangmen starts bubbling with pink happiness.
Senior brother watches Young Master warily: Wait a minute, I’m coming too.
The senior brother secretly resolved to protect his carefully nurtured “cabbage” (Little Tangmen), determined not to let it be “rooted up” by a pig (taken advantage by someone unworthy).
He completely forgot that he himself had already been rooted up by a pig.
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The group arrived at Tanmei Mountain Villa located on the mountain.
Little Tangmen, leaning against a rock wall with his face flushed red from the steam of the hot spring: This feels so nice.
Young Master quietly moves closer: Want to feel even nicer?
Little Tangmen, innocently: Yes.
Young Master: Close your eyes.
Little Tangmen obediently does so: Okay.
Senior brother suddenly emerges from behind the plum blossoms on the shore: What are you trying to do?
Young Master: …
Eldest Young Master immediately follows up, eagerly joining in: Yeah, what are you trying to do? Is it f*lthy? Shameful?
Young Master: …
Eldest Young Master: Darling~ let’s go back and continue soaking~
Senior brother: No, I have to watch him.
Eldest Young Master, commanding: Someone! Keep an eye on the Second Young Master! Don’t let him make a move!
Young Master: …
This brother really needs to be ditched! Completely hopeless!
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After soaking in the hot spring, the two of them went to the rooftop to stargaze, a very romantic scene.
The night sky was as clear, with a dazzling white light streaking across.
Young Master points to the sky: Look, a shooting star.
Little Tangmen: So beautiful!
Young Master, with deep affection: You are even more beauti…
Senior brother lands beside Young Master, coldly slapping his shoulder: My junior brother is more what?
Young Master: …
Eldest Young Master, like a lapdog, follows and puts a coat on the senior brother.
Young Master: …
Can’t they have a normal romance?
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Back in the room, Little Tangmen naturally climbs onto Young Master’s bed: Make room, I want to sleep on the inside.
Young Master, half-smiling: You’re getting really smooth at getting onto my bed.
Little Tangmen, stunned, blushing, and about to get off: I just wanted to check how soft your bed is.
Young Master pulls him into his arms: Don’t leave.
Little Tangmen: …
Young Master: Aren’t you afraid that I’m gay?
Little Tangmen: Not anymore.
Young Master: Because you are too?
Little Tangmen: I’m not.
Young Master, displeased: You still think you’re not?
Little Tangmen, quietly: I don’t like other men, so I’m not.
Young Master, chuckling: You don’t like other men, so who do you like?
Little Tangmen: You…
Young Master immediately gets excited enough to go out and spin some windmills.
Little Tangmen: …Isn’t it a bit cold?
Young Master looks up to see the senior brother has torn a basin-sized hole in the window paper, coldly peering in.
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Eldest Young Master hangs over the senior brother like a giant cape: Darling~ let’s go back to sleep~
Senior brother stiffens: No.
Eldest Young Master whines: I want a hug~
Senior brother: Shut up!
Eldest Young Master with a sad face: My spouse is being mean to me again~
Young Master, holding his forehead: …
Can’t even go out and fight.
However, Little Tangmen rushes out first: Senior brother, why don’t you go back to rest?
Senior brother, stunned: I’m here to protect you.
Little Tangmen, quietly: It’s not necessary…
Senior brother, earnestly: Those two brothers are no good.
Little Tangmen, blushing: But I think he’s very good.
Senior brother, unwilling to accept: Apart from his looks and family background, what’s good about him? I’m afraid you’re being deceived.
After all, you’re so naive.
Little Tangmen: He’s the best person to me in this world… apart from you, senior brother.
Senior brother suddenly feels like the cabbage he’s painstakingly nurtured has run into the pigsty on its own.
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But the senior brother still wants to save his “cabbage”: You’re both men, it won’t work out.
Little Cabbage stubbornly bites his lip: If it doesn’t work out, then it doesn’t. But every moment I spend with him, I’m happy.
Happy even when rooted up by a pig.
Young Master suddenly appears behind them: Why won’t it work out? I want to marry him.
Senior brother, reluctantly looking at the messed-up “cabbage”: Really?
Young Master seizes the opportunity to complain: But my brother won’t allow it, you’ve heard it.
Before the senior brother can speak, Eldest Young Master butts in, eagerly: I allow it, I allow it, I allow it~
Senior brother: Hmph.
Eldest Young Master: But how can a younger brother get married before the elder?
Senior brother: Then you just marry someone else first.
Eldest Young Master: Just anyone?
Senior brother: Just pick someone, Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Er Mazi, marry one quickly, don’t delay my junior brother.
Eldest Young Master stubbornly: I will only marry you. If you don’t marry me, I won’t let my brother marry, and if my brother can’t marry, your junior brother can’t either.
Senior brother: …
Eldest Young Master can’t help but give himself a thumbs up.
A vicious, unsolvable cycle. Fantastic.
A thumbs up for that.
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Eldest Young Master: So?
Senior brother: …No, I need to think about it.
Eldest Young Master: Do you even need to think?
Senior brother: At least I’m sure you’re no good.
Eldest Young Master: I’m not just good, I’m a great husband~
Senior brother: Hmph!
Eldest Young Master: Hmph~
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Because the senior brother tore a big hole in the window paper, Young Master and Little Tangmen had to move to another guest room.
Young Master: Hey, repeat what you said to your senior brother for me, will you?
Little Tangmen puffs up his cheeks: No.
Young Master pokes him: You must.
Little Tangmen silently curls up under the blanket.
Young Master, persistent: I want to hear it, be good.
Little Tangmen deludes himself by pretending to sleep.
Young Master kisses his lips.
Little Tangmen continues to pretend to sleep, his eyelashes fluttering.
Young Master reaches into his bathrobe: How about I teach you how to use the things we bought last time?
Little Tangmen: …
Young Master: Actually, they’re all for doing that thing.
Little Tangmen, horrified, forgets to pretend to sleep: I’m not, not ready yet.
Young Master: Going back on your word is for dogs, you said so yourself.
Little Tangmen, resolutely: Woof!
Young Master: Pfft.
Little Tangmen, triumphant.
A real man is also capable of being flexible.
Young Master strokes his hair: Just kidding, we’ll wait until we’re married.
Little Tangmen, eyes sparkling: But will your brother let you get married?
Young Master: He will.
Little Tangmen: What if he doesn’t?
Young Master: Then I’ll duel him.
Even though he can’t beat his beastly brother.
Little Tangmen: …Pfft.
Young Master: Be good.
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Little Tangmen: Senior brother, senior brother.
Senior brother: Hm?
Little Tangmen: What’s going on with you and Elder Brother Ye?
Senior brother, very calmly: That night, I came to rescue you but accidentally entered the wrong room, and so we ended up talking all night by candlelight… That’s all.
Little Tangmen nods: I see, that’s good to know.
Senior brother: What are you relieved about?
Little Tangmen: Isn’t he trying to marry you?
Senior brother’s mouth twitches: …
Little Tangmen: Elder Brother Ye is usually so fierce to others, but he becomes soft like a kitten around you.
Senior brother: What are you trying to say?
Little Tangmen, shyly: Elder Brother Ye is really good in every way, especially to you. Aren’t you really going to marry him?
Senior brother feels darkness before his eyes.
His carefully nurtured “cabbage” ran into the pigsty on its own, and now it’s even happily trying to drag him into the pigsty as well…
Betrayed!
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Eldest Young Master, with his imposing presence, emerges from the bushes: What my brother’s wife said is very true.
Senior brother, bristling: How long have you been eavesdropping!
Eldest Young Master: Marry me~
Senior brother: No.
Eldest Young Master, jubilantly: You didn’t say ‘get lost’~
Senior brother: …
Eldest Young Master: That means you don’t really want to refuse.
Senior brother: Then… get lost?
Eldest Young Master rolls on the ground: Okay, okay, I’m going!
Senior brother shows a rare smile.
Eldest Young Master, covered in dust, stands up: Marry me! Marry me, marry me!
Senior brother: Don’t be noisy.
Eldest Young Master: I’ll marry you then.
Senior brother looks deeply at the tall and burly Eldest Young Master: I dare not marry you.
Eldest Young Master: Then marry me, marry me, marry me!
Senior brother sighs deeply from the bottom of his heart: Sigh—
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Hidden Sword Villa hosted two weddings consecutively, with grand and luxurious celebrations that became the talk of the town.
The weddings were extravagant and had many highlights.
For instance, the groom insisting on a public display of affection during the wedding… only to be beaten up by the bride.
On such a joyful day, the bride beat up the groom!
On the wedding night, Eldest Young Master sits in a corner of the bed, nursing his face with ice.
Senior brother, in a bright red wedding outfit, sits at the edge of the bed rolling up his sleeves: Serves you right.
Eldest Young Master, abandoning his dignity: Yes, my wife hits me well!
Senior brother: …
Eldest Young Master: My wife is so beautiful~
Senior brother glares at him: I did this for my junior brother, not because I willingly married you.
Eldest Young Master: My wife is just being stubborn~
Senior brother snorts: If I ever regret it one day, I’ll go straight back to Tang Sect and pretend you never existed.
Eldest Young Master, earnestly: I won’t let you regret it.
Senior brother grumbles.
Eldest Young Master, pitifully rubbing his face: Wife~
Senior brother sighs, beckoning with his finger: Come here.
Eldest Young Master scurries over excitedly.
Senior brother touches his face: Still hurting?
Eldest Young Master: It hurts a lot!
Senior brother: …Ahem.
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Eldest Young Master leaps up from the bed, dashes out of the bridal chamber, and runs wildly around the entire villa: My wife kissed me voluntarily! Oh my God! My wife kissed me voluntarily!
Spinning, jumping, I close my eyes!
Senior brother: …You! Get back here!!!
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Young Master: Did you hear that?
Little Tangmen: I heard it.
Young Master points to his own face: Will you kiss me voluntarily too?
Little Tangmen, cautious: Just don’t go out and shout about it…
Young Master laughs heartily: I won’t.
Little Tangmen obediently leans in and gives a kiss.
Young Master, content: Do you still remember when I first caught you? You asked me why I didn’t plan to kill you but kept you locked up?
Little Tangmen puffs up his cheeks: I remember; you said because you liked keeping me locked up, even said you’d keep me locked up for a lifetime, scared me to death.
Young Master chuckles softly: What I said was ‘pamper,’ not ‘lock up.’
Little Tangmen, eyes wide: …
Young Master, softly: To pamper, it means to cherish. I want to cherish you for a lifetime, to pamper you to the heavens.
Little Tangmen, quietly: So you were doing it on purpose back then.
Young Master, with a slight smile: I was doing it on purpose from the beginning to the end.
Little Tangmen: You really are very naughty.
Young Master: Do you like it?
Little Tangmen, blushing: …I like it.
Young Master: I like it too, very much.
That day, an assassin without pants was caught in the mountain villa.
The End of the Whole Story!
Author’s note: That’s all for now, as I can’t publish the extras here… Thank you everyone for liking it, kisses~
Translator’s Note: Feel free to suggest or recommend any other short novels you’d like for me to translate 🙂
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