MSSOC Chapter 32.1

Sneak Into Your Dreamland

Posted by April Fox, ? Views, Released on March 6, 2022

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032…Sneak into your dreamland

[Part (1/3)]

[Sleep till dawn] The first experience price is 100 popularity points, the standard price: 288 popularity points.

After careful planning, Xiao Luo decided to buy a copy for the shit shovel officer. Then— taking advantage of the dead of night, the little orange cat quietly slipped into the study. He skillfully turned on the computer, opened the browser, entered the JJBS forum with an unstable mood and made a post.

#I heard that it hurts when you do it for the first time. My boyfriend’s size is a bit big, what should I do? Waiting online! Urgent! #

In the middle of the night, a lot of people were online. The post quickly received many comments.

1#: How big is it? No pictures, no truth!

2#: Is it 25cm? Send a photo?

3#: I thought I went through the wrong door . laughing loudly.jpg,The two upstairs are too yellow and violent, but the landlord is obviously here to show off!

4#: Landlord, size is not the point. The key is stamina, you know~

5#: Big? You can just take a knife and cut it off a little, sinister smile.jpg

Xiao Luo refreshed the post. His forehead was covered with cold sweat. There was indeed an ambiguity when he saw the title, so he quickly added:

I am LZ: I am male.

The short four words seemed a little insignificant in the series of new comments. When the 20th floor was almost full, finally someone found Xiao Luo’s reply.

19#: The landlord is a man! Caught a pair of gay guys who scatter dog food alive~

20#: The landlord is a man! Oops, I suddenly feel so ashamed …

21#: Landlord, if you don’t want pain, you can counterattack!

22#: Remember to read the tutorial first, do the preparatory work, and lubrication is essential! Also, if you are not strong enough, you can get your boyfriend drunk first!

Seeing this, Xiao Luo suddenly realised! It turns out that he can still do this. Although he has no experience with this kind of thing, he can do it with more practice!

I’m LZ: Thank you, everyone. I know what to do, smile.jpg

After replying to the last comment, Xiao Luo decisively closed the webpage, cleared the traces of use, and then shut down the computer, ready to do the business before dawn! But he didn’t know what kind of storm brewed there later.

28#: The landlord must not know that more than 99% of JJBS are women. 233

29#: Inexplicably, I think the landlord is so cute, hahaha!

30#: Betting on a pack of spicy sticks, the landlord’s counterattack will fail, and his chrysanthemum will explode!

Ling Su slept soundly, breathing long and sleeping peacefully.

The little orange cat grabbed the sheet and climbed up, all the way to the head of the shit shovel officer, and his short legs patted the other person’s cheek lightly. After seeing Ling Su, he couldn’t help but hesitate.

If the shit shovel officer wakes up tomorrow morning and finds that he has been blown up…

Um, he seems to be thinking too much!

He can’t do anything in the current situation unless all the remaining love points are exchanged for transformation cards. After a cool night, it will be an endless abyss!

Xiao Luo is not that stupid.

Are you sure to redeem the [Directed Transformation Card] once?

Yes.

The default number 1, complete the exchange.

In the blink of an eye, Xiao Luo returned to his body. Oh no, to be precise, it’s just a temporary body with a face that looks ninety per cent like him, and it will be taken back once the time limit is up.

Thinking of how he spent the two time-limited transformation cards last time and finally moving past the black history of 4,000 charm points, Xiao Luo learned to be smart this time.

Afraid that the other party would react in his Sleep, he didn’t dare to be presumptuous, and he moved away with a light touch every time.

There is so little regret.

When the number of stealing kisses exceeded ten times, the system suddenly reminded him that it was an illegal operation.

Xiao Luo was stunned. There were such hidden rules!

He glanced a little speechlessly and turned into a countdown. There were still two minutes left, he quickly found [Sneak into your dreamland quietly], and decisively pressed the exchange button. Seeing that the popularity value instantly dropped to ten digits, he couldn’t help but feel distressed for a while. But when he thought that he would have his wish come true, he went to Ling Su’s dream to take a look, and all his distress turned into a bubble.

After a flash of white light, Xiao Luo’s figure disappeared instantly.

“Teacher, I’m done with the paperwork.” The soft voice awakened Xiao Luo’s confused consciousness. He opened his eyes and found himself in Ling’s house. The shit shovel officer bringing him to “meet the parents” left a deep impression of this place. His eyes fell on the opposite child: this was a five- or six-year-old boy who looked a bit like Ling Su.

“Oh, let’s take a look.” Xiao Luo took the test paper after realising it and was amazed. The difficulty of this English test paper was comparable to that of the previous college entrance examination paper.

It is not a problem to check a paper for a person proficient in English, French, German, and Japanese. The more he looked down, the more surprised he was. He won’t mention the previous multiple-choice questions, true-false questions or reading comprehension. The final writing also makes him unable to pick out any faults. The key is that the child’s age will definitely not exceed six years old!

Gifted child! Xiao Luo came to a conclusion in an instant.

“Ling Su?” He called tentatively.

The little boy looked up and looked at him calmly: ” Yes .”

WTF! Xiao Luo was restless. Why did his shit shovel officer dream about his childhood? And he also accidentally became Ling Su’s tutor! Such a sacred and glorious profession makes him unable to do bad things at all…

“The paper is basically correct. Let’s rest for a while.” Xiao Luo said awkwardly.

Ling Su nodded quietly, unbelievably well-behaved. He didn’t leave his seat. He sat on the sofa and read a book honestly.

Xiao Luo casually glanced at it and was speechless: it was a Chinese-English translation of a famous foreign book.

He clearly remembered how his little friend Ling Tianci was “spoiled”, so why did Ling Su receive this kind of elite education when he was a child?

Or, because it was in Ling Su’s dream, everything couldn’t be taken seriously? Just like he has never been the tutor of the shit shovel officer…

Xiao Luo hesitated for a while, thinking that it was in a dream anyway, and there is no such thing as misleading children, so he proposed: “Xiao Su. Let’s go out and play, okay?”

The young Ling Su raised his head with undisguised surprise on his face. After hesitating for a few seconds, he nodded slightly.

Xiao Luo saw this, and his heart melted into a puddle of water in an instant: Oh, my shit shovel officer was so soft and cute when he was a child! I really want to pinch…

Then, he stretched out his sinful hand.

After all, it is a child, the skin is delicate, the hand feels excellent, and the touch is lovely!

“Teacher, what are you doing?”

“Cough…it’s nothing.” Xiao Luo quickly released his hand. Looking at Ling Xiaosu’s ignorant and innocent face, he had the illusion that he was about to turn into a weirdo, “Xiaosu, let me hug you, okay?”

“Grandpa said that a manly man cannot be hugged like a little girl.” Ling Xiaosu shook his head and refused righteously.

Xiao Luo curled his lips regretfully and said in his heart: Aren’t you only six years old? What kind of manly man?

Seeing the disappointed look on the teacher’s face, Ling Xiaosu couldn’t help but soften his voice: “Forget it, for the sake of your good looks, I’ll let you hug me, but you can’t let Grandpa see it.”

Huh? Xiao Luo is stunned: Are you teasing me, Ling Xiaosu?

But anyway, he got his wish, so he doesn’t need to care about this little detail.

This is the first time Xiao Luo has seen such a soft and cute shit shovel officer. He is entirely different from Ling Su, who is calm and reliable to the outside world and likes to talk to a cat in private. This is probably the difference between a child and an adult, right?

The common point is that Ling Su has always been the best since childhood.

Xiao Luo plausibly concluded, and he didn’t think that it might be because the lover’s eyes were covered with red-tinted glasses.

The Ling family’s yard is quite large, and the green field is enough to play football. The weather is just warm and pleasant. Xiao Luo changed from holding Ling Xiaosu to carrying him. What happened in the middle? He can’t even speak for himself.

The dream world is illogical, like a football suddenly appearing at his feet.

“Teacher, shall we play football?” Ling Xiaosu hugged Xiao Luo’s head with both hands, and there was a hint of unnoticeable joy in his calm tone.

Xiao Luo noticed that a football field suddenly appeared on the lawn and finally had an epiphany: this dream is not without logic. It’s just that Ling Su, as the master of the dream, like the creator of the world, is omnipotent here.

“Okay.” And what about him? His arrival, and this inexplicable status as a tutor, was Ling Su’s subconscious yearning, or was it because of the influence of props?

Xiao Luo has no love for football. The reason is straightforward: how can a person who can fly his shoes instead of football can fall in love with this sport that makes himself sad?

But this was Ling Xiaosu’s proposal, and he had no reason to refuse.

“Oops.” Kicked badly.

“…” Xiao Luo can’t wait to find a crack to get in.

“Oops.” Kicked badly again.

Xiao Luozhen: Ling Xiaosu, is it necessary for you to dub me all the time?

“Teacher, you are so stupid.” Tsk tsk, this disgusting tone.

The corners of Xiao Luo’s mouth twitched slightly, the soft and cute little shit shovel officer! How come the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this guy had a black belly?

“Teacher, don’t be angry. I’ll teach you.” Ling Xiaosu had an angel-like smile on his face. He stepped forward and pulled Xiao Luo’s sleeves and tugged, with a coquettish tone that made people completely give in to him.

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