140. I Don’t Want to Have a Son That Old.

 

The elevator came to the restaurant floor. Zanfa and Zanwu accepted ‘Bao Ye’s invitation and went to the private room with ‘Bao Ye’ and others to eat. Baoye, who came out of the elevator later, frowned. From the conversation in the elevator, the two male monsters should have mistaken ‘Bao Ye’ for Ugly Slave’s father. He didn’t know what Bao Ye was planning to do by inviting them to dinner.

Dong Lingce, who was standing next to him, saw that he was daydreaming again and immediately raised his finger and flicked it: “Don’t have any bad ideas again.”

Bao Ye rubbed the place where he was hurt by his flick and went to the small private room with him to eat: “I didn’t.”

“Then what are you thinking about?”

Bao Ye ordered the dishes and waited for the waiter to leave before saying, “I think the two male monsters seem to think that ‘Bao Ye’ is my dad. Also, ‘Bao Ye’ was obviously scared to death of the two male monsters at the beginning, but in the blink of an eye, he said he wanted to treat the two male monsters to dinner. There must be something wrong.”

“Since you knew that the two male monsters mistook ‘Bao Ye’ for your dad, why didn’t you stop them at that time?”

“If I stopped them, they would have discovered my identity.”

Dong Lingce sneered: “You are still smart, and the two male monsters are not stupid either. They saw through that Bao Ye was fake a long time ago and mistook you for your dad.”

Bao Ye was surprised: “How did you know?”

“I heard their voice transmission.”

Bao Ye was even more surprised: “Can you hear their voice transmission?”

“As long as I want, I can hear the voice transmission of all people with less divine power than me.”

“Is there anyone in this world with less power than you?”

“Not yet.”

“Then you can hear everything?” It seems  he cannot say bad things about Dong Lingce anymore

“Not necessarily. If someone uses a magic weapon to prevent others from eavesdropping, I may not be able to hear it.”

Baoye asked: “Why did you want to eavesdrop on their conversation just now?”

“It seems that the two demons mistakenly thought that ‘Bao Ye’ was your father, so I got curious.

“Then what did they say?”

Dong Lingce told Baoye everything he heard in the elevator: “The two male demons would have dinner with ‘Bao Ye’ and his friends because they wanted to see ‘Bao Ye’s’ purpose and want to know why ‘Bao Ye’ disguised himself as you…

Baoye was more curious about Xia Zong’s purpose. Xia Zong knew that he had traveled back from thirty years ago; he hardly got time to make friends. They must’ve felt they could get him through the two male demons.

He rubbed his brows, feeling that Xia Zong’s purpose would not be so simple; otherwise, he would not have told Gong Shanxiang that he wanted to fight with the two male demons. They have a good relationship.

Dong Lingce said with a serious face: “If you don’t want your face to explode immediately, don’t think about it anymore.”

Baoye was also worried that he would have bad thoughts if he thought too much, so he quickly stopped speculating and went back to the room with Dong Lingce after dinner to make medicine. In fact, there was no need to make it; just smash the collected medicine and apply it on the face.

Dong Lingce frowned. “Will the herbs be effective without your refining?”

“You are a god from ancient times; you should know that this is the most primitive way to treat injuries.”

“That’s right.”

Baoye suddenly laughed.

Dong Lingce raised his eyebrows: “What are you laughing at? There is medicine on your face. If you laugh, the medicine will fall off. Don’t laugh.”

Baoye held back his laughter and said: “What I said just now reminded me of a more primitive way to heal wounds.”

“What method?”

“It is to apply saliva to the wound. In the past, when someone was injured, they would apply saliva.” Baoye’s face trembled, and he continued: “I was thinking that you are an ancient god; maybe your saliva can cure all diseases…

“Cough… Pah…” Dong Lingce spat on his face before he finished speaking. The worst thing was that the saliva sprayed crookedly and spit on Baoye’s lips.

Baoye’s eyes twitched fiercely, and he didn’t dare to speak, for fear that the saliva would flow into his mouth. He could only use voice transmission to ask angrily: “Dong Lingce, what are you doing?”

Dong Lingce couldn’t help laughing: “Didn’t you say that my saliva can cure all diseases? I just wanted to try it, but I didn’t expect it to be spit-crooked. However, this is the first time I spit; you should feel honored. ”

“Do I kneel down and thank the Lord for His grace?” Bao Ye gritted his teeth and said, “Even if you want to use saliva to heal my face, can’t you use a more polite method?”

Dong Lingce stopped laughing and coughed lightly, “I just want to try the feeling of spitting.”

“Try? Very good answer.” Bao Ye chuckled, “Dong Lingce, I’ll give you a chance.”

Dong Lingce was puzzled, “What chance?”

“A chance to kiss my lips.”

Dong Lingce:…

“Now, right now, immediately, I’ll count. If you don’t kiss me, you will never have another chance in the future, one, two, three.” Bao Ye counted to three quickly, and Dong Lingce quickly leaned over and kissed him on the lips and asked with a telepathic smile, “Will I have many opportunities to kiss you in the future? When I kiss you, will you no longer refuse? Then can I hold you to sleep and take a bath with you?”

Bao Ye was slightly startled, turned his head away, and snorted, “Don’t push your luck. ”

Dong Lingce looked to see if he would refuse, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a smile: “I’ll spare you first, but when I start to make a fuss, I won’t let you go so easily.”

Baoye looked at him suspiciously: “What do you mean by your fussing?”

“Nothing?” Dong Lingce touched his face gently: “Does the herbal medicine have any effect on your face?”

Baoye frowned slightly: “Except for feeling the coolness on my face, there is no other feeling. Wait a little longer. It won’t work so quickly when it’s just applied. It may take some time to work.”

“Let’s see tomorrow.”

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

Dong Lingce asked in the language of the demon with a sullen face: “Who?”

The person outside said: “I am Zanfa and Zanwu.”

Dong Lingce and Baoye looked at each other and got up to open the door.

Zanfa and Zanwu saw that the person who opened the door was Dong Lingce and poked their heads inside: “Isn’t the friend who was with you before here?”

Dong Lingce asked unhappily: “What are you looking for him for?”

“We want to talk to him. ”

Baoye got up and walked to the door.

Zanfa and Zanwu were stunned: “What is that thing on your face? It’s pitch black and disgusting.”

“I’m applying herbal medicine.” Baoye asked them: “What do you want from me?”

“Herbs? Why do you want to apply herbal medicine?” Zanfa frowned. “You don’t want to use herbs to treat your sarcoma, do you?”

“It’s useless.” Zanwu sighed: “No medicine will work on your face. You can only do more good deeds.”

Baoye: “…”

They actually knew about this. It seems that his father has a good relationship with them.

Dong Lingce, whose expectations were shattered, frowned and asked: “What are you doing here?”

Zanfa remembered the purpose of coming here and immediately said to Baoye, pointing to his own face, “Do you still remember who we are?”

“I don’t even know you; how can I remember you?”

“You really don’t remember who we are?” Zanfa said disappointedly: “What about others? Do you still remember?”

“What others?”

Zanwu said to Zanfa sadly, “Zanfa, he probably hasn’t thought about the past yet; let’s wait until he remembers it.”

Zanfa nodded.

Bao Ye said, “Did you get the wrong person?”

“No.” Zanfa and Zanwu said in unison, “You are Baoye; we will never mistake.”

“You must have taken me for my dad.”

Zanfa and Zanwu were stunned: “Your dad? Where did you get a dad?”

“The Baoye you are talking about is actually my dad. I am his son, Jin Jiabao, and Jin Lingrui is my eldest brother.”

“Where did you hear such a ridiculous thing? You… forget it.”

“I can’t explain it to you clearly. Where is Xiaorui? Where is he? We have to ask him, How did he become your eldest brother? The seniority is really confusing.”

“He is in Gongcheng.”

“He’s not in the Fallen Forest?”

“No.”

“Then ask him to come to my place when you go back.” Zanfa and Zanwu left after saying, “We’ll see each other again when you remember who we are.” Dong Lingce closed the door, leaned against it and asked, squinting his eyes: “Have you ever lost your memory? So you don’t remember that? May be it’s really you, not your father?”

Whether it was Zanwu, Zanfa, or Tantu, they always made him feel weird; Baoye and Ugly Slave’s father were actually the same person?

“I haven’t lost my memory.” Baoye searched Ugly Slaves’s memory: “Except for not remembering what happened when I was a child, other memories have never been lost, unless someone has modified my memory.”

“It’s better not to; I don’t want to have a son that old.”

Baoye was puzzled: “Son? What son? Where did the son come from?”

Dong Lingce glanced at him coldly: “If you are your father, then Jin Lingrui is your son.”

Having a son is nothing; the most annoying thing is that there was once a son’s mother, which means that Baoye had slept with a woman.

When Dong Lingce thought of this possibility, his face suddenly darkened and he felt very bad.

Baoye rolled his eyes. “You are thinking too much.”

Dong Lingce asked: “Can I see your memory?”

Baoye hesitated, wondering if Dong Lingce would see the memory of thirty years later.

Dong Lingce said, “I won’t peek into your privacy; I just want to see if your memory has been modified by someone.”

Baoye nodded hesitantly.

Dong Lingce put his hand on his brain and used his divine power to explore his mind: “Your memory is intact; no one has tampered with it.”

He breathed a sigh of relief. This is strange; why does everyone think Baoye is the father of Ugly Slave? Could it be that this person died once and recreated his body?

Dong Lingce looked Baoye up and down, trying to see through his body.

Baoye’s hair stood up when he saw him: “Why are you looking at me like this? Is there something wrong with my body?”

“I want to kiss you.”

Baoye: “…”
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