The black(anti) fans on the opposite side once suspected that they had encountered a friendly army.
Every time Nian Gao1Xi Nian’s fan support. met any black fans, they themselves became like a group of high-level black fans. It was not that they did not have confidence in Xi Nian, but that the show was too reprobate. If they boasted now, what if they were laughed at by black fans later? It did not matter if they were ridiculed, it was not good to harm their Zǎi Zǎi indirectly.
#Under the light of Buddha, be a humble person#
#Peace and security, no competition, no looting#
Nian Gao’s Buddha-like attitude drove away a lot of black fans, while on the other hand, the topic of Qiao Zhi became more and more popular, which was normal. This girl had more black material slots than Xi Nian, and her social connection with passers-by was far from perfect. Who thought that not tearing her apart would be a great pity to ancestors.
Just when Bai Yicheng’s fans were caught in the middle of watching the fun, “Decoding the Chamber of Secrets” started broadcasting. The show continued the style of the previous seasons. The opening editing was eerie and mysterious, and it was extremely skilled at creating suspense. When the terrifying BGM2Background music. sounded, the timid people had already shivered.
Mom, hold me tight!
At the beginning of the scene, the three special guests were introduced. When they got out of the car one after another, the audience was a little surprised. There was no doubt that Qiao Zhi as a vase actor and had good looks, also, Bai Yicheng was not bad either.
Then there was Xi Nian.
No matter how many times one saw this man, no one seemed to have the conscience to say that he was not handsome. The camera seemed to particularly favour him, as it occasionally gave a close-up. Some passers-by couldn’t help admiring in the comment area on the bullet screen: [I didn’t pay attention before. Look, standing in a crowd, Xi Nian has an advantage.]
There were not many in the entertainment industry who disliked vase artists: [Haha, really, having a good face is amazing, isn’t it?]
Every time the program team found a shooting location in the wilderness. Qiao Zhi had always been famous in variety shows for making a fuss for no reason3[zuò tiān zuò dì] making a lot of noise and making trouble for no reason., unfortunately, due to her beautiful appearance, many male celebrities have fallen for this trick of hers. When she saw the ghostly school in front of her, she rubbed her arms with a pitiful expression and said, “Will the program crew throw us into the wilderness to die?”
Most of the netizens thought she was hypocritical, and they were already complaining in the barrage area. At this moment, Xi Nian said casually: “You’re not worth much, what’s the benefit of killing you?”
At the end of the scene, a special effect of a heart stabbing was added next to Qiao Zhi at the right time.
puff–!
The audience couldn’t help but laugh out loud, Xi Nian was too fucking poisonous.
When the guests entered the secret room, there was indeed a team formation session as rumoured on the Internet. They followed the prompts to find the lottery holder, and then each drew lots. In the end, the two novice players, Xi Nian, and Qiao Zhi, formed an unlucky pair.
The bullet screens were not optimistic: [It’s over, these two are useless, death is scheduled!]
[It seems that the one who is most likely to survive is Bai Yicheng, Xi Nian is too unlucky to be paired with Qiao Zhi!]
[Maybe someone is happy about it in their heart, as there will be enough time to fool around inside. Men like beautiful women and Qiao Zhi can act like a baby and seduce men. When he’s in the secret room later, Xi Nian will probably be happy to act like a hero to save the beauty.]
Act like a Hero to save beauty? Non-existent.
Xi Nian, a selfish man hell-bent on his career, obviously wouldn’t have such a noble realization. When it came to being on a team with Qiao Zhi, a dragging oil bottle4[tuō yóu pínɡ]: child of a previous marriage living with the family of the second husband/ (of a widow) remarries and takes her children to her second husband’s home. It is used in a derogatory way and essentially refers to a person being an unnecessary burden., he actually felt detested inwardly. So, while all the other teams were cheering each other on, these two produced the following conversation.
Qiao Zhixuan, who appeared to be ready to cry: “Is it my illusion? You seem a little reluctant.”
Xi Nian corrected her: “It’s not an illusion.”
He really was reluctant.
The netizen was planning to diss Qiao Zhi, but upon hearing the words, they couldn’t even type a smile due to laughing instantly. It had been many years since they had seen such a straight man who was not greedy for beauty, especially when entering the secret room. Qiao Zhi said, “I’m afraid”, to which Xi Nian’s sentence “I’m not afraid” was directly hailed as a conversation killer.
[Hahahaha I’m fucking laughing, Qiao Zhi’s beauty trick doesn’t work anymore!]
[I am happy to see Qiao Zhi deflated, Xi Nian is so fucking interesting hahaha!]
[Ding, this rookie team’s boxed lunches5Pending Doom/death/disaster. are being delivered!]
However, before the netizens had time to laugh, Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi’s team took the lead in triggering the plot. When the door of the secret room behind them was slammed by a mental patient, everyone looked at the screen and their hearts were caught in one place.
The program team was very cunning and sent three NPCs played by real people. The other two teams were also chased by mental patients. Teacher Min and Wang Yao have been partners for many years and have been cooperating to avoid them. Bai Yicheng used his gentlemanly spirit to actively lure away the culprits to protect Kong Xi. However, when the camera turned to Xi Nian’s group…
“I’ll run first, you cover from behind!”
Everyone saw that Xi Nian indifferently broke away from Qiao Zhi’s hand, and then turned to run away with a whoosh, leaving Qiao Zhi behind with a bolt from the blue.6[qíng tiān pī lì]: a bolt from the blue/thunderbolt out of a clear sky/ a thunderclap from a blue sky/The storm sprang up out of the blue. A metaphor for a shocking event or disaster that happened suddenly. Behind him, the girl also started running wildly and screamed so loud that almost shook the screen, followed by a series of beeps.
“Xi Nian, Fuck you! Are you a man or not!”
In the barrage, all laughed like crazy, and the mutual harm and pitfalls of this team were in stark contrast to the first two teams. Especially when Qiao Zhi rushed up and knocked away Xi Nian, the post-production special effects even froze the screen, and marked with two bright red characters ‘unity’ on the screen, followed by a series of question marks.
#Unity???#
The netizen laughed and hammered the keyboard, almost crying. These two were the best in the world. Xi Nian completely destroyed Qiao Zhi’s previous goddess image in minutes.
Was this a horror variety show? It was clearly watching a comedy.
The two of them gave netizens a quite funny and unreliable feeling. In TV or novels, the rhythm of receiving boxed lunches by such characters every minute was the same. Therefore, when the NPC boy asked them to solve the problem, everyone thought that Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi would be eliminated.
[It’s actually a little disappointing, I really want to continue watching these two funny ones.]
[It is estimated that they will be offline soon. Unfortunately, Kong Xi is not here.]
[After all, these are two rookies, it is difficult to pass the level without a veteran to take them along.]
At this point, in the stage, a replay was specially given of a past clip, which showed that the question was on the blackboard when everyone first entered the first secret room.
Qiao Zhi cried and kept shaking her head, obviously unreliable. Just as everyone was wondering whether Teacher Min and his team would suddenly come as a divine assist, Xi Nian suddenly walked up to the podium holding a chalk. Then in three or two strokes, he wrote out the question and the correct answer on the blackboard.
The Nian Gao suddenly swelled: Damn, you are so awesome!!!
People who would turn the tide in the face of critical moments would find it easier to make a positive impression. Netizens never expected that Xi Nian not only carefully jotted down the question, but also successfully solved the correct answer, causing those who said he would die in the beginning to be slapped on face.
[Xi Nian is a bit awesome, I really didn’t expect him to write down the question.]
[The point is that he calculated the correct answer. It has been so many years since he graduated (laughing and crying). I vaguely remember the last time a certain fresh meat7Little fresh meat is a Chinese Internet buzzword used to describe handsome young men. It is most commonly used to refer to male celebrities. came, and he couldn’t even figure out addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division…]
[Xi Nian may live an extra ten minutes.]
There was no shortage of viewers with both quotients8Both emotional and intelligence quotient. The word used here is 双商, which literally translates to double quotient. It is a buzzword on the Internet, which means intelligence quotient and emotional quotient. online in front of the screen, they especially liked to follow the guests to solve the mystery. When the camera flickered past the head held by a mental patient, a clever person had already reflected something and clicked a line of words on the bullet screen.
[Holy shit, this NPC boy can’t be trusted. The program group must have arranged a trap. The head held by the psychopath is exactly the same as that of the little boy!!! He must not be a real survivor!]
[Don’t trust him, he’s making me anxious!]]
[Props group is real cow batch9Really awesome.!]
After being analyzed by the great master10The word used here is 大神 [dà shén], which is a respectful title for a higher-status deity in Chinese mythology and Japanese mythology. Great God may also refer to many other things in online game communities and other cultures, and it also refers to the knower of all, as in master who knows all., the audience also realized that this was a huge pit arranged by the program group. While scolding their father in their hearts, they felt that these two rookies must have fallen to the trick. Then, Xi Nian suddenly let out a low shout, ran quickly, and rushed out the door.
[Scared me to death, did Xi Nian realize something?]
[Qiao Zhi is just here to buy a soy sauce11In short, this refers to not paying attention to or caring about some things, or to having a low sense of presence in a certain matter.
A long explanation: The Chinese term “打酱油 (dǎ jiàng yóu)” literally means “to buy soy sauce”. The story of this phrase can be traced back to 2008 when a man in Guangzhou was asked by a journalist from Guangdong TV on the street to give his opinion on the sex scandal involving a Hong Kong star. Unwilling to make any comments, the man answered, “It is none of my business. I am just a passer-by out to get some soy sauce.” After watching the video, the netizens thought the man had avoided the sensitive topic wittily by using the expression “打酱油”. Since then, the slang term has been widely adopted by netizens to avoid talking about touchy issues. Source: https://www.chinlingo.com/articles/600824/ hahahahahaha]
[Xi Nian must have reacted, he just stared at that person’s head for a long time.]
[Wuwu, if I were to go over, I might have been scared to death. How could I have paid so much attention.]
The anxious audience outside the screen finally breathed a sigh of relief but saw Xi Nian running all the way to a dead end. Qiao Zhi was held hostage by the psychopath with a knife, screaming and crying in fright, and kept scolding Xi Nian as a dammed bastard.
The NPC who played the mental patient was very dedicated, and said viciously to Xi Nian: “If you dare to run away, I will kill her!”
Qiao Zhi also had no morals, and immediately said, “Father, save me!”
On the bullet screen, the barrage laughed like crazy: [It’s time to witness the love between father and daughter!]
