Question 1. Please introduce yourself briefly.
Chen Xu: I’m Chen Xu, 23 years old, currently a graduate student, likely to enter the architecture industry in the future, and I enjoy sweet and sour flavors.
Ji Chunxiao: Ji Chunxiao, 23, Chen Xu’s lover.
Question 2. What is your personality like?
Chen Xu: Well… I had a bit of a people-pleasing personality and was quite insecure, always doubting whether I was truly loved, but I’ve gotten much better.
Ji Chunxiao: Not good, many flaws, but I am trying hard to improve for Chen Xu.
Question 3. What is your partner’s personality like?
Chen Xu: He used to be quite spoiled, not good at communicating properly, and emotionally immature—kind of dramatic. But he’s been seriously correcting these behaviors and has learned to open up more, so he’s improving a lot.
Ji Chunxiao: My wife is very likable, very pitiable, kind, and gentle—a truly good person.
Question 4. When and where did you meet?
Chen Xu: We met when we were reassigned to different classes at age 17.
Ji Chunxiao: Actually, we had seen each other even before that, around the basketball court vending machine where things were cheaper. I noticed him when I was playing basketball, and later, after we got to know each other in class, I figured out his family might not be well-off. At that time, I had a bad personality and didn’t know how to express kindness, only making him buy snacks for me, which I’d then share with him.
Question 5. What was your first impression of each other?
Chen Xu: I thought he might be difficult to get along with, but he was handsome.
Ji Chunxiao: Hmm… I thought Chen Xu was like a rabbit, pale, seemingly timid yet cute, making you want to hold and cuddle him.
Question 6. What do you like about the other?
Chen Xu: I like everything.
Ji Chunxiao: Everything about Chen Xu, I like.
Question 7. What do you dislike about the other?
Chen Xu: Nothing.
Ji Chunxiao: It’s impossible for me to dislike Chen Xu, and you can’t drive a wedge between us.
Question 8. How close is your relationship?
Chen Xu: It’s… very intimate.
Ji Chunxiao: I love him, he loves me, we hug, kiss, and share a bed.
Question 9. Who confessed first?
Chen Xu: It’s hard to say.
Ji Chunxiao: I asked first.
Question 10. How much do you love each other?
Chen Xu: If I’m lucky enough to have another life, I would choose Ji Chunxiao every single time.
Ji Chunxiao: Loving Chen Xu is the fundamental law of my world, whether I am alive or dead.
Question 11. Who is your love rival?
Chen Xu: I don’t really have a true love rival.
Ji Chunxiao: I don’t want to mention those two words.
Question 12. What would you do if the other might change their heart?
Chen Xu: I would first confirm it, then deal with it depending on the situation.
Ji Chunxiao: I would strive to be the best lover, no matter what, I will not let my wife leave me again.
Question 13. Which part of the other’s body do you like the most?
Chen Xu: Hmm, probably the face, I can’t get mad looking at it.
Ji Chunxiao: Everything, especially his eyes when he looks at me.
Question 14. Have you kept any secrets from each other?
Chen Xu: I skipped lunch yesterday to work on drawings at school and ate two ice creams last night while Ji Chunxiao was asleep, does that count?
Ji Chunxiao: I used to keep a lot because I was not good at expressing myself and was shy about showing my love, but now absolutely not.
Question 15. Is your relationship public?
Chen Xu: It’s semi-public on my side. I haven’t told my parents, but they probably suspect.
Ji Chunxiao: I made it public when I was 18. Everyone knows Chen Xu is my lover.
Question 16. When and where was your first time?
Chen Xu: At age 20, in our apartment.
Ji Chunxiao: Same as Chen Xu, at 20, in our bed.
Question 17. How did it feel?
Chen Xu: …Pretty good, he had prepared a lot in advance.
Ji Chunxiao: Very good, and the emotional pleasure was greater than the physical.
Question 18. What is the most sensitive part of the other?
Chen Xu: Probably around the neck and ears.
Ji Chunxiao: The waist, and some others I can’t say.
Question 19. Have you been with anyone else besides your lover?
Chen Xu: Never.
Ji Chunxiao: Don’t ask stupid questions.
Question 20. If you were an animal, what would you be?
Chen Xu: Probably a rabbit.
Ji Chunxiao: …Chen Xu’s little dog.
Question 21. What did the first kiss feel like?
Chen Xu: Very nervous, my face was red and my heart was pounding.
Ji Chunxiao: I felt that Chen Xu’s lips were very soft, like being drunk with a sense of weightlessness, and my heart was beating very fast.
Question 22. Do you remember each other’s birthdays? How do you prepare gifts?
Chen Xu: His birthday is easy to remember, it’s on Lantern Festival. He usually hints at what he wants, like how for three years in a row he wanted a scarf I knitted.
Ji Chunxiao: My wife’s birthday is on September 8. I usually buy a lot of expensive stuff, then secretly include something I made myself, the gift I really want to give him, like couple bracelets I’ve made, pottery cups… Back then, I couldn’t express it, and Chen Xu didn’t know those were made by me, but now I tell him directly.
Question 23. What makes your heart race when you’re together?
Chen Xu: Kissing, I guess.
Ji Chunxiao: Just looking at me makes my heart race.
Question 24. Do you experience the seven-year itch?
Chen Xu: We’ve been together for ten years now, and that hasn’t happened.
Ji Chunxiao: Impossible, we are still deeply in love.
Question 25. When do you feel happiest?
Chen Xu: Waking up together on weekend mornings.
Ji Chunxiao: When Chen Xu is about to fall asleep in my arms at night, and then we kiss and say goodnight to each other.
Question 26. What position do you like?
Chen Xu: …What position? Do I really have to say? Well, it’s probably being completely held by Ji Chunxiao, close together, which makes me feel very safe, and I can kiss him just by turning my head.
Ji Chunxiao: If it’s with Chen Xu, I like all positions, especially ones where I can see his eyes. He might cry, but he tells me not to stop, which is both pitiful and beautiful.
Question 27. Have you considered getting a pet?
Chen Xu: Sometimes I think about getting a dog.
Ji Chunxiao: I don’t want one, but if my wife likes, we can get one.
Question 28. Where do you like being kissed by the other? Where do you like to kiss the other?
Chen Xu: It’s the lips for both.
Ji Chunxiao: The mouth, eyes, and some places I can’t say.
Question 29. Are you satisfied with your current situation with each other?
Chen Xu: Very satisfied, I hope it continues like this.
Ji Chunxiao: Basically satisfied, but it would be even better if my wife would listen to me more and not stay up late working on architectural drawings.
Question 30. Please say something to each other.
Chen Xu: I love you, forever and ever.
Ji Chunxiao: Ji Chunxiao will always love Chen Xu. Plus, when you get home, you better explain those two ice creams and skipping lunch.
Additional comments: Question 31. How many times do you use toys?
Chen Xu: …Depends on how busy we are, we use toys rather infrequently.
Ji Chunxiao: Three to four times a week, three to four times each, and I can keep going if Chen Xu isn’t too tired.
Question 32. Have you ever worn sexy costumes?
Chen Xu: Yes, including that maid outfit.
Ji Chunxiao: I’ve bought many for my wife, all very pretty, I have photos, but I won’t show you.
Question 33. How long does it usually last?
Chen Xu: Hmm… on average, about thirty to forty minutes.
Ji Chunxiao: It depends, if my wife is more proactive, it could be quicker, but not too quick!
Translator Notes:
All I want to say is they, both of them are spreading dog food to all the single hoomans 😭😭
