【A Talk About Yesterday’s Astonishing and Envious Century Wedding】
1L: Yesterday’s live broadcast of the wedding of the #YuSheng CP# made this singleist feel like rushing to the streets to pull a man to marry. Film Emperor Chu’s style is truly impressive. I’ve always known that Film Emperor Chu is talented, but I didn’t expect him to be this impressive!
The film and television city! The entire film and television city! What a move to book the entire film and television city! I can only say it’s awesome! And the sedan chair carried by eight bearers, a hundred steeds, ten miles of red decorations, and those rumored ancient wedding garments worth millions…
In ancient times, weren’t the weddings of kings and nobles about this grand?
I was so excited watching the live broadcast yesterday that I wanted to buy a plane ticket and rush to the film and television city immediately. But in the end, I could only envy and envy while licking the screen! I dare say that Film Emperor Chu and Jiang Jiayu’s wedding specifications cannot be surpassed by anyone in the industry at the moment, right?
2L: Agreed. Last time, I thought that a foreign castle wedding was the pinnacle, but I didn’t expect it to be broken so soon.
3L: The weddings in the entertainment circle are becoming more and more grandiose every year.
4L: Ahhhhhh it’s my #YuSheng CP#! Wherever there’s #YuSheng CP#, I am there!
5L: Chu Chisheng is awesome!
6L: Let me say it! Let me say it! My brother Chu is the coolest! #YuSheng CP# is the best! The sweetest in the universe!
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(Countless rainbow farts omitted)
223L: Speaking of weddings, Jiang Jiayu and Qiao Shu are good friends and both have children. Qiao Shu even got married first and has a child of his own, but now he’s being overtaken on the curve. Jiang Jiayu is already married, and what about his wedding?
224L: Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. The Qiao fans keep bragging about being the wife of the richest man every day, but they’ve already had children, and there isn’t even a wedding, right? It’s been two years since they got the certificate.
225L: Annual joke. The GuQiao CP is the sweetest, so sweet that there’s no wedding. In the entertainment circle, they’re unique. Indeed worthy of being the wife of the richest man, no one can compare.
226L: Upstairs, be careful. Don’t just blurt out the truth. If you don’t run your account, it’ll be gone.
227L: Leave our Qiao Qiao alone. Let you haters hate as much as they want. Our Qiao Qiao’s wedding isn’t your concern. First, worry about yourselves, a bunch of keyboard-hiding grasshoppers.
228L: Fans are still arguing. It’s been two years and still no wedding. I don’t know what sugar you’re still licking. My sister’s friend is an insider. She said the richest man is going to divorce Qiao Shu. I advise you fans to keep a low profile. When Qiao Shu is abandoned, the more high-profile you are now, the more embarrassed you’ll be when they divorce later.
229L: Blah blah blah, continue to blabber! My sister is President Gu’s secretary. My sister said President Gu spoils our Qiao Qiao so much that he even wants to carry him around in his pocket. Haters, do your homework before you criticize. At yesterday’s Jiang Jiayu’s wedding, President Gu snatched the concentric knot, but he didn’t snatch it too seriously. He immediately gave it to our Qiao Qiao with joy.
230L: In the entertainment circle, a bunch of actors play deep emotions. It’s only you fans who believe it. If Gu Chenyan really likes Qiao Shu, why hasn’t he organized a wedding for him in two years? Fans just like to deceive themselves. If they speak the truth, they’re labeled as haters. If you don’t see the truth, you’ll end up being abandoned by your idol.
231L: Hahahahaha, I’m laughing so hard. True love without a wedding for two years, it’s amazing how blind the fans are to still ship this CP, blindly praising.
232L: Annual joke, does our richest man Gu still need to act and pretend to be affectionate?
233L: Then you fans should hurry up and ask your richest man to give Qiao Shu a wedding.
234L: Haters, get lost. This is a post about our YuSheng CP. When did it become your turn to hate on our ally, the GuQiao CP, here?
286L: OP, delete all those jumping black comments. Let me report one more. Sisters, don’t argue with the haters, just report them. Don’t give them attention.
323L: Fans always follow this pattern. If they can’t accept the truth, they delete and report. Even if you delete and report again, Qiao Shu and Gu Chenyan still don’t have a wedding, and Qiao Shu is still going to become a second wife. The first joke in the entertainment circle, hahaha, it’s killing me, the dream of the richest man’s wife is shattered.
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(Countless fan wars omitted)
Gu Chenyan sat in the car, one hand holding Qiao Shu, who was already asleep in his arms, and the other hand holding his phone, looking at the post link sent by the public relations department. His brows furrowed, his aura icy.
He and Qiao Shu had just attended Chu Chisheng and Jiang Jiayu’s wedding, spending the night at the film and television city. They only returned by plane this morning. Last night, Qiao Shu made a fuss in the bridal chamber until late. As soon as they boarded the plane and got in the car, he yawned incessantly and fell asleep in his arms shortly after. Gu Chenyan had originally planned to rest for a while with his eyes closed, but then the head of the public relations department called and sent him the link to this post.
Gu Chenyan pursed his lips.
This was his negligence.
The wedding was delayed because of Qiao Shu’s pregnancy, and then because he wanted to give him the best and most surprising wedding. He secretly planned the project, which took two full years.
Although the wedding date had been set a year earlier, it had not yet been made public.
Outsiders were unaware, and even less so the netizens. Those with malicious intent, the haters, seized upon this to attack Qiao Shu.
Such wedding rumors had always existed before, but they were few and far between. The Gu family’s public relations department and Starry Sky Entertainment had always controlled public opinion about Qiao Shu on the internet. Fans could often find sweetness in various places about the #GuQiao CP#, so even if haters brought up this matter to stir trouble, it quickly sank without anyone caring.
But this time was different.
Jiang Jiayu and Chu Chisheng held their wedding, and it was such a grand and highly publicized event. Qiao Shu, as Jiang Jiayu’s good friend, and being together with Gu Chenyan, the richest man, was inevitably compared.
For one night, many discussions sprouted up online, suddenly filled with speculations about Qiao Shu and Gu Chenyan having relationship problems, about to divorce, and about being a second wife. There were mocking jokes about Qiao Shu offering himself to Gu Chenyan, annual jokes about no wedding, and various other ridicule and mockery aimed at Qiao Shu.
More and more people joined the discussion. The heat grew and it even trended twice. Although the public relations department acted promptly to suppress it, such rumors were indeed spreading.
This was very detrimental to Qiao Shu.
Thinking of President Gu’s fiercely protective nature, the public relations department promptly reported this fact upon discovery.
They couldn’t afford to waste a single second.
Those who bore the brunt of negative comments on the internet were their beloved ones, their bread and butter. If they didn’t handle this well, it was very likely that all of them would be in trouble.
Afraid of waking up the sleeping Qiao Shu, Gu Chenyan communicated with the head of the public relations department via WeChat.
Gu Chenyan: Prevention is better than cure. Release the news about Fairy Tale Island.
Head: Understood.
Head: President Gu, it would be best if you could post a Weibo to calm the fans. One of your Weibo posts can counteract all of our water army efforts.
Gu Chenyan: Hmm.
Head: President Gu, wait for me to finish releasing the information before you post. This way, the effect will be better.
“Suppress first, then promote. This can achieve the highest level of showing affection while also rebuffing criticism,” the head of the public relations department thought excitedly.
Gu Chenyan furrowed his brows: Hurry.
Head: Don’t worry, President.
After giving instructions, Gu Chenyan remembered the words of the head of the public relations department and opened Weibo.
Instantly, the message notifications kept chiming. Gu Chenyan glanced at them; his comments and private messages were already flooded.
【President Gu, when are you marrying our Qiao Qiao?】
【President Gu, when will your wedding with Qiao Qiao be held?】
【President Gu, do you really not want our Qiao Qiao anymore? Why won’t you give Qiao Qiao a wedding? Don’t you love Qiao Qiao? Everyone is laughing at Qiao Qiao now.】
【President Gu, if you still love Qiao Qiao, give him a wedding immediately.】
【Are those divorce rumors true?】
【Didn’t expect you to be just like those scumbags. Can you justify to Qiao Qiao the sincerity he showed you? He even risked having a child for you.】
【President Gu, come out and clarify quickly.】
【President Gu, we believe in you and Qiao Qiao. But can you please give Qiao Qiao a wedding?】
【President Gu, let’s speak plainly. I want to see your wedding with Qiao Qiao live broadcast. Can I expect it this year?】
【Even the wedding of the YuSheng CP is happening, so President Gu, can you also let me see the wedding of the GuQiao CP this year, please】
【President Gu, do you know what they’re saying about Qiao Qiao? Second wife, offering himself, shameless, pregnant before marriage, climbing up by having a child, forcing marriage. Do you know how hurtful those words are? They’re all mocking Qiao Qiao. President Gu, come out quickly. Qiao Qiao loves you so much, and you love him so much too. You won’t let Qiao Qiao be bullied, right?】
【Will you and Qiao Qiao have a wedding?】
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Gu Chenyan looked at these comments, tightening his grip on Qiao Shu’s arm involuntarily.
“Um.”
Qiao Shu, who was sleeping, moved lightly, emitting an uncomfortable low moan. Sensing Gu Chenyan’s bad mood, he struggled to open his eyes and softly called out, “Mr. Gu?”
Gu Chenyan snapped out of his thoughts, quickly releasing his arm and gently kissing his forehead, softly soothing, “It’s okay, go back to sleep.”
Comforted by the gentle pat on his back, Qiao Shu soon drifted back into slumber, closing his eyes again.
Gu Chenyan watched him tenderly.
Suddenly, Qiao Shu stirred, reaching for Gu Chenyan’s hand and lifting his head. He found his face groggily and planted a kiss on his chin.
Qiao Shu: “Hug.”
With that said, his head dropped, and he fell into a deep sleep.
Gu Chenyan held his little husband tightly. Feeling the lingering warmth and softness on his chin, he chuckled softly.
He watched the sleeping Qiao Shu contentedly for a while before shifting his gaze away and reopening his phone.
This time, he opened the comments on Qiao Shu’s Weibo.
【Qiao Qiao, we believe in you and President Gu. The happiness in your eyes is genuine.】
【Qiao Qiao, can you quietly tell us your wedding date?】
【Hilarious, isn’t it? Is the wife of the richest man enjoying himself? No wedding, yet these fans are still deluding themselves.】
【No wedding, true love, huh.】
【Haters, scram. So what if there’s no wedding? Anyone with eyes can see Qiao Qiao’s happiness.】
【D*mn it! President Gu and Qiao Qiao have already registered their marriage, why are there still so many haters spreading rumors? The marriage between Qiao Qiao and President Gu is protected and recognized by law.】
【Haters have weird logic. They don’t allow Qiao Qiao to not want a wedding. There are plenty of stars in the entertainment circle who haven’t had weddings.】
【Qiao Qiao, don’t read the comments. Qiao Qiao, don’t read the comments. Qiao Qiao, don’t read the comments.】
【@Qiao Qiao’s Mr. Gu, your wife is being bullied, come out quickly.】
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The pleasure in his eyes turned cold once again, mixed with heavy self-blame.
The public relations department acted very swiftly. After Gu Chenyan had been browsing the comments for a while, he received a message from the head of the public relations department.
Head: President Gu, it has already been handled.
As for the Qiao Shu fans who were fiercely battling against the haters, they suddenly received a group mention in their combat chat group from the #GuQiao# CP fans.
Guardians of Qiao Qiao: @Everyone, everyone, go check out the Weibo [Weibo link]
Guardians of Qiao Qiao: @All members, oh my god, hurry up and look! This is so sweet. President Gu is amazing!
Guardians of Qiao Qiao: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Guardians of Qiao Qiao: Fairy Tale Island, I admire you!
All members of the group were confused: ??
Guardians of Qiao Qiao: Just check it out, haha. Those haters must be feeling so frustrated right now.
Everyone, who was just itching to dig up the haters’ ancestors and give them a piece of their minds, suddenly felt invigorated upon seeing this. They eagerly and curiously clicked on the link.
【Random passerby: I’m just a random passerby. Originally, I wanted to keep this news to myself and quietly celebrate because it was the surprise President Gu gave to Qiao Qiao. I couldn’t reveal it first, so I had to hold back. But I didn’t expect that today, someone would mock our Qiao Qiao because of the wedding, slander our GuQiao CP, and even call my idol President Gu a scumbag. I can’t take it anymore!
To hell with your scumbag accusations! To hell with your lack of wedding! To hell with your jokes! Do you know that President Gu spent two whole years preparing for this wedding? Do you know what preparations President Gu made? Do you know about President Gu’s grand gestures?
You don’t know!
Spit! You jealous little b*stards who envy my Qiao Qiao for having President Gu as such a doting husband!
You can’t even imagine what President Gu has secretly done, no, you don’t even dare to think!
Heh, damn your maternal cousin, next, open your damn dog eyes wide and see if our Qiao Qiao has a wedding! If our Qiao Qiao is getting divorced! If our President Gu is a scumbag!
【Please enjoy the following text with the attached images.】
Hahahaha, haters! Let me tell you now, what “scumbag” Gu Chenyan has done. He hired a construction team and several renowned foreign designers and spent two years constructing on his privately owned island, which feels like spring all year round. Hahaha, he spent two years building what? He built a fairy tale island on it. The whole island turned into a fairy tale paradise, a super dreamy fairy tale paradise. Why did he build it? Just to hold a wedding.
(The rest can’t be said, it’s for President Gu to reveal. Take a look at the photos I secretly took, taken half a year ago when it wasn’t fully constructed yet, but it was already dreamy. Okay, I’m posting the photos now.)
【Image 1】【Image 2】【Image 3】】
Image 1: A dreamy, towering castle in blue and white.
Image 2: A luxurious palace inside the castle walls.
Image 3: A surreal sea of flowers, with flowers of various colors swaying gently in the breeze.
Fans were left dumbfounded, excited, and somewhat incredulous, leaving excited comments under this Weibo post.
【Is this real?】
【Ahhh, a fairy tale castle! Did President Gu spend two years doing this because our Qiao Qiao’s birthday is Children’s Day on June 1st?】
【Moved to tears! Sob sob sob. President Gu really spoils our Qiao Qiao like a child. I still remember the first year when Qiao Qiao celebrated his birthday, President Gu personally tied balloons for him. The second year, he set up a small amusement park at home and got Qiao Qiao a super favorite inflatable castle. And now there’s this fairy tale island, ahhhhh.】
【Damn, this is so beautiful! How much money was spent to build it like this? And this is just a semi-finished product! What will the finished product look like?】
【Heh heh, keep praising.】
【Ahhh, is this really happening? President Gu is so thoughtful. Is this what love looks like for the wealthy?】
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The blogger is straightforward too, directly responding to those doubts.
【It’s true. If it’s not, I’ll do a handstand and livestream myself eating sh*t. You can directly screenshot it as evidence.】
Seeing the blogger’s confident response, all the fans felt relieved and then got even more excited, feeling empowered to shut down those haters.
At this moment, the protagonist of this incident, Gu Chenyan, adjusted Qiao Shu’s posture to make him more comfortable while sleeping and then started typing on his phone.
First, Gu Chenyan left a comment under Qiao Shu’s Weibo post, replying to a fan’s cautious inquiry about the wedding.
【Thank you all for your concern. There will be a wedding. Furthermore, I will forever belong only to my little husband.】
After posting this, Gu Chenyan also liked all the supportive comments from fans under Qiao Shu’s post, and then he went back to his own Weibo and posted a status.
He directly reposted a comment that falsely claimed he had divorced Qiao Shu.
Qiao Qiao’s Mr. Gu V: @Legal Department, get to work. //@LaughableRichWife: Even after divorcing, you still want to hide it. I’ll say it loudly, the absence of a wedding is the most direct evidence. Fans, keep defending, but no matter how hard you try, it won’t change the fact that your god is now a joke in the entertainment industry. Without Gu Chenyan, Qiao Shu is nothing…
After reposting, Gu Chenyan didn’t stop there. He reposted another Weibo post.
Qiao Qiao’s Mr. Gu V: Shh! //@Random passerby: I’m just an ordinary passerby, originally…
After reposting, he finally posted one last Weibo.
Qiao Qiao’s Mr. Gu V: I love Qiao Shu. It’s the only thing I persist in and will always persist in, something I can’t live without.
After posting, Gu Chenyan closed his phone, leaving everything else to the PR department, while he slowly closed his eyes, holding the peacefully sleeping Qiao Shu.
The hot searches exploded.
#Gu Chenyan Qiao Shu Wedding#
#Fairy Tale Island#
#Wealthy Confession#
【Hahaha, I’m just wondering, do those haters’ faces hurt? This is too satisfying.】
【Ladies, let’s laugh together, laugh out loud.】
【That line is returned to the haters, the biggest joke in the entertainment industry, Qiao Shu haters, haha】
【It’s New Year again, firecrackers are lit, huh? Why is it raining candies in the sky? Turns out Mr. Gu is giving out free candies】
【I’m asking, who has the fairy tale island?】
【Mr. Gu has come out to admit it, haters continue to hate! Why stop? Oh right, because Mr. Gu personally tagged the legal department, haha】
【Why can’t the haters learn their lesson? Did they forget the court summons from two years ago? Dare to attack our Daddy Gu’s soft spot. Delete Weibo? Let me tell you, it’s useless. Gu Group’s and Starry Sky Entertainment’s legal departments are the fastest at preserving evidence. Serves them right!】
【Ah ah ah, Mr. Gu is so cheesy. But I like it. It’s too sweet】
【The first time Mr. Gu was cheesy was when he chose his Weibo name, Qiao Qiao’s Mr. Gu. Everyone take a look, huh~ After that, Mr. Gu started showing affection seriously. I didn’t expect to see Mr. Gu being cheesy again, thanks to the haters.】
【Mr. Gu rarely posts three Weibo posts at once. Ah ah ah, I’m ecstatic!】
【By the way, where’s Qiao Shu?】
【Speaking of Qiao Shu, on such a lively day, the internet-addicted youth Qiao Shu surprisingly hasn’t appeared?】
【Don’t think too much, don’t you know what day yesterday was? Mr. Gu just snatched two groomsmen’s heart knots to give to Qiao Shu yesterday, when he goes back to sleep at night, Qiao Shu always has to express something, right? Showing a little appreciation always leads to exhaustion, and being exhausted leads to sleeping in, so…】
【So Qiao Shu can’t get up because of Mr. Gu? Can’t control the nosebleed】
【Be civilized, be civilized】
【It’s already this time, looks like Mr. Gu’s health is very robust, getting stronger as he ages】
【Damn, getting stronger with age, haha】
【Mr. Gu, be gentler with our Qiao Shu. Exert some force, our Qiao Shu can handle it!】
【Haha, why are you guys so explicit, Qiao Shu would want to beat you up if he saw this. Mr. Gu is already forceful enough】
Qiao Shu, who couldn’t get up after being “worked on”, woke up just as the car reached home.
“Hey hey.”
As soon as he woke up, he saw the handsome face of Gu Chenyan which made his heart flutter. Qiao Shu couldn’t help but laugh happily.
Gu Chenyan also smiled lightly: “Silly.”
Qiao Shu: “Just silly.”
Qiao Shu: “Give me a kiss.”
He pouted.
Gu Chenyan smiled and bent down, gently touching Qiao Shu’s lips.
Qiao Shu, satisfied, took a bite before saying, “Let’s get out of the car.”
After flying and riding in the car, although he had already slept in the car, fatigue was inevitable, especially in the past two years. Qiao Shu’s body had become more delicate under Gu Chenyan’s care.
When they arrived home, it was lunchtime. Aunt Lan had already prepared lunch. Qiao Shu ate contentedly and played with Zai Zai for a while before returning upstairs, satisfied and wanting to take a bath.
Gu Chenyan had already unpacked their luggage. Seeing Qiao Shu holding his phone about to enter the bathroom to bathe, he quickly stopped him.
Qiao Shu looked puzzled: “What’s wrong?”
Gu Chenyan pursed his lips and said, “Something happened this morning.”
Qiao Shu blinked. “Huh?”
Gu Chenyan didn’t say much. He took Qiao Shu’s phone, opened Weibo’s hot search, and handed it to Qiao Shu. “Don’t take these words to heart…”
Rather than Qiao Shu finding out about what happened this morning and feeling upset alone, it was better for him to just say it. It was his negligence that caused it in the first place.
He could still make it up to him.
But to his surprise, Qiao Shu didn’t care about those comments from the haters at all. He looked at Weibo, and then suddenly his eyes lit up. He excitedly looked at Gu Chenyan, thrilled beyond words. “You actually confessed to me while I was sleeping!”
“Ah!”
Gu Chenyan was momentarily stunned.
Qiao Shu suddenly jumped up, excitedly jumping onto Gu Chenyan. “A fairy tale island? Ahh, is this real?”
Qiao Shu: “Is it real?”
Gu Chenyan chuckled softly at Qiao Shu’s excitement. Indeed, how could his little husband be affected by those haters’ comments? He had worried for nothing. But even though his little husband didn’t care about those haters, they still deserved to be taught a lesson.
No one was allowed to upset his little husband, even though his little husband didn’t take those comments to heart.
And also.
His little husband was really adorable.
“Is it real?” Qiao Shu hugged Gu Chenyan’s neck, his eyes shining brightly, his cheeks flushed. In Gu Chenyan’s eyes, he looked as cute as a kitten.
Gu Chenyan smiled. “It’s real.”
Qiao Shu: “Ah!”
Unable to contain his excitement, Qiao Shu rubbed against Gu Chenyan’s shoulder, then jumped to the ground and started running circles around Gu Chenyan, one lap after another.
After running several laps, Qiao Shu finally stopped and looked at Gu Chenyan expectantly. “I want to see it. Is it finished?”
Gu Chenyan nodded. “Yes.”
Gu Chenyan: “It’s already finished.”
The project was completed, and Gu Chenyan had already planned to take his little husband there to see their wedding venue these days, giving him a surprise.
Gu Chenyan gently rubbed Qiao Shu’s head and asked, “When does my Little Mr. Qiao want to go?”
Qiao Shu licked his lips. “Can we go now? I really want to see it right away.”
“Don’t you want to take a bath?” Gu Chenyan asked.
“No!” Qiao Shu replied.
Gu Chenyan couldn’t help but chuckle. He leaned down and kissed Qiao Shu’s soft lips. “Shall we go to the fairy tale island for a bath now?”
Qiao Shu’s eyes lit up. “Yes, yes, yes!”
So Gu Chenyan made a phone call, and the private plane to the fairy tale island was immediately prepared.
The two newly arrived individuals hurriedly and happily flew away again.
They flew towards that fairy tale paradise.
The fairy tale paradise that belonged only to Qiao Shu.
The fairy tale paradise meticulously created by Gu Chenyan.
Author’s note:
Zai Zai: What about me?
Translator’s corner:
Poor Zai Zai. Always left at home by Daddy and Father.
