Zhang Zhang, a burly southern cockroach.
She is tall and strong, with powerful arms… I forgot what I wrote in the middle, and I’m afraid it would be plagiarism if I continue writing.
Anyway, she is not an ordinary cockroach, but a super big one.
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Zhang Zhang is a southern cockroach.
She usually likes to stay in a dark and humid environment, and also likes to use the extensive sewers to move freely in the human world with her cockroach brothers.
But it is different from other cockroaches.
She is a cockroach with ambition and ideals, justice, hardworking, studious, and possessing the core socialist values!
On this day, Zhang Zhang went to the public toilet through the sewer as usual.
She saw a gangster seducing a girl into doing unspeakable things with him in a cubicle.
“Yan, no…”
The girl was reluctant but still willing, and shyly took a few steps back, her delicate body pressed against the slightly mouldy wall.
The thug named Yan pressed forward step by step, with a half-smile on his face and a greasy expression.
“Do you really not want it? Or are you pretending not to want it? “
Yan said jokingly, raising his hand to touch the girl’s delicate face.
The girl didn’t say anything, but her face flushed slightly, and she didn’t resist the man’s actions.
Seeing the gangster was about to take the next step…
Zhang Zhang, who witnessed all this, was shocked.
Although no one could understand what she was saying, she was still indignant and said: “It’s unhygienic to have sex in a public toilet.”
The righteous Zhang Zhang took off immediately, and with a “whoosh”, she landed directly on the nose of the gangster from the sewer entrance.
Zhang Zhang flapped her shiny wings and roared, “I’m still a child! I can’t stand this!”
Then the gangster screamed like a pig being slaughtered, echoing throughout the entire compartment.
The gangster had no choice but to start tap dancing to get rid of the uninvited guest.
The girl next to him seemed to be frightened by the scene before her. Her eyes were filled with tears. She reached out to hold the gangster’s arm and slightly opened her thin lips.
“Yan, are you okay?”
“Tsk.”
At this time, the gangster had lost interest. He clenched his back teeth tightly, showing his sharp jawline.
Then the gangster shook off the girl’s hand, pushed open the door of the cubicle, and left without looking back.
Very good, I did another good thing today!
Zhang Zhang flapped her wings happily and returned to the sewer entrance to continue her journey.
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“Seeing a cockroach, I’m not afraid, not afraid at all~ I’m tough skinned! I’m not afraid, not afraid, not afraid at all~”
While humming the divine songs of the human world, Zhang Zhang marvelled at how vast and wonderful the world outside was.
Although she may face the risk of being trampled by humans or killed by pesticides every day, our Zhang Zhang is still not afraid of difficulties and moves forward courageously!
Come on! Zhang Xiaozhang, you are the best!
Zhang Zhang crawled aimlessly in the sewer.
Where should we explore today?
When she came to a pipe opening, a dazzling light caught her attention.
Hmm? It seems like a place I have never been to.
Zhang Zhang’s curiosity drove her to stick her head out of the exit, and the scene in front of her made her jaw drop.
The intricate lighting emits a cool light, there is a marble washbasin, a bathroom door with a magnificent hollow carving, and even on the wall above the toilet, there are breathtaking works of art hanging, which makes it look extremely luxurious at first glance.
Wow~, Zhang Zhang waved her antennas excitedly.
It is worthy of being the bathroom of a high-end place.
Zhang Zhang was hiding in the corner, feeling the magnificent atmosphere caressing her camel-coloured face.
“Uh…” A sudden voice sounded.
Zhang Zhang looked in the direction of the voice.
She saw a man stumbling into the bathroom. He was very well-looking, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist and long legs. He was wearing a well-tailored suit and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his nose. At first glance, he looked like a successful person.
However, there was an abnormal blush on the man’s cheeks at this moment.
Is he drunk? Zhang Zhang thought.
Not long after, another man broke into the bathroom. He supported the man who was about to fall, his eyes full of desire, and said, “Fu Yiting, even if I can’t get your heart today, I will get your body.”
Fu Yiting panted and shouted at the man who was supporting him: “Gu Yanchuan, get out of here.”
However, Fu Yiting had no strength left in his body at this moment, and he couldn’t push the man in front of him away.
Seeing that Fu Yiting was about to be pushed into the cubicle by Gu Yanchuan, Zhang Zhang screamed sharply: “Ahhhhhh!!! I told you that having sex in the toilet is unhygienic!!!”
The righteous Zhang Zhang couldn’t bear to see this, so she flew over and pounced on Gu Yanchuan’s face.
Gu Yanchuan was stunned for a moment when he saw the black shadow in front of him, and then he slapped himself on the face in fear.
There was a high bulge on the right side of Gu Yanchuan’s face.
Before the slap fell, Zhang Zhang dodged nimbly and quickly climbed onto Gu Yanchuan’s hair. She felt the owner of the hair’s scalp tighten.
“Ahhhhh——” This time it was Gu Yanchuan’s turn to make a sharp, explosive cry.
Gu Yanchuan then covered his right face, no longer caring about his image, and fled the bathroom like a madman, rolling and crawling, muttering, “Cockroach! Huge cockroach!”
After seeing Gu Yanchuan off, Zhang Zhang flapped her shiny wings and landed steadily on the polished marble floor. She looked up at Fu Yiting.
Fu Yiting just smiled at her, as if to express his gratitude.
Zhang Zhang who had crawled through sewers, stinking ditches, and turned over garbage dumps, and had thought that her heart should be as cold as the knife used by RT-Mart to kill fish for ten years.
I didn’t expect to see Fu Yiting’s spring breeze-like smile.
Warm.
It’s over, she has fallen in love.
Fu Yiting stood up, staggered to the sink, and swept cold water over his angular face in an attempt to sober himself up.
At this time, Zhang Zhang took advantage of Fu Yiting’s inattention and sneaked into his suit pocket.
After being refreshed by cold water, Fu Yiting regained some consciousness. He reached out to take out his cell phone from his pocket, but the strange touch on his hand made him slightly stunned.
Slippery?
He looked at the two antennas sticking out of his pockets.
Fu Yiting looked through Zhang Zhang’s tentacles/antennas and recalled that there seemed to be such a cockroach more than ten years ago. It also saved his life, but he failed to protect it in the end…
Now in his pocket is his lifesaver cockroach
Let’s indulge this little guy today.
Fu Yiting got his phone, and he called his assistant.
“Assistant Lin, come and pick me up.”
In this way, Zhang Zhang was in the pocket of Fu Yiting’s clothes and was taken to the Fu residence in Fu Yiting’s private car.
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