Baiyun Temple has always maintained a delicate peace with the pilgrims, it has been a long time since it encountered this kind of sensational event, but fortunately, there was an emergency plan in place, and the crowded passenger flow was finally cleared.
The master who arranged for Shen Yuhan to come in to hide from the limelight came in, and said that four people outside had come in to pick up the person, they even brought a picture with them, so they were probably here to pick up Shen Yuhan.
Shen Yuhan happened to finish his game of Go with Abbot Yipin, and he stood up and said goodbye to the abbot.
“I would like to thank the master and the abbot for taking me in today.”
“No need to be reserved, we are all predestined to be together.” Seeing that Shen Yuhan was about to leave, the abbot hesitated and asked him, “Little friend, why don’t you take a group photo with me before leaving?”
Shen Yuhan was a little confused: “A group photo?”
The abbot coughed and said: “Don’t you young people all think it’s novel to take a photo with us monks, you can post it to Moments1朋友圈 (Péng you quān): Moments (social networking function of smartphone app WeChat 微信 (Wēi xìn) developed by Tencent 騰訊 (Téng xùn). later.”
Shen Yuhan suddenly realized that one of the ways of communication among young people nowadays is to take photos with others and send them to Moments.
But where is the circle of friends? How to send it?
Since the abbot mentioned it, how about taking a photo with him?
Shen Yuhan: “Then let us take a group photo?”
The abbot immediately handed his mobile phone to the master: “Here, take a photo for us, do you mind if I post it on Weibo?”
Weibo? This is Shen Yuhan’s common sense blind spot.
At this time, he can only nod: “I don’t mind, it’s up to you.”
The two of them stood side by side and took a group photo.
The abbot nodded: “You can add me on WeChat, and we can play another game later when we have time.”
Shen Yuhan doesn’t know Weibo, but he still knew WeChat, finally, there was a word he could understand.
He immediately unlocked his phone and opened WeChat: “Should I scan yours or do you scan mine?”
Scanning QR codes, he has already practiced it.
So the two of them added each other on WeChat, and Shen Yuhan also had a little sense of accomplishment in learning modern knowledge, today, when he went out, he found that he still had many blind spots and needed to continue his efforts.
The abbot said: “I’ll send you the photos later.”
Shen Yuhan: “Then, Abbot Yipin, let’s see each other again next time.”
The abbot waved to him, and shook his head again after the person left, he actually met a young man who didn’t like taking group photos, but he took photos in the end.
Afterwards, he sat down and lowered his head to start editing the photos to post on Weibo, it’s time to send a photo to interact with his fans.
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The master sent Shen Yuhan to the four bodyguards who came to pick him up, Shen Yuhan thanked the master again and then left the temple smoothly.
Ten minutes later, Shen Yuhan saw a tearful2熱淚盈眶 (rè lèi yíng kuàng): eyes brimming with tears of excitement (idiom); extremely moved; to be moved to tears; dissolve in/into tears; tears come to one’s eyes. Shan Qixin.
Shan Qixin almost hugged him, but Shen Yuhan calmly distanced himself from him: “Brother-in-law, keep your distance.”
“Okay.” Shan Qixin thought he was angry with himself, “Sister-in-law, don’t be angry with me, I didn’t mean to leave you unattended when I came out, it was hard for me to protect myself at that time, you weren’t hurt, right? Have you been squeezed by those crazy people?”
“No, I hid.”
“Fortunately, you are smart.” Shan Qixin looked up and down, and found that he was indeed intact, so he began to worry about his third brother, “That, sister-in-law, if my brother asks about this when he comes back, you have to help me.”
Shen Yuhan smiled: “Okay, after all, I asked you to bring me out, so I won’t let your brother give you a hard time.”
“Good talk, good talk.” His brother hadn’t called him brainless in a long time, and this time he was afraid that he was really angry, “There’s also the matter of us being on Weibo, my manager will prepare a Weibo post for me to clarify my relationship with you.”
This is the second time he heard someone mention Weibo, it seems that Weibo is an important thing? Many new words were collected today, and Shen Yuhan quickly note them down in his mind.
He still doesn’t know what Weibo is, so it would be better if his brother-in-law could solve it.
Shan Qixin was afraid of causing trouble, so the two chose to go home for lunch.
It was past one o’clock in the afternoon when they got home, and the two of them were so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs, fortunately, the auntie had prepared lunch for them early.
Shen Yuhan sent his husband a WeChat message to report that he was safe, and then started to have lunch.
It seems that Shan Qihuan kept his mobile phone in his hand, he replied as soon as he received it, but Shen Yuhan went to eat and did not reply immediately.
When he remembered, he thought his husband might be in a meeting, so he didn’t reply.
After learning a bunch of new words in the morning, Shen Yuhan hid in the study room and asked Siri in the afternoon.
The first question is what is Weibo?
The second question is what do young people like to play nowadays?
Weibo’s explanation came out quickly, Shen Yuhan understood, it turned out to be a social platform for sharing information, and he still had to register and log in, Shen Yuhan didn’t dare to register casually, so he put it down for the time being.
As for the question of what young people usually like to play, Siri pushed several links to him, and Shen Yuhan received a lot of new terms.
9963T/N: Might refer to 996 working hour system, an interesting Chinese internet slang related to China’s long, hard-working culture. It derives its name from its requirement that employees work from 9:00 am to 9:00 pm, 6 days per week. That is 72 hours every working week, with only Sunday to enjoy. The “996 workers” are likely to work in many technology companies or startups; or 996 Mobile Games a comprehensive game portal focusing on the mobile game industry. It is an industry site with widespread influence. The platform provides users with hot news, game reviews and recommendations, and server launches. Services such as testing, popular game events and forums (It seemed to have changed into 25pp.com)., working overtime4加班 (jiā bān): T/N: Might refer to actual working overtime; or a sort horror movie., Honor of Kings5王者榮耀 (Wáng zhě Róng yào): Honor of Kings, unofficially translated as “King of Glory”, or alternatively transliterated as Wangzhe Rongyao, is a multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) developed by TiMi Studio Group and published by Tencent Games for the iOS and Android mobile platforms in mainland China., PUBG6吃雞 (chī jī): lit. eating chicken; (Mandarin, neologism, slang) to win in a game of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds or other similar video games; (Mandarin, neologism, slang) to play PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds or other similar video games; battle royale game; last-man-standing game., drinking milk tea, drinking Coke, watching dramas, reading novels, watching Roast7吐槽大會 (tǔ cáo dà huì): Roast, a comedy talk show jointly produced by Tencent Video and Shanghai Xiaoguo Culture Media Co., Ltd.. More information: Link 1, Link 2. A roast is a form of humor in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to jokes at their expense, intended to amuse the event’s wider audience. T/N: It seemed, this show is discontinued due to a certain incident, and the show is changed into Rock & Roast., staying up late, balding.
After checking one by one, Shen Yuhan found that today’s young people are really amazing!
They go to work at nine o’clock in the morning and get off work at nine o’clock in the evening, they have to work for six days and often have to work overtime.
In addition, they drink milk tea every afternoon, play two games, PUBG and Honor of Kings, in the evening, drink Coke, and stay up late to check Weibo, watch TV dramas, read novels, and watch Roast, and the final result that greets them is baldness!
Shen Yuhan used his fingers to arrange these into his own schedule, and then he became a little confused.
This busy, how do they manage to take group photos while communicating with others?
He doesn’t want to be a modern young people at all, he doesn’t want to be bald, how ugly it would be to be bald, by contrast, Qi Kingdom is better.
On the second night of Shan Qihuan’s business trip, he returned to the hotel after entertaining several bosses of the Chamber of Commerce.
The first thing he did when he sat down was to call Shen Yuhan.
At this time, Shen Yuhan was still struggling with whether he should be a qualified young people or not, when he received a phone call from Shan Qihuan, he was stroking his freshly dried hair in front of the mirror.
Shan Qihuan really can’t stand the fact that he doesn’t turn on the front camera for himself, he drank a little bit of wine, and all he could think about was Shen Yuhan’s face.
As soon as the video was turned on, he have his wish fulfilled8如願以償 (rú yuàn yǐ cháng): to have one’s wish fulfilled; attain one’s wishes; meet one’s expectation; have one’s wish fulfilled; obtain one’s heart’s desire; hook/land one’s fish. and saw his wife’s handsome face, he thought it was the front camera turned on, but after a closer look, it seemed not.
“What are you doing in front of the mirror?” Also looked troubled.
“I’m thinking about staying up late, but I’m a little afraid of going bald.” Shen Yuhan told his husband about his troubles.
“Why stay up late?” Shan Qihuan was slightly stunned, the person who went to bed on time at ten o’clock every day wanted to stay up late? “Do you want to play games or binge-watch TV shows?”
Shen Yuhan didn’t think about these two points for the time being, he doesn’t know how to play games, the TV series he liked to watch were played every day and he didn’t need to watch them, what he recently followed was a family ethics drama, which aired two episodes every day, it was quite good, the male protagonist looks a little bit like the crown prince that he has seen before.
“No.” Shen Yuhan said, holding his delicate chin.
Shan Qihuan tugged at the collar of his shirt, exposing most of his collarbone: “Then you’re still not going to sleep?”
“Okay, I’m going to sleep now.” Shen Yuhan looked at him, wondering why his husband didn’t take off his clothes yet.
Shan Qihuan stopped his hand: “Wait, listen to my command.”
“Um?” Shen Yuhan was confused.
“Click ‘switch camera’ in the lower left corner of your phone’s screen.” Shan Qihuan really couldn’t stand not being able to see his wife’s face in every video.
Shen Yuhan pressed the button according to his words, he didn’t dare to move it before, afraid that it would be turned off accidentally, and after pressing the button, he saw his slightly surprised face.
Wow, it turns out that the mobile phone can also be used as a mirror!
Shan Qihuan saw his wife’s face, but he couldn’t kiss it, he unbuttoned two buttons on his shirt with one hand: “Tell me, why don’t you let me see your face.”
Shen Yuhan suddenly realized that this would allow his husband to see himself, just like he sees his husband now? He has now learned to draw inferences from one instance, and quickly turn his mind to give his husband a reasonable explanation.
Shen Yuhan asked him in return: “What do you think?” Of course, he couldn’t say it was because he didn’t understand.
What he is actually thinking now is whether his husband can take off his shirt at once.
Shan Qihuan himself thought of the previous incident: “Okay, the anger should have subsided after such a long time.”
“Um.” Shen Yuhan probably knew what he was talking about, Shen Yuhan went to bed with his mobile phone in his arms, he sat on the end of the bed, pulled the quilt to his lower abdomen, and told his husband what happened today, “Honey, I almost got scared today.”
“Then are you crying?” Shan Qihuan laughed at him.
“When have I ever cried?” Shen Yuhan hummed to him, feeling uncomfortable sitting down, so he lay down again, “Wasn’t it all because you bullied me.”
Shan Qihuan really wanted to slap himself, touching a sore spot9哪壺不開提哪壺 (nǎ hú bù kāi tí nǎ hú): lit. whichever pot is not boiling, pickup that pot; mention the pot that doesn’t boil (idiom); to touch a sore spot; to air somebody’s dirty laundry; to blurt out somebody’s weakness; to let somebody’s skeletons out of the closet; used to indicate that someone is saying or doing something that shouldn’t be mentioned in front of others, or that someone is bringing up a sensitive subject.: “I was wrong, don’t bring Shan Qixin with you when you go out next time, he’s not reliable.”
“Um, um, Honey, I’ve asked for a peace charm for you.” Shen Yuhan originally wanted to give Shan Qihuan a surprise, but now that it has come to this, there seems to be no need to hide it.
Even though it wasn’t a surprise, when he said it, a warm current passed through Shan Qihuan’s heart: “I know, go to sleep quickly, don’t stay up late.”
“Then you go to bed early, too.” Shen Yuhan buried half of his face on the pillow and whispered, “Honey, I miss you.”
The corner of Shan Qihuan’s mouth twitched slightly: “Um, I don’t miss you.”
Shen Yuhan hummed twice and said in a low voice: “Then you can come back two days later.”
Shan Qihuan chuckled softly: “Go to sleep, I’ll be back the day after tomorrow.”
Hearing his husband’s familiar and low laughter, Shen Yuhan revealed his face and said: “Honey, good night.”
“Good night.” Shan Qihuan finally unbuttoned all the buttons on his shirt.
After hanging up the phone, Shen Yuhan’s face was hot, he had just seen his husband’s chest, it was as if he was right in front of him.
Miss husband so much.
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When he woke up the next morning, Shen Yuhan saw Shan Qixin’s under eyes was blue, and said in an old-fashioned10老氣橫秋 (lǎo qì héng qiū): to be proud of one’s age and experience (idiom); to be downcast and decrepit; be arrogant on account of one’s seniority; put on the airs of a veteran; flaunt one’s seniority; lacking in youthful vigour. manner: “Young man, don’t stay up so late.”
Shan Qixin, who was tortured by his brother’s video voice all night: “…” Who am I doing this for!
At the same time, a hot search related to Shen Yuhan suddenly emerges11異軍突起 (yì jūn tū qǐ): to emerge as a new force to be reckoned with (idiom); a new force suddenly emerges; a new force suddenly comes to the fore., and jumped directly to the front page.
#TheTriangleRelationshipBetweenShanQihuanAndShanQiyun#
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