TAB Chapter 091

The variety show, 《Our Life》, has been filmed for two seasons, and is now in its third season.

In fact, the program team has invited Shan Qixin to participate in each season, it’s just that the invitations were not successful in the first two seasons due to various reasons, in the first season, Shan Qixin failed to make it because the filming schedule collided with the crew’s schedule, in the second season, because he was working abroad at the time, and fell ill, he didn’t make it, this time, the program team finally bring him to the show.

The program has a fixed audience, and the celebrities invited to each episode will more or less bring traffic, the ratings of the program have been very stable, and it is considered to be one of the top¹名列前茅 (míng liè qián máo): to rank among the best; figure foremost in the name list; be in the first/top flight of; come out on top; top the list; head the list of successful candidates; leave all the others behind; originally refers to the ancient Chu army marching. If the outpost encounters an enemy, it will raise thatch to sound the alarm. Later, it means to be in the front and to describe excellent performance. among the many variety shows.

The program has not even aired yet, but the program team has already done a round of promotion, a week ago, a trailer clip was posted on the official blog, just by releasing the name Shan Qixin, no need to mention how many fans will be attracted here, the surname ‘Shan’ is loud enough, who is not curious about his family?

Shan Qixin can have his own small world in the entertainment industry, which is also a benefit from his surname and background, he gained many fans as soon as he debuted, but his life is still quite low-key, he never shows off his wealth, nor does he mention his family much, he just takes filming and business seriously, he doesn’t look like a young master who comes from a rich and powerful family, his fans often feel sorry for him, it is said that Shan Qixin’s father did not love his mother, and his biological mother became a nun not long after he was born.

Not only the fans, but the netizens are also very curious about Shan Qixin’s family.

There’s no need to mention whether Shan Qixin is famous or not, Shan Qihuan is his third brother, and Shan Qiyuan is his eldest brother, they both have a certain degree of popularity and influence, their biological father Shan Tianfeng is also a well-known tycoon, and he is associated with being extremely rich, and the most romantic figure in the rich and powerful family.

Now, Shan Qixin is going to record a show with his family, the fans are eagerly awaiting it, and many netizens are already looking forward to the program.

All of them rushed to watch the program because of Shan Qixin, the show crew was very good, and fans were extremely pleased with the show’s duration, which was nearly three hours!

What are you waiting for, rush to watch the show now.

The first scene of the show was different from the previous ones, it didn’t start with Shan Qixin getting up?

All the other celebrities were shot from their rooms!

However, there is no rush either, the different openings show that the program crew attaches great importance to their idol.

Instead of seeing a sleepy-looking Shan Qixin in the shot, what appeared was the scene of dawn in the early morning, with the egg-yolk-sized sun rising, netizens followed the camera to see a beautiful sunrise.

The camera went from a long shot to a close shot, and in the next second, the scene changed to a large, bright, and clean kitchen.

At this time, a wisp of long black hair gently flicked through the lens, the long hair was tied up with a navy blue hairband, and then a pair of delicate hands tied a bow on the apron behind their back.

For a moment, it’s hard to tell if it’s a man or a woman, netizens guessed, is this Shan Qixin’s sister-in-law? Isn’t his sister-in-law in her forties? From the back, they looked a bit young, and also very tall.

The owner of the dexterous hands began to prepare breakfast and wash the rice to cook congee, other people used rice cookers to cook congee, but they were different, they used a pot, and after covering the pot, they started to cut the meat into cubes.

Then the camera went straight to the boiling congee, the owner of the dexterous hands put the diced meat, vegetables, and other ingredients they had just prepared into the boiling pot, turned on a low heat, and then closed the lid.

The video speeds up, showing the owner of the dexterous hands preparing the ingredients for making dumplings, soon, the dough was filled with the prepared fillings, including diced bamboo shoots, pork fillings, and mushroom and corn fillings, and then placed on the steamer basket.

The owner of the dexterous hands turned around and went to prepare something else.

Three minutes have passed, and netizens still haven’t seen the owner’s face yet?

Is the long-haired beauty the chef of the Shan family or the sister-in-law of Shan Qixin? Anyway, it can’t be the idol‘s girlfriend, their Idol is still single.

They’ve never shown their face, so they are very curious.

Until the congee pot, steamed buns, fried dumplings, eggs, side dishes, and other colorful and delicious food were served on the table, all they saw were dexterous hands and a back figure, and their faces were not exposed at all, there wasn’t even a sound, the whole process was quiet.

However, they watched it with relish.

The dexterous hands took off their apron and went upstairs, and now, everyone could see the beauty’s back clearly.

A pair of long legs stepped on the stairs, revealing their simple light gray casual clothes, and disappeared from the camera in an instant.

The next second, netizens finally saw the program’s most familiar scene, all the program guests couldn’t avoid the scene of getting up without makeup.

Netizens breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that the show hadn’t changed to a food program.

But now they are more curious about who the long-haired beauty who didn’t show their face just now is.

The bullet screen²彈幕 (dàn mù): barrage (military); bullet screen/bullet curtain; a subtitle system in online video platforms that originates from Japan and popularised in Mainland China. Such system allows user to post moving comments onto a playing video that are synchronized to the video timeline. The comments are typically presented as “shooting” across the screen, resembling a barrage; danmaku (video game subgenre), also known as manic shooter, a subgenre of shoot ’em up video games featuring large amounts of projectiles the player character is required to dodge. is now full of the same question.

– I bet a pack of latiao³辣條 (là tiáo): lit. spicy stick/spicy strip, a snack food similar to beef jerky but made with flour or dried beancurd instead of meat; Latiao is a popular Chinese snack. The main raw materials are wheat flour and chili. Latiao (Spicy strip), originated in Pingjiang Country, Hunan. It was at first called mianjin 麵筋 (miàn jīn), gluten. Later, Pingjiang people called it mala 麻辣 (má là), hot and numbing, because Latiao is spicy. , it’s Xinxin’s eldest sister-in-law!

– I’m guessing it’s the maid who cooks at Xinxin’s house, after all, Xinxin is the young master of a rich and powerful family.

– My mom, are nannies so sophisticated these days? Tall, with long dark hair, they’re a beauty at first sight.

– I really wanted to pull the progress, but I also enjoyed the process of revealing the secrets, the director successfully aroused my curiosity.

– Waiting for the full face!

What follows are all shots of Shan Qixin, watching him wash his face and brush his teeth, fans are very happy to see him, but the netizens are more interested in pulling up the progress bar, however, they soon realize who this person is.

Because they next saw Shan Qihuan, who was already dressed, he walked up to the beauty, and the two were very close, it’s unknown what he was saying.

At this time, the camera showed a sleepy-eyed Shan Qixin.

Netizen: “…”

Just when they were about to see the beauty’s face, the camera was cut away at the critical moment, so angry, the director team was so uninteresting!

Breakfast went by very quickly, everyone recognized Shan Qihuan’s face, and netizens had already sent a barrage of comments.

They saw him peeling eggs for the beauty, and the beauty poured him milk, but he didn’t show his face.

There is a hook here, and netizens are reluctant to turn off the video, anyway, they must see the face of the long-haired beauty.

After breakfast, Shan Qixin sat on the sofa and muttered about what to do today.

At this moment, the camera panned to the door, Chief Shan is going out with his computer bag, and the long-haired beauty seems to be going out with him.

Then they saw Chief Shan lower his head and kiss the beauty on the face, the camera zoomed in, and the beauty called out ‘Husband’.

The beauty’s voice is clear but not too clear, with a gentleness, like a clear spring in the mountains, which goes straight into people’s hearts, this word, ‘Husband’, is so moving that it almost killed the netizens⁴差點沒把網友們蘇死 (chà diǎn méi bǎ wǎng yǒu men sū sǐ): lit. almost su the netizens to death; T/N: This 蘇 is from 瑪麗蘇 (Mǎ lì sū), Mary Sue, it means that the details are so delicate, so moving & perfect that it’s like they’re poking their hearts, making their heart so soft.!

Mom!

Very good, they got it, he is the little friend from Chief Shan’s family, who always only shows his hands but never his face, no more running!

There were also some bullet screens criticizing, how could a man call another man husband, don’t you think it’s a bit disgusting? Is this a rich and powerful family? Disgusting!

As a result, everyone started a round of scolding on whether it is unreasonable for a man to call another man ‘Husband’ in a same-sex marriage, Shan Qixin’s fans had nowhere to stay for a while, isn’t this their Idol show? Why are you scolding someone’s sister-in-law, it’s not easy to record a program, it’s not easy for everyone!

Who cares, Idol‘s sister-in-law is their sister-in-law, he can’t be criticized, and they will report each one they see.

With the participation of fans, the content of the bullet screen has become richer, and all the hateful and insulting barrages were reported immediately, there is only harmony left, and it feels comfortable to watch, can’t everyone just enjoy the show?

The ones who criticize people are still a minority, after all, the main character of the program is Shan Qixin.

However, they realize that the further they look, it’s true that there are many shots of Shan Qixin, but the number of shots of his sister-in-law also increases, as the tail of his hair swayed slightly, they are about to go out!

The more you look at it, the more flavorful it really is, Chief Shan’s little friend are not only accomplished in calligraphy and painting, but also good at cooking, he also can play the qin, netizens don’t know how well others play, but what he plays is really nice, unlike other guests who can only play guitar and sing love songs, what he plays is High Mountains and Flowing Water⁵高山流水 (gāo shān liú shuǐ): One of the top ten ancient tunes in China. Guqin melody Flowing Water goes back a very long time, having been referenced in historical literature such as Liezi (《列子》) and Lüshi Chunqiu (《呂氏春秋》) dating back to the Spring Autumn Period (722 BC to 481 BC). This song was played by famed guqin player Bo Ya to his cherished friend Zhong Ziqi, who understood and appreciated the meanings Bo Ya tried to convey through his music. The enduring bond between the player and listener was captured in a fabled story of friendship, borne out of music, which is cherished and praised to this present day. Formerly part of a combined song called High Mountains Flowing Water, the song was broken up into High Mountains and Flower Water during the Tang Dynasty (618 – 907 AD). More information: Link, Video Link. T/N: There’s also an idiom with the same characters, 高山流水 (gāo shān liú shuǐ) lit. high mountains and flowing water; (figurative) sublime musical composition; (figurative) intimate and understanding friend; referring to the harsh reality that talent and ability can rarely meet people who can really appreciate them; an idiom derived from fables., and Ambush from Ten Sides⁶十面埋伏 (Shí miàn Mái fú): Ambush from Ten Sides (classical piece written for the pipa), a pipa solo composed based on the history of the conflict between Chu and Han; “Ambush from Ten Sides” is a classical piece written for the pipa. “Ambush” is written in the “Wu” or martial style, and is about the Battle of Gaixia in 202 BC during which General Xiang Yu was defeated by Liu Bang. This is the same subject matter as “The King Doffs His Armor” (霸王卸甲), but is written from a different perspective. “Ambush from Ten Sides” is considered a masterpiece in Chinese classical music. The difficulty of the piece ensures that it is normally played by virtuosos. Video Link 1, Video Link 2. T/N: There is also idiom from this, 十面埋伏 (Shí miàn Mái fú): to ambush on all sides; to be surrounded; set up ambushes from ten sides to surround and annihilate the enemy., all of which are classic songs.

The more the program crew didn’t show them Shen Yuhan’s face, the more they hooked the netizens to watch the show, and then they discovered that Chief Shan’s little friend is really a treasure boy, with just this cooking skill, they had to admit defeat.

It’s just that, why does when it comes to Shen Yuhan’s shot, the camera only shows his back and hands, there’s not even a side view, what’s the reason?

Shan Qixin is often active in the entertainment industry, everyone seems to feel that there is nothing new about it.

– Sob, sob, sob, this dinner looks so rich, tears flowed down from the corners of my mouth.

– I was cursing an hour ago, I’m sorry, sister-in-law!

– Chief Shan is so blessed, his little friend is waiting at the door for him to come home from work.

– I also want to have this kind of wife, who has a nice voice, good-looking hands, can play Qin, Go, calligraphy, and painting, can cook, is not pretentious, and will sweetly call out husband, I don’t seem to think anything of him being a boy, called what sister-in-law, this is the wife I’m thinking of in my mind!

– It’s so late at night, making me so hungry.

– I also want to call wife, can I have a bite of dinner, too?

When it came to the part where Shan Qixin was forgotten by the husband and wife, the netizens almost laughed to death, at the same time, it also directly blocked the saying that the rich and powerful family has no true feelings, it’s all an illusion created by the saying.

– Too terrible, Chief Shan is so awesome, he just abandoned his younger brother for the sake of his wife.

– Shan Qixin: I don’t deserve to be in the car, I should be under the car⁷我不配在車裡，我應該在車底 (wǒ bù pèi zài chē lǐ, wǒ yīng gāi zài chē dǐ): From the song by A-do 阿杜 (Ā Dù), 他一定很愛你 (tā yī dìng hěn ài nǐ), He Loves You Very Much. Video Link, Lyric Link.!

– Shan Qixin: My brother and sister-in-law are true love, I’m just an accident⁸哥哥嫂子是真愛，我只是個意外 (gēgē sǎo zi shì zhēn’ài, wǒ zhǐ shì gè yì wài): T/N: From Internet buzz word, 爸媽是真愛，孩子是意外 (bà mā shì zhēn’ài, hái zi shì yì wài), dad and mom are true love, children are accidents. Basically describing the feeling of the third person when the other two are in too much love and keep stuffing dog food to them..

– He is like a child who has been forgotten by his parents, it’s so miserable, hahaha, does anyone still remember that the main character of this show is Shan Qixin?

– Being this brother-in-law is too pitiful, hahaha.

– I finally understand why Chief Shan posts photos of his wife on Weibo every day, if it were me, I would spoil him so much, but it’s a pity that I don’t have money like Chief Shan!

After watching this episode, the highlights were all about Shan Qihuan and Shen Yuhan, a group of people were drooling while watching the dishes he cooked, and the bullet screen was almost drowned out by the word ‘Wife’, at first, the netizens thought the program was long enough, but they didn’t expect it to be too short, moreover, there was no separate interview with Wife?

However, they were still pleasantly surprised by the program, in the second half, they saw Old Master Shan and Shan Qixin having a family reunion dinner together.

This is Shan Tianfeng, one of the super-rich!

Are they satisfied?

No, not really!

They found that after watching the program, they still hadn’t seen Wife’s face, what does the program crew mean? Why don’t they put all the guests’ faces on the show, do they have to do it themselves?

Wife’s side face has already reached the standard of beauty, he has a delicate jawline, delicate skin without dermabrasion, a pair of charming red phoenix eyes, long and curled eyelashes, and very clear eyes, the most, most, most important thing is that he only has Shan Qihuan in his eyes and heart, his behavior is natural and unpretentious, it can be seen that he really likes Shan Qihuan.

Moreover, he also treats his family with sincerity, only with love can he prepare delicious dishes for his family.

The netizens, who were not satisfied after watching the show, went crazy and posted on Weibo, scolding the program for not doing anything properly, can’t they show Shen Yuhan’s whole face?

The program team is also in a difficult situation, they can understand the grievances of the netizens, don’t they want to show it? It’s the husbands who don’t refuse to show it in order to protect his wife! They don’t dare to show it!

No, the greater the resentment of netizens, the higher the topic, the marketing numbers have also come down to rub the heat, there was actually a hot search trending ‘Shan Qihuan! The hatred for seizing wife is irreconcilable!’, it fell straight into the top three without even overdoing it, and ranked first within a few minutes.

For a time, Shen Yuhan’s Weibo followers skyrocketed, and a group of people commented on his latest Weibo post, all calling him ‘Wife’.

《Our Life》 has reached a new level of hype, in addition to the first one, there are several other related hot searches.

#ShanQiXin,TheForgottenChild#

#ShanTianFengIfTheFamilyLivesInHarmonyAllAffairsWillProsper#

Although the words Shen Yuhan are not included in these topics, they are all related to him.

At the same time, Shen Yuhan himself was too sleepy during the day, and after watching only the beginning of the video, he fell asleep in his husband’s arms.

After Shan Qihuan finished browsing Weibo, his mood is quite complicated, he shouldn’t have let his wife appear on the show!

Why is his wife called wife by others? Each one of them is coveting his wife’s talent and beauty.

He regrets it now.

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Probably Shen Yuhan doesn’t pay much attention to Weibo, on the second day after the show aired, he absolutely had no consciousness of his growing fame, and still did what he should do, wake up his husband, prepare breakfast for his husband, send his husband to work, do his daily homework, and learn modern knowledge.

Shan Qihuan was even more nervous than him, he sent him messages whenever he had time, for fear that his wife would run away with someone.

Not only that, but Shan Qihuan also posted a Weibo post, which hinted that netizens should not covet his wife, the netizens were also very enthusiastic and put him on the hot search topic, with the topic ‘Chief Shan is jealous’.

Going home in the evening, Shan Qihuan mentioned the hot search to Shen Yuhan, Shen Yuhan was amused, and comforted his husband in turn.

“What do you care about what they do? I don’t even know those people at all, and you don’t know them either, right?” He is very open-minded, and also understands that the Internet will not affect his life.

Shan Qihuan was appeased by Shen Yuhan, but of course, he would just talk about it and would not be addicted to the Internet world, he was very busy.

A few days later, the official website and official blog of Shan Group announced their current chairman, this time, Shan Qihuan directly made the headlines of major news, and he didn’t care at all about the news that was only about himself.

The fact that he inherited the Shan Group is an irrevocable fact, even if Shan Tianfeng regrets it, it will not work, he is now the helmsman of the Shan Group, on the other hand, Shen Yuhan read several articles mentioning the infighting within the Shan Group, they all talked about how Shan Qihuan was scheming and how he fought with others to get the Shan Group, which made him very angry.

“Husband, how can they say that about you? You obviously don’t want to.” He knows better than anyone that his husband just wants to sleep in and doesn’t want to go to work, Shan Qihuan wished he could have an idle life like drifting clouds and wild storks⁹閑雲野鶴 (xián yún yě hè): T/N: May or may not be a typo for the idiom 閒雲野鶴 (xián yún yě hè), drifting clouds and wild storks―carefree and unrestrained people; wild stock or floating clouds; a recluse with no fixed abode; rise at will above the clouds like the wild geese; the solitary cloud and the wild crane―to have no fixed place of abode; refer to people who lived an idle life and detached themselves from worldly affairs. every day, so how could he possibly do those things, but it was the other three houses who were trying to scheme against them day after day.

This time, it was Shan Qihuan’s turn to appease Shen Yuhan, he personally made Shen Yuhan a cup of his favorite flowering tea¹⁰花茶 (huā chá): lit. flower tea; scented tea; Flowering tea or blooming tea 开花茶 (kāi huā chá) consists of a bundle of dried tea leaves wrapped around one or more dried flowers. These are made by binding tea leaves and flowers together into a bulb, then setting them to dry. When steeped, the bundle expands and unfurls in a process that emulates a blooming flower, and the flowers inside emerge as the centerpiece. : “Don’t be angry, it’s all just random writing.”

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After the 《Our Life》 program, although Shen Yuhan did not show his full face, netizens are also multi-talented, they found the picture in the video to put together a face for Shen Yuhan, it’s unknown if he is too well protected, but there is no photo related to him on the Internet, the clearest picture is only the side profile of his face in the video.

With this enthusiasm, Shen Yuhan learned from Assistant Yang that there were many people looking for him, including Director Jin, whom he had worked with last time, this time, Director Jin wanted to make a movie related to cooking, after watching the show, his intuition told him that Shen Yuhan was very talented, he wanted to invite him to be the cooking director of the program group.

Shen Yuhan is still quite interested in this, the dishes he cooks are all handed down from the Qi Kingdom, if he appears on the show, he can also promote the culture of the Qi Kingdom, however, they still need to talk about it.

He wanted to take this job, and after mentioning it to his husband, he set out to meet with Director Jin.

The meeting place was a teahouse.

When Director Jin saw Shen Yuhan, he was almost startled, he was followed by four bodyguards and an assistant, the battle was not small.

The negotiation process went very smoothly, Director Jin’s recently released movie had increased its box office thanks to Shen Yuhan, and now that they continue to work together, as long as the conditions are not too excessive, he can agree to them!

The two of them had a good time talking, after having lunch together, Shen Yuhan was ready to go to the Shan Group to wait for Shan Qihuan to get off work.

Not long after the car drove, he noticed that the bodyguard had been observing the rearview mirror.

Shen Yuhan has always been sensitive, and noticed something was wrong: “What’s wrong?”

The bodyguard said: “Mr. Shen, there are two cars behind us that have been following us.”

Shen Yuhan acted extremely calmly: “Get rid of them.”

He had long since stopped making a fuss over such things.

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When the camera is filming SYH in the kitchen, the viewers still doesn’t know if he was a man or a woman, there’s also no gender indicator at first, sometimes it uses 他 (tā) to refer to him, but since SYH is still unknown to the viewer at that point, I opted to use they/their.

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  名列前茅 (míng liè qián máo): to rank among the best; figure foremost in the name list; be in the first/top flight of; come out on top; top the list; head the list of successful candidates; leave all the others behind; originally refers to the ancient Chu army marching. If the outpost encounters an enemy, it will raise thatch to sound the alarm. Later, it means to be in the front and to describe excellent performance.
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  彈幕 (dàn mù): barrage (military); bullet screen/bullet curtain; a subtitle system in online video platforms that originates from Japan and popularised in Mainland China. Such system allows user to post moving comments onto a playing video that are synchronized to the video timeline. The comments are typically presented as “shooting” across the screen, resembling a barrage; danmaku (video game subgenre), also known as manic shooter, a subgenre of shoot ’em up video games featuring large amounts of projectiles the player character is required to dodge.
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  辣條 (là tiáo): lit. spicy stick/spicy strip, a snack food similar to beef jerky but made with flour or dried beancurd instead of meat; Latiao is a popular Chinese snack. The main raw materials are wheat flour and chili. Latiao (Spicy strip), originated in Pingjiang Country, Hunan. It was at first called mianjin 麵筋 (miàn jīn), gluten. Later, Pingjiang people called it mala 麻辣 (má là), hot and numbing, because Latiao is spicy.
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  差點沒把網友們蘇死 (chà diǎn méi bǎ wǎng yǒu men sū sǐ): lit. almost su the netizens to death; T/N: This 蘇 is from 瑪麗蘇 (Mǎ lì sū), Mary Sue, it means that the details are so delicate, so moving & perfect that it’s like they’re poking their hearts, making their heart so soft.
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  高山流水 (gāo shān liú shuǐ): One of the top ten ancient tunes in China. Guqin melody Flowing Water goes back a very long time, having been referenced in historical literature such as Liezi (《列子》) and Lüshi Chunqiu (《呂氏春秋》) dating back to the Spring Autumn Period (722 BC to 481 BC). This song was played by famed guqin player Bo Ya to his cherished friend Zhong Ziqi, who understood and appreciated the meanings Bo Ya tried to convey through his music. The enduring bond between the player and listener was captured in a fabled story of friendship, borne out of music, which is cherished and praised to this present day. Formerly part of a combined song called High Mountains Flowing Water, the song was broken up into High Mountains and Flower Water during the Tang Dynasty (618 – 907 AD). More information: Link, Video Link. T/N: There’s also an idiom with the same characters, 高山流水 (gāo shān liú shuǐ) lit. high mountains and flowing water; (figurative) sublime musical composition; (figurative) intimate and understanding friend; referring to the harsh reality that talent and ability can rarely meet people who can really appreciate them; an idiom derived from fables.
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  十面埋伏 (Shí miàn Mái fú): Ambush from Ten Sides (classical piece written for the pipa), a pipa solo composed based on the history of the conflict between Chu and Han; “Ambush from Ten Sides” is a classical piece written for the pipa. “Ambush” is written in the “Wu” or martial style, and is about the Battle of Gaixia in 202 BC during which General Xiang Yu was defeated by Liu Bang. This is the same subject matter as “The King Doffs His Armor” (霸王卸甲), but is written from a different perspective. “Ambush from Ten Sides” is considered a masterpiece in Chinese classical music. The difficulty of the piece ensures that it is normally played by virtuosos. Video Link 1, Video Link 2. T/N: There is also idiom from this, 十面埋伏 (Shí miàn Mái fú): to ambush on all sides; to be surrounded; set up ambushes from ten sides to surround and annihilate the enemy.
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  我不配在車裡，我應該在車底 (wǒ bù pèi zài chē lǐ, wǒ yīng gāi zài chē dǐ): From the song by A-do 阿杜 (Ā Dù), 他一定很愛你 (tā yī dìng hěn ài nǐ), He Loves You Very Much. Video Link, Lyric Link.
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  哥哥嫂子是真愛，我只是個意外 (gēgē sǎo zi shì zhēn’ài, wǒ zhǐ shì gè yì wài): T/N: From Internet buzz word, 爸媽是真愛，孩子是意外 (bà mā shì zhēn’ài, hái zi shì yì wài), dad and mom are true love, children are accidents. Basically describing the feeling of the third person when the other two are in too much love and keep stuffing dog food to them.
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  閑雲野鶴 (xián yún yě hè): T/N: May or may not be a typo for the idiom 閒雲野鶴 (xián yún yě hè), drifting clouds and wild storks―carefree and unrestrained people; wild stock or floating clouds; a recluse with no fixed abode; rise at will above the clouds like the wild geese; the solitary cloud and the wild crane―to have no fixed place of abode; refer to people who lived an idle life and detached themselves from worldly affairs.
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  花茶 (huā chá): lit. flower tea; scented tea; Flowering tea or blooming tea 开花茶 (kāi huā chá) consists of a bundle of dried tea leaves wrapped around one or more dried flowers. These are made by binding tea leaves and flowers together into a bulb, then setting them to dry. When steeped, the bundle expands and unfurls in a process that emulates a blooming flower, and the flowers inside emerge as the centerpiece.