#I am Fangfang’s Notebook A Jūn#1[jūn]: Jun/monarch/gentleman/sovereign/supreme ruler.
Hello everyone, I am Fang Fang’s Notebook A Jun. In the past two days, a little angel left a message asking why she didn’t see me. Isn’t the reason very simple——because Fang Fang didn’t go on a date with Mr. Xiao! As a dedicated notebook for dating records, of course, I can only show up when Fang Fang, a little mentally retarded person, goes on a date! 2It was already in English. so easy!
So, whenever time I showed up, there was only one truth: Fang Fang, a little mentally retarded person, finally made an appointment with Mr. Xiao again——did you think I was gonna say that? Wrong! As a notebook with a rigorous attitude, I must record everything truthfully: Ma Ma helped Fang Fang, a mentally retarded kid, make an appointment with Mr. Xiao again!
That was so sad to hear.
Ma Ma asked Fang Fang where he wanted to go on this date, and Fang Fang said he wanted to go next to the flowerbed in the neighbourhood.
Ma Ma said no because Mr. Xiao couldn’t get near the flowerbed in the neighbourhood.
Fang Fang also said that he wanted to go on a date with Mr. Xiao at home, but Ma Ma said it was not possible because Xiao Xiao had not married Fang Fang and could not bring him home.
Fang Fang asked Ma Ma if they could get married first and then go on a date. Ma Ma said: Yes, just go and tell Xiao Xiao and see if he agrees.
Fang Fang stopped talking.
Did you think Fang Fang’s silence was a sign of giving in? Wrong! He was just silently thinking about how to propose to Mr. Xiao. Believe me, with his limited brain capacity, he can probably think about it for a year and a half.
But one and a half years was really too long, right? Mr. Xiao was so good, what if he was chased away by others! This little mentally retarded Fang Fang really made me worry so much! Fortunately, we Notebook Army still had Ma Ma, the Military (love) strategist, otherwise, we Notebooks would really have to dog belts.3狗帶; “Dog belt/leash” is a homophone of “go die”, which means “go to death”. It originated from an English rap performed by Chinese artist Huang Zitao at a concert.
Ma Ma said: Don’t you like the sea? How about going to the beach with Xiao Xiao?
Fang Fang showed an expression of “I also think the same way” and happily agreed.
But deciding where to go on a date was only the first step in dating. There was also the second step, which was to practice.
In order to reduce Fang Fang’s tension and anxiety, Ma Ma chose the sea area that she had taken Fang Fang to before. Fortunately, it was late summer now, and there were many fewer people on the beach.
Ma Ma took Fang Fang, and Fang Fang took I.
Ma Ma said: You didn’t hold Xiao Xiao’s hand on the last date, so you must hold his hand on this date. Is Fang Fang confident?
Fang Fang loudly said yes.
Ma Ma said: Well, if I am Xiao Xiao now, Fang Fang, what do you want to say?
Do you want to play in the sand with me? Fang Fang said.
Mom said: I don’t want to play, I have to go home.
Fang Fang remained silent for a moment and said: I’ll take you home then.
——End——
#Three Big Laws of Dating: Every time a date ends, you must send Xiao Xiao home#
Fang Fang, a little mentally retarded person, get √.
