QTEBS Chapter 82

Has anyone ever experienced the feeling of the heart bursting like fireworks with a “bang”?

The entire world in the depths of the heart is colorful and lively, noisy to the point where one wishes everyone could feel the joy.

Zong Yuan loosely held Chi Xu’s hand, “Timid Chi Xu, are you ready to show yourself this time?”

Chi Xu stared blankly and said, “You don’t mind me? I’m a guy, and my profession is unique.”

Zong Yuan chuckled, “How unique can a profession be?”

“Damn,” Chi Xu rolled his eyes to the sky, inching backward until he was next to Zong Yuan, “I’m very dangerous.”

Zongyuan thought, damn, you can’t even beat me, and he responsibly advised him, “Am I not dangerous? It’s perfect; we’re a natural match.”

Let’s not talk about anything else. Once the person is brought home, we can properly adjust and educate.

Chi Xu’s heart was already in severe turmoil, and Zong Yuan effortlessly shattered the limits he set for himself with just two sentences. Following Zong Yuan’s train of thought, he increasingly felt it made sense.

Indeed, if someone sent me to kill him, isn’t he dangerous? Anyway, there are people who want to kill him, and if Chi Xu’s enemies also want to teach him a lesson, when you add it all up, one plus one is greater than one.

Chi Xu frowned, “What you said is not right…”

His expression suddenly changed, revealing a strange and painful look.

Zong Yuan hugged his shoulders, and Chi Xu’s hands were wrapped around his stomach. Besides the initial expression, now there was a kind of expression that couldn’t be described in words.

Zong Yuan inexplicably got goosebumps all over his body. He suppressed this strange feeling and asked Chi Xu, “Is everything okay? Is your stomach hurting?”

Why did he see something indescribable on Chi Xu’s face, something like paternal or maternal love…

Chi Xu knew that his little one was protesting against him. His little one didn’t want to leave his dad. Chi Xu sighed, enduring the faint pain in his abdomen, staring into Zong Yuan’s eyes, “Zong Yuan, will you regret this?”

Zong Yuan wiped the sweat from his forehead and used his warm palm to massage Chi Xu’s stomach. “I won’t regret it.”

The warm palm rubbing his stomach made Chi Xu feel much more comfortable. He secretly complained that it was indeed more intimate with his dad.

After the stubborn stomach finally settled down, there were too many people coming and going. Zong Yuan couldn’t massage him for a long time. The assassins had already arrived beside Zong Yuan. “Mr. Zong, would you like to get in the car?”

Chi Xu glanced at him, his eyes twitched, and he followed behind Zong Yuan, burying his head. He couldn’t let his companion see his embarrassing side.

Zong Yuan understood, let the assassin lead the way in front, took off his coat, and wrapped it around Chi Xu’s head. He teased Chi Xu with a smile, “Does hubby need to carry you into the car?”

While he teased Chi Xu, he held him in his arms, step by step leading him forward, isolating anyone who might touch Chi Xu.

Chi Xu hid in the darkness, finally accepting his fate.

He was extremely sensitive. The combination of darkness and passing crowds made him extremely vigilant. In such an unsafe environment, he obediently stayed in Zong Yuan’s arms, trusting this man he depended on with his whole body and soul.

For an assassin, this was undoubtedly dangerous.

The assassin leading the way received such a simple task for the first time. He chatted intermittently with Zong Yuan and suddenly pointed at Chi Xu, asking, “Who is this gentleman?”

Zong Yuan, with the coat covering Chi Xu’s head, dropped a kiss on top of his head. “This is Mrs. Zong.”

Chi Xu reached out from under the coat, threateningly pinching a piece of flesh on Zong Yuan’s arm. Zong Yuan’s face showed a hint of apology, but his inner mischief surged, “Mrs. Zong, is your stomach hurting again? The child is so disobedient, shall we not have him?”

0046 burst into laughter, “Zong Yuan, you are so bad!” What big man would be willing to be called “Mrs.” and teased about a child? Hahaha!

Chi Xu was indeed angry. He forcefully twisted the piece of flesh in his hand, furious, “Dare you not have him?!”

He shouted in a rough and angry voice, “Why do you have the right not to have him?! Why?!”

“…?” Zong Yuan felt something was off. Chi Xu’s focus seemed wrong. He comforted Chi Xu’s emotions, “Of course, we want him. Why wouldn’t I want our child?”

The assassin happened to bring them to a luxurious black car. Zong Yuan and Chi Xu sat in the back. After the partition was raised, Zong Yuan removed his coat, anxiously feeling Chi Xu’s forehead, “Fever?”

Chi Xu forced a straight face, making this scoundrel promise, “Do you love him?”

Zong Yuan frowned, “Who?”

He clearly remembered that the original owner had no memorable feelings.

Chi Xu touched his stomach, sneering, “You just said you didn’t want him, and now you pretend not to understand. Zong Yuan, do you really care about him?”

Chi Xu was so angry that even the hand touching his stomach was trembling.

The stomach started to ache dullly.

Perhaps even the child knew that his old man didn’t want him at all.

Zong Yuan understood now, his expression cracking in disbelief, “What did you say?”

Chi Xu grabbed his hand and placed it on his small abdomen, “Your seed is inside me!”

Zong Yuan’s fingers stiffened. He remained motionless, feeling Chi Xu’s rising and falling breath beneath his hand. Even with some logical thinking, he knew it was impossible for there to be a child inside. “Impossible…”

Chi Xu gritted his teeth, “Zong Yuan, are you still a man?!”

Zong Yuan rubbed his face, “You’re the man!”

“I know!”

“We only did it once, and that was less than three days ago.”

“I know!”

“I swear,” Chi Xu waved away Zong Yuan’s hand, “Damn it, I can raise it myself! I don’t need you to believe!”

His actions of pushing away Zong Yuan didn’t seem like a joke.

Zong Yuan’s eyebrows furrowed, a complex mixture of emotions flooding his heart. While reason told him this was impossible, his emotions were teetering on the edge.

He shouted at 0046, “Check if men in this world can get pregnant.”

0046 felt a chill, “Oh no, it’s not like the last time where I forgot an attachment.”

It hurriedly checked, and Zong Yuan awaited the results. A short span of ten seconds felt like an hour.

Finally, 0046 breathed a sigh of relief, “It’s normal! This is a normal world!”

Chi Xu’s expression resembled an enraged animal, beneath the anger hid a restrained sadness. Zong Yuan looked at him, suddenly understanding that Chi Xu wasn’t joking.

Even though 0046 confirmed it was a normal world, he was willing to entertain the possibility.

Zong Yuan touched Chi Xu’s small abdomen, disregarding his resistance, and lay his head on his lap, listening to the sounds from inside.

The belly made gurgling noises, loud and tumultuous.

Was this the sound of hunger or the sound of being full?

It didn’t seem like the sound of a child.

Zong Yuan thought about it, and his expression softened. This little thing that hadn’t shown signs yet had softened his heart. His love for Chi Xu made him completely fond of this little one.

Zong Yuan placed Chi Xu’s hand near his lips and kissed it, “Baby, it’s wonderful. You’ve solidified your position as Mrs. Zong.”

Chi Xu muttered, “…Damn.”

Zong Yuan kissed him, and a muffled phrase escaped their lips, “Don’t use foul language; set an example for the child.”

Suddenly having two treasures felt great.

Returning to the designated hotel, a group of people was already waiting, including Eldest Young Master Hou’s assistant, Xiao Wang. “Mr. Zong, I have already arranged for a doctor. Do you need to check your health now?”

Chi Xu’s head was still covered, and Zong Yuan asked his colleagues to go rest first. “Bring the doctor here; let him check him.”

Xiao Wang, who had been instructed by Eldest Young Master Hou earlier, remained calm and adjusted his glasses. “Okay, I’ve booked a flight for tomorrow morning. We can return tomorrow evening.”

Zong Yuan turned to him, “Can pregnant women fly?”

Xiao Wang suppressed his confusion and asked, “How long has she been pregnant?”

Zong Yuan counted for a moment, then earnestly said, “It’s almost the fourth day.”

“…” Xiao Wang searched his memory, making sure he hadn’t offended this young master Zong. He restrained the feeling of being treated like a fool. “Indeed, it’s not suitable for pregnant women to fly in the early stages.”

Chi Xu frowned and looked at Zong Yuan, waving his hand decisively, “You can take the plane; I’ll return by sea and land.”

Zong Yuan said it wasn’t necessary, “I’ll also return by sea and land. Assistant Xiao Wang, is it okay if we delay for a few days?”

Assistant Xiao Wang nodded stiffly.

The doctor in the room was sitting restrainedly. Upon seeing someone enter, he stood up, “Who needs a health check?”

Chi Xu walked up to him, scrutinizing him with suspicion and caution, “Zong Yuan, can we trust him?”

Zong Yuan came over and patted the doctor’s shoulder, “Hmm, I believe he won’t disclose anything. Xiao Wang, go out, and remember to close the door.”

Xiao Wang gave a sympathetic glance at the sweating doctor and briskly walked out, closing the door behind him.

The doctor felt a bit scared, “W-what do you need me to do?”

Half an hour later.

Chi Xu, in despair, covered his face in the bathroom.

Zong Yuan, with a complicated expression, knocked on the bathroom door, “Chi Xu? Are you feeling better?”

“Damn…” Chi Xu patted his thigh, “Just ignore me.”

There was silence outside. Chi Xu’s heart suddenly hung in the air. He walked to the door, thinking of going out to see if Zong Yuan had left. Suddenly, Zong Yuan spoke, “Baby, how about we try to see if you can really get pregnant? What if you conceive?”

His tone was too suggestive, and Chi Xu blushed, “Get pregnant my ass! I’m a man!”

“If you don’t try, how will you know if you can’t? What if it works? Look it up online; you might find information about men giving birth.”

Zong Yuan was just casually talking.

Chi Xu stammered, recalling that night and that tingling sensation down to the coccyx, “How do you want to try?”

Zong Yuan tapped the bathroom door a few times, and the vague touch of fingertips made Chi Xu’s heart race again, “Four times, is it enough?”

Chi Xu whispered, “Forty¹Chi Xu heard it as forty times… that’s impossible, I’m not that lustful.”

Veins popped on Zong Yuan’s forehead as he enunciated each word, “I said four times.”

“…Zong Yuan, are you still a man?”

I suggest you check the average length and duration for Asian males, and you’ll know how much your husband has skewed the average.

Also, reduce it to three times.

Smile.

 

Author’s note:

Hahaha, this world is about to end. Suddenly had a wild idea—what if Zong Yuan loses his memory (temporarily, just before arriving in the new world), and instead of being the one who takes the initiative, he becomes the pursued one? Would you be interested?

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  Chi Xu heard it as forty