Chapter 82- Visitor from the Junior Association
Despite the side effects of the Hair Growth Bath causing a weakness in his lower abdomen, Xi Guican felt rejuvenated as if he had taken a miraculous elixir. He logged into “Your Exclusive Lover,” intending to review various kissing techniques late into the night.
【Beep—Identified as a Bald Tiger】
【Identity verification successful, wish you a pleasant gaming experience!】
Upon hearing the familiar nickname “Bald Tiger,” Xi Guican smirked coldly, knowing that he would soon undergo hair transplantation surgery. He wondered what nickname this game would give him when the time came.
He Yuge
【Paternal Love】: He Yuge loves you deeply, although most of the time it’s the love of an old father for his child (Paternal Love Degradation Progress: 35%)
【Awakened】: He Yuge finally completed his awakening phase and transformed into a merman. His racial advantages are gradually being developed by you (Unlocked)
Body
【Lips】: Sensitivity Level 10, you have tried closed-mouth kisses
Voice
【Clear】: Sanctity Level 42
【Alluring】 (Locked)
In just one night, the degradation of paternal love increased by 6%. Xi Guican suddenly saw a bright future ahead. At this rate, paternal love would be completely degraded in another ten days. He wondered when the “Alluring” voice would be unlocked and what function it would serve once unlocked.
Xi Guican eagerly rubbed his large paws together, using his damp claws to dismiss the flood of messages pouring in, whether from the dovish faction or the hawkish faction. He shut them all off; he was tired and wanted to sleep early.
He’d deal with these trivial matters after getting some rest.
After drying himself off, Xi Guican climbed back into bed, slipped into his sheep-patterned pajamas, and then donned a thick set of pajamas. Suddenly, he realized he could adjust the room’s temperature.
Perhaps distracted by beauty, Xi Guican hadn’t thought of this method before. Now that He Yuge was sleeping in cool pajamas, Xi Guican didn’t dare move too much, fearing he might disturb He Yuge or make him cold. He could only fall asleep in his stifling pajamas.
Due to the heat, Xi Guican didn’t sleep well. He had a nightmare that he was too hot, and all his fur fell out to dissipate the heat, turning him into a completely bald tiger.
After discovering the truth about his baldness, He Yuge left as suddenly as he had appeared in Xi Guican’s life.
This nightmare scared Xi Guican awake. He found himself too hot and had torn his sheep pajamas in half while sleeping, explaining the terrifying dream of shedding fur to cool down.
Xi Guican instructed the household robot to clean up the torn pajamas and quietly got up to prepare a loving breakfast for He Yuge.
The game said to win a man’s heart, one must first captivate his stomach.
Xi Guican eagerly ran to the kitchen, spending the morning successfully blowing up the kitchen and ruining the ingredients he had bought the previous night. So, when He Yuge woke up, he found a strawberry-flavored nutritional liquid for breakfast.
“…I originally wanted to make breakfast for you, but I’m not very good at cooking.”
Dressed in a pitch-black military uniform, the man rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, and the top button of his collar was undone.
In He Yuge’s mind, an image of this man who could kill without blinking while clumsily cooking in the kitchen surfaced.
His messy white hair clearly hadn’t been groomed, and a strand of hair angrily stood up. He Yuge couldn’t help but tiptoe to try to smooth down that angry strand of hair.
Xi Guican quickly lowered his head, making it easier for He Yuge to touch his head, behaving not like a big cat but like a big dog.
“Did you wake up early to prepare breakfast for me without combing your hair first?”
He Yuge patiently tidied Xi Guican’s hair and gently patted that strand of white hair, trying to remove the earthly scent from Xi Guican’s body.
Even though he lowered his head, his thick eyelashes looked very curled from this angle, and the combination of Western deep-set eyes and Eastern delicate skin was perfectly harmonious. It’s often said that “shyness lies in lowering one’s head,” but even when Xi Guican lowered his head, the aggressiveness on his face couldn’t be concealed.
Like his rugged nose, exuding a fierce air of nobility, when this pair of sapphire eyes looked at He Yuge, it was truly a “wild beast smelling roses” moment. This Federal Blade, which had absorbed so much blood, finally had its scabbard in Xi Guican’s hands.
“I’ll definitely remember to comb my hair next time.”
Xi Guican assured He Yuge. He enjoyed the feeling of He Yuge’s fingers running through his hair. As he said this, he squinted contentedly, much like a big cat being petted in the right direction.
“You helped me comb my hair, so I’ll help you later. We’ll help each other out.”
His blue eyes brightened, “You can transform into a mermaid form, which means you’ll have more hair. There’s a natural hot spring on this planet, and we can go soak in it.”
When He Yuge transformed into a mermaid, his hair would grow to his waist.
He Yuge wouldn’t refuse Xi Guican in these little matters. Sipping his nutritional liquid, he suddenly had a whimsical idea.
“Guican, do you think our merfolk race will never go bald?”
Xi Guican, especially sensitive to the word “bald,” instantly tensed all his muscles and nervously looked at He Yuge, afraid he had discovered something.
“After all, in mermaid form, you can grow hair.”
He Yuge finished speaking and smiled, and Xi Guican also tried to force a smile.
As He Yuge sipped his nutritional liquid and accessed the holonet, he awkwardly logged into the star network. Last night before going to bed, he had already planned for the future. There are many types of online novels in the literary circle: post-apocalyptic, fierce competition, endless flow, farming novels…
Each creator of a genre is worthy of respect; it is their imaginative creativity that has created countless worlds loved by readers. The charm of novels lies in using words to compose wings of imagination, carrying readers into these wonderful alternate worlds.
What He Yuge wanted to do was to bring these fantastical worlds into the blank space of the interstellar era.
He planned to spend half a month brainstorming his new novel, writing a sensational interstellar story that would astonish readers, combining various popular themes such as “time travel, rebirth, face-slapping, indulgence, golden finger,” and allowing everyone to witness what a true online novel is.
He Yuge’s blood was boiling with excitement. He had just typed “novel website” into the search bar of the star network when he saw today’s trending searches automatically pop up below the search bar.
The first hot search was his and Xi Guican’s names.
He Yuge turned his head blankly to look at Xi Guican beside him, whose expression was blank, completely out of sorts. He Yuge, bewildered, clicked on the first hot search, and the screen automatically split in half.
Half was the star network live platform, and half was the star network user center.
On the star network live platform, He Yuge saw his own live broadcast room, where he saw exploding DJ comments, favorites, shares, and tips.
He Yuge exited the live broadcast room in horror and re-entered it. The comments had changed to a new batch, with new comments pushing the old ones down every moment. The terrifying popularity made He Yuge suspect that he hadn’t woken up at all.
He looked at the other half of the screen and saw Xi Guican’s user center, along with the thousand-word rainbow farts.
“Huh??”
Finally realizing what he had done last night, Xi Guican, who had made a big mistake, said dejectedly, “I can explain. Your work is indeed very good. Look, everyone likes your work. I think such good works shouldn’t be buried…”
He Yuge finally came to terms with the fact that he had become famous overnight. He wasn’t actually opposed to it because no one had revealed his true identity, and the rainbow farts of the interstellar people were particularly straightforward, able to praise until He Yuge’s embarrassment exploded.
He took a deep breath and said to Xi Guican, “I hate writing, and I’ll never write an autobiography in my life.”
“…”
Doesn’t it sound familiar? You just said it to me yesterday, sweetheart.
Xi Guican looked like a naughty child who had done something wrong, hanging his head dispiritedly.
“I was wrong.”
He Yuge asked with some amusement, “What did you do wrong? Why are you suddenly rushing to admit fault? Your thousand-word rainbow farts were quite smooth, it seemed like you wrote them in one go, and the words you used were very interesting. The frequency of ‘nice’ and ‘beautiful’ is way too high.”
He clicked on the comments and laughed when he saw the highly praised fan comments, “Your fan seems to have quite the talent, saying you depicted the essence of the world’s most beautiful voice with simple words…”
The fan’s filter was so thick it blurred his eyes.
Listening to He Yuge read the rainbow farts, Xi Guican involuntarily blushed, modestly saying, “I didn’t write as well as he praised.”
It seemed he still believed he had written well.
Indeed, rainbow farts made people lose themselves.
Just as He Yuge was about to chat with Xi Guican again, Xi Guican’s holonet notification of a visitor interrupted their conversation.
Mao Zixie stood outside and rang the doorbell twice. His dark circles were heavy, but he looked unusually spirited. So spirited that even the fear of entering the tiger’s den was somewhat diluted.
He came this time not only to receive instructions from the Federation to check Xi Guican’s physical condition but also to inquire about the specific identity of the mysterious “Yuge” on the star network.
Mao Zixie was full of curiosity about “Yuge” because he found that this person’s voice had a special influence on the mental sea. Mao Zixie had a premonition that if he could find out the reason, he might bring a historic breakthrough to the field of mental sea research.
Mao Zixie’s face, full of energy as if he had just taken chicken blood, appeared on the holoscreen. Xi Guican was not surprised that it was Mao Zixie who came. On this private planet, besides him and He Yuge, the only intelligent beings were Xi Guican’s attending physician, Mao Zixie.
“He looks so much like the Medicine Seeking Mouse, doesn’t he?” He Yuge exclaimed in surprise.
“He’s called Mao Zixie, he’s Mao Zhengyong’s grandson.” Xi Guican opened the household management system on the holonet, allowing DJ access.
“He’s probably here to check on my health.”
People from both the Dove Faction and the Hawk Faction sent him concerned messages simultaneously. Xi Guican closed a bunch of communications, finished his nutritional liquid, and prepared to go downstairs to find Dr. Search Rat.
He Yuge followed behind Xi Guican, ready to go downstairs together. He felt the world was truly amazing. When he saw Mao Zixie on the holoscreen, he had a strange feeling that he was still playing a game.
If the game and reality were connected, did that mean he could find the bodies of the children from the Star Sea Orphanage…
And take them home.
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