Title: 谁把谁当真 (Winner Takes All)
Author：水千丞 (ShuiQianCheng)
Translator: 月野 見事 (TsukinoMigoto)
Protagonists ：黎朔 (LiShuo), 赵锦辛 (ZhaoJinXin)
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Appearance: Li Shuo, Zhao Jinxin
Host: Shui Qiancheng (SQC)
- What is your name?
Li Shuo: Li Shuo
Zhao Jinxin: Zhao Jinxin
- What is your age?
Li Shuo: 35
Zhao Jinxin: 24
- What is your gender?
Li Shuo: Male
Zhao Jinxin: Male
- What is your personality?
Li Shuo (laughs): I think I have a good temperament, I’ll keep improving myself.
Zhao Jinxin: I get along very well. I’m a gentleman and kind, right Uncle Li?
Li Shuo: Yes
- What is the character of the other party?
Li Shuo: Well… it’s hard to generalize, there are many different aspects.
SQC: Can you summarize?
Li Shuo: There is a cute side who likes to behave like a baby, there is a handsome side who is brave and reliable, and… (looks at Zhao Jinxin) There is a side that can do bad things, but I will stop him.
Zhao Jinxin: You haven’t mentioned the side of my bed skill yet?
SQC: Well, there are still 45 questions before the topic of bed skills.
Zhao Jinxin (shrugs): Does Uncle Li not like me like this?
Li Shuo (touching his head): No, diamonds also need many sides to have the best luster
Zhao Jinxin (laughing smugly): Uncle Li’s character is the best in the world
- When did the two first meet? Where is it?
Li Shuo: The first time (laughs) is at his first year banquet, but unfortunately he doesn’t remember.
Zhao Jinxin: I remember.
Li Shuo: You remember ghosts at that age.
Zhao Jinxin: My soul remembers.
SQC: ==
- What is your first impression of the other party?
Li Shuo: Small, soft, very cute, smiling straight, not afraid to see anyone.
Zhao Jinxin: Uncle Li’s 11-year-old appearance… Hmm, it must be brilliant.
- What do you like about each other?
Li Shuo: Sometimes he is as likable as a child, sometimes as annoying as a bastard, but he is also very charming like this.
Zhao Jinxin: He fits all my fantasies about a lifelong partner.
- What do you hate about each other?
Li Shuo: Hmm… It’s quite stable at this point.
Zhao Jinxin: I’m already settled when I meet you.
SQC: How about your cousin?
Zhao Jinxin: How could I hate Uncle Li? There’s nothing to hate at all.
SCQ (white eyes.jpg):…
- Do you think you have a good relationship with each other?
Li Shuo: It’s good.
Zhao Jinxin: We’re a match made in heaven.
- How do you call the other person?
Li Shuo: Jin Xin.
Zhao Jinxin: In front of outsiders, usually ‘Brother Li’, privately, I called him ‘Uncle Li’, on the bed…
SQC: There are 39 more questions! Take control of your prehistoric power!
- How do you want to be called by the other party?
Li Shuo: I think ‘Uncle Li’ is already pretty good.
Zhao Jinxin: I hope he calls me ‘my sweetheart’, but he certainly doesn’t want to.
Li Shuo:…
- If you use animals as a symbol, what do you think would it be for the other person?
Li Shuo: Cunning animals, such as foxes.
Zhao Jinxin: Sheep who looks soft, but actually the horns are very hard and destructive
- If you want to give a gift to the other party, what will you give?
Li Shuo: I will let him speak for himself, he can name a hundred. But most of them will definitely be related to sex.
Zhao Jinxin: This is really a difficult problem. After all, I have sent myself once. I really don’t know what more I can give to be cherished next time, but I will try my best to think about it.
- So what gift would you like for yourself?
Li Shuo: Unique artwork, not necessarily famous or antique.
Zhao Jinxin: If Uncle Li promises me a new ‘playing method’ every year where I can enjoy many places and postures in my life, it’ll be very good.
- What are the general dissatisfactions you have with the other party?
Li Shuo: There is not much dissatisfaction. It’s just that sometimes being with him, always ruining official business.
Zhao Jinxin: No dissatisfaction at all.
- What is your problem?
Li Shuo: Sometimes I think I’m too straightforward, which is really not good.
Zhao Jinxin: Am I clingy? Am I like that, Uncle Li?
Li Shuo (raising eyebrows): Do you think your problem is just being clingy?
Zhao Jinxin: What else?
Li Shuo: …nothing
- What is the liability of the other party?
Li Shuo: Well, he’s too keen on having sex.
Zhao Jinxin: Sometimes he is too sensible.
- What does the other party do that make you unhappy?
Li Shuo: when he hurts irrelevant people.
Zhao Jinxin: When he pays more attention to others than me.
- What do you do that upsets the other party?
Li Shuo: I don’t want to say it. And I don’t want to do it either.
Zhao Jinxin: My answer is the same as Uncle Li.
- How far has your relationship reached?
Li Shuo: He proposed, I agreed.
Zhao Jinxin: We will find a good day to get married, and we will stay together forever.
- Where was the first date for you two?
Li Shuo: The tavern in Qiandao Lake? But it was an informal date.
Zhao Jinxin: It’s formal to me, I ‘touched’ Uncle Li (laughs).
- What was the atmosphere of the two at that time?
Li Shuo: Somewhat strange.
Zhao Jinxin: It’s a bit strange, but I like the feeling of him slowly biting the bait.
- To what extent did it progress at that time?
Li Shuo: As he said above…
Zhao Jinxin: It’s a bit of progress for me, but I enjoy the process very much.
- Where do you often go to date?
Li Shuo: Art Exhibition or Restaurant.
Zhao Jinxin: Yes, but I always like the last event of a date.
- How will you prepare for the other party’s birthday?
Li Shuo: …prepare..
Zhao Jinxin (topic): I don’t like this question. The next one?
- Which party confessed first?
Li Shuo: Him.
Zhao Jinxin (referring to himself): It’s me.
- How much do you like each other?
Li Shuo: I like him very much.
Zhao Jinxin: I wish I could meet him sooner and never be separated from him from now on.
- So, do you love each other?
Li Shuo: I love him.
Zhao Jinxin: I love him.
- What does the other party say that will make you feel wronged?
Li Shuo: When he acts like a baby, he is always prone to make mistakes.
Zhao Jinxin: When he said “be obedient”.
- If you feel that the other party is changing his mind about the relationship, what would you do?
Li Shuo: Do what I should do.
Zhao Jinxin: There will never be that day, neither for him nor I.
- Can you forgive the other person for changing his mind?
Li Shuo: No.
Zhao Jinxin: Hello, let’s change the subject.
- What if the other party is more than one hour late for the appointment?
Li Shuo: Call to make sure he is safe.
Zhao Jinxin: Pick him up directly.
- The sexy side of the other party?
Li Shuo: The reliable side is particularly sexy.
Zhao Jinxin: There are countless.
- When you two are getting in the mood, when do you feel your heartbeat speeds up the most?
Li Shuo: Many times it makes my heart beat faster.
Zhao Jinxin: When he takes the initiative.
- What do you do that makes you feel happiest?
Li Shuo: As long as two people truly love each other, even if they quarrel occasionally, they should feel happy.
Zhao Jinxin: Yes, as long as he is by my side, I feel happy.
- Have you ever quarreled?
Li Shuo: Yes, but very few now.
Zhao Jinxin: Occasionally.
- What are the quarrels about?
Li Shuo: Let’s not mention the previous ones, now it’s just trivial matters, not a big quarrel.
Zhao Jinxin: I am reluctant to quarrel with Uncle Li. I become softer than when I’m with anyone else. I’ll be the first to reconcile.
- How to reconcile afterwards?
Li Shuo: After a good communication, it’s time to reconcile.
Zhao Jinxin: Our time is so precious, why must we quarrel?
- Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?
Li Shuo: Of course.
Zhao Jinxin: It’s a must. I book all the reincarnations of Uncle Li.
- When do you feel loved?
Li Shuo: All the time.
Zhao Jinxin: All the time.
- How do you express your love in your eyes?
Li Shuo: Do my best to treat him well.
Zhao Jinxin: I really want to give him everything.
- When will you feel that he ‘doesn’t love me anymore’?
Li Shuo: If one day he is suddenly not interested in me.
Zhao Jinxin: There won’t be that day, I’m afraid he will be indifferent to me one day.
Li Shuo (laughs): There won’t be that day either.
- Which flower do you think matches your partner?
Li Shuo: Rose. Passionate, delicate, beautiful, prickly.
Zhao Jinxin: Gentle. Such as cherry blossoms.
- Are there things you concealed between the two of you?
Li Shuo: I am an open person, and there is nothing to hide.
Zhao Jinxin: If he asks, I will tell him.
- What is your inferiority complex?
Li Shuo: If it refers to this relationship, our age difference is considered a problem to me, but it is not that I feel inferior.
Zhao Jinxin: He is too perfect and always makes people feel that they are inadequate.
- Is the relationship between you two open or secret?
Li Shuo: It’s open.
Zhao Jinxin: I hope everyone knows.
- Do you think the love for each other can last forever?
Li Shuo: I hope it will be permanent, but objectively speaking, no one can be certain about the future.
Zhao Jinxin (seriously): I’m sure I will love you forever.
Li Shuo (laughs): I will love you forever.
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SQC: Okay, next is the part that my cousin likes…
- Are you the attacker or the recipient?
Li Shuo: Recipient?
Zhao Jinxin: Attacker.
- Why is it so decided?
Li Shuo: He has coagulation dysfunction, I am afraid of hurting him.
Zhao Jinxin: He likes it, I also like it.
- Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Li Shuo: Very satisfied.
Zhao Jinxin: Very satisfied.
- Where was the first sex?
Li Shuo: His house.
Zhao Jinxin: My house.
- How did you feel at the time?
Li Shuo: Well, it hurts more than I imagined, but it’s also better than I imagined.
Zhao Jinxin: Unforgettable for a lifetime.
- What did the other party look like at that time?
Li Shuo: He doesn’t seem to be the same person I usually know.
Zhao Jinxin: Ten thousand times better than I thought.
- What was your first sentence in the morning of the first night?
Li Shuo: I can’t remember, what did I say?
Zhao Jinxin: You said “You are awesome”.
Li Shuo: Don’t make trouble.
- The number of sex per week?
Li Shuo: Not necessarily every day.
Zhao Jinxin: Look at the mood, look at the mood of Uncle Li.
- How many times a week do you think the most ideal conditions are?
Li Shuo: The frequency is not important, but there must be the right atmosphere.
Zhao Jinxin: Well, yes, of course a little more is better.
- So, what kind of sex is it?
Li Shuo: We fit well, it’s great.
Zhao Jinxin: Crazy and perfect.
- Your most sensitive place?
Li Shuo: chest, waist.
Zhao Jinxin: Neck and Baby Zhao (*T/N: his dick).
- The most sensitive place of the other party?
Li Shuo: Well, as he said.
Zhao Jinxin: There are several places, but I won’t tell you.
- Describe the opponent during sex in one sentence?
Li Shuo: Sometimes barbaric, very different from usual.
Zhao Jinxin: During sex, he is drown in the ultimate pleasure.
- Frankly speaking, do you like sex?
Li Shuo: Of course I like it.
Zhao Jinxin: I like it very much.
- Under normal circumstances, where do you have sex?
Li Shuo: Home, followed by the office.
Zhao Jinxin: Yes, but I am thinking of more places.
- Sex location you want to try?
Li Shuo: On the beach? I haven’t tried yet.
Zhao Jinxin: Too many. If I start to make a list, we won’t finish (this interview) until night time.
- Did you shower before or after sex?
Li Shuo: Both, and also at the same time.
Zhao Jinxin: That’s right.
68.Is there any agreement for sex?
Li Shuo: Don’t overdo it.
Zhao Jinxin: If there is something very important tomorrow, it can only be done once.
- Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?
Li Shuo: Yes.
Zhao Jinxin: Yes.
- Do you agree or disagree with the idea of “If you can’t get the heart, at least get the body”?
Li Shuo: No, it’s not what you want, what’s the point?
Zhao Jinxin: I used to be against it, but after falling in love with someone… (peeking at Li Shuo) Oh, I’m against it. Firmly against. We are not barbarians. (*T/N: Look at this guy being hypocritical)
- If the opponent is raped by a mob, what will you do?
Li Shuo: I will definitely get revenge.
Zhao Jinxin: Kill him.
- Would you feel embarrassed before sex? Or after?
Li Shuo: Why should I feel embarrassed?
Zhao Jinxin: No.
- If a good friend says to you “I am lonely, so only tonight, please…” and ask for sex, would you?
Li Shuo: Of course I will refuse now. In the past, it depended on the situation. If any one of us has a partner, I will refuse. Then, um, it depends on the situation.
Zhao Jinxin: Same as Uncle Li.
- Do you think you are good at sex?
Li Shuo: Of course.
Zhao Jinxin: I’m great, isn’t it Uncle Li?
Li Shuo (laughs): Yes.
- What about the other party?
Li Shuo: Great.
Zhao Jinxin: Uncle Li is also great.
- What do you want the other person to say when you are having sex?
Li Shuo: Romantic words.
Zhao Jinxin: The more lewd it is, the better…
- What kind of expression do you like when you are having sex?
Li Shuo: Very satisfied expression.
Zhao Jinxin: A confused expression.
- Do you think it’s okay to be with someone other than your lover?
Li Shuo: Loyalty is the most important thing in love, so no.
Zhao Jinxin (shook his head vigorously): No, no.
- Are you interested in SM?
Li Shuo: I think I can try, but it must be safe.
Zhao Jinxin: I want to try.
- If the other party suddenly no longer wants your body, what will you do?
Li Shuo: Will he? I feel that it’s very unlikely.
Zhao Jinxin: I’ll just ask for his body.
- What do you think of rape?
Li Shuo: The most despicable behavior.
Zhao Jinxin: Yes.
- What is the more painful part of sex?
Li Shuo: When he played evil things, I won’t describe the details, you are a lady.
SQC: Yes, yes, you are so smart (excited).
Zhao Jinxin: Uncle Li can also make things bad, like last time you let me…
Li Shuo: Cough cough, the next topic…
- During sex so far, where do you feel most excited and anxious?
Li Shuo: Once in the pantry of the hospital, that floor was very quiet, I was always worried that someone would hear.
Zhao Jinxin: I also particularly liked that time.
- Have you ever been tempted by the other party?
Li Shuo: Yes.
Zhao Jinxin: Yes, he’s so beautiful.
- The expression of the attacker at that time?
Li Shuo (laughs): Very excited.
Zhao Jinxin: Can’t wait.
- Has the attacker ever acted violently?
Li Shuo: No, he is not that kind of person.
Zhao Jinxin: Of course.
- What was the response of the recipient at that time?
SQC: Automatically skip
- For you, what is the ideal type “as a sex object”?
Li Shuo: I used to think that he should be a person with fair skin, slender figure and gentle, until he appears.
Zhao Jinxin: Uncle Li is already the ideal type.
- Does the current partner meet your ideals?
Li Shuo: He subverted my experience and imagination of sex, I think he is the most ideal.
Zhao Jinxin: Beyond imagination.
- Are there any props to make you guys go crazy during sex?
Li Shuo: Yes, it’s quite interesting.
Zhao Jinxin: Very interesting.
- When did you have your first time?
Li Shuo: Very early, maybe 13 or 14 years old.
Zhao Jinxin: Very early, almost at that age too.
- Is the object at that time the lover now?
Li Shuo: No.
Zhao Jinxin: No.
- Where do you like to be kissed the most?
Li Shuo: Lips.
Zhao Jinxin: Baby Zhao (*T/N: his dick again).
- Where do you like to kiss the other the most?
Li Shuo: Lips.
Zhao Jinxin: Uncle Li’s…
- What is the thing that pleases the other the most during sex?
Li Shuo: It is very simple to please him, and I am also happy to do it.
Zhao Jinxin: Talking about love.
- What do you think about sex?
Li Shuo: Sometimes I think it’s just about the relationship between human nature and desire.
Zhao Jinxin: I think about how to make each other feel better, and then enjoy it better.
- What is the number of sex in a night?
Li Shuo: It is not fixed, but usually at least twice.
Zhao Jinxin: Well, the highest record is seven times (satisfied).
- During sex, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you to take them off?
Li Shuo: Both.
Zhao Jinxin: Both.
- What is sex for you?
Li Shuo: A very important part of the relationship, but also a part of life.
Zhao Jinxin: My favorite thing to do.
- Please say something to your lover.
Li Shuo: You performed well today.
Zhao Jinxin: Then I want to have an ‘extra meal’ in the evening. (*T/N: he wants more sex)
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*Translator’s Final Note:
Do note that some numbers are missing. That’s the mistakes from the author or from the raw files, not mine.
It has been a long ride… My translation for this story has finally ended. Praise the Lord… There are 5 more extras actually (written in recent years like 2019 if I’m not mistaken?) in IQIYI literature but I couldn’t access them no matter how hard I tried. If someday I manage to get them, I will add them, yeah? For now, I’m really sorry… If there’s anyone able to access them and would like to pick it up from where I left off, I will be happy as well. See you guys in my next translation project. 1. ‘Alpha Predator’ by Shui Qian Cheng [https://freenovels.net/alpha-predator/] , 2. ‘Improper Relationship’ by Yu Xiaofan [https://freenovels.net/improper-relationship/]
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